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Chiieeeeeeeeef!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace!

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-# He's amazing!

-Amazing!

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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-# Danger Mouse! #

-Aaaaaaargh!

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Since the dawn of time, the noble pig has lived side by...

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Pigs?!

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I must be in the wrong room again. PIGS SQUEAL

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Honestly, the signs in this building are atrocious.

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OINK!

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Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha! Boys are gross, boys all stink,

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boys look pretty turned to pink.

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Aaaaaargh!

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Not so fast, Princess.

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Ugh!

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GRUNT!

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Aaaaaargh!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Fire Danger Grappler!

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Hey! Give that back!

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Yeah, when pigs fly.

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Oh, phooey! Oooh!

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THUD!

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I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about playing with

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weapons of mass destruction.

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Don't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.

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My daddy gives me whatever I want,

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and I want Danger Mouse destroyed!

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And not in a nice way!

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Ah, they're lovely at that age.

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Aren't you worried about what she said, Chief?

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Penfold, I'm the world's greatest secret agent.

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I think I can handle the Princess's daddy. Whoever he is.

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I want Danger Mouse destroyed!

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Not a bad idea, Princess.

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With the world's greatest secret agent gone,

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I could finally take the few bits of the planet I don't already own

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and step out of the shadows.

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BEEP-BEEP-BEEP Marcy?

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Have a light bulb sent up to my office and then buy all

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the light bulb factories and quadruple the prices.

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You know, the usual.

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HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS Now...for Danger Mouse.

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-Oh! Aaaaah!

-Hands by your sides.

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It'll save me sewing them back on later.

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Oh!

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If this works, I'll be able to teleport agents directly to

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their top secret mission locations.

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And if it doesn't work?

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Then I'll have invented an instant doom ray.

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It's a win-win.

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Aaah! Aaaaah!

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It worked! Oh-ha-ha!

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Why is his stuff still here?

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It doesn't transport clothing.

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Now, I wonder where he got to.

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You don't know where he's gone?!

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He could be anywhere in the world.

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Aaaah! Let me out! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP!

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Let me out! Let me out!

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Who am I?!

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So, your new machine teleports someone to

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a random location with no clothes or memory.

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Scientifically speaking, it's a massive success.

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DM, we have a "pin me to the wall and shave off my moustache"

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whopper of an emergency!

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Great news, Colonel. Who are we up against?

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The Baron? Duckula? Megahertz? The Snowman?

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I'm afraid Toady, Duckface, Megachap and Snowball

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are just the start of it.

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Barons and toads first!

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My daddy likes to pick me up from school.

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Ho! Ha! Ho!

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Chief, that's 12 of our worst enemies.

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BEEP-BEEP-BEEP

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That's odd. I wonder where they're all going.

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BOOM! CRASH!

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-Oo, 'eck!

-Shall I call for backup, DM?

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Only if you want an audience.

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It's going to be quite a show.

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Penfold? Are you coming?

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Just putting my tea in a Thermos.

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First I'll wear him out with the riff-raff, then,

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when he's at his weakest, I'll step from the shadows and destroy him.

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Ugh. Marcy! Fire everyone in the light bulb factories!

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ZAP! ZAP!

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Megahertz, boss level! Prepare for mega-doom!

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Maximum points!

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Megahertz win!

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Yeah!

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Special move!

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Upload virus.

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Megahertz not feel good.

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Ahem.

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The tea keeps me warm. Fancy a cup?

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SLURP Ooh!

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Ha!

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There's too many, Chief!

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Call Danger Mackerel!

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Never! Next!

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Ram him, Renfield!

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I meant with the stupid bath-toy car.

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Ugh, fine, I'll drive.

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Waaaargh!

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Ugh!

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Two more down and... Who-o-o-o-oa!

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Don't forget to flush, Danger Mouse.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ha!

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Ho!

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-Ha!

-Aaaaargh! CRASH!

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BOOM!

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Anybody fancy a quick time-out?

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Now, Barone!

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Hang on. Won't we get...?

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Ha! I did it! I finally did it!

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I defeated Danger... Oh!

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-Ha!

-O-o-o-o-oh!

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Ow!

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Aaaaaaargh!

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You all right, Chief?

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Never better.

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From this superior vantage point, I can see our last escaped villain.

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It's the Princess, and she's flying to that building.

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Why don't I call Danger Moth and...?

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Penfold!

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Shush.

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Now the hero is exhausted,

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he'll be no match for the world's most powerful and secretive...

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Daddy!

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I should put a bell round her neck

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so I know when she's coming.

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Hello-o-o-o?

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Anyone ho-o-o-ome?

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What I don't get is who broke the villains out of Arkwright.

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Hmm. And why did the Princess come here?

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It's "bring your child to work" day.

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Get him, Daddy. Get the bad mousey!

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Not now, Princess. The adults are talking.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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So you're the Princess's father, eh?

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And much more.

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I own 98.7% of every business on Earth.

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I own Spamchops.

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I created the world's most addictive game, Giraffe Warriors.

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I own every important company on the planet,

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including the light bulb factories.

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I'm worth 18 gazillion.

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My name is Augustus P Crumhorn IV.

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I am head of Crumcorps,

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and I am your doom!

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Prepare...for...the...end!

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Tune in next week when...

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Not the end of the show, the end of Danger Mouse!

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Oop! Sorry, Mr Crumhorn, sir.

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When I'm finished with you, Danger Mouse,

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no-one will be able to stop me.

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I will own the world.

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Ha! You'll need more than a metal suit.

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How about one of these?

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Chief! That looks like our car.

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Every weapon and vehicle in your store, I've copied and improved.

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-Aah!

-Excuse us for just one second.

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(I don't care what you say, Penfold. It's time we called for backup.)

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Brilliant idea, Chief.

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Professor? Professor? Hello?

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Odd.

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Colonel?

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DM here, Colonel.

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Danger Moth? Danger Mackerel?

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They would help you, Danger Mouse, but they're a little...

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tied up.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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You'd think he could afford a better joke.

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Penfold! I've got an odd feeling.

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It's almost like I'm not 100% sure I can win this one.

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What is that?

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Doubt, Chief.

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Welcome to my world.

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Aaaaargh!

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Ow! Mind the ears!

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Ha! Not so tough without your little car now, are you?

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Chiieeeeeeef!

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He-e-e-e-e-e-e-elp!

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I'm coming, Penfold!

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With my money and no Danger Mouse,

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there is nothing I can't do.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Not so fast, Crumhorn!

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Hmm? What?!

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I'm a trillionaire!

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You really think I've only got one?!

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Chief?

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Save yourself!

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Hey-ya!

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Danger Moth! Get them out of here!

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Crumhorn may have beaten me, but at least I'll know Penfold is safe.

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HE GASPS

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Don't blame yourself, Chief.

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I... Why would I blame myself?

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Oh, because I should've admitted I needed help.

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Yes, well, I suppose it is my fault when you look at it.

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Fire...everything!

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Penfold!

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No-o-o-o-o-o!

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Chiiiieeeeeeeeeeef!

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The mousey's gone! Thank you, Daddy!

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Can I have a puppy now?

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Ugh.

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Chief?! Chief!

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Crikey.

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I think he's really gone.

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No-o-o-o-o-o!

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Is this the end for Danger Mouse?

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I mean, is it?!

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Really?!

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I was hoping for a second series.

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Come on, stop messing about.

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Think of my mortgage!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger

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# He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger mouse

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# Danger Mouse!

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