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Why have you brought this plant onto our ship? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
It is an Earth tradition. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Many humans bring a tree into their home and put a fairy on top. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:17 | |
-What odd behaviour. -Hm. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
It gives thanks to the bearded man called Claude San | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
who lives in north Poland and delivers gifts for good children. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:28 | |
They all listen out for his cry. "Is it going to rain, dear?" | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
What about the children who are not good? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
They are exiled to Turkey where they are stuffed | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
and watched over by a hideous elf called Christmas Steve. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-What barbaric behaviour! -Indeed. Would you like a mice pie? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
My name's Dani. This is my fantastic... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
-Best friend, Jack. -Where was I? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
I'm your best friend too, Sam. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
This is my fantastically... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Max! -I'm her brother and... Ben? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Oh! It's our show! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Can you zip it? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
My name's Dani and this is my fantastic... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
I give up. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Jack, please stop trying to eat the decorations. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-But they taste like Christmas. -So does my fist! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
When are your mum and dad back? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Any time. Uncle Dave bores them to tears showing off his collection. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
This is a dessert spoon. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
This is one I found in a bush. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Weird. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Don't you have enough decorations? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
There's no such thing as too many decorations. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
I couldn't agree more. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Eugh! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Hey, you! It's Christmas Eve. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
If you're like me, you're ready to explode with excitement. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-Don't try that at home. -Makes a mess. -The tree is up. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
The house is almost decorated and there's a fire in the hearth! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Jack, throw on more logs(!) | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Mum and Dad will be home with the turkey. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-DING DONG -That'll be them. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
They probably forgot their keys, again. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Speaking of turkeys! What is that? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
My Christmas stocking. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Are you hoping for a horse? -I don't care as long as it's more than Dani. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
-Why is everything a competition? -I like seeing you lose. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Merry Christmas to you, too(!) | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Merry Christmas, everyone! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
The Tobester has arrived. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-BOTH: Toby! -Easy on the squeezy! Don't disrupt the hair. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
-You don't change a bit. -No, really. Mind the hair. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
-I spent most of my student loan... -Tobigo! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Amigo! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
GIRLS LAUGH | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Santa will have no choice but to stuff in presents till it's full. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
I'm guaranteed to get more than Dani. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-Here's your first present. -Ben, you shouldn't have. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
You said you wouldn't talk to me if I didn't. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
I didn't get you anything. You don't celebrate Christmas. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-No, but I do like getting presents. -Why is the paper soggy? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
Did you drop it in the snow? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
I made the frame out of pasta. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Don't think you're supposed to cook the pasta. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
When did you get back? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Last night. Just in time, I reckon. The snow's properly coming down. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:08 | |
-I got attacked by a penguin! -Are you sure it was a penguin? -Yeah. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
-Maybe it was a dog. -Or a polar bear. -Or a figment of your imagination. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-Well, I had snow in my eyes. -In your brain, more like. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
-What's in the suitcase? You staying? -This is my new business. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
What business fits into a suitcase? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
A small business! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Behold! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
I am renting DVDs. I specialise in films for special occasions. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
Romantic films for Valentine's Day. Scary films for Halloween. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Yeah, films about pancakes for Pancake Day. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-Hi, Mum. Where are you? -I have got all the Christmas greats. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
The Sloth Who Loved Christmas, The Other Sloth Who Loved Christmas | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
and The Other Sloth Who Loved Christmas Meets The Sloth Who Originally Loved Christmas. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
Congratulations. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
You started a business renting out the worst films ever made. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm putting your present in a place I reserve for my favourite things. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
-You didn't like my present, did you? -I did... | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
I just thought you were going to get me that wall-climbing tank. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
I have been dropping hints. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-It costs £400. -You could have saved up. Or got a Saturday job. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Or sold one of your kidneys to science. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
-Yes, Max. Sorry, Max. -If you liked getting presents... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
-I do like getting presents. -..I would have got that for you. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
Hope Santa got my Christmas list. He's more reliable than you. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
"A Christmas Carol!" | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-A Christmas Snooze Fest! -There's nothing boring about Dickens. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
-Who? -Dickens was a Victorian author who practically invented Christmas. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:11 | |
-A Christmas Carol is the ultimate Christmas story. -Bored. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
-This mean man called Scrooge is convinced to change his ways. -Nodding off. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:21 | |
By some ghosts. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Why didn't you say there are ghosts? Any zombies? Robots? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Zombies with robot brains? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Dani, what's wrong? -Mum and Dad are snowed in at Uncle Dave's. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:38 | |
-But tomorrow's Christmas. -I said the snow was bad. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-It never snows at Christmas! -Yeah. Apart from on TV. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
