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ELECTRONIC BEEPS

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Are you writing to your pen pal again?

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Guess what, he's invited me over for dinner.

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You can't go over to his place, that's totally irresponsible.

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Look, I know you're jealous,

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but there's room in my life for both you and my pen pal.

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I'm not jealous, I'm worried about you meeting strangers online.

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What do you know about him? What's his name?

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Ming The Merciless, Emperor Of The Evil Empire,

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but I think that's just his user name.

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Right. And where's he from?

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The planet Zanat.

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Zanat! The Zanat who prey on our species?

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The Zanat who declared war on us three times last year?

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The Zanats who like to eat us as a snack?

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Ming's not like that.

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Did he invite you over to eat dinner,

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or did he invite you over to BE dinner?

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Promise me you won't meet up with him?

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OK, all right, going over there for dinner is a terrible idea.

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Plus, to catch a space bus to planet Zanat

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would mean I'd miss Dani's House, and no pen pal is worth that!

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Hey, guys, my name's Dani and this...

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-Is her best friend, Jack.

-Thanks. My name's Dani and this...

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-Is her brother, Max.

-And his best friend, Ben.

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As I was saying, my name's Dani and this...

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-Is her friend, Ruby.

-And I'm her sister, Masie.

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And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant...

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ARGUING

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, no.

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Ohayou gozaimasu? Say sayonara, because I'm going to Japan.

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That's nice, but can we focus on the real drama?

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In my latest script, my character has to confront Nurse Thorne

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and challenge her to a sword fighting duel.

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So you get your very first stunt double, right?

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No, I won't get a stunt double, I lied on my CV.

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-Said I was a fencing expert.

-Why would you do that?

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A white lie. I also said I could ride circus horses,

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play the lute and speak fluent Latin.

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I've told you lying is a bad idea.

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If I hadn't, I wouldn't have got the part.

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-Swords are sharp, you'll get hurt.

-Remind me why you're here again?

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Check it out.

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My mum joined this gap year website and totally hooked me up.

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I met a Japanese guy called Kashuro.

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I'm going to try and get an invite and go and stay with him.

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That's a bit risky, you don't know anything about him.

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I know he lives on the ski slopes of Mount Fuji.

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Just think, a snow pass, free accommodation and a paid job

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working the lifts and that's not all.

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His brother is the one and only Isiguru Shakatoki.

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-I've no idea who that is.

-The World Champion snow boarder?

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If this comes off, Ishiguru's going teach me how to snow board.

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-What's the catch?

-No catch, when we've become besties,

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he'll invite me to come and stay with him in Japan.

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Konnichiha, dude. That's Japanese.

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I'm hanging at my mate's place.

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I've got a recipe for ginger cookie surprise.

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What? Don't say you're baking, say something interesting.

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I'll tell him about taking a tour of the Dotty Doughnut factor last week?

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You think that's going to impress him? Say you go underwater caving,

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or you're sending this e-mail

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-while dangling from a hang glider?

-No! You might

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lie about fencing to bump up your application but I'm not going to.

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But that's how I landed the part. A few white lies opens doors.

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Dishonesty is frowned upon in Japanese culture.

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Speaking of Japanese culture, I've got a craving for pizza.

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I wish Jack would let me help him seem more exciting.

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A good friend wouldn't rest until Jack's trip to Japan was a reality

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and I am a very good friend.

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'Dear Koshiro,

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'so much to tell you about my windswept dare-devil lifestyle.

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'Where do I begin?'

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Max, you can do this, think positive. You're where?

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Waiting outside the fitting rooms?

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I don't know, tell her she looks good, or something.

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Make something up, be nice, we need Katy to like you.

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I don't understand. Max on a date with an actual girl?

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Katie Pepper. Her dad's Tommy Pepper,

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the famous record producer. The guy who turned down Lady GaGa.

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She promised to give her dad our demo CD if Max goes on a date with her.

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-She's taking him clothes shopping.

-Ouch! That must be torture for Max.

