Game On Dennis & Gnasher

-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable unstoppable yeah

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable unstoppable yeah

# After all is said and done

# Shout one for all and all for one

# Nothing's going to bring us down today yeah

# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. #

Is that what I think it is?

It is.

A Wahey! The coolest computer game console ever.

It's not even out till next week.

Father knows the boss at the Wahey factory.

It's here in Beanotown, you know.

Yeah. I took the factory tour. They've got demo models. It's ace!

How about giving them a game?

All right, but let's make it interesting.

Anyone I beat has to come to after-school club with us.

Yes. It's fun. We're doing form-filling today and tidying.

And cooking.

Yikes! They should call it, worse-than-school club.

As long as you win, you've got nothing to worry about.

Press play, Walter.

Please, please, please!

OK. The game's Rock Guitar Legend.

Are you sure? I always win at Rock Guitar Legend.

Absolutely. Here goes.

HE PLAYS ROCK MUSIC

I input the game code and Rock Guitar Legend...

..becomes Air Violin Legend.

VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS

Game over. I win. Ha!

Next!

OK. What's the game this time?

Boogie Breakdown Dancemaster.

My favourite.

I didn't know he could moonwalk.

I win again. Easy when you know the dances that score the most points.

How do you know that?

GNASHER SNIFFS

Busted!

That's why you're so good. You turned games into homework!

Are you talking or playing, Dennis? Or have you just turned chicken?

Tell you what, Walter,

let's make this REALLY interesting.

If I win, Pie Face and Curly go free.

If I lose, I'll go for the rest of the year.

But I should be allowed to do some homework too.

Lend me the manual and I'll meet you at the after-school club.

-Unless you're chicken, of course.

-CLUCK, CLUCK!

THEY MUTTER

It's a deal, but if you don't show up,

the whole of Beanotown will know you're chicken.

I was just buying time. The factory's in Beanotown, right?

Yes.

If I can sneak some practice time on a demo model,

I'll have a chance of beating Walter.

-Huh?

-It's a long shot, but I can't let Curly and Pie Face down.

-Let's get on the next factory tour.

-Yes.

Welcome to after-school club.

First, form-filling.

Every good citizen should be able to complete a form neatly.

HE SNORES

Ugh!

As you can see, the factory is fitted with the latest high-tech security.

What about the Wahey? Are you going to show us a Wahey?

And to protect the delicate machinery,

a super-advanced climate control system.

-I heard you've got demo models.

-Indeed.

Here is the very first demo model of the Wahey.

Anybody mind if I have first go?

This model is for display only.

This is no good. We've got to get our hands on a Wahey.

Hmm.

A good citizen's home is a dust-free home.

Waa! Oh!

This is where they make the Wahey.

There's got to be a finished one in here somewhere.

Ooh!

Ahh!

Ooh!

I don't know about you, but I've got a funny feeling we're being watched.

Knew it!

Gnash! Gnash!

Oh, no, you don't.

Quick, Gnasher.

ALARM BLARES

THUDDING

Uh-oh!

-Think you can make it?

-Yes!

Hey! Hands off!

Ha! En garde!

Make way for Ze Dennis Le Menace.

Best swordsman in Beanotown.

Gnasher, we're leaving.

Yahoo!

Phew! Lucky no-one spotted us.

Our security system alerted us

the moment you entered an unauthorised area.

Your every move was monitored and analysed.

We were impressed. Very impressed.

-Y-Y-You were?

-Yes. I just want to ask you one question.

How would you like to star in our next game?

Our top designer has been working flat out creating the environment

and characters based on your special moves.

We thought we'd call the game Gran Dennismo.

Excellent! And I'll give it a live test.

If you want to join after-school club,

-you'll have to come back next week.

-He'll be here, Mrs Creature.

I'm about to make sure of it.

What's it going to be, Dennis? Rock Guitar Legend?

Boogie Breakdown Dancemaster?

Gran Dennismo!

ALL: Huh?

I'll take you all on. Ready? Game on!

Dennis must want to come to after-school club forever.

Tell us what to do, Walter, and we'll thrash him.

I don't know what to do. I've never seen this game before.

What do we do now?

I don't know. I don't have a manual for this game.

See you later, fellas. Have fun.

Walter!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Guess that's game over, eh, Walter?

YEAH! WOO!

Lads, you're free!

Goodbye, after-school club!

Can I keep my pie?

Here's your game.

Keep it, Walter. I don't need to play it.

-I've lived it.

-Yes, yes, yes!

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