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"To Zang Ziglak, Base Cruiser 201, somewhere near the Saturn rings."

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-Who's Zang Ziglak?

-Me...

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it's my stage name.

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Since when do you have a stage name?

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I wasn't always Co-ordinator Zang, you know.

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Before I joined the Space Academy I was...

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Zang Ziglak,

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ACTOR!

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And clearly I wasn't too shabby as I still get fan mail.

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So, what have you been in?

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Have you heard of Star Wars?

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Well, I was almost in that.

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-Alien High School Musical?

-One of my favourite films, you were in that?!

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Yeah...

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Until they cut my bit out.

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My best ever part was in Revenge Of The Disco-dancing Aliens.

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Not the award-winning film based on the true story

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of the disco-dancing aliens who saved our planet from a rampaging band

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of space monkeys?!

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No, that was Attack Of The Disco-dancing Aliens.

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-I was in the sequel.

-Oh, I didn't realise they made a sequel.

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Yes, well, it had a limited release and my part was great

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and I remember my opening line...

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-"Come forth..."

-Oh, look, Dani's House is on!

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-Guess I'll tell you about it later.

-Shh!

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Hey, guys, great to see you. My name is Dani and this is...

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-Her best friend Sam.

-Sam!

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As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...

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-Her other best friend Jack.

-Stuffing his face as usual!

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As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...

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-Her brother Max!

-And his mate Ben!

-Just go away! QUIET!

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-As I was saying, my name is Dani and this is...

-ALL: OUR HOUSE!

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Oh, I give up! Shh!

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-OK.

-I think we're almost done.

-Let me check. Blinds closed?

-Check.

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-Big screen TV?

-Check.

-Sustenance and hydration?

-Check.

-Hydration devices?

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-Oh...check!

-Scary movies?

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-Aliens versus Hannah Montana loaded and ready to go.

-Then we're done.

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-Our full moon scary movie marathon is ready for lift-off.

-Ahh!

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-Except for...

-Morning!

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Scratch that, she's here, let the spookiness begin!

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Actually, I just stopped by to say I won't make it today.

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We always watch the movie marathon together!

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I know and I'm sorry, but I've got my first round interview with NASA

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this afternoon and I really need to prepare for it.

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-Why don't you do your prep here, like you always do?

-I would...

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but Josh has offered to help me.

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-You're going out with the librarian again?

-He is my boyfriend!

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-You only met him last week?!

-I know. Feels like forever.

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Oh, guess we'd better get started then.

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Although I don't see how hanging out with Mr Library Nerd

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is better than this.

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Josh isn't a nerd, he's just really clever.

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Did I mention he took his GCSEs when he was 10?

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And when he was 12 he recreated the Big Bang using

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just the contents of his lunchbox and when he...

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FILM MUSIC STARTS

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Nnnagh!

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98...ngh...

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99...agh!

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Arghhhh!

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100! Ah!

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Ah, ah, ah!

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-Ow! That hurt!

-Imagine how much more it WOULD have hurt

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if we'd done all the bits between 10 and 90!

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Is all this working out really necessary?

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Do you want to go one-on-one with those year 12 meat heads again?

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-What are you looking at, Squat?

-Your head, it's HUGE! Are you part yeti?

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Grr!

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I bet that your head is so big that

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when you stand up people think there's an eclipse.

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-When do we escape?

-Grr!

-Grr!

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-Too late, time for plan B.

-DING DING!

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-Mash 'em up, Ben! Mash 'em up!

-Help! Help!

-Hit his big toe!

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Smash his cornea!

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When did the older kids get so big?

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I heard a rumour they're mixing growth hormones

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with their breakfast cereal.

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Since we're out of growth hormones we'll have to muscle up

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to keep them off our backs!

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I don't think I can do anymore. That last set wiped me out!

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-But we only started 10 minutes ago!

-I know, I'm exhausted.

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Ah, tell you what...

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If we can manage another 10 minutes we can take a break

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and then gate-crash Dani's scary movie marathon.

