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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# He's amazing Amazing | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
What villainy is this, viewers? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Which of our most terrible of terrors is torturing our hero? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Aaah. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh, he's at the doctor's. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-Good. Well, if that's everything... -It's not. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Colonel K is concerned | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
that you've become...reckless. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Tell me, what was the last time you turned down a challenge? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
-Why would I turn down a challenge? -Just as I thought. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
You're suffering from Compulsive Challenge Disorder. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
You could cause irreparable harm if you don't immediately stop | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
accepting challenges. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
"Immediately" might be a problem. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Why did you ask me to see you here? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Aha! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
DOC YELLS | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Challengers for the Challenge Land Dart Bowl Challenge challenge, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
prepare to be challenged! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Ninja dart, activate. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Better start running, Doc. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
But I'm not playing! I'm not playing! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-HE SCREAMS -That's the spirit! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Hm. Danger Mouse suffers from CCD, huh? This could be useful. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
CCD? How do you spell that? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Ha! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Ho! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
That was fun, wasn't it? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Now, what was that about my Compulsive Challenge Disorder | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
getting people hurt? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Oh! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
-You did it, Chief! -Thanks, Penfold. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Shame you weren't available to enter, too. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I wonder if I'll ever get over it. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Congratulations! Here's your trophy. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
HE GASPS | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Don't take it, Chief. There's got to be a catch. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Quark's never given anything away for free. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Sure! Well, I can see how carrying such a big trophy home might be | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
too much of a CHALLENGE. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I'll take it! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
There, it fits perfectly. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Shame nothing else does any more! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
I'm getting worrying readings of... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-What is that? -A trophy, Professor. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
It's what they give you when you're the best at something. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Surely you must have one for... | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
you know, the thing you do. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
That is not a trophy. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
-QUARK: -No, it's a Midas machine. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
And thanks to your Compulsive Challenge Disorder, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
it's right there, on your planet. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Chief! This is why you have to deal with your disorder. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Our enemies are using it against us. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Do you want me to tell you what it does, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
so we can move this garbage along? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
ALL: Yeah, whatever. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Do you want to be rich? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Who doesn't? Get on with it. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
One pulse from the Midas machine... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
..and a whole planet turns to gold. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Hang on, why can't we just fly the machine into space? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
That answer your question - Brain Fail? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
I've got a good mind to unfriend him on Spanchops. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Not that we're friends on Spanchops. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
BEEPING, SHE GASPS | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
It's powered by draining the Earth's core. We've got six hours | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-before it can activate. -Oh... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
If villains charged their weapons before they went out, | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
the world would be a lot more dangerous. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
So, deactivate it! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
We can't. We need Quark's face print. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
And I'm safe behind the best security | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
money can rent by the hour with no deposit. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Activate laser grid. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
5-D laser security. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
It'll take weeks to decode, and we only have three hours left | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
before the Earth turns into a giant Christmas tree decoration. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Oh. Good work. Now go and grab him. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Just waiting for my change. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-PENFOLD: -Bit of luck finding Quark asleep. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
All we have to do is get him home without waking him up. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Yes, it's not much of a challenge. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Chief! Don't give in to it. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
If we're not back at the base in two hours, the world will end! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Sorry, Penfold, I have a serious medical condition - | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
I'm not responsible for my actions. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
PENFOLD AND QUARK SCREAM | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Wha! I'm being Quarknapped. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Hit the panic button! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-MACHINE: -Recording. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
This is Quark, the smart one. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
I've been Quarknapped, by "insert name here". | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Um, Danger Mouse. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
I'm offering one trillion to whoever rescues me. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
IT SCREAMS | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Terms and conditions apply, cash to be paid in monthly instalments. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
And good luck collecting it. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
HE SNORES | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Chief! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Your CCD is putting our planet at risk, and more so than usual. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
THUD! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Woohoo! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
WOOHOO! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Aaah! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
MOTOR REVS | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
We can outrun them! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
And you should totally do that, if you're not up to the challenge. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-Er... -Chief, I know it's hard. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
MOTOR REVS | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
But if you fight THEM instead of your condition, all our | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
friends will be lost. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Thank you, Penfold. Without you, I'd be nothing. Well, not nothing - | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-I'd still be enormously talented and... -Chief! -Right. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Not far now, Chief. Hang in there. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Megahertz want Quark. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Megahertz collect megabucks. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Funny. Why does Megahertz want money? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Money means mega credits. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Mega credits unlock new mega levels for ultimate mega points. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Also, Megahertz like candy. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Megahertz challenge Danger Mouse to mega multi-level. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Penfold, please! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
ELECTRIC CHARGING | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Just one! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Focus, for me and the Colonel. And Professor Squawkencluck. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
OK, just us. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I'll try, Penfold. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-QUARK'S BELLY: -Hey, watch it, buddy! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Not far now! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Oh, carrots! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Chief - isn't fighting your affliction the real challenge? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Or...is it winning an awesome battle? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Challenge... | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
..too... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
..big! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
Charge! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
This is the best thing ever! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
So, three minutes before the machine activates, where exactly are | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
you planning to be when it goes off? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
On another planet, dummy, because if we're here, then... | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
-Oh. -Uh-oh. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Taxi! -There's no time, we've got to switch that thing off. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Yeah? How are we going to get past those guys, genius? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-Ah! -THUD! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-PENFOLD: -We'll never make it! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
There's only 30 seconds left! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Hold tight, Penfold. | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
BEEP | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Rats. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Penfold, I just wanted to say, this won't happen again, I've | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
really got the CCD under control and I'm ready to save... | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Penfold? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
I hate to use your illness against you, but I CHALLENGE you - | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
save me, save the world! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
If I fail, my CCD will have made me the biggest villain of them all. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
And so this is how it ends - the whole world is turning to go... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
Ack! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
-QUARK'S BELLY: -I ain't going to forget this. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-PENFOLD: -I'm going to struggle to get it out of my head, too. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
And so the world is safe, and Danger Mouse finally has control | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
of his condition. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Never again will he jump 10,000ft without a parachute | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
just because somebody said he wouldn't. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Chief... Don't do it. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Hey! Woohoo! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
My bad, everyone. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 |