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CHIEF! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
PENFOLD SCREAMS | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:32 | |
CACKLING | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
There are three things a danger agent loves more than anything... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
..catching criminals... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
..thrilling chases, and, of course, board games. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:58 | |
-I hate board games, Penfold. -Well, two out of three isn't bad. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh, please play it with me! We never play games! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
That's because they're boring! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Why pretend to fight dragons when you can do it for real? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-Hmm... -Oh! Is it supposed to do that? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
I'll read the instructions. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
PENFOLD YAWNS | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
See? Even you're bored and I'm practically falling asleep... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:29 | |
Penfold? I'm not playing Hide and Seek again unless there are monsters | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
and no hiding places. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Huh? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Well, I like what you've done with the hallway, Penfold. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
The deserted Bavarian village of Greenback look is very now. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Jeopardy Mouse? Hazard Mouse? Danger Cash? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
-Oh, great, Danger Mouse is here. Whoop-de-doo. -Oh, careful, Jeopardy. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-That sounded sarcastic. -You don't say. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Danger Cash. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Danger Mouse, may your shared portfolio overflow with | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
interest, or, as you say on Earth, hi. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Hey, the peoples of Greenback, they are massive, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-wingy lizards with the hot breath, yes? -Not really. -Oh, OK. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
Then we are being attacked by a dragon. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Hah! It will take more than that to defeat... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
-Leave this to... -Me. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
There's plenty of dragon for everyone! No need to snatch. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, if only we had some kind of net. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Great idea. We'll just wait for one to fall out of the sky. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Again, anyone else might think that was... Oh. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
Hmm. I seem to have magic wish powers - that's new. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I wish Jeopardy's mouth had a zip. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Worth a try. -Look out! We're danger rich and safety poor! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Hah! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
ALL: Huh? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
KNOCKING ON GLASS | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
This confusion and uncertainty is not good for my worry portfolio. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Whatever that means, it's worse than that, much worse. We're in a game. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Who in their right mind would play games with the galaxy's top | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
three agents...and Danger Mouse? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
He might. And I think I preferred it when you were being sarcastic. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Hey, DM! Want to play a game? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
I think you know my new best friend - Penfold! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
More hostage than friend. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
We're playing Danger Mouse Home Edition! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Ooh, board games! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-Penfold! -I mean, I'll never play your twisted games! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
I'll deal with him. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Ian, this is your idol speaking. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-I want you to stop this immediately and put us back to normal. -Sure. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:37 | |
If you win the next round against...hmm...let me see. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Eenie, meanie, even bigger meanie, my-meanie, mo-meanie, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
I choose balloon monsters! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Choose whoever you like, I don't play games! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Choose the balloon monsters! They're my favourites! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-I heard that! -I mean, I am having no part of this, you fiend! | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
Fine by me - without DM playing and without the special weapons | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
I was going to let Penfold choose, I can't lose! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Game on! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Agents, you're about to learn the dangers of inflation! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Or, as we probably say in Italia, il chargo! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
-I'm not playing games. -Fine! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Frankly, I could do without the earache. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
BALLOON MONSTERS GROWL | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Grab something sharp! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Leave it to me. My fingernails are made of diamond! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
He's even shaved the hedgehogs! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Whee! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Looks like they could do with a special weapon with a point to it. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
Fordo mondeo! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
These houses have nothing but spoons! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
How do these people eat-a spaghetti? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
BALLOON STOMACH SQUEAKING | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
I won't do games, but I don't mind a rescue. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Well, I wouldn't say rescue, I was... Look out! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
That was a rescue. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Come on, Penfold. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Are you going to let DM get ballooned or are you going to play? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
PENFOLD MOANS | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
All right! But I'm only doing this out of loyalty. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
The fact that I really, really want to is not important. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
I choose special weapon - a pin. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
No pins! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
It clearly says so in the rules that only exist in my head. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
All right. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
And is there anything in the rules about cardigans? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Smart move, Penfold! Wool is a balloon's worst enemy. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Static! Lucky you're not as dumb as you look. Or act. Or sound. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
Thank you. I...think. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
BALLOON MONSTERS POPPING | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
We won the game. Now, let us go. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Uh, didn't I say? It's best of three! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
What about the dragon? I meant best of five. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
All right, that takes care of that. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Seize your assets! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Best of seven! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Best of nine! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
HOUSES ROAR | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Best of 11! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
OK, stop! This has been great fun, but the game can't go on forever. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
That's exactly how long it can go on for. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
We're playing games with friends. Why would we ever stop? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
Are you having fun, little ones? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
There's just one small problem! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
I'm about to fire the shrinketiser at you | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
and it'll make you small, hence, a SMALL problem. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
IRRITATED MUTTERING | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Penfold? You brought the shrinketiser to us? Brilliant idea! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
Um... Oh, yes, yes, that's exactly what I was trying to do. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
If you're not going to play with me, I might as well destroy the game! | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
And guess who's shrunk the Giant Planet Crusher? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Too late, Ian! We have the shrinketiser! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Penfold, activate the bigetiser setting! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Shrink us back! Shrink us back! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
OK, new plan. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
We need something to crack the glass, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
something hard with a pointed edge and... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Hmm. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
It's my head, isn't it? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Ooh, sorry, I always release a little equity when I'm nervous. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
One, two, three. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh, um, hi, I'm Ian, I'm a big fan, actually. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
OK, well, goodbye. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Too big! TOO BIG! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Best of 13? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
I just wanted someone to play with. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Good luck finding one - now you're in solitary confinement. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Come on, Penfold. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Erm, I'll catch up, Chief. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
-Fancy a game before I go? -Really? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Ooh, bagsy I get to be Danger Mouse. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
You can be Penfold because he stinks and no-one wants to be him. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Well, so much for the soppy ending. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
And, that is game over for Ian the Danger fan. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
Because the episode is about games, and it's over and... No, hang on! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Let me explain this because it's worth it! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 |