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OK, but don't expect me to watch Shrek Four.

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That talking gingerbread man terrifies me!

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And then Josh tried to bring a sausage to life by re-creating

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Dr Frankenstein's experiment!

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-Thrilling.

-You don't say.

-Thought you weren't staying.

-I'm not.

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I'm waiting for Josh to text me where to meet him.

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-Did I mention he's got the...

-We seem to be out of popcorn.

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-Sam, would you mind?

-No!

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Thanks.

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I don't think I can take much more of this!

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I know more about Josh than I do myself!

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-Hey, she seems happy. You should be pleased.

-I am...

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kind of, I just wish she'd be happy in a less annoying way.

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-It's always, "Josh this," or, "Josh that."

-Ha-ha-ha! Josh just texted!

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-That's great, how is he?

-He's...

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He's dumped me?!

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I can't believe he just dumped me... and by text! "It's over!"

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Just two words, like he couldn't be bothered to type any more.

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-And on the day of your NASA interview. Heartless toad!

-Finished.

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I'll get you some more.

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Guess they got too scared.

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Night Of The Werewolf Dentist?!

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-"Warning, contains extreme blood and gore." Cool.

-Cool.

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Isn't this great?

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Not about Josh dumping Sam obviously, but we've got Sam back!

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I don't get you girls. When your best friend's happy you're not,

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-but when she's been dumped and got the blues you are?

-No.

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SAM BLOWS HER NOSE NOISILY

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It's not that, it's just...Sam needs me again.

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-You feeling any better?

-Of course she's not, she looks dreadful!

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I've seen a corpse with more colour, but don't worry,

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I've got ice cream, tissues and, most importantly...

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Mr Muffin!

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-I don't know, Dani.

-Now, open your arms.

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He doesn't look like much, but a cuddle from Mr Muffin

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will make you feel a million times better.

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He's SO cuddly!

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Works every time.

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AH!

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-Ben!

-Sorry, I'm almost done.

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What, being a girl?

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Oh, this isn't moisturiser, it's spot cream.

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You're putting it on your hands because...

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I don't want any spots - duh!

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-What's that on your hand?

-It's, e-er, n-nothing!

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Why have you glued hair over your hand?

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It's not glued on, it's everywhere.

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It's on my arms, it's on my legs and I've even got some on my feet!

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Look, I'll take your word for it. How long's this been going on for?

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Don't know, a few weeks?

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-About the time I got attacked by that crazy squirrel.

-Oh well...

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'I don't care if you were bitten by a crazy squirrel

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'and now every full moon you sprout hair all over your body

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'and turn into a werewolf,

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'you're still my friend and I won't shoot you!'

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-I'm a werewolf!

-You're a werewolf!

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BOTH: Ahhhh!

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BOTH: Ahhhh!

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BOTH: Ahhhh!

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BOTH: Ahhhh!

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-Can we stop screaming now, my throat hurts.

-Yeah.

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I can't believe I'm a werewolf.

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Oh, what am I going got do?

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Let's think, we need to figure out what to do.

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The best way of doing that is go back to where it all started.

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I don't think I'd recognise that squirrel again.

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Not the squirrel, the film.

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We need to watch it to the end, see what happens and take it from there.

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Good idea.

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AHHH!

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Sorry.

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Right, back to the scary movies.

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Typical, why do Dani and friends

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always seem to interfere with my plans?

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-Can't we explain what's happening?

-Tell Dani you're a Werewolf?!

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You know the first thing she'd do?

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-Call the authorities.

-And that's bad because?

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They'd lock you up, do painful tests

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and you'd spend your life chained to a wall

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-with kitty litter for a toilet.

-That's awful.

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I know. Which is why we have to keep it a secret.

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Forget the film, we'll go online and see what we can find out on there.

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-So, the heartbreak kit seemed to work.

-For now.

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She still seems pretty fragile.

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I'm just glad she has Mr Muffin, she'll need him.