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MOBILE

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Hello? Sorry, he's not here. Can I take a message?

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Yep, uh-huh, OK, bye.

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That was Katy Pepper. She said she can't make the date today

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because Justin Bieber invited her to his pool party.

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Then who is Max out shopping with?

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Some other girl called Katy. Young love can be so complicated.

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I've got to warn Max.

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Max, if you get this voicemail, you are out with the wrong Katy.

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Abort the date, abort immediately!

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DOORBELL CHIMES

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Thank goodness you're here, someone to practise my fencing on.

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The book from the library is actually how to install

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a chicken wire fence, nothing to do with sword fighting!

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-Prepare to die!

-Sorry, Dani, I don't have time.

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What are you doing, baking more cookies?

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No, you'll never guess. Kashuro is coming to visit.

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Here? He's coming here?

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I thought you were the one who was meant to visit him in Japan?

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He's got a stop over on his way to the Dusseldorf mung bean festival.

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-He suggested we meet up and I invited him here.

-You can't!

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If I host him here, he'll feel obliged to return the hospitality

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-on the ski slopes at Mount Fuji.

-Tell me this isn't happening!

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I was worried this was going to happen. Just because I've got an

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exciting new friend that doesn't mean you can't still be my friend.

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Yeah, You're a little bit less interesting...

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It's not about that, you pumpkin, I've got something to tell you.

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-I've been writing to Kashuro pretending to be you.

-What? When?

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Once or twice a day, for the last seven days.

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You hijacked my log in and e-mailed Kashuro?

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I was trying to make you seem more exciting, bump up your application.

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-What did you say?

-That you had a black belt in Karate.

-That's cool.

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-You've a little puppy.

-I love dogs.

-You are Lord Jackson Appleby.

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You live in a castle with many servants and once wrestled a tiger.

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-Are you crazy?

-I panicked. Kashuro mentioned a Canadian pen pal.

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As soon as I realised you had competition...

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What? He's been e-mailing other pen pals?

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That's why I had to give you a castle. You need to make sure

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-you're the one he chooses.

-The one who gets to stay for free

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MOBILE RINGS

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That's Kashuro. He got an earlier plane, he landed and he's on his way.

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Wow! That was really fast. Normally you get held up at check in.

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Next, please! Good afternoon, sir, and welcome to Air Cheapo.

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We keep our prices like we fly our planes, so low it's scary!

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Have you got any baggage to check in?

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Sent it on ahead.

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Very wise, we'd only lose it! Do you have your ticket?

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Sent it on ahead.

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Very organised. Now all I need is your passport.

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Sent it on ahead.

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In that case, have a good flight, sir.

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Er, where's the plane?

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Sent it on ahead!

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Kashuro's on his way over. What am I going to do?

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-Pretend to be Lord Appleby, How long is he staying?

-24 hours.

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With jetlag and sight seeing, that's more like four hours.

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-This is do-able, trust me.

-I don't have much of a choice!

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-I'll have to be Lord Apppleby's brother, Hugo.

-I have a brother?

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When your mum died in the plane crash you discovered your

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half-brother living in the attic. Caring for him is the only thing

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-that kept you sane.

-I'm changing my password.

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-Doughnut?

-Ah, I'm changing it again.

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-Doughnuts? Again!

-Ketchup?

-Are you psychic?

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Hurry up, Kashuro's going to be here any minute!

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-Voila!

-You might want to cut back on

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the girly twirls and French, you're supposed to be a Lord?

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That's better.

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DOORBELL CHIMES

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That's him, let me do all the talking.

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-No chance! That got us in this mess in the first place.

-Jack!

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DOORBELL

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Jack!

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Bonjour, gozaimasu. Welcome to England.

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Very pleased to meet you, Lord Appleby. I looked for your car

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picking me up from the airport but I couldn't find it.

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Er, I gave the chauffeur the day off, it's his sister's wedding.

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-This is my brother, Lord...

-Hugo!

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Pleased to meet you, Lord Hugo.

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This must be the brother you rescued from the tiger?

