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Chief!

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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-# He's the ace, He's amazing

-Amazing!

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# He's the strongest, He's the quickest

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# He's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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-# Danger Mouse! #

-Arrrgh!

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BANG!

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What makes the world's number one superagent, Danger Mouse, tick?

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Could it be his intense gym routines?

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His scientifically designed ultra-diet?

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Or the fact that he's not ashamed to admit he's

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a mouse who waxes his legs to be more aerodynamic?

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But whatever is filling this guy's sails, it's working!

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Ah, I do enjoy a good browse through my scrapbook of momentous

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mouse moments. Remember when you were nearly a snack for an

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Argathrondion space beast, and I jumped in at the last second?

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CRUNCH!

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I don't remember that episode!

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Wha...?

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CLUNK!

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Sorry, Colonel. We were just reminiscing and marvelling at

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my inner steel and self-confidence.

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Excellent work, DM, as you were.

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I've forgot to say we're getting some reports from Texas.

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Seems Baron Greenback is hanging around some nodding donkeys.

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Surrounding himself with yes men again? Typical.

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No, nodding donkeys. Big Texans, thirsty birds - oil wells, DM.

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Get out there and find out what old green gills is up to.

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Yes! The world's premier villain is enacting his latest dastardly

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ultra-evil, planet threatening plan!

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CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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At least he would be if he could get out of first gear!

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OK, Sweetie, a little, little more throttle. Release the...

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-ZOOM!

-Slowly! Slowly.

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Check your mirrors.

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Not the photon cannon!

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ZAP!

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BANG!

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CRASH!

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-BOTH:

-Haaaugh!

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Dad! Stop yelling at me.

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This is so embarrassing. I didn't ask to be born.

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Or learn to drive.

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Ahh.

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Delilah, how will you ever take over my empire and come up with

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your own evil plans if you can't even...

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Look out for the mountain!

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CRUNCH!

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Ooh. Nicely done. Parking brake on. And activate...

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The Corer!

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Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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The Corer can extract the core essence from anything.

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SUCK!

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Oil.

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SUCK!

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Money.

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SUCK!

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Diamonds.

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All you need to do, Sweetie, is keep it in a steady hover,

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and steel a fortune's worth of diamonds.

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What if I press the wrong button? What if I blow up the ship?

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What if Danger Mouse arrives to stop us?

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-Not so fast, Baron!

-Ah!

-Uh-oh!

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-SLAP!

-Waaaaah!

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That's put the Baron's plan in a bit of a spin.

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-SUCK!

-Arrrgh!

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Arrrrgh!

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-THUMP!

-Eyah!

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Are you all right, Chief?

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No harm done, Penfold. What's say we head home?

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CLUNK CLICK

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-INDICATORS TICK

-Steady as she goes.

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Chief?

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-BOTH:

-Ohh!

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BEEP!

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-Pure extracted essence of Danger Mouse!

-Ohhhh!

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Hmmm. Let's see if this works. Hold still, darling.

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-ZAP!

-Yaaah!

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That tickles!

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There's no way that chemically altering my daughter's

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personality like this could possibly backfire.

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Hmm?

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Strange! Ever since he was zapped by the Baron's machine,

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Danger Mouse hasn't really been himself.

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HE STRAINS

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-PLUCK!

-Yaaaah!

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I have discovered something truly shocking about Danger Mouse.

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I knew it! He's not actually a mouse! He's a gerbil!

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-Eh, no. That's not it at all.

-Oh. As you were.

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Danger Mouse's personality consists of 10% optimism,

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20% adventurousness,

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20% terrible one-liners,

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and 50% confidence.

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Hello, everyone. Sorry to make a fuss.

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Crumbs! Where's it all gone?

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Hey! What's up, peeps?

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I am a gorgeous strong young woman with a mind of my own.

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FYI the world is mine. Peace!

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Thought not peace, war. Delilah out.

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I think that answers your question.