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I'm giving Mr Muffin back, I don't need him!

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-Or maybe not.

-I've decided the only way to get over Josh

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is through science. I'm going to do experiments on myself.

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I'll figure out why I feel so bad

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and can adjust my emotions accordingly.

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-So, you're going to analyse yourself out of a broken heart?

-Exactly.

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Plus, it's the perfect talking point for my NASA interview this afternoon.

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Commander Zang, what does it mean to have a broken heart?

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That's a good question. Ahem.

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In my acting days, playing someone with a broken heart

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was a bit of a speciality of mine.

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I had to draw on some complicated emotions.

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Pain...despair... vulnerability...ANGER!

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BANGING

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What are you doing?

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Sorry, it's just, you were going on a bit so I thought I'd see for myself.

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I pulled your heart out of the drawer and as you can see

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it's well and truly broken.

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Ngh!

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Oh, no! I'm SO sorry. I'm sure I can glue it back together again!

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Only joking, but I had you going, didn't I?

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-I told you my acting was good! Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha-ha! HA-HA-HAA!

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-Ahhh!

-Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

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-How's it going, Dr Love?

-What are you doing?

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Analysing the composition of comfort food

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-to see why it makes you feel better.

-Sounds good.

-Hmm.

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I've gathered all my tear-stained tissues,

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dried them and scraped them to measure the salt.

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-Now I need comparison samples.

-What can we do to help?

-Cry.

-Huh?

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You can't expect us to cry on demand. We're not robots!

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Boo-hoo-hoo!

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What? I'm an actor, it's what I do.

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Well, I'm not, I'm a bloke. I don't cry, I'm way too hard.

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What about that cute puppy advert?

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-What, the one who can't find his mummy?

-Hmm-mm.

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Boo-hoo-hoo!

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-What is that?

-That is an acute aversion high intensity chair.

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Or, as we like to say in the industry, an, "AAH, IC!" Ha-ha-ha!

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Anyway.

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It is designed to help the subject develop a rational response

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to irrational emotion, so in this case, being heartbroken.

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So, basically, I show you things to do with Josh

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and you try and not react to them?

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Exactly. And if I do, that red light will start flashing

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and I'll be exposed to an unpleasant stimulant. Jack?

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Oh, so that's where I come in.

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Just one sniffle, one little tear, and... AHHH!

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Jack playing violin, ULTIMATE torture.

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-Why do you think I gave you ear defenders? Guys, strap me in.

-OK.

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MACHINE BEEPS STEADILY

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-OK, ready?

-Yes.

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The hair band you wore on your first date with Josh.

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The sandwich wrapper from your picnic with Josh in the park.

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You'll be all right with this.

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It's just a boring old book, "Travels Through The Periodic..."

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"Table."

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BEEPING INCREASES It's the only book Josh hasn't read,

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we were going got read it together and recreate each...EXPERIMENT!

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Boo-hoo-hoo! ALARM WAILS

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Oh! Just do it, Jack. Do it.

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OK, Sam.

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AHHHHH!

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AHHHHH!

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Guess they got to the part where the werewolf appears.

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-I wish I'd seen it so I knew what was coming.

-We know what to expect

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since we found all that stuff online.

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You transform tonight, become furry and fangy and try to eat me.

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-That's the bit that worries me.

-Not if we get these on you

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-before you come over all wolfy.

-I guess.

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-Anyway, if you're a lycanthrope...

-A what?

-Fancy name for a werewolf.

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Then it probably means there are others out there.

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In that case, being a werewolf might be fun!

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-How did you figure that?

-I can hang out with other lycopops,

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cough up fur balls, and maybe even form a club and howl at the moon.

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Sounds lame.

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As werewolves, we'll be super-strong

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and be able to take on the year 12 meat heads.

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But...but we were going to do that once we muscled up.

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-With my new werewolf mates I won't need you.

-Oh, I see how it works.

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-See, me being a werewolf is going to be great!

