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Browsing your autograph collection, Co-ordinator Zark? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Indeed. I have everyone from Andron Android to Zazzix Zarzazark. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:10 | |
There's just one name I'm missing. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
We're not about to beam down and ask Dani for an autograph. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Worried we'd cause panic, Co-ordinator Zang? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
I'm worried I'd embarrass myself, like that time I met Lumbo Zantax, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:25 | |
and all I managed to ask him was what his favourite shape was. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
I have so many things I want to ask Dani. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Can't we teleport down just for a bit? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
It would contravene galactic law. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Besides, why would someone as glamorous as Dani | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
be interested in a pair of nobodies like us? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
I suppose you're right. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
-She is so very glamorous. -Argh! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
Very glamorous indeed. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Hi, my name's Dani and this is my fantastic... | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Best friend Jack. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Yeah but, oh, where was I? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Your name's Dani and I'm your best friend too, Sam. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
As I was saying this is my fantastic new... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-Max! -I'm her brother and actually it's Ben. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
What? Oh, it's our show. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Can you just zip it? As I was saying, my name's Dani | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
and this is my fantastic... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
I give up. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Hubble, bubble, toil and... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Oh, hey, guys! I'm just rehearsing my new role in Macbeth, The Musical. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
I'm only understudying one of the witches, but I'm so excited! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
-Max! -You look different, Dani. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Have you had your hair done? -What do you think you're doing? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
I was aiming for your backside. What are the chances of missing that? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Keep out of Daniville, frogspawn! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
I'm hoping the theatre people don't need me tonight | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
because I'm stuck here looking after my evil little brother. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Oh, please don't be bad news. Hello? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
You won't believe this. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
What? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
You've got something on your face. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Gone? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
The actress I'm understudying has broken her leg. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
They need me to take over. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-That's great news! -Not for the girl who broke her leg. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
It's a nightmare. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
-This is the big break you've been waiting for. -Literally. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I can't do it. Mum and Dad said I have to look after Max again. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
We can look after him. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I wouldn't inflict Max on my worst enemy, let alone you two. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
What's the worst that could happen? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-Are you sure you don't mind, Sam? -Of course we... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
..don't mind. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Thanks, guys. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
My big chance to tread the boards! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Thank you. This means so much! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
You're too kind. Thank you! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I love the theatre, dahling. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
S'cuse me. That's all well and good, but this is an operating theatre. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
BA-DUM TISH | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-Get it? -I get it. It's just an awful, awful joke. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
Is that really the best you could come up with? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-Yeah. -You should be ashamed of yourself. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
I have the worst daydreams. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Mars. The Milky Way. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
All those galaxies. But enough about your eating habits. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Tell me, what is one thing you won't find in space? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
-Geese? -Intelligent life, Ben. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
There is no intelligent life in space. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
What did he say? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Thinking about it, there isn't much down here either. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-Pardon, Max? -I said, there is no evidence that aliens exist. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
But that doesn't stop certain foolish individuals | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
from believing they're real. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
And we're going to make the most of that stupidity by becoming rich, Ben. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:14 | |
Very rich indeed. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Maxth, help. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Ith thtuck on my thongue. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
I'm not equipped to look after that monster. I'm a DJ, not Mary Poppins. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
If we treat Max with respect he'll see things from our point of view. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
OK, I'll buy you a pizza if you get through today without yelling. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Yelling should only be used as a last resort. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
We'll see, shall we? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm not touching that. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Deal. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
They're sending a car to get me. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Are you sure you can keep Max under control? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
The house will be as you left it. Max just needs to be respected. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
-Do you know Oliver Grove? -I sit next to him in maths. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
He gets annoyed when I hum TV theme tunes. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
HE HUMS | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Stop that. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Oliver also happens to be the president of the school UFO society. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
I didn't even know there was a school UFO society. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Until last week you didn't even know there was a toilet. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
