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-Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

-GNASH! GNASH!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout one for all and all for one

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

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I won't be back till Sunday.

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Are you sure you can look after yourselves for an entire weekend?

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Of course we can! No problem!

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Don't worry, Mum! You just go off and have fun!

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I'm not going away to have fun. It's a yoga retreat.

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It'll be very hard work.

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Phew!

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Gran will be coming over tomorrow to help with Bea.

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Yes, yes, Mum! We'll be fine, won't we, Dad?

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Course we will. We're a team, me and Dennis. You just get going.

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Enjoy yourself, dear.

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We'll take care of everything.

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LOUD SNORING

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SHE LAUGHS

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Ssh.

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Quick! Upstairs!

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BEA SHOUTS AND LAUGHS

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Oh! Oh! Who's that at the door?

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Just Pie-face and Curly. We're working on a, er, project!

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-A school project?

-Sort of.

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It's a pie thing.

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Ah, mathematics. "Pi r squared"!

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Could be square, Dad. Or it could be round.

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Thanks for letting me do this here. Me mum's banned me from our kitchen.

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Not surprising. Your last pie-making effort blew out the windows.

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I just used a bit too much yeast, that's all!

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Hang on! Here's the instructions.

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Er... "Insta-Pie. The pie in a box.

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-"For delicious pies in seconds, just add water."

-Just add water?!

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Bo-ring! I'm going to find some stuff to spice it up a bit.

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Dairy style whipped cream, lemon-flavoured pie-making product,

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meringue-type pie topping stuff AND pork-sausage flavour enhancer!

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Pork-sausage flavour enhancer? This is meant to be a lemon meringue pie!

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-It's not just for us, right? It's for Gnasher too.

-Gnash! Gnash!

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I never heard of lemon meringue and sausage pie before!

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There's always a first time!

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Dennis! What did you just add?!

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-"Bulk super booster".

-It's super boosting the pie

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-right out of the basin!

-Quick! To the bathroom!

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This stuff's magic! All we need now is water.

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The vashti rubber-spine pose is a level-one exercise,

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designed to bring about total relaxation.

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GRUNTING AND GROANING

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< Clear your mind and just relax.

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Relax?! Oh! Easy for YOU to say!

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TV: 'The first paperclip was designed to attach labels to garments

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'and textiles. The double bend paperclip was a breakthrough...'

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Dennis?!

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And now, ladies, we move on to the inverted lotus blossom.

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Look deeply into your inner self. Think beautiful thoughts...

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and let yourself go.

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Oh!

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Ow!

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Agh! Agh!

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Oh! That's better!

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< Back into class, ladies, we're not done yet!

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Everything running smoothly, I see!

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-No problem, Gran!

-If this isn't a problem, I'd like to know what is!

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Where's Bea?

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-BOTH: Bea?! ..Bea!

-Bea!!

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Curly! Pie-face! Help me clean her up!

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No, Bea!

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BEA STRUGGLES AND WAILS

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Oh, no! She's gonna blow! That's all we need.

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That's enough of that nasty stuff!

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I'll find you some nice chocolate!

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You're in big trouble, Dennis...

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What am I saying?! WE'RE in big trouble!

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-No problem, Dad. I've already got an idea about cleaning up the mess.

-No!

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It was one of your ideas that made this mess!

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-We'll clean it MY way!

-You're lucky your mum's away for another day.

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Just get this...

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It's good for fathers and sons to bond...I don't want to overdo it.

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Anyway, they might need me.

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Dennis? Guess what! I'm coming home!

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Right now! This yoga thing isn't as relaxing as I thought.

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Once you've done one inverted lotus blossom, you've done them all!

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I'll be back in a few hours. Just in time for you to make me dinner.

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-Mum's coming back!

-Of course she is! She lives here!

-No! I mean now!

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She's catching the next train! And she wants us to make her dinner!

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Well, what are you waiting for? You lot get clearing, I'll head her off!

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You push it... No... Just...

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Oh! This isn't working, Dennis.

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I have an idea, Dad!

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Yoo-hoo!

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Hi, Gran!

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Ooh! Not again! Ooh!

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Oh, my! I never had that effect on anyone before!

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They call it the inverted lotus blossom.

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-It's supposed to be very relaxing!

-It doesn't look it.

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Don't worry, I know just the thing. We'll find you a chiropractor.

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-A what-opractor?

-Someone who'll give you a nice, soothing massage.

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-See? I told you! It's working!

-Will it be finished before Mum gets back?

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I told her we'd look after the house, not totally trash it!

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This isn't the way home. Where are you taking me, Gran?

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Hospital. Like I said, you need a chiropractor!

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No! I just need to be home with my family!

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We can't let Dennis and his dad see you like this!

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Think of the shock to their system!

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Hurry, we're running out of time!

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There's nothing else for it, Gnasher! You've got to help me!

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-Rr-rrr?

-You do the stairs while I do upstairs!

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See? I knew you'd like pork-sausage flavour enhancer.

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The chiropractor's office is closed until Monday!

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-Just take me home, Gran.

-Are you sure?

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-We could try somewhere else.

-Take me home!

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OK. But I've got a feeling you're not going to like it.

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Oh! Oh, it's SO good to be home!

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Ooh!

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Oh, yoga classes are fine,

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but there's nothing like coming back to your own lovely, peaceful home!

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That was close, Dennis!

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Too close, Gran. But at least everything's under control now.

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Ohh...

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Hmm? Oh!

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