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With Danger Mouse's stolen confidence,

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Delilah Von Greenback is reinventing herself,

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and treating the world like a pick-and-mix personality emporium!

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SUCK!

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Uh! I feel fabulous!

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As we part the dark clouds of history,

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and turn our gaze to a brighter future...

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SUCK!

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That's really, like, good for, like,

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all the people in where we're living now, and stuff.

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You know?

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ZAP!

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I feel positively eloquent.

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Do you not approve of what I have become, father?

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Maybe Daddy should take over the controls now, Sweetie?

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Silence! I want more!

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-How is he?

-His confidence levels are dangerously low.

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But if we take it slowly and treat him gently...

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Pull yourself together, man! The world needs you!

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Delilah Von Greenback is on a personality stealing rampage,

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and only you can stop her!

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Well, I'll do my best, Colonel, but no promises. I might fail.

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That's the spirit!

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Wait a minute! What did you just say?

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You're looking handsome today!

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You are a worthwhile and important individual! Is that a new haircut?

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A-ha-ha-HA! You are so funny!

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You smell nice! I like your smile!

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You have an authentic recording artist's voice!

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Watch out for the Lincoln Memorial! Arrgh!

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CLANG!

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CRASH!

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It's no good, Penfold. I've lost it.

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Hah! And I've got it!

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Why wait to take over my father's empire of evil...

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When I can do it now!

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Well, Sweetie, several reasons.

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It's a rhetorical question!

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Anyways, there's only one more personality trait that I need.

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-Humility! How about we beam it back in?

-Never!

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SLAP!

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I've removed every single weakness from my personality,

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and now I just need to add my father's evil deviousness.

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No, Delilah! Bad girl!

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You know what your problem is, Daddy?

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You were never bold enough.

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BEEP!

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Waaah!

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THUMP!

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-Ohhh!

-Hey, how's it going?

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Who wants to just rule planet earth when I, Delilah Von Greenback,

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can create and rule my very own planet of planets!

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ZAP!

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ZAP!

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ZAP!

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ZAP! ZAP!

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CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

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Mwa-ha-ha!

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I will make my own, new evil planet!

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Delilah...iana!

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What? Well, it's just a working title.

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As planet earth transforms into Delilahiana, or however you

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say it, will Danger Mouse find it within himself to fight back?

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Come on, Chief! Um...

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Unleash your inner tiger! Rrah!

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Free the lion within yourself!

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Oh, that's pretty much the same thing.

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Ah! The scrapbook of momentous mouse moments from scene four!

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Look, Chief!

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There's you saving the day!

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And again! And again!

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See! You can stop Delilah if you just believe in yourself!

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All right, Penfold. Let's do this!

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CRASH!

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Penfold? See if you can find my confidence in this lot.

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I'll distract Delilah.

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The game's up, Delilah.

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Ah! You don't stand a chance!

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You're probably right. Sorry to barge in like that, I'll go.

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It's OK, Chief - I've found your confidence!

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-SMACK!

-Arrgh!

-Oops.

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ZAP!

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HE SOBS

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No, no, that's sentimentality!

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Oh, carrots!

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Um, how about this one?

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ZAP!

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Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man... That's playfulness!

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You're not match for me, Danger Mouse!

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ZAP!

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How confident are you about that?

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ZAP!

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Oh! Why are you all looking at me? OMG! Dad?

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-PENFOLD:

-Good to have you back, Chief.

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Now, about this whole end of the world thing?

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Hmm. We simply need to pilot down to

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the centre of the earth, blast the

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planet with the Corer, and send all

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this chaos back where it belongs.

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And you're...confident we can do it?

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Another great addition to the scrapbook of

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momentous mouse moments. Job done.

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Where do you think the Baron is?

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Hopefully, settling his daughter into her new school.

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Da-a-d!

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I'm sorry I tried to change you, Sweetie.

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If you don't want to be an evil mastermind, that's up to you.

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-See you at half term!

-Bye-bye, Daddy.

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See you all very soon, suckers.

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger

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#He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BANG!

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