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Yes, the tiger.

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I'm lucky to be alive.

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Can I see your scars?

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Maybe later.

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Are you wearing lipstick?

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Yes. What if I am?

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Ha-ha! Come in.

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I have to say, your English is really impressive.

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Dmo arigat. I watch a lot of TV.

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What's it like living on Mount Fuji?

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Do you get to spend a lot of time with Ishiguru?

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-Who?

-Your brother, the champion snowboarder?

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Oh, we call him Ihsi!

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I'll never get used to having a famous brother.

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So where can I put my back pack?

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Are we travelling to your castle in the Higlands now or later?

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Sorry, my castle's out of bounds. They're having it refurbished.

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What a shame, it looked amazing in the photo you sent me.

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Wow, can't believe I went to the trouble of sending you a photograph!

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It's good you gave attention to the proper details.

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It's an amazing castle, how long has it been in your family?

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Enough about me, let's get you settled.

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Lord Appleby, sir, I wouldn't expect you to wait on me.

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Surely your robot butler deals with the luggage?

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My what? Robot butler?

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Of course! Zappo, your robot butler. I completely forgot.

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How could you forget about a robot butler?

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Yeah, how could you?

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I mean, I've left him on charge.

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What are you waiting for? Go get your robot butler!

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My non-existent robot butler is on the charger?

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What was I supposed to say?

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How about, my robot butler is at the mender's? Fell down a well?

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-Sold it to the princess of Greece?

-What's with this?

-I don't do that.

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You do. Every time you lie. Stop, you're going to give us away.

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Me? I'm not the one who made up a robot butler!

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-Where am I meant to come up with a Zappo?

-Think,

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where are we going to find someone gullible and gormless enough

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to pull off a convincing robot butler?

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What?

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-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-I am Zappo. Zappo is pleased to meet you. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.

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Impressive. He can even speak Japanese!

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No! Just, er, konnichiwa.

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Maybe he should be less formal. Time to adjust the settings.

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Ow! I thought you said I only had to make an appearance?

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-You said it would only take five minutes.

-Zip it, Zappo.

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Welcome to our home.

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Amazing! Are those nose hairs?

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He's so realistic, yet with the same vacant stare of a dumb machine.

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-Hey!

-He's the deluxe model. Seeing as he doesn't have any human

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instincts or emotions, you can ask him to do whatever you want

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and he won't get upset.

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-Anything?

-Almost anything.

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-I'd love to see him tap dance.

-Uh?

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Dance, Zappo.

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Faster, Zappo, faster!

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I think we need the tap dancing upgrade.

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Bravo! If only my father were here, he'd love to meet Zappo.

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Does he like tap dance?

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He's very high up in a Japanese entertainment company.

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Wow, you've got such an exciting family.

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Dad would pay millions to sign up a dancing, singing, juggling robot.

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When you say it out loud like that, sounds almost believable.

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-He would be huge in Japan.

-Really?

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Maybe you should take Kashuro to see the sights, Lord Appleby.

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-All by myself?

-Yes.

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Take the time to get to know each other, so I can work on my fencing.

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Wow! You fence? I would love to see a demonstration.

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So would I. I'll get the door.

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Perhaps you could show me where

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Lady Appleby was buried in Westminster Cathedral?

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-Or, instead, we could go go-karting!

-That sounds fun, too. Are you sure

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we don't need a bodyguard to help us avoid the paparazzi?

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I wouldn't worry about the paparazzi, I'm a very obscure lord.

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Don't hurry back!

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-The mail is here.

-Ah!

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Oops! Sorry, none for you today.

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What could this be?

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Oh, look, it's from my brand new pen pal.

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See, I've got one now, my pen pal is so thoughtful.

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What's this?

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Oh, chocolate caramels, yum!

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Cork Matzo is the best pen pal ever.

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Cork Matzo, the famous author?

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That's right, he's my pen pal.

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Cork Matzo who won the Placa Prize for literature?

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His letters resonate like a heavenly symphony.