-Oh, absolutely, can't wait.

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Are you sure it's a good idea to do your interview today?

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-I mean, I'm sure NASA won't mind postponing.

-But I would.

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This is an amazing opportunity and I'm not delaying it

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cos of some silly little thing like boyfriend trouble!

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I wouldn't call going 10 rounds with a screechy violin a little thing.

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Maybe not, but thanks to my experiments, I'm better.

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-I'm more than better, I'm cured.

-Well, good luck, then.

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Yeah, I'm sure you'll knock those NASA folk off their rockets...

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or whatever it is that they sit on!

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I know you guys are worried,

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but I can honestly say I'm completely over Josh.

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Wish me luck! BOTH: Good luck!

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-She's so not over him.

-Mm-mm.

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How could he dump me after all we've been through?

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Here you go.

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Prrrp!

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Ugh!

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-That's OK, you can keep that.

-Thank you.

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As I was saying, I've conducted a series of experiments

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to analyse why my relationship has failed

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and I've discovered...

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it's because he's a boy!

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-And boys are stupid.

-Yep.

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They do nasty things like lure girls with rocket-shaped sandwiches...

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and free library weekend passes.

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Boo-hoo! I miss Josh so much!

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Boo-hoo-hoo!

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Sorry, just give me a moment and I'll be right with you, OK?

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BOO-HOO-HOO!

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-I'm back!

-AH!

-AH!

-Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

-I wasn't scared.

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Then why's your cushion got bite marks? So, how'd it go?

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-Couldn't have gone better.

-That's brilliant!

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-You tell them about your experiment?

-Yes, I covered that area.

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I have to confess, I was a bit worried

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you'd start ranting about Josh in the middle of your interview!

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-Ha-ha!

-I didn't think you could analyse yourself out of love,

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-but I guess you proved me wrong.

-Sure did!

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Anyway, enough about me, what are we watching?

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-Attack Of The Zombie Hamsters, you up for it?

-Absolutely.

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Looks like being dumped by Josh

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was the best thing that could have happened to you.

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-I'm just going to go and get changed.

-OK.

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SCREAMING ON THE TV

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It's so handy these straps were just lying around the house.

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I know. Must belong to my grandfather from the old days.

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-Was he a soldier in the war?

-No, dentist.

-I need the loo.

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Oh, it better just be a pee, because I can see the moon rising.

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Don't worry, Max, I've been to the loo many times, and I'm 90% sure

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I can tell the difference between needing a pee

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-and needing a...

-Just make it quick, OK?

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'And maybe even form a club and howl at the moon!

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'But with my new werewolf mates, I won't need you!'

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Ben? Is that you?

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-Oh, hey, Max.

-What are you doing?

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I thought you were going to wreak havoc on the year 12 meat heads?

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I was. But when I found them, it turns out they're just like me.

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-GROWLING

-Hey, there, little doggies.

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I've always been Team Jacob on Twilight.

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Go, werewolves! Wooh!

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GROWLING

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Noooooo!

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Hello, operator. Who do I call to report a werewolf?

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SHE SNIFFS

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Oh, don't worry. Hamsters would never do that in real life. I hope.

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-Sam, you OK?

-Josh has a jacket like that monster.

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Where the woman was getting attacked by the zombie hamsters,

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it reminded me of our first date.

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You were attacked by undead furry creatures on a date?

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No, we went out to dinner. But they had rabbit on the menu!

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And rabbits are like hamsters, but with bigger ears!

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Oh, I thought you were over Josh!

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You guys are right, you can't hide from your feelings.

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All those experiments did was make me miss Josh even more.

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-What about your interview?

-I lied.

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I spent the whole time talking about Josh dumping me

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and that's when I wasn't sobbing. I've ruined everything.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Oh, that's them. They said they'd call once they saw everyone.

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I can't bear to answer. Please be me.

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Good day. Sam speaking. How can I be of service?

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Mm-hm.

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-Right. OK. Thanks. Bye.