All those years coming to school with a plastic bottle. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Oliver's so convinced aliens exist, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
he's offering £10,000 of his rich father's money | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
as a prize to anyone who can find evidence of alien life. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
But if aliens don't exist, nobody will win the money. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Unless somebody smart can fake an encounter. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ben? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
I don't know. Were you thinking of an octopus in a pink tutu? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
I'm thinking we're the ones who are going to win that money. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
A ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I don't know why we're laughing! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Break a leg, Dani. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
That's what got us into this mess in the first place. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
It means good luck, Jack. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
In that case break your leg, neck, every bone in your body. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-Bye, guys. And thanks again. -We'll make sure Max behaves, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-even if it kills us. -Which it probably will. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
The house will be exactly as you left it. I promise. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-See you later. -Bye. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-So you're my babysitters. -Think of us as your new best friends. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
If you were, I wouldn't have asked Ben to glue your feet to the floor. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Hello there. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-Why would you do that, Max? -So you can't interrupt the meeting. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
What meeting? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
A meeting of our school UFO Society. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I said they could use Dani's den. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
-You should've got permission... -Ssh! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
I don't bother you, and you turn a blind eye to whatever I get up to. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-I promised Dani... -What Dani doesn't know can't hurt her. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-We're always up to something. -Way to go, babysitter. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Max? Come back here. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Ow... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-What are you doing, Co-ordinator? -I'm recalibrating the teleport. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
The last time we used it you materialised inside a whale. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
And I'm never eating seafood again. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
I was thinking, with Max and Ben so keen to meet an alien, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
I thought it might be our chance to... | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
We're not going to Dani's house. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
But we would be the first of our kind to meet real humans! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
And get Dani's autograph at last! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
No, no, no, no, no. I won't let it happen! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
Think of the wisdom we could share. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
We could give them the cure for the common cold, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
and they could give us the recipe for Scotch eggs. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Not going to happen. -But we'll get to meet our TV heroes! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
If our superiors found out we went to earth deliberately... | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
-We'll have to do it by accident then. Oops! -Co-ordinator! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
Face paint. Should come in handy. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Erm, Max. Hi. Hello? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Sorry to interrupt, but I just wondered what you were doing. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
We're looking for Dani's video camera. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Why do you need Dani's video camera? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
To fake a close encounter with an extra-terrestrial. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
And why are you doing that? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
To win a lot of money off some silly idiots. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
So unless you can find a real alien for us to film, | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
you can keep your big hooter out. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
OK. But you will replace the camera, and put the room back | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
-the way you found it, won't you? -Do I look like a mug? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:51 | |
And if you could save me a job, | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
and slam the door in your face on the way out... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Is this it, Max? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Good work, Ben! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
I have to do everything myself. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Aaaaaargh! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
What have you done? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Teleport us back up to the ship | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
before we have a close encounter. Now! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Sorry, Co-ordinator. The teleporter takes several hours to recharge. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
You mean we're marooned?! On earth? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Look! It's the actual sofa Dani sits on! Mm! Still warm. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:40 | |
We can't be discovered. The humans aren't ready for first contact. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Plus, we might catch some horrible earth disease, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
like World Cup fever, or lazyitis. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
This place is a death-trap. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
CAT FLAP RATTLES | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
What was that? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-It's the cat from hell! -Run away! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
GLASS SHATTERING | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Must be Max breaking more of Dani's stuff. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
He's probably just burning energy. He'll soon stop. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Or he'll carry on until he's trashed the whole house. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-Unless you want to step in. -I'm not yelling at him. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Maybe I could give him what he wants. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
And what does he want? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
He wants to meet an alien. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Right. Where do we find one of those? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
That way is far too dangerous! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
It's OK, Co-ordinator. I think it's gone. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-How can you be sure? -Because it's outside chewing on a postman's face. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
-Have you seen this? -Humans! Such strange customs. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
Found one! A singing telegram company that does an Aliengram. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