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Cork Matzo who died last year in a freak asteroid accident?

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He did?

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OK, OK. I made up a pen pal to impress you.

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I can't believe Cork Matzo's really dead.

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He isn't, I made it up to catch you out! Ha-ha-ha!

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Max, you don't understand.

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There's something you need to know about your date, Katy. Max! Max!

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-No luck?

-Max has turned his phone off to go into the cinema.

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-She suggested they watch a chick flick.

-Max won't like that!

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I've got to get to the cinema and tell Max he's with the wrong girl.

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You'll have to get another Zappo.

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All I have to do is call Katy Pepper

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and your demo CD will never make it to her dad.

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Wow! I had no idea you could be so mean.

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Please, Ben, you're the best Zappo ever,

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it's truly a magnificent performance.

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Well, at first it was hard to get into character,

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but after I found Zappo's motivation it just came naturally.

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Better go practise my tap dancing.

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En garde!

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I thought you two were out.

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Kashuro thought it would be nice to invite Lord Hugo go-karting

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considering he's just recovered from the tiger attack.

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Wait a minute, you're not Lord Hugo, yet you look exactly like him.

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I see what is going on here.

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I can explain.

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-That's right, they're twins!

-Sorry, what?

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Kashuro, meet Lady Jennifer.

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Lord Hugo's twin sister.

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-Mmm.

-Delighted to meet you.

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You never mentioned a sister in your e-mails.

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Yeah, that is because I'm ashamed of her.

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-But why?

-You're ashamed of me?

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Yeah. Look at her, she has no idea how to fence.

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Quite frankly, it's embarrassing. Is that an umbrella?

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Interesting, Lord Hugo has the same hobby?

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Hugo's a lot better than me.

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So how come I didn't meet you earlier?

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Because I was away, in Antarctica, studying polar bears.

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-I've just got back.

-Wow, what an interesting family.

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-Would you like to join us go-karting?

-Sure, why not?

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I'll just go ask Lord Hugo to join us, too. Lord Hugo!

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-Er, Hugo can't come.

-Why not?

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Well, see, it's actually

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a really, really funny story. Jennifer, fill him in.

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It's a family feud.

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Hugo and I hate each other. We never speak.

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It all started when our mother was killed in the car crash.

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I thought it was a plane crash?

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It was. The plane crashed into the car.

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We argued, we even fought a duel.

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That's tragic, in Japan family is everything.

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You and Lord Hugo have a duty to make up.

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-You must sit down together, fact to face.

-Not going to happen!

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Lady Jennifer, if only you could see how alike you and Lord Hugo are.

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Same looks, same voice, same mannerisms,

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same weak handshake, even same lipstick.

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We get that a lot.

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Appleby, go get Lord Hugo, get these kids talking again.

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OK, I'll just go to the bedroom to get Hugo.

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Off I go!

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I promise I'll do everything I can to help fix this family rift.

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Thank you. Busting for the loo!

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Back in a sec!

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Are you deliberately trying to blow this operation?

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Why did you take your Hugo costume off?

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It was itchy and you weren't supposed to be back so soon.

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I am this close to an awesome Japanese skiing experience.

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I got you into this mess and I am going to lie through my teeth

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until I get you out of it. OK?

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OK, sorry I got mad. Pressure got to me.

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The last thing I need is to end up in Japan with no friends

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and no way home, I'd be stranded!

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Day 189, no sign of a rescue team. All hope is lost.

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Pardon me,

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did you write this SOS message in a bottle asking to be saved?

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No...that's not my hand writing.

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It could belong to the shipwreck survivor on the next but one island.

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Oh! Well, thanks for your help. Sorry to disturb you.

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Enjoy your evening, yeah?

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Any time.

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You wanted to see me.

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Ah, Hugo. I'd love to help you and Jennifer become friends, once again.

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Where is Jennifer?

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Where is she?

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-TOGETHER:

-Taking a nap.

-Antarctica.

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..on her way to Antarctica.

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I find that hard to believe, she just went to the toilet.

