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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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Danger Mouse - the master of high intrigue, high action...

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..and high tea?!

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Both: Ah!

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He spilled my tea!

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Do that again and... Argh!

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What?

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It's shop-mageddon, Chief!

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I know people like bargains, but this is ridiculous!

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Ooh!

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Oh, crumbs!

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ANGRY CROWD YELLS

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GLASS SHATTERS

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Come with me, if you want to live!

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We need to get out of here.

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This is Black Friday.

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Gah! Dreadful American villain. Will we never be free of him?

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It's not a villain.

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Black Friday is when shops offer deals to make people buy

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things they don't need.

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It happens at Thanksgiving.

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What's a Thanks-Gibbon?

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Thanks-GIVING is a holiday where we celebrate the founding

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fathers of America surviving their first winter.

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Look, kids! You're laughing AND learning!

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Please don't change the channel!

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We celebrate by shopping, watching football

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and eating an enormous amount of food.

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REALLY? Count me in!

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It's not proper football, Penfold, and we're not here to have fun.

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Jeopardy asked us here to...

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Actually, why DID you ask us here?

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Well, I wanted to spend Thanksgiving with friends, so...

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So you want us to cover for you

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while you have fun with your friends. Fine.

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But only if we get to play with your cool stuff. Car keys?

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And we'll keep hold of the RoboRaven.

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PENFOLD WHISPERS

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Ooh, yes. And we'll be needing the remote for your massive telly.

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Cor! You can see right up his nose!

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Penfold, stop distracting Jeopardy,

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she'll be late for playing football with the gibbons.

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It's Thanks-GIVING. And wait, where did that food come from?

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DANGER MOUSE GULPS

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I think I might have eaten something that disagrees with me.

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No, you haven't!

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Now it definitely disagrees with me!

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Attention, Secret Agents of America.

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Professor Ham Hands!

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As part of

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the International Villains'

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Cultural Exchange Programme, I have joined Hydrant.

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Hail Hydrant! Like a hydrant, we go unnoticed, until one day

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we will gush forth, sweeping all before us in a wave of chaos.

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Also, children like to play with us.

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We, at Hydrant, have had enough of Thanksgiving,

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and these wasteful gigantic feasts.

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Actually, Hydrant is against America in general. We like the feasts.

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I was very clear in my letter of introduction that

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I'm against the feasts.

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This food even disagrees with itself!

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This Thanksgiving the turkeys will be feasting on YOU!

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Turkey, roast them!

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THEY GASP

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No, I've got this!

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Aa-a-h!

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You sit back and enjoy your Thanksgiving.

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Huh.

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Has anyone done the joke about this being FOWL play, yet?

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Chief, the only way to ruin a turkey dinner is to overcook it.

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Great idea, Penfold.

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SHOTS FIRING

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Now, then. Who'd like some pudding?

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EXPLOSION

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Well, thanks for covering my entire apartment

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in stuffing and sprouts.

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You're welcome!

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Funny, I thought she'd be annoyed.

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Must be a Thanks-gibbon thing.

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THANKS-GIVING!

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BOTH: You're welcome!

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ARG-G-H!

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Hmm. Hydrant and Ham Hands seem to have joined together to wreck

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the day that Americans eat the most.

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In Autumn, at least.

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And we've got to stop them. Come on!

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JEOPARDY WHISTLES

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You're not going anywhere. Come on, Penfold.

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Let's save this strange American holiday about magic turkeys

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and gibbons playing football.

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Ahh-ahh-ahh!

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DANGER MOUSE PANTS

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Come on, Penfold. We're taking the car!

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-Chief, how are we going to find Ham Hands?

-Easy.

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We just need to follow the trail of breadcrumbs.

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And in this case, the trail of breadcrumbs is, helpfully,

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a trail of breadcrumbs.

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Odd. The trail ends here.

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DANGER MOUSE GASPS

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Danger Mouse, you're going to need my help.

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There's a lot you don't know about Thanksgiving.

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The parades, the football games, the sprouts.

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I'm sure we can handle it, stay where you are.

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Honestly you'd think she wanted to spend a holiday with us.

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PENFOLD'S STOMACH GURGLES

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Ooh! That'll teach me to lick walls. Excuse me.

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Penfold, where are you going?

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Danger Mouse! You're just in time...

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To get stuffed!

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HA-HA!

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That's right, Danger Mouse. It's a gas which creates stuffing.

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Which is odd, because it usually happens the other way around.

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Penfold, we've got to find a way to deal with that gas.

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I'm so sorry, Chief.

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I was hoping you hadn't noticed.

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I'm trying to keep it in,

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and I did get some anti-gas pills from the pharmacy.

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Anti-gas pills, Penfold?

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PARPING SOUND

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Ow-oo-oo-ooh!

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-It's over! Why don't you two come quietly?

-Over?

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Did you think I'd try to destroy a city with just one balloon?

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Every balloon in this Thanksgiving parade is filled with my gas!

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Aha-ha-ha!

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HE SNORTS

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Ah! Did not know about the parade.

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I need more of those anti-gas pills. A lot more.

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Sorry, Chief, the chemist's just been turned into stuffing!

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Gah! If only I'd known there were a lot more balloons,

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I could have rationed the pills!

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There was just no way of knowing.

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There is one person who could have told us

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and who might be able to help right now. Her name rhymes with...

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Meppardy Jouse.

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I'm sorry, Penfold, there's no time for these games.

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I think we have to call Jeopardy Mouse.

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You better not be calling me to tell me how great you did

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stopping Hydrant.

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Actually, Jeopardy, I, um, need your heh... Your hell-ell...

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-Your h-eh-eh... Penfold?

-Help.

-Thank you.

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I'm sorry, I realise you brought us here so you could avoid

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things like this and go for shopping for footballs with gibbons...

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Danger Mouse, doing things with friends is exactly what

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Thanksgiving is all about.

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Whether it's shopping,

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or watching football, or kicking villain's butt.

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Oh! In which case, this is what I planned all along!

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-We'll come and get you and...

-BOOM

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-Actually, could you get a cab...?

-No need!

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Wow, looks like somebody beat the stuffing out of you.

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WHACK

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THUMP

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SCREAMS

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My balloons! He's taking my balloons!

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OUR balloons, Ham Hands, there's no MY balloons in team.

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You may have defeated us this time, but like a hydrant, we are

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many and any one of us may shower down at any time...

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Yes, we know what a hydrant is.

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You're a bunch of wet villains, who all want to cause chaos,

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-except actually, one of you doesn't.

-What do you mean?

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Ham Hands doesn't want to cause chaos.

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He wants to turn everything into food!

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-You lied?! On your application?!

-To be fair, everyone does that.

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Ow-oo-oo!

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These balloons are about to blow!

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We'll fly them clear of the city and release them.

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At Thanksgiving, it's customary to go round the room

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and ask every one what they're thankful for.

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I'm thankful that the damage I did to my neck trying to

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watch your massive telly isn't permanent!

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And I'm thankful that I spent the day with my friends.

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Eventually.

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After hours of dropping hints that a brick would have been able to spot.

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You're welcome.

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What are YOU thankful for, Chief?

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I'm thankful that our gibbons aren't forced to play

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football.

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And so, Thanksgiving is saved by Danger Mouse, although I do kind of

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wonder what happened to Ham Hands, and Hysteria,

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and all those balloons!

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-Ham Hands, do something!

-I can't! I have hams for hands!

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I'll get even with you, Danger Mouse!

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If it's the last thing I...

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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