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Big Trouble in Little Clowntown

Animated series. Professor Squawkencluck's seriousizer is nabbed by Pompom, the fun- and laughter-hating president of the clown planet of Bozoria.


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CHIEF!

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AH!

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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London, centre of the world, according to proper British maps.

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And our hero Danger Mouse

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is engaged in a deadly serious mission...

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DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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..while Professor Squawkencluck

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monitors the situation from a top-secret location.

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DANGER MOUSE CACKLES OVER RADIO

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Danger Mouse, stop that ridiculous cackling.

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What kind of cackling would you prefer, Professor?

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CACKLING CONTINUES

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None! Just get my Seriousizer ray back from whoever stole it!

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And then use it on yourself... Do you have eyes on the vehicle?

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No need! It's already got eyes!

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DANGER MOUSE GIGGLES

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Oh, oh, I love clowns.

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Clowns?! AH!

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HORN TOOTS

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Who's THIS clown?

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HORN BLARES

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-Crumbs!

-Add littering to the charges.

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Engage confetti dispersal system.

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THEY GASP

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You just obstructed an official and a very exciting car-chase sequence.

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And you just stopped me catching the most wanted clown in Bozoria!

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Wanted? I thought everything was all fun and happy on Bozoria.

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Well, it is, but our ex-president Pompom hates it.

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He and his Henchclowns came to Earth

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to form a clown mafia - the Coco Nostra.

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They set up Clowntown in London. How can you not know about this?

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I suppose I must have let my subscription

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to Clown Monthly expire.

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Ooh! Free toy!

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-They're always disappointing, aren't they?

-I'm Special Agent Cupcake.

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My sources told me

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Pompom is after a weapon that will strip Bozoria of all laughter.

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RADIO CRACKLES

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Danger Mouse, did you get my Seriousizer?

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That's Professor Squawkencluck.

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She invented the device you're talking about. You'd like her.

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Get it back from those awful, hideous clowns!

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Ah, they're so horrible!

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Yes, slightly clown averse.

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But don't worry about the device, Cupcake.

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There's no way Pompom can unlock its secret technology without

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-Squawk's help.

-And, her location is brilliantly disguised...

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-HE WHISPERS:

-..as that red truck.

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SQUAWKENCLUCK SCREAMS

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-Oh, crumbs!

-Ah, DM, excellent parking as always.

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Now, report to HQ immediately.

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On our way, Colonel. Come on, Penfold.

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We'll take the Danger Board.

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Nice to meet you, Cupcake. We'll take it from here.

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How did you get here before us?

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Well, I just fixed my high-speed pursuit platform and drove.

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Fixed it? Ha, with what? A rubber band?

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Uh, we call it a super transtwiddler spring string but,

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essentially, yeah, rubber band.

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Ahem, listen up.

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I can't tell you how serious this Seriousizer is!

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So, I'll just play this film instead.

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The Seriousizer works by removing all frivolity

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and silliness at a molecular level.

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-Observe.

-She must have been testing it on herself.

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PUPPY BARKS HAPPILY

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The end.

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This matter is of vital importance to the Bozorian Government,

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so I've asked President Crumples to join us.

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TOOTING

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HE LAUGHS

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We have tracked Pompom's location to Clowntown.

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Agent Cupcake will take the lead in this investigation.

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DANGER MOUSE LAUGHS

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Oh, brilliant! Crumples, you always were hilarious!

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What?

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-He's not serious?!

-Sorry, DM. It's Clowntown.

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We don't want to put their red noses out of joint.

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DANGER MOUSE GROANS, HORN BLASTS

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Tell us how your wonderful Earth device works or I'll have to

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use a wonderful Earth device on you!

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SHE SCOFFS

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Playing tough, eh? Tiny Phil, go to work.

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SHE WHIMPERS

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-Ah, no, mercy!

-Oh, come on, he hasn't done anything yet!

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Please, put me in the spiky box! Anything! Just keep the clown away!

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JAUNTY MUSIC

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SHE SCREAMS

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Make it stop!

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Make it stop!

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CIRCUS MUSIC

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Gah! You imbecile!

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I'm supposed to remain out of sight for dramatic effect!

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Why is this ladder even here?

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Please, please, this is so cruel!

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NOSE PARPS

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-Who's Clowntown bound?

-Name's Cupcake!

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Come on in, Cupcake!

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Who's Clowntown bound?

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-I am. I'm a...clown.

-Clown name?

-What? Oh, um...

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Ah, ah-ha! Kebab.

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Enter, Kebab the Clown.