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If I didn't know any better,

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I would say you both were trying to avoid this reunion.

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Here is your fizzy water...huh!

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-Zappo is sorry.

-The robot has made a mistake, how is this possible?

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I'm not even allowed to make a mistake?

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How can I handle this kind of pressure?

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It's not natural, I've got real feelings and emotions.

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I am not made of metal!

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Well, that over-sensitive drama queen upgrade really works!

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Won't be a minute!

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We're not always like this.

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Max! Max! Max!

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What it is with the outburst, you're supposed be a robot!

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I won't continue this. Max just called, he's at the theme-park.

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Before I could say he's with the wrong girl,

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he switched off his phone.

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Because they were about to enter the Tunnel Of Love.

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Max in the Tunnel Of Love?

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-Can I come in? Perhaps I could help.

-Now's not really a good time.

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Have you tried turning him off and on again?

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-Where do you keep the batteries?

-I don't want to be a robot any more!

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I don't like serving drinks and I refuse to dance - leave me alone!

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This is serious,

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a malfunctioning robot like Zappo could wreak havoc.

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Yes, you should probably get to safety

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while I figure out how to reset him.

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Please, please, please, Ben. We really need your help.

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Just forget about Tommy Pepper and his daughter.

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If you just be Zappo for a little longer,

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you can interview Kashuro's dad.

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-You could do that?

-I've got Kashuro eating out of my hand.

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-He believes anything I say.

-Zappo is at your service.

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BURP Oh, yes.

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-What are you doing?

-I need a sugar hit.

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I can't eat in front of Kashuro. Posh people don't eat doughnuts.

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Come on! I've reset Zappo but I'm not sure how long it will last.

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We need to get rid of Kashuro.

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We can't get rid of him until he invites me to Japan.

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-How's that going?

-I keep hinting but I don't think he likes me.

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Come on, you're a lord, what's not to like?

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PHONE RINGS

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Max? Thank goodness. I've been trying to reach you all day.

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What do you mean you're in the hospital?

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A mishap in the Tunnel Of Love. Should you be using a mobile?

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Doesn't it interfere with equipment or something? Max?

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Max, are you there? Max?

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Look at the time. Shouldn't you be getting ready to go to the airport?

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-Beat the queues, check in early.

-My flight isn't for hours.

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-Lord Appleby, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.

-Yes, yes.

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I'd love to come and stay with you in Japan.

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That wasn't what I was going to say.

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I was wondering if you could arrange for me to meet the Queen.

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I'd love to go to Buckingham Palace.

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I know, why don't we watch the TV

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so we don't have to talk to each other and say things we'll regret.

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-Is Doctor Who starting?

-Do you get that in Japan?

-Sure.

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# McHurties Hospital. #

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Hello, McHurties Hospital.

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-It's not what it looks like.

-We can explain.

-What is going on?

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I'm really sorry, I never meant to lie to you. It was her idea.

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I only lied to make him seem more interesting.

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-What are you talking about?

-I'm not a lord.

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I don't own a castle, I don't know karate.

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I've never even wrestled a tiger.

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-She's not Hugo.

-She's Jennifer.

-There is no Jennifer.

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I'm not following.

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Look, all I wanted was to stay with you in Japan,

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land the job and the snowboarding lessons.

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We lied to impress you.

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But lying is evil and I swear I will never tell a single lie ever again.

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OK, maybe the odd one here and there.

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I don't understand, why are you telling me all of this?

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You didn't just see Dani on the television?

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I'm a television actress. I'm Nurse Ward Magnet.

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That soap is my show.

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I wasn't paying any attention, I hate stupid soap operas.

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Hey! It's not stupid.

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Well, it is a little bit stupid.

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Wait a minute, so we confessed for no reason?

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All this time I felt unworthy hanging out with you.

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Like there was no way a lord would ever be my friend.

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That's the last thing I wanted.

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As soon as you mentioned your Canadian pen pal we felt insecure.

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-Lying just seemed like a good solution.

-That's crazy!

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-Since I made up the Canadian pen pal.

