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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# He's amazing Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
Space, a barren void where the key to survival is co-operation. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
Get off my joystick! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
You're doing it wrong! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
I don't know why I bother. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
I found the black hole, didn't I? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Ha! -There are meant to be two of them. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Well, I think I'd have spotted another black hole if... | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh, wait, there it is. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Ah! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Will you just let me save us? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
It's my rocket! I'm doing the saving. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
You two are going to have to stop bickering | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
if you're going to avoid that huge black vole! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
You don't see me and the general arguing. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-Have you told them to stop bick...? -I'm telling them! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Odd. Where did they go? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-Communication's dead. They've gone. -PENFOLD GASPS | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Chief! He's gone! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
He was my everything! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, curse this wretched day! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
How can I go on alone? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Re-establishing communication. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Ooh. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Danger Mouse, Jeopardy, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
you are the first explorers to enter a black hole and survive. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
What you see? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
There's something coming towards us. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
It looks like a marble. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
No, more like a ball, a beach ball, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
a giant beach ball, a massive, huge... | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
It's a planet, you idiot. Brakes. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Brakes! Brakes! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
You know, no-one ever got hurt saying please. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Please! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
I suppose there's a first time for everything. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Aah! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Oh, so that's how you land a spaceship. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Point it at a planet and when it hits it, it stops. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Brilliant! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Well, it was your fault we got sucked into a black hole. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-PROFESSOR SQUAWKENCLUCK: -Hold position, agents. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I can access the rocket emergency systems and fly you home remotely. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Danger Mouse, why are my instruments showing | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
you still on the other side of the black hole? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Because somebody thought it would be a good idea to climb out, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
just because it was on fire. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Um, no point dwelling on the past, Professor. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Can you give us an ETA on a rescue? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Yes, um, 5,000 years. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Approximately. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
You can't leave me here with him for 5,000 years! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Some offence taken. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
It'll be a disaster! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Just deciding who drinks the only bottle of water | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
is going to start a war. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Hm, hot, isn't it? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
OK, that's it. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
The only way we survive is if we live completely separate lives | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-until they rescue us. -Good. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-I've got a planet to explore. -And I've got a camp to build. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-Fine. -Fine. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Is there any more water? SHE SCREAMS | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Work the problem, people! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
We've never lost an agent on my watch and I... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-PENFOLD WHISPERS -Really? That many? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Plus two more. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Eureka! I've built a ship that can reach the planet in three years. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
Yes! He's coming home! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
And on descent will burst into the most incredible firework display | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
that Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse have ever seen! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Penfold, we'll keep trying. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Day 23 and my potatoes are ready. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
I grew them from the last packet of crisps. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
And for water, I used my own... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
A potato! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I can't wait to see Danger Mouse's face! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Huh! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Huh-hah! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Hi-yah! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Huh! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Uff! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Ha! Now, who ordered the shark steak with a side order of awesomeness? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
HE SIGHS I guess that would be me. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Again. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
So we're having raw potato pie topped with raw potato | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
and raw potato on the side. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
And for dessert, toffee surprise. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
The surprise is it's raw potato. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Day 39, and I can't believe it, but I miss Danger Mouse. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:05 | |
OK, if you heard that, Danger Mouse, I was joking. I don't really miss... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Sorry, not in the mood for a hunt today. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
What's the point if no-one sees it anyway? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
SAND SHARK WHINES | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Yes, I wonder what she's doing too. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Enjoying her potatoes, no doubt. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Ah, who needs potatoes when you've got rocks? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
LOUD CRUNCHING Hmmm. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
SAND SHARK WHINES Jeopardy? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Oh, um, hello. I'm Danger Mouse. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-Oh, we know who you are. -HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Oh. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-Uff! -Uh! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
He will be kept here until you are fed to the beast! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
I've been picking up some of their fly language. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
We're to be kept here until we're taken to the beach. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
-No, not the beach. -The beast! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
To a feast. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Well, I hope they're serving something other than sand shark. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
The b... No, not the beach. The beast! The beast! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
You will be fed to the beast! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
I'm speaking Englishes, for goodness' sake. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
The beast! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
We're to be fed to the beast | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
and then some gibberish about "sporkling gling glitch." | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
So where's this beast? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
GROWLING | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Found it! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Danger Mouse, if I've learnt anything from our time here | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
it's that we have to work together, OK? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Yes, and apology accepted. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-What?! That wasn't an apology. -Shall we argue about it later? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
GROWLING | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Can our heroes finally start working together | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
or will they be taken to a feast? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Beast! It's beast! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
I'm sorry. We can't afford to work on a rocket | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
that will never be ready. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
-I'm cancelling the project. -It's ready. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh, what a shame. I'm afraid I just shut down the project. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
But it's ready to go! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
It seems harsh, but I did say it out loud, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
so technically we will have to abandon them to certain doom. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Never! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
I'm going to rescue them and no-one is going to stop me! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS HORN BLARES | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
ALARM WAILS | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
INDICATOR CLICKS | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Sorry, how do you start it? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
And so Penfold races to the rescue, but is he too late? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
For our agents face the most terrible of monsters. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Lionel? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-LIONEL COUGHS -Danger Mouse? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Hello, mate. Funny seeing you here! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-You guys know each of the? -Do we ever! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, Lionel and I had a bit of a fight in Trafalgar Square, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
but we made friends after that. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Yeah, he sent me to live on a faraway planet | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
where I could do no harm. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
I ate half of their civilisation before they caught me. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
But apart from crashing in the Danger Pod, being captured, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
and thrown in a cave, keeping well? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Yeah, can't complain. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Well, that explains why the Fly People | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
hate Danger Mouse so much. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
But whatever, the great news is the beast isn't going to eat us. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-What? Oh! -HE LAUGHS | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
That's funny! No, I'm not the beast. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-RUMBLING -That's the beast! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
THE BEAST SCREECHES | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Sorry. It happens when I'm nervous. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Huh! Activate eye patch laser. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Thanks. -We make quite a team. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
SHE SCREAMS Lionel, cobweb. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Ew! -SHE SCREAMS | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Ha! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
BONES CRACK This is doing wonders for my back, | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
but I can't hold on much longer! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Wait! I have potatoes! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
THE BEAST SCREECHES | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
I always knew my potatoes would save us. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Well, yes, after my heroic acrobatics, of course, and my laser. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, I think you're both heroes. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Well... -I... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I guess we have that in common. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
And you're both called Mouse! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
-If you got married, you wouldn't have to change your names. -What? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-DANGER MOUSE COUGHS Hardly likely. -I didn't think so. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Thank you very much. Hang on, I feel like we've forgotten something. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
FLIES BUZZ ANGRILY | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Must have left the radio on in the Danger Pod. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
The Danger Pod! That's our way off this planet! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I've got the wheel, but I can't reach the accelerator. Jeopardy? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Got it. Let's fly her together! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Jeopardy and Danger Mouse sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N... | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
-Shush! -Shush! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
And so after a long return trip in a small space with 12 armpits, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
our heroes return a bit older, much smellier, and a little wiser. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
It's my turn to drive! Ow! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
There's no point swapping now... Ow! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Well, I did say a little wiser. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
In honour of our deliverance from the spider monster, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
I name this day The Beast Feast! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
The East Peace? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Beast Feast! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Bleat fleece? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
HE WAILS | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Hello! Is Danger Mouse here? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
I'm his best friend. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-FLIES GROWL AND BUZZ -Chief! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 |