-Why are you helping him? -Because he thinks I've found him an alien. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
If he gets what he wants he may stop and put Dani's camcorder back. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
That plan doesn't sound doomed to failure. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Tantu-Bantu, humans. I am Bendu III from the planet Bennimax. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
I want to suck out your brains, and lay an egg in your head... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Wak wak wak wak waaaaaagh! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Cut! What is that meant to be? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
I'm being an alien. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
-Aliens should display a superior intellect. -How do I do that? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Fair point. Action. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Waca-waca, wibble... woah! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
I wonder if we'll get caught up in some crazy adventure. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
We're not here to get caught up in anything. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Our mission is to watch humanity from afar. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
But imagine how much better we'll be able to do our mission | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
if we got up close and personal with our favourite TV stars! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
Argh! We can't let that happen. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Only because you're too chicken to meet them. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
The Aliengrams. That was quick. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
-How did you get in? -We're just glad you're here. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-You are? -Bet you get sweaty in those funny costumes. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Funny costumes? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I spent two long hard weeks in the Cosmic Academy to earn my right | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
to wear this shiny galactic regalia. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, it's very impressive. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
You almost look like real aliens. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Apart from the lampshade. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Almost? -You don't believe we're real aliens? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
The distances between solar systems are so vast | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
that interstellar travel is unlikely to be a reality, regardless of... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
They're not here to listen to a lecture from the Internet on Legs. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
They're here to fool your precious little Max. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
You want us to fool Max? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
She means, erm, who's Max? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
I just knew we'd get up to something. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Tantu bantu! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
Our cosmic destroyers are in orbit around your pitiful planet. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Soon, we shall invade, and destroy all! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
Cut! No, no, no, forget it. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
You're the worst fake alien ever, Ben. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Might as well kiss that £10,000 prize goodbye. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
-I did my best, Max. -All I want is to be stinking filthy rich. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:18 | |
Is that too much to ask? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Hello and welcome to another edition of Stinking Filthy Rich! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:27 | |
Thank you. Our contestant tonight is Miss Bronwyn Cheesewinder. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:35 | |
Hello, Bronwyn. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Let's bring on the stinkers! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
You know the rules. Sniff our stinkers, and work out | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
which one is the millionaire. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Get sniffing. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
What are you getting, Bronwyn? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Peacocks, frolicking on a croquet lawn. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
The scent of private swimming pools, the tang of a platinum credit card. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
Rich. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
OK. And our next potential millionaire? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
What is that? Smells like he lives in his own filth. Poor. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:11 | |
OK. Can the millionaire please reveal himself? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
-But he stunk! -Stunk of pig manure, Bronwyn. That's right, pig manure. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:22 | |
This is Mr Guido Giles, millionaire pig farmer. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
I'm afraid that's all we have time for tonight. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
See you next time. Goodbye. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Bye-bye, wave. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
So you want us to pretend to be aliens | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
so your friend's brother wins a prize? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Even though we're not aliens? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
We can't go through with this. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
They think we're pretending to be aliens. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
The more humans we encounter, the more chance it is we get found out. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Especially if we're being filmed. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
So? The teleporter will recharge in a while, and we'll be gone. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
-Sorry about that. We'll be happy to help. -Great. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
You're really going to save my neck. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
What a peculiar expression. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
-You've never heard that before? -Not where we come from. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
And where's that? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
-Barcelona. -Wherever that is. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Oliver. Didn't get run over on the way here, I see. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Daddy's driver brought me in the limo. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
I suppose your parents drive you around in their horse and cart. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Is everything still on for our UFO society meeting? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Oh, yes. I have a feeling somebody might be winning | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
your prize for proving aliens exist. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-Oh? -Let's just say, I may have come into possession of a video | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-you might be interested in. -Is it aliens? Is it a UFO? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
You are going to be blown away. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Oh, this is massive, Max. I must tell the others. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Bye, Oliver. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Why didn't I just tell him the truth? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
I've failed, Ben. I thought that reward money was ours for sure. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