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Ooh, who's Clowntown bound?

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Oh...carrots!

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Come on in, Carrots!

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PENFOLD GIGGLES

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You know, Miss 'ncluck, we're on the same side.

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I don't like silly clowns either, so, why not just tell me

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what I want to know, and I won't have to hu...

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BUZZING

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What?!

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SQUAWKENCLUCK SQUEAKS

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Ah! More clowns! No! I give up!

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No, Professor, it's me, Kebab!

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I mean, Danger Mouse!

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The Seriousizer runs on the opposite of fun! B-B-B-Brussels sprouts!

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The secret is mine!

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And I couldn't have done it without the help of my good friend

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Danger Clown.

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Oh, why didn't I think of that? It's much better than Kebab.

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Danger Mouse, I'm sorry!

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I couldn't take any more!

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Don't worry, Professor, at least now he's got the information

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he wants, we're probably free to go, right?

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Imprisoned in Pompom's evil Clown Ship, the Professor and Cupcake are

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forced to build a Seriousizerer big enough to affect a whole planet!

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I can't take the smell of sprouts much longer, Chief.

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We need to get out of here!

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-I knows!

-Great, so, how do we escape?

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No, I just told you - the eye nose!

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It's a piece of Cupcake's clown tech,

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a multifunction orb concealed in my nose.

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To the ship's bridge.

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POMPOM: That ray better be ready soon or you'll find

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yourself wearing a pair of custard sneakers!

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-Do you know how to use this?

-It's a pathyflipper. Who doesn't?

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I'd appreciate some...help.

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Ah, well, you just use it like this to build a simple ridiculator

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and spronk it to a fwesilizer.

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It's basic clown science.

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What? You never heard of clown science?

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-How do you think we get 20 clowns into a tiny car?

-Um...

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Butter them up?

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CUPCAKE LAUGHS

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No, it's clown science. Nano technology.

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Nano technology, but with bananas.

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We're nearly done and this device

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will change my planet forever.

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What are we going to do?

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SQUELCHING

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It's a bit loud, the squishing.

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What? I can't hear you for all the squishing.

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Hang on. Follow my lead.

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POMPOM CACKLES

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Laugh while you still can, Bozoria.

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It'll be your last laugh.

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Ah, the scientist!

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Thanks to you, the giant Seriousizer is fully operational.

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I thought you'd like to watch as it wipes the smile off a whole planet!

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Pompom, you pompompous fool!

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Bozoria has never been a happier place,

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why do you want to destroy that?

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Because clowns are meant to be serious.

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And, soon, thanks to me, they all will be!

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HE CACKLES

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Noooo!

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MANIACAL GIGGLING

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What did you do?!

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Oops, I must have reset it to super-silly billy!

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THEY LAUGH

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BLARING

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BEEPING

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All right, Pompom, put your feet up! I mean, your hands up.

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PENFOLD SCREAMS

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SQUAWKENCLUCK LAUGHS

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Noooo!

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Danger Mouse, you can take the lead from here.

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It's time to take Pompom into CUSTARDY!

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Looks like someone has beaten me to it!

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THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

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And, so, thanks to our heroes, Bozoria is safe once more

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and Professor Squawkencluck has learned that most important

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of lessons - that deep, deep down, we're all just a bunch of clowns.

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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When Professor Squawkencluck's seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, the fun- and laughter-hating president of the clown planet of Bozoria, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent Cupcake in order to foil whatever dastardly plan is afoot. As it turns out, Pompom intends to use the ray to strip Bozoria of all things amusing, and he kidnaps Squawkencluck and exploits her extreme fear of clowns to coerce her into unlocking the seriousizer's technology.

Danger Mouse and Penfold go native as they disguise themselves as clowns to infiltrate Popmpom's Bozorian lair alongside Cupcake. However, they're too late to stop Squawk spilling the beans on the organic matter that powers her seriousizer invention - brussels sprouts!

With Danger Mouse and Penfold in chains stomping brussels sprouts, Squawkencluck finds herself in the uncomfortable position of being confined to a laboratory with Cupcake, after Pompom orders the pair to get to work on replicating the seriousizer technology. Squawk's anxiety melts away as Cupcake introduces her to Clown Science, and the pair bond before coming up with a plan to secretly turn the seriousizer into a ridiculator.

Pompom's hopes of turning Bozoria into a land of dullery and boringness are well and truly dashed when he finds that the ridiculator has the opposite effect and makes the population even sillier. Having broken free, Danger Mouse and Penfold unite with Squawkencluck and Cupcake in time to take Pompom into 'custardy'.