I'd better break the news to my dear brother. He'll love this. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
If Dani gets everything on her list and I get everything on mine... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:59 | |
I have four more presents which makes me this year's champion. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:05 | |
You're always the winner, Max. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-You're great. -What's wrong? You look like someone sat on your snowman. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
Why could I possibly be upset(?) | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Max, Mum and Dad won't be home tonight. They're stuck in snow. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
But it's Christmas Eve! I've got to spend Christmas with you? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
We'll still open our presents and watch the telly. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
First Ben gives me some rubbish guff as a present and now this! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
-This is the worst Christmas ever. -I spent two days making that. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
You could have just thrown up in your shoe! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-Don't be ungrateful! -Keep your big nose out. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
You could try being nice this one time of year. You're unbelievable. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:52 | |
-I'm going to go, Max. -You only just got here. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Bye, Max. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Fine! I don't need them! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Don't need anyone! Christmas is way more fun on your own. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:09 | |
Probably. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Telly! Wouldn't be Christmas without your favourite shows knocking out some Christmas special. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:21 | |
'And now on BBC1, back to A Christmas Carol.' | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Black and white? What is this? The middle ages? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
-Mr Scrooge, may I put coal on the fire? -We threw a lump on last week. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
I'm so cold my pen has frozen to my hand. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
You don't want to know what happened when I tried to go to the lavatory. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
If you are cold, I suggest you throw one of your shoes onto the fire. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
-I need a pickaxe to get them off. -Then buy another pair for the fire. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
You said you wouldn't pay me because of my silly cough. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
I didn't get as rich as I am by wasting my money on employees | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
who didn't have the decency to cough properly. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Yes, Mr Scrooge. Merry Christmas. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-Tell Christmas to kiss my wrinkly old bottom. -I'll do that, sir. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
-COUGHS AND SQUEAKS -That's it! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
You're fired! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
I may have a new role model. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Max is upset that Mum and Dad won't be here for Christmas. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
It must be stressful not knowing if he'll get more presents than you. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
-You don't have to put up with this nonsense. -I like Max's nonsense. Keeps me on my toes. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:41 | |
-Merry Christmas, Dani. -Merry Christmas, Ben. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Merry Christmas, everyone. -ALL: Merry Christmas, Ben. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:49 | |
-What's up with Ben? -Max, just being Max. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
You'd think he'd find room in his heart for Christmas cheer. There's nothing but sawdust and spite. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:58 | |
He needs to be Scrooged, have the error of his ways pointed out by a trio of restless ghosts. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:06 | |
I'll call Ghosts R Us, shall I(?) | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Come in. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
-I need to hire a ghost. -Certainly, madam. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
I recommend Edgar the headless hippo from our afterlife animals. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
Edgar the headless hippo? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Imagine seeing a headless hippo walking through your wall | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
like a big fat dining table? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I was thinking a basic ghost - sheets, chains, "Woooo!" | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
I've got it. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
The budgie from beyond the grave. He's blood-curdling. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
There's nothing in there. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Woah! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Woah! Calm down, you scary ghost budgie, you! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
-Admit it. It's an empty cage. -Please don't tell me dad. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Took me months to convince him this was a proper job. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
ON TELLY: 'Merry Christmas to you, young Tiny Tim!' | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 | |
I've got to go. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
There's this Christmas party I'm DJing at. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I've got to drop the needle on some phat dirty beats! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
-Isn't this the party at the old people's home? -No. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
Yes. No. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Laters, people. Keep it frosty. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
I'm sorry, Dani, but I've got to go, too. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
-OK. -Mum lost her wedding ring in the turkey and wants me to lead the expedition. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:39 | |
-How big is this turkey? -Have a great one, guys. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Watch out for that penguin. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Looks like it's me and you, Toby. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-Sorry, Dani, but... -You've got to go, too? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
I've got to rent some DVDs. I'm running out of hair gel! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
-Have a good Christmas, yeah? -I'll try. Bye. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Should we respect the tradition of Christmas gift giving, coordinator? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:11 | |
I feel that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
-What was once a time of quiet reflection has become a mad scramble for presents. -You're right. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:22 | |
-I'll flush this out the air lock. -What is it? -Your present. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
You've got me a present? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-You're right. Presents make Christmas tacky. -Don't be so hasty. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:35 | |
Give it. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Thank you. Now, what is it? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
-Nothing, really. -Oh, what is it? -Nothing, really. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Like I said, it's nothing. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
CHORTLES | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
LAUGHS | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Must have fallen asleep watching that film. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
One minute past midnight! It's officially Christmas morning! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
I hope he's been. I'm too excited. I need to pee. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
I need to know what I've got! Hello, pressies. Come to Maxie. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
-Greetings, Master Maxwell. -There's a scary person in my stocking! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
Forsooth, I am not a person but a ghost. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
Hey, nonny noo. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Now I really need to pee! Dani, let me out! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-There's a ghost in my stocking. -Ye gods, Master Maxwell. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