If only your alien act had been more convincing. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Jack's provided us with lights and a smoke machine from his DJ rig. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-I can still get the bubble machine. -Ssh! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-Ready? -Ready. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
At least you've managed to turn me into The Incredible Hulk. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
I've never felt so powerful. Woargh! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Max, what's going on? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Greetings, Earthlings. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Take us to your leader. I've always wanted to say that. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
We have come from across the stars to deliver a message. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
Max...it's aliens! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Real, live, aliens! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
They've come to probe us! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
They're not aliens, Ben. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
I mean, look at those rubbish costumes. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
You're a more convincing alien than these two losers. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
-Tantu-bantu. -Come on, Ben. Let's go. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:13 | |
I was only trying to help you win that prize. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
You were trying to make a fool out of me | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
by getting me to believe aliens are real. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Just for that, I'm going to break something of Dani's. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Max, wait! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Let's hope he breaks something cheap. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
CRASH | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
That sounded expensive. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
After all that excitement, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
I'm sweating like an Arcturian Bogweasel. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Whatever that is. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-I'll help you get your costumes off. -Oh, no, it's OK. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Really, you don't have to do that. That is quite painful! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
-It's on a bit tight, isn't it? -It would be. Ow! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
These aren't costumes. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
You're aliens? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Real aliens? -In Dani's house? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Um, yes. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
This. Is. Amazing. There's so much you could teach us. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Are there other species out there? Which star system are you from? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
What sort of propulsion system do you use? Why are you even here? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Well, we're sort of fans of the show. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
I'm famous in outer space! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
So you're just fans? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
I'm Co-ordinator Zang, this is Co-ordinator Zark. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Oh, just wait until Dani hears about this! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Dani can't know anything about this. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
About Max borrowing her camcorder, about the UFO meeting, | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
or the fact that there are two alien fans in her house. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
I promised the house would be as she left it. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
That'll be Max's UFO expert friend. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
What if the experts can tell we're real aliens? | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
-They might sell us for experimentation! -Or dissect us! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
The last thing Dani needs is alien entrails all over the carpet. Hide! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Wait, wait! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
I've got a better idea. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
That's the best disguise you can come up with? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
We've got a meeting in here. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Max, who are these green people? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Just a pair of jokers in rubbish costumes. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
They're my Uncle Alan and Auntie Ellen. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
They heard about your meeting and asked if they could come. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
I want to watch your alien film without any disruptions. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:44 | |
And I spotted this UFO whilst collecting my ear medicine. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
It looks more like a plane. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
See the tube-shaped body, the two lateral protrusions? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Also known as "wings". | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
Clearly it is a UFO from somewhere beyond our understanding. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Or Heathrow Airport. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
The image does resemble the outline of a Raxian Battlecruiser, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I suppose. Don't you think so, Co-Ord, er, "Alan"? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:09 | |
Not that I know what | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
a Raxian Battlecruiser looks like, of course, because I'm not an alien. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:16 | |
-James. Another UFO. -Which just happens to look like a bird. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
It has taken on the appearance of a bird as a form of camouflage. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Max, I said I didn't want any disruptions. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Perhaps we should take a break for nibbles then, Oliver. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Fine. And when we resume, we can watch your video. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Wait until you see what James has made, | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
he's cut the sandwiches into flying saucers. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
What is this food? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Jam. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
What's wrong? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Where we come from, jam is a foul-smelling | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
paste excreted from the rancid bile glands of our mighty Empress. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
Where do you come from? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
-Barcelona. -Tastes fine to me. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Where's the ketchup? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
You're being too alien. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Act like everyone else. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Be normal. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Be normal. I see. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
I also love ketchup, for I, too, am a normal human. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:45 | |
Look how normal I'm looking. I'm normal, everyone. Normal I say! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
Ah. That's just my, er... | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
-what do you call it? -Mobile phone? -Yes. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
That's my mobolophone. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
I'll see what it wants. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
What do you want from me, what do you want, mobolophone? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