-Oh, it's bad, isn't it?

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If you didn't want to get through to the next round! They loved you!

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They said it was so refreshing to meet a scientist

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-so in touch with their feelings!

-I can't believe it!

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THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

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-I'm nervous! Do you think it's going to hurt, the change?

-I don't know.

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Probably. Which is why I've enlisted help.

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-Ben, I've called the authorities.

-But you said we shouldn't!

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-Something about painful tests and kitty litter!

-I know! I'm sorry.

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I couldn't risk it. You could get loose and there's

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lots of stuff here that a clumsy werewolf could destroy.

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-Who said I'm going to be clumsy?

-Be realistic, Ben, it's you.

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I can't believe you've done this! I trusted you! I thought we were...

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Arrrgh!

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Oh, Max! It tickles everywhere! But not in a good way! Make it stop!

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I can't, Ben, you're changing, and there's nothing we can do.

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Just try and relax. Breathe.

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-You know, like on that yoga video your mum has.

-What?!

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Not that I'd know about that, obviously!

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HE HOWLS

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-That sounded a lot like a wolf.

-And it is a full moon.

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As if a werewolf would be in here.

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You two have been watching too many scary movies.

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HOWLING CONTINUES

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-Scratch! Scratch! I need to scratch!

-Keep breathing. You're doing good.

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Please, Max, untie me! I don't think I'm turning into a werewolf! Look!

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No fans! And I haven't got claws! Look at my feet!

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Pretty disgusting, but they do seem more human than wolf.

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-How can I be sure?

-I don't know,

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but figure it out soon, even my eyebrows itch.

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I've got an idea, just wait there.

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-Hey, Jack.

-Arrgh!

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Sorry. I'm a bit jumpy.

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All the scary movies are starting to take their toll!

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-Yes, scary movies, eh? Seen any werewolf films?

-Yeah, tonnes.

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-Fangs Of Fury, Hungry And Hairy.

-Whatever. So what happens in the end?

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Someone gets bitten, turns into a werewolf,

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eats people, then gets shot by someone they love.

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How are they sure it's a werewolf?

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The all-over body hair and huge teeth are a giveaway.

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Plus they double in size, get super strong

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and there's even a lot of drooling.

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-Is there anything about being itchy?

-What? No. Why do you ask?

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-And why are you writing this down?

-Oh, no reason. Just curious.

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-You may be right.

-That I'm not a werewolf? Great! Then let me out!

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Two seconds. Right. All over body hair?

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Not really.

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Huge teeth? No.

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Double in size and super strength?

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No.

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Drooling? Yes.

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You do that anyway, so it doesn't really count.

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-Guess you're not a werewolf!

-Yes!

-Right.

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I don't get it. If you're not a werewolf, then what's wrong with you?

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I don't know! But this feels so good!

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You sure you don't want to go out and celebrate?

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It's been such a rollercoaster day, staying in is about all I can manage.

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-I'm so sorry you got dumped.

-I guess I gave my heart to the wrong guy.

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At least I don't have to look at a photo

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-to remember what you look like.

-What do you mean?

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-You did kind of go AWOL.

-I knew you were jealous of Josh!

-What?!

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-Jack! Tell her I wasn't!

-I... well...

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-I think I left something...

-See!

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See what?! He was just babbling!

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You couldn't bear that I had a boyfriend and you didn't!

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-Oh, I could get a boyfriend tomorrow if I wanted!

-Oh, yeah, like who?

0:23:140:23:18

Christopher Starling!

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The guy in your acting class that you said smells like cheese!

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Maybe he smells better now! Maybe he smells a bit more like cheesecake!

0:23:230:23:27

-What's so funny?

-I'm imagining somebody smelling like cheesecake!

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THEY LAUGH

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-I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said anything.

-No, I am sorry.

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I did go a bit AWOL.

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And I swear I'll never let a guy become more important

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-than my friends again.

-It's good to have my best friend back. Squeeze!

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-You just lost your best mate.