She cannot hear you. It is just you and I, forsooth. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-What do you want? -I am the ghost of Christmas past. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Verily, I have been sent to teacheth you the error of your ways. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
Hey, nonny nonny. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Did Dani put you up to this? Is this her doing? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Tis nothing to do with Dani, hey nonny nonny noo. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
Bet you're one of her stupid friends. Take off that wig. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
As you can see, Master Maxwell, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
I am a spirit from beyond, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
but your sister playeth a large role in the Christmases of your past. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:26 | |
By annoying the heck out of me. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
We shall see what the secrets of the past doth hold. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
Prepare as we travel to the not-so-distant past. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:38 | |
Wooo wooo.... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
'I have brought us to a Christmas | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
'when your relationship with Dani was surrounded in youth.' | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
"To the best most sweetest brother, I love you baby Max." | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
Let me make you a card, Dani, ple-e-ease! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Be careful, Max! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
CRASH | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-Who turned out the lights? -Mum and Dad are going to go nuts! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
It was an accident. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
-I'll pull it off. -Thanks, Dani. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
You're the best sister, ever! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
'Once upon a yesteryear,' | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
you and your sister were indeed close, forsooth. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
It never happened like that. Tell me that isn't how it used to be. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
You used to loveth sharing Christmas with your sister-eth. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:32 | |
Nonny nonny nonny noo, nonny noo. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Nonny noo non. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Goodness. That was a big one. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Remember the past always, sire. Remember. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Remember. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
You can't show me things like that and vanish. Come back. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
OK, Max. Get a grip. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
There's no such thing as ghosts. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
It's pre-Christmas tension. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Merry Christmas, Maxie boy! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-Who are you? -Who am I? I'm the ghost of Christmas present, innit. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
-You can call me Chrissie Pres cos I likes you. Boom boom. -Get off. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:17 | |
Oh, check out my rattling chains! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
-Want to buy some used ectoplasm? -No. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Your loss, man. This stuff is good. So, how's your Christmas going? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:33 | |
I love being visited by do-gooder ghosts who can't mind their own business(!) | 0:16:33 | 0:16:39 | |
All right, all right. No need for sarcasm. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Do whatever you're here to do and go away. It's the middle of the night. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
-I'm here to show you a vision of your mate Benny boy. -What about Ben? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:53 | |
Poor loyal Benny ain't too chuffed with the way you been treating him. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
Oh. Woooo...! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
-Why do you all have to do that? -Wooo! Wooo! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-Boom! Boom! -Get off! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Wooo! Woooooo! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
'We find Ben earlier this evening, on his way back home.' | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
I can't believe my best friend could be so mean to me. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
Wait. Yes, I can. I can't believe he's so mean to me at Christmas. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
What am I saying? Of course I can. He's Max. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Mr Snowman, if only you were alive you could be my new best friend. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
At least until you melted or I got bored. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Mr Snowman? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
You ARE alive! If only you could talk. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
-What makes you think I can't talk? -Well, you're a snowman. Agh! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
-You CAN talk! -I can speak English, Welsh and Icelandic. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
My mother was an icicle from Cardiff and my father was a glacier. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:03 | |
-Fancy a dance? -I thought you'd never ask. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Mr Snowman? Mr Snowman, I'm sorry. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Oh, Mr Snowma-a-a-a-a-an! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:26 | |
Ben would never be best friends with some stupid snowman instead of me. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:33 | |
Would he? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Where'd he go? What is it with these hallucinations? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Come on, Max. Focus. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
When you open your eyes, this will all have been a bad dream. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
Attention, human. I am the ghost of Christmas future. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
You're no ghost. You're a robot, and not a convincing one. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
-I am a ghost robot. -How can a robot be a ghost? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
That's like having your washing machine coming back as a ghost. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
-I know several ghost washing machines. -Come on! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
-They scare you with the spin cycle? -Ridiculous or not, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
I'll show you a vision of Christmas yet to come. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Come and see your life in the distant future, space year 2050 AD. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:38 | |
Woooo...! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Here we go again! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Wooo! Woooooo! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Welcome to the future of Christmas. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Oscar, Brit Award, BAFTA! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
50-metre breaststroke. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Dani! | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
Jack? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-Ah, Dani. -I wish you'd ring first. I could have been in the bath. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
We don't have to wash since the cleanliness pill. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
You never were big on washing! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
It's my new remix album. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
SCRATCHES AND COUGHS | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
I love how everything comes in liquid form. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
-Only took me half an hour to drink 50 Harry Potter books. -Me too. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
Gave me wind. FARTS | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
DING DONG | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Come in. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
-Merry Christmas, Dani. -Oh. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Merry Christmas, you two. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
How was the honeymoon? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