And I'll go check up on my video. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
What are you going to say to Dani if she comes in now | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
to find her camcorder missing, her bedroom ransacked, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
and a bunch of geeks in her den? Not to mention two real aliens. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
Surprise? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Almost recharged. I shall let Co-ordinator Zang | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
know we can return to our spacecraft. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
What spacecraft would that be then? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Spacecraft is our pet name for our... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
-pet flamingo. -Give me that. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
-This isn't a phone. -Please be careful. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-It's a very sensitive piece of equipment. -So you ARE an alien! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
No. Maybe. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Yes, I am. Pretty cool, eh? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
If Oliver's dad is going to cough up ten grand for video of an alien, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
imagine what he'd do for a live specimen! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
I am not for sale. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Wait, let go of me! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-Oh, no! -What is the one thing better than video footage of an alien? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
-Getting a pony? -The one thing better than film of an alien is of course | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
an actual alien. And what's better than one actual alien? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Are you trying to tell us that you've captured an alien, Max? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Two aliens in fact! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Shall I start the bidding at 50,000? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Max, my aunt and uncle aren't aliens. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
-Of course they are. Look at them. They're green and stuff. -So is Ben. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
So are lettuces. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
You saw him eat that ketchup. No human can do that without being sick. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Jack, show him. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
Delicious. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Well, Max? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
I caught this one using some sort of alien device. She was probably | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
-preparing to wipe our minds. -There are worse things they could wipe. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
Ben, you're not helping. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Come along, boys. We're leaving. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Wait! Oliver, I'm telling the truth. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Oliver, please, please, you have to believe me. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
I'll be sure to tell the rest of the UFO community about this. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Just in case you try to con anyone else out of their money. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
But I was telling the truth! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Better luck next time, Maxy boy. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
I'm sure the government would be very happy to get their hands | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
on a couple of live aliens. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
I'm sure you two will look great in a specimen jar. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
I have had enough for one day. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-I beg your pardon? -Aliens. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Rudeness. Wrecking Dani's bedroom. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
There's only so much I can take! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Ooh! What are you going do, Sam? Ask me nicely to stop? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
No. I'm going to tell you to stop. And if you don't, you are so for it. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
Leave our alien friends alone, | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
go and clean up the mess in Dani's bedroom, | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
put her camcorder back and then go to your room! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
All you ever had to say was "please". | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Come on, Ben. Let's go and do as Miss Shoutypants says. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:36 | |
Would now be a good time to mention you're not going to get your pizza? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
Urgh! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
When the power in the teleport unit reaches 100%, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
we shall return to our spacecraft. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
There were so many things I never got to ask. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Like, is time really relative? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Do you use social engineering to create a truly peaceful society? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Do you have as little clue what she's on about as I do? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Such a shame we couldn't meet Dani. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Just as well. If she knew half of what's been going on... | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Hi guys, I'm back. > | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
How was Max? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Who... What is, who are they? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Co-ordinator, now's your chance to say | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
all those things you wanted to say. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
-Go on. -No, you go on. -I can't. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Me neither. I'm too nervous. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-Dani? -Yes? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
What's your favourite shape? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
So... How did the show go? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Aren't you going to explain to me why there were two aliens | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
in my living room? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
Would you believe this is all a dream? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
There were two real live aliens in my house! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
They disappeared right in front of my eyes! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Greetings, earthlings! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Another one! I can't believe it. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
A real, live alien in my house. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
This is amazing. Did you come here in a flying saucer? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
No, the 47 bus. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
-I'm the Aliengram you ordered. -What? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
And we still didn't get Dani's autograph. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Perhaps we should return | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
and properly introduce ourselves to Dani. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
There is no way I am going back down there while Max is still at large. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
You're right. Earth is far too dangerous. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Shall we use the amnesia ray to make the humans forget we ever existed? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:49 | |
BOTH: Nah! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
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