-I said I was sorry.

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-You rang the authorities!

-I was worried!

-About what?!

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Don't say me breaking stuff, because I do that anyway!

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Maybe I was worried that once you got your new wolf mates you'd think of me

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-as more of a snack than a best mate.

-No way. I'd always want you around.

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-Even if I wasn't a werewolf?

-Of course! Plus, who else

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would get me out of trouble if I ate my neighbours!

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-Thanks, Ben.

-Oh, this itching is driving me crazy!

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Oh, hand me my spot cream, it might help.

0:24:120:24:15

Apart from your hands, where else have you been putting this stuff?

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Everywhere. I told you. I don't want any spots.

0:24:240:24:27

I don't see how this would help.

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-Anti-hair loss lotion!

-That explains the random hair growth and itchiness.

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I must have grabbed the wrong thing from Dad's cabinet.

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-Won't he notice it's gone?

-No. I swapped it for my fungal foot cream.

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BOTH: Urgh!

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Hurry up, Jack! We're about to put the movie on!

0:24:440:24:47

DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:470:24:49

Finally! We're altogether. I've got food and drink.

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And crucially, scary movie classic, Revenge Of The Disco-Dancing Aliens!

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Sam, someone here to see you.

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-What are you doing here?

-I'm hoping to make things up to you.

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-How did the interview go?

-Great, actually! No thanks to you!

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I had no idea you'd be this upset!

0:25:120:25:15

-I did send a text.

-You certainly did! "It's over".

0:25:150:25:19

What happened? Your thumbs get tired from all that texting?

0:25:190:25:22

No way! That's not what I sent! "It's overrunning.

0:25:220:25:26

"I'll be round at seven, hope the interview goes well, kiss kiss".

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Oh, I didn't scroll down. Kiss kiss, that's so sweet.

0:25:310:25:37

-So, you haven't dumped me?

-What, and give up seeing

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my favourite library user of the month?

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No way. So, are you ready to go?

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-I've got front row seats for the string theory seminar.

-No way!

0:25:450:25:50

-I knew you'd love it.

-So, shall we?

-Absolutely.

0:25:500:25:54

Actually, Josh... Do you mind if we go another time?

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-Just, I've already made plans.

-Oh, yeah. Sure. No problem. I'll just...

0:26:020:26:10

Josh!

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Why don't you just stay here, we've got plenty of popcorn

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-and I'm sure Jack can rustle up a drinks hat.

-You don't mind?

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-No, I can cobble some out of cushions.

-So, what are we watching?

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-Revenge Of The Disco-Dancing Aliens.

-Oh, that's my favourite film!

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-I met an alien once, actually.

-What? Really?

0:26:330:26:36

-Thanks, Dani.

-No problem.

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Plus, I've got a really big library fine I'm hoping

0:26:400:26:43

-Josh will make disappear.

-Of course you do!

0:26:430:26:46

Guys, get over here, the aliens are about to get the glitter ball out!

0:26:460:26:50

-I can't believe Dani is watching your film.

-I know!

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And as a fellow actor, I'm sure she can appreciate

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the subtlety of my performance.

0:27:020:27:04

I wish I'd seen it now. Hey, how about you give me a preview?

0:27:040:27:07

What? Here? Now?!

0:27:070:27:10

OK. My part was towards the end. There was a big fight scene.

0:27:120:27:17

Everyone was SCREAMING!

0:27:170:27:21

And then I appeared.

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As I discoed my way through the flying bullets, I got hit.

0:27:230:27:28

Thereby saving the hero's life!

0:27:280:27:31

My death scene was worthy of an Academy Award.

0:27:310:27:34

HE GASPS AND GROANS

0:27:340:27:39

Urgh! Oh! Oh!

0:27:390:27:42

HE GASPS AND GRUNTS

0:27:420:27:45

Actors!

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# Some times I feel like breaking free

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# Let's lift these chains

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# Let's rock this wave right out to sea

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# I will be

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# Breaking free. #

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