'Hold it.' | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-Ben and Sam get married? -Affirmative. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
That is the most disgusting thing ever. I'm going to be sick. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
When Ben stopped being your friend, he and Sam discovered they had much in common. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:03 | |
RETCHES | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Why did he stop being my friend? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-He had enough of the way you treat him. -When? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
-Unless you change your ways, it has already happened. -Carry on. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
We had a great time on the moon, Dani. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
The lunar hotel is truly fabulous. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Did you see Toby? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
He sends his love. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
His business is doing great. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
Who'd have thought he'd open the first donkey sanctuary on the moon? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Oh, we got you this. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Oh, you shouldn't have. What is it? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
I love it! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
I remember when I gave Max a photo frame like that. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
He taught me it's better if you don't cook the pasta. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
You still miss him, don't you? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
He was my best friend, a long time ago. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
Max made his choice, Ben. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
If only he'd been nicer, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
he wouldn't be so sad and lonely, living like a hermit | 0:22:16 | 0:22:21 | |
on some remote Scottish island. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
We should raise a toast to him. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Good idea. Computer! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Drinks. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
OK, here we go. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
To absent friends. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
'I want to see where I am.' | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
-I'm not sure you do. -Show me, toaster face. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
Wooo. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
Wooooo. Woooo. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
'This is you in 2050 AD, Max. It is not a pretty picture.' | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
Beans! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
I love beans! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
You love beans, too, don't you, Ben? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
What's that? You've got me a Christmas present? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Beans! Oh, it's my favourite! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Oh, Ben! It's the best present ever! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
I'm sorry! I'm... No! | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
No. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
It wasn't real. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
It was a dream. It really was a dream. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
Dani, Dani! Wake up! It's Christmas morning! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
Take my presents and give them all to needy people. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
-Max, what's going on? -Then take my money and buy the biggest turkey! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:54 | |
-Ow! -We're going to give our friends a massive feast. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
-Are you feeling OK? -I'm a brand new Max! | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
No more being mean or competitive or selfish. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
I'm going to be nice! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Aaagghhh! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Oh, thank goodness! It was only a nightmare. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
For a minute there, I thought I'd become pleasant. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
-You been there all night? -Must have dropped off. What are you doing? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
I'm counting our presents. We've got exactly the same amount. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:33 | |
-You must be gutted. -Dani, I'm not a complete monster. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
And it is Christmas. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Actually, Max, you do win. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-I do? -If you include Ben's present, you'll have one more than me. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
I win! Yes! Thank you, Ben! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
Loser! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
It's not like I got him anything else as a present. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
DING DONG | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
# And a happy new year. # | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
-EVERYONE: Merry Christmas! -What are you doing here? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
-Couldn't let you spend Christmas on your own. -We have food. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
-And a 50% off voucher for Toby's DVD rentals. -Thanks. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
The old people's home gave me this pre-chewed turkey paste. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
Sounds delicious(!) | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-I thought I'd never see you again. -I won't let you be on your own. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
-I really did like that photo frame. -I know it was a bit rubbish. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:41 | |
If you hadn't given it to me, I wouldn't have had more presents than Dani. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:47 | |
To say thank you, I'm going to give you one present from my pile. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
-Then you'll have the same as Dani. -Competition's over. I won. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
-You're sure? -Open it before I change my mind. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Wow! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
The remote-controlled wall-climbing tank. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Thanks, Max. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
-FEEBLY: -You're welcome. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-CAR HORN BEEPS -Mum and Dad! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
They're home! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
-Dani? -Yeah. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas, Max. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
-Let's forget you ever heard me say that. -You got it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
What? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
I never noticed what lovely eyes you've got. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
Thanks. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
In conclusion, Christmas is a time of greed and selfishness. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
And also a time of generosity and warmth towards family and friends. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
Humans! As confusing as ever! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
-Would you like to pull a Christmas cracker with me, coordinator? -Yes! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
On the count of three! One... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-two... -three! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I don't see what's fun about that. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I know. Why don't you try my one? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
I pepped it up with something special. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-Is that safe? -Probably. Stop being a Scrooge and help me pull it. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:32 | |
Ready? One... | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
-two... -three! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Oops. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
BOTH: Merry Christmas, Earthlings. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
# Sometimes I feel like breaking free | 0:27:49 | 0:27:54 | |
# Let's lift these chains Let's ride this wave | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
# Right out to sea | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
# I will be breaking free. # | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 |