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Gold Flinger

Animated series. Danger Mouse's addiction to challenges threatens the world when Quark tricks him into transporting a ticking timebomb back to Earth.


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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# He's the ace The ace

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# He's amazing Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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HE SCREAMS

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What villainy is this, viewers?

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Which of our most terrible of terrors is torturing our hero?

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Aaah.

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Oh, he's at the doctor's.

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-Good. Well, if that's everything...

-It's not.

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Colonel K is concerned

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that you've become...reckless.

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Tell me, what was the last time you turned down a challenge?

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-Why would I turn down a challenge?

-Just as I thought.

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You're suffering from Compulsive Challenge Disorder.

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You could cause irreparable harm if you don't immediately stop

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accepting challenges.

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"Immediately" might be a problem.

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Why did you ask me to see you here?

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Aha!

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DOC YELLS

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Challengers for the Challenge Land Dart Bowl Challenge challenge,

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prepare to be challenged!

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Ninja dart, activate.

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Better start running, Doc.

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But I'm not playing! I'm not playing!

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-HE SCREAMS

-That's the spirit!

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Ha-ha!

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Hm. Danger Mouse suffers from CCD, huh? This could be useful.

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CCD? How do you spell that?

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Ha!

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Ho!

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Oh!

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Ha-ha!

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THEY GROAN

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That was fun, wasn't it?

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Now, what was that about my Compulsive Challenge Disorder

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getting people hurt?

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Oh!

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-You did it, Chief!

-Thanks, Penfold.

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Shame you weren't available to enter, too.

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I wonder if I'll ever get over it.

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Congratulations! Here's your trophy.

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HE GASPS

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Don't take it, Chief. There's got to be a catch.

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Quark's never given anything away for free.

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Sure! Well, I can see how carrying such a big trophy home might be

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too much of a CHALLENGE.

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I'll take it!

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There, it fits perfectly.

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Shame nothing else does any more!

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I'm getting worrying readings of...

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-What is that?

-A trophy, Professor.

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It's what they give you when you're the best at something.

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Surely you must have one for...

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you know, the thing you do.

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That is not a trophy.

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-QUARK:

-No, it's a Midas machine.

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And thanks to your Compulsive Challenge Disorder,

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it's right there, on your planet.

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Chief! This is why you have to deal with your disorder.

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Our enemies are using it against us.

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Do you want me to tell you what it does,

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so we can move this garbage along?

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ALL: Yeah, whatever.

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Do you want to be rich?

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Who doesn't? Get on with it.

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One pulse from the Midas machine...

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..and a whole planet turns to gold.

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Hang on, why can't we just fly the machine into space?

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That answer your question - Brain Fail?

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I've got a good mind to unfriend him on Spanchops.

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Not that we're friends on Spanchops.

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BEEPING, SHE GASPS

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It's powered by draining the Earth's core. We've got six hours

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-before it can activate.

-Oh...

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If villains charged their weapons before they went out,

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the world would be a lot more dangerous.

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So, deactivate it!

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We can't. We need Quark's face print.

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And I'm safe behind the best security

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money can rent by the hour with no deposit.

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Activate laser grid.

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HE LAUGHS

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5-D laser security.

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It'll take weeks to decode, and we only have three hours left

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before the Earth turns into a giant Christmas tree decoration.

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Oh. Good work. Now go and grab him.

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Just waiting for my change.

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-PENFOLD:

-Bit of luck finding Quark asleep.

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All we have to do is get him home without waking him up.

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Yes, it's not much of a challenge.

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Chief! Don't give in to it.

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If we're not back at the base in two hours, the world will end!

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Sorry, Penfold, I have a serious medical condition -

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I'm not responsible for my actions.

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PENFOLD AND QUARK SCREAM

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Wha! I'm being Quarknapped.

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Hit the panic button!

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-MACHINE:

-Recording.

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This is Quark, the smart one.

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I've been Quarknapped, by "insert name here".

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Um, Danger Mouse.

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I'm offering one trillion to whoever rescues me.

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IT SCREAMS

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Terms and conditions apply, cash to be paid in monthly instalments.

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And good luck collecting it.

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HE SNORES

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Chief!

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Your CCD is putting our planet at risk, and more so than usual.

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THUD!

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Woohoo!

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WOOHOO!

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Aaah!

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MOTOR REVS

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We can outrun them!

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And you should totally do that, if you're not up to the challenge.

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-Er...

-Chief, I know it's hard.

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MOTOR REVS

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But if you fight THEM instead of your condition, all our

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friends will be lost.

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HE SIGHS

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Thank you, Penfold. Without you, I'd be nothing. Well, not nothing -

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-I'd still be enormously talented and...

-Chief!

-Right.

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Not far now, Chief. Hang in there.

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Megahertz want Quark.

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Megahertz collect megabucks.

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Funny. Why does Megahertz want money?

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Money means mega credits.

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Mega credits unlock new mega levels for ultimate mega points.

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Also, Megahertz like candy.

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Megahertz challenge Danger Mouse to mega multi-level.

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Penfold, please!

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ELECTRIC CHARGING

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Just one!

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Focus, for me and the Colonel. And Professor Squawkencluck.

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OK, just us.

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I'll try, Penfold.

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-QUARK'S BELLY:

-Hey, watch it, buddy!

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Not far now!

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Oh, carrots!

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Chief - isn't fighting your affliction the real challenge?

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Or...is it winning an awesome battle?

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Challenge...

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..too...

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..big!

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Charge!

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Ha-ha!

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This is the best thing ever!

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So, three minutes before the machine activates, where exactly are

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you planning to be when it goes off?

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On another planet, dummy, because if we're here, then...

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-Oh.

-Uh-oh.

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-Taxi!

-There's no time, we've got to switch that thing off.

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Yeah? How are we going to get past those guys, genius?

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-Ah!

-THUD!

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-PENFOLD:

-We'll never make it!

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There's only 30 seconds left!

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Hold tight, Penfold.

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BEEP

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Rats.

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THEY SCREAM

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Penfold, I just wanted to say, this won't happen again, I've

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really got the CCD under control and I'm ready to save...

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Penfold?

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I hate to use your illness against you, but I CHALLENGE you -

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save me, save the world!

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If I fail, my CCD will have made me the biggest villain of them all.

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Ha-ha!

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And so this is how it ends - the whole world is turning to go...

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Ack!

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-QUARK'S BELLY:

-I ain't going to forget this.

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-PENFOLD:

-I'm going to struggle to get it out of my head, too.

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SHE GIGGLES

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And so the world is safe, and Danger Mouse finally has control

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of his condition.

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Never again will he jump 10,000ft without a parachute

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just because somebody said he wouldn't.

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Chief... Don't do it.

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Hey! Woohoo!

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My bad, everyone.

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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Danger Mouse's addiction to challenges threatens the world. Quark tricks Danger Mouse into transporting a ticking timebomb back to Earth. This device threatens to turn the entire world into gold within hours. Quark's face print is the key to deactivating the bomb, and while dragging the extra-mouthed extraterrestrial across space wouldn't usually pose much of a problem to DM, Quark aims to see his plan through by exploiting his captor's recently diagnosed 'Compulsive Challenge Disorder'. With the HQ in sight and minutes to spare, DM's 'CCD' takes hold at the worst possible moment and he abandons the mission in order to battle an army of bounty hunters. Can DM come to his senses and channel his affliction into saving his friends and stop the planet from turning into a huge gold ball-ball?