-You made him up?

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I wanted you to think I was popular.

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To be honest, I lied about quite a lot of things.

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You lied? Isn't that frowned upon in Japanese culture?

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My dad's not a big shot in the Japanese entertainment industry.

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There's no tap-dancing deal for Zappo.

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Well, deep down I think we all knew that wasn't going to happen.

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Plus, my brother isn't Ishiguro Shakakoti.

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I can't get you a job on the ski slopes.

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Ouch.

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I guess when you meet someone online...

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you don't know who you're talking to.

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I suppose I lied to you

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because I didn't want you to think I was boring.

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Who wants to know about my ginger cookie surprise recipe?

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Wow. You both sound as boring as each other.

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I'm not going to the mung bean festival.

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Truth is, I'm booked on a tour of the Dotty Doughnut Factory.

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I love that tour!

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Did you know they use the same sprinkles on the white and pink ones?

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-Yet somehow they taste...

-BOTH: So different!

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I'm so relieved you're not a lord.

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There was no way I could invite you to my house

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when I thought YOU lived in a castle.

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-I can still come and stay with you?

-Of course.

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But there is something you should know.

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I lied about living in Japan to sound cool.

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I'm actually from Cornwall.

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I love Cornwall!

0:25:070:25:09

-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Here are your ice-creams. Enjoy.

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Hey, you fixed Zappo. I love this little robot.

0:25:130:25:16

-Any chance I could borrow him next weekend?

-Sure, why not.

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I'd better be off. I'll be late for my Dotty Doughnut tour.

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-I'd love to come. Aren't their billboards just the best?

-I know.

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-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-What is going on?

0:25:260:25:28

You don't have to talk like that any more, Ben.

0:25:280:25:30

Come on. The thing is, he's not actually from Japan.

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Does that mean I'm not going to Japan?

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Darina? Hi. It's about the fencing.

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I've got a confession to make. You see, the thing is...

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I'm sorry, what? The script's changed?

0:25:450:25:48

The fencing's been cut, deleted?

0:25:480:25:50

Oh, that's great news, thanks!

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DOORBELL

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I love the new idea. At least, I think I will when I've read it.

0:25:550:25:58

I mean, those writers are genius. OK, ciao, kiss-kiss, ciao.

0:25:580:26:02

-Your new script arrived.

-Great news! The fencing's been cut.

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Nurse Woodmagnet doesn't have to duel any more.

0:26:060:26:08

-Oh, no.

-Is something wrong?

0:26:100:26:12

They've replaced the fencing with a horse circus.

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Now Woodmagnet has to ride a dancing horse.

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-Are you sure this is set in a hospital?

-What am I going to do?

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I shouldn't have lied about joining the circus

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at the age of six.

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DOORBELL RINGS INSISTENTLY

0:26:250:26:31

-Grrr!

-Ah! Max! Thank goodness you're OK.

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Mm-mm-mm mm-mm mm-mm!

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I know. That's why I kept phoning you. You were with the wrong Katy.

0:26:370:26:41

Mm-mm mm! Mmmm!

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I tried to warn you, I swear.

0:26:430:26:45

-Grrrr!

-Argh!

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You're not printing again?!

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You're going to use up all the colour ink!

0:26:510:26:54

It's just something for Ming, my pen pal I met online.

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I thought we agreed you'd be a little bit more careful

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with your online profile.

0:27:000:27:01

Relax. This is harmless.

0:27:010:27:04

He's just asked for details on our computer security system.

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Really(!)

0:27:070:27:09

He's fascinated. Funny story.

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Yesterday, I had to send him the blueprints of our ship

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and then the password, so he could access the mainframe.

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That's classified!

0:27:170:27:19

If that gets into the wrong hands, it could be used to blow up planets.

0:27:190:27:22

I trust Ming totally. He wouldn't harm a fly.

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EXPLOSIONS

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# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

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# Let's lift these chains

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# Let's ride this wave right out to sea

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# I will wi-i-in

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# Breaking free. #

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