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Roll of the Mice

Animated series. Ian the Danger Fan traps Danger Mouse and Jeopardy in an interactive board game, and forces Penfold to play for his friends' lives.


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CHIEF!

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PENFOLD SCREAMS

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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CACKLING

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There are three things a danger agent loves more than anything...

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..catching criminals...

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..thrilling chases, and, of course, board games.

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-I hate board games, Penfold.

-Well, two out of three isn't bad.

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Oh, please play it with me! We never play games!

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That's because they're boring!

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Why pretend to fight dragons when you can do it for real?

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-Hmm...

-Oh! Is it supposed to do that?

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I'll read the instructions.

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PENFOLD YAWNS

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See? Even you're bored and I'm practically falling asleep...

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Penfold? I'm not playing Hide and Seek again unless there are monsters

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and no hiding places.

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Huh?

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Well, I like what you've done with the hallway, Penfold.

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The deserted Bavarian village of Greenback look is very now.

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Jeopardy Mouse? Hazard Mouse? Danger Cash?

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-Oh, great, Danger Mouse is here. Whoop-de-doo.

-Oh, careful, Jeopardy.

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-That sounded sarcastic.

-You don't say.

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Danger Cash.

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Danger Mouse, may your shared portfolio overflow with

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interest, or, as you say on Earth, hi.

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Hey, the peoples of Greenback, they are massive,

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-wingy lizards with the hot breath, yes?

-Not really.

-Oh, OK.

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Then we are being attacked by a dragon.

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Hah! It will take more than that to defeat...

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-Leave this to...

-Me.

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There's plenty of dragon for everyone! No need to snatch.

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HE SCREAMS

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Oh, if only we had some kind of net.

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Great idea. We'll just wait for one to fall out of the sky.

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Again, anyone else might think that was... Oh.

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Hmm. I seem to have magic wish powers - that's new.

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I wish Jeopardy's mouth had a zip.

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-Worth a try.

-Look out! We're danger rich and safety poor!

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Hah!

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ALL: Huh?

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KNOCKING ON GLASS

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This confusion and uncertainty is not good for my worry portfolio.

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Whatever that means, it's worse than that, much worse. We're in a game.

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Who in their right mind would play games with the galaxy's top

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three agents...and Danger Mouse?

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He might. And I think I preferred it when you were being sarcastic.

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Hey, DM! Want to play a game?

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HE CACKLES

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I think you know my new best friend - Penfold!

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More hostage than friend.

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We're playing Danger Mouse Home Edition!

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Ooh, board games!

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-Penfold!

-I mean, I'll never play your twisted games!

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I'll deal with him.

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Ian, this is your idol speaking.

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-I want you to stop this immediately and put us back to normal.

-Sure.

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If you win the next round against...hmm...let me see.

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Eenie, meanie, even bigger meanie, my-meanie, mo-meanie,

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I choose balloon monsters!

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Choose whoever you like, I don't play games!

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Choose the balloon monsters! They're my favourites!

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-I heard that!

-I mean, I am having no part of this, you fiend!

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Fine by me - without DM playing and without the special weapons

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I was going to let Penfold choose, I can't lose!

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Game on!

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Agents, you're about to learn the dangers of inflation!

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Or, as we probably say in Italia, il chargo!

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-I'm not playing games.

-Fine!

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Frankly, I could do without the earache.

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BALLOON MONSTERS GROWL

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Grab something sharp!

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Leave it to me. My fingernails are made of diamond!

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He's even shaved the hedgehogs!

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Whee!

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Looks like they could do with a special weapon with a point to it.

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Fordo mondeo!

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These houses have nothing but spoons!

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How do these people eat-a spaghetti?

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BALLOON STOMACH SQUEAKING

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I won't do games, but I don't mind a rescue.

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Well, I wouldn't say rescue, I was... Look out!

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That was a rescue.

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Come on, Penfold.

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Are you going to let DM get ballooned or are you going to play?

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PENFOLD MOANS

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All right! But I'm only doing this out of loyalty.

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The fact that I really, really want to is not important.

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I choose special weapon - a pin.

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No pins!

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It clearly says so in the rules that only exist in my head.

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All right.

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And is there anything in the rules about cardigans?

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Smart move, Penfold! Wool is a balloon's worst enemy.

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Static! Lucky you're not as dumb as you look. Or act. Or sound.

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Thank you. I...think.

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BALLOON MONSTERS POPPING

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We won the game. Now, let us go.

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Uh, didn't I say? It's best of three!

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What about the dragon? I meant best of five.

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All right, that takes care of that.

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Seize your assets!

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Best of seven!

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Best of nine!

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HOUSES ROAR

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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

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Best of 11!

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OK, stop! This has been great fun, but the game can't go on forever.

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That's exactly how long it can go on for.

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We're playing games with friends. Why would we ever stop?

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Are you having fun, little ones?

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There's just one small problem!

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I'm about to fire the shrinketiser at you

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and it'll make you small, hence, a SMALL problem.

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IRRITATED MUTTERING

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HE GASPS

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HE SCREAMS

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Penfold? You brought the shrinketiser to us? Brilliant idea!

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Um... Oh, yes, yes, that's exactly what I was trying to do.

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If you're not going to play with me, I might as well destroy the game!

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And guess who's shrunk the Giant Planet Crusher?

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HE CACKLES

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Too late, Ian! We have the shrinketiser!

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Penfold, activate the bigetiser setting!

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Shrink us back! Shrink us back!

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OK, new plan.

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We need something to crack the glass,

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something hard with a pointed edge and...

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Hmm.

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It's my head, isn't it?

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HE BREAKS WIND

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Ooh, sorry, I always release a little equity when I'm nervous.

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One, two, three.

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Oh, um, hi, I'm Ian, I'm a big fan, actually.

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OK, well, goodbye.

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Too big! TOO BIG!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Best of 13?

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I just wanted someone to play with.

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Good luck finding one - now you're in solitary confinement.

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Come on, Penfold.

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Erm, I'll catch up, Chief.

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-Fancy a game before I go?

-Really?

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Ooh, bagsy I get to be Danger Mouse.

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You can be Penfold because he stinks and no-one wants to be him.

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Well, so much for the soppy ending.

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And, that is game over for Ian the Danger fan.

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Because the episode is about games, and it's over and... No, hang on!

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Let me explain this because it's worth it!

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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The last thing DM would normally want to do is play a boring board game, but when one arrives in the post, it releases knockout gas and he's surprised to wake up in the town of Greenback. Jeopardy Mouse, Hazard Mouse and Danger Cash have also been snatched and are equally clueless why until a dragon attacks the group and a net drops from the sky at an opportune moment. Our guys realise they have been shrunk to chess-piece size by Ian the Danger Fan and are now pawns in his real-life board game.