Double Act Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Yes, yes! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Hello, Gran! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Hello, Dennis! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Woof! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
-Woof-woof! -Woof-woof! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Nipper's competing in the big dog show in the park. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
Do you want to enter Gnasher too? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I dunno, Gran, dog shows aren't really Gnasher's thing. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
GNASHER HOWLS | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-There'll be lots of other dogs. -THEY GOBBLE NOISILY | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
< BURP! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Nah, he still doesn't fancy it. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
It's sponsored by Butch Butcher. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
There's a load of sausages for the winner! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
GNASHER PANTS EXCITEDLY | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
That'll be a yes, then! Ha-ha! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
What are YOU doing here, Dennis? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
This is the competitors' entrance. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Yeah, so?! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Well, I hardly think your mutt is fit to compete! Ha-ha! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
Or this other...mongrel. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
THEY GROWL ANGRILY | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Oh, yeah? Well, check these out! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Official entry forms for Gnasher AND Nipper. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, honestly, they're letting in any old riffraff these days! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
Now, that's more like it! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Look at Miss Miniwuff, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
just the kind of classy dog we want in the show. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Uh... Uh... Hello, Azina? Uh... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Hello, Miss Miniwuff! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
WALTER LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Oh, Walter, can't you get rid of those...creatures? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
Cheek! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Who do they think they are?! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Exactly! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Oh, come on, Walter, let us in! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
I suppose I'll have to, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
but keep those two away from the other pedigree contestants. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
We don't want them all catching fleas! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, we come to the talent section of the show, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
'to be judged by the Mayor, Mrs Creecher | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
'and, of course, our sponsor Butch Butcher, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
'purveyor of Beanotown's finest sausages.' | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
GNASHER SMACKS HIS LIPS | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
'Please welcome our first competitor, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
'Mrs Borgzilla Barkington Wagstaff | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
'and Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros!' | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Hup, hup, hup, hup... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Right, Gnasher and Nipper, talent? Ooh, let me see... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
er, dirt magnets! Ha-ha! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
BOTH: Grr! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
They have plenty of talent! They'll wipe the floor with the other dogs. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
Huh, judging by their appearance, it looks as if | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
you've wiped the floor with THEM! HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
There's nothing wrong with the way they look! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Hmm, well, it's my job to marshal the contestants. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Any infringement of the rules by these two and they'll be out! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
-CHEERING -'Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros!' | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
They scored nine out of ten for pedigree in the first round. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
And I'd give them at least eight for originality, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-don't you think, Mr Butcher? -Oh. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Erm, I think they must have been too small to see. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
That's what Chihuahuas are, Mr Butcher, very small. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
No, I mean, I've lost my glasses. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, I had them a minute ago. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Good luck, Azina. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
And you, Miss Miniwuff, I hope you win! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
'And now, the height of fashion, Azina Kane and Miss Miniwuff! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:39 | |
'Very stylish, I think you'll agree.' | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Wow, major talent, they can both walk without falling over(!) Huh! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Miss Miniwuff scored nine for pedigree. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
I'll, er, I'll give her six for talent. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
And switch! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Rrr... Woof! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Gnasher, that's awesome! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Woof! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Hmm, I'm not sure that's allowed. < THUD! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Oh, give it a rest, Walter! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I'm keeping an eye on you! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Er... Loved your act, Azina, so...chic. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:27 | |
Don't worry, Gnasher, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
-we'll show those snooty dog owners a thing or two. -Woof! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
'Say hello to Beanotown's favourite policeman, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
'Sgt Slipper and his canine cop, Biter.' | 0:05:36 | 0:05:41 | |
Biter is a highly-trained law enforcement specialist. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
DOG GROWLS | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
CROWD: Ooh! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
At, er, the north end of the field, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
you will see Constable Coughdrop, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
posing as a dangerous, er, criminal perpetrator type villain. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:01 | |
Now, watch as Biter makes the arrest. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Go, boy! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Apprehend that suspicious person! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
BITER GROWLS | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
CROWD GASPS | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
< Grr! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Grr... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
CROWD GASPS | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
No, boy! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
< THUD! Oh! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Agh, apprehend her! Oh, for... | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
She's the perpetrator! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Ha-ha! Even you're more obedient than Biter! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
GNASHER PANTS | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Pedigree was in order, but zero for talent, I think. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
I... I didn't really get a good look. Erm... Oh. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
That's because you were facing the wrong way, Mr Butcher. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
'And now, our final competitors - Nipper and, er, Gnasher.' | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
Huh, they'll probably just be chasing their own tails! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Good luck, boys, think of the sausages! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
CROWD GASPS | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Woof-woof! CROWD GASPS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Well, Gran, if you ask me, they have the talent show in the bag. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Goodness, these beastly creatures might actually win! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
There must be some rule against motorbike riding. Er... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
SHE WHISPERS | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh, yes, marvellous idea, Azina! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
WALTER WHISPERS | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
By gosh, I do...I do believe you're right! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
That motorised vehicle is exceeding the speed limit. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Biter, arrest those law breakers! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
BITER GROWLS | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Grr! Grr! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Grr! Grr! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
DOGS YAP | 0:08:02 | 0:08:09 | |
-This is not good, Gran. -Not good at all, Dennis. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Oh, my poor little babies! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
THEY YAP | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
GNASHER HOWLS | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
I knew you'd make a mockery of everything, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
you and your scruffy mutt! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Chill out, Walter, it's only a dog show! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Yes, well, all the other dogs have got proper pedigrees, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
so luckily, you've got no chance of winning. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
it's time to present the Best In Show trophy, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
which has been kindly presented by Mr Butch Butcher. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh, I wish I had my glasses. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Oh! -Here they are, Mr Butcher. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Remember, Best In Show goes to the dog with most points for talent | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
and pedigree. Under consideration are... | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
police dog Biter, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Los Chihuahuas Bouncilaros, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Gnasher and Nipper, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
and finally, Miss Miniwuff. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
And the winner is... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Miss Miniwuff! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
-Ooh! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
I knew we would do it, my poochy-woochy! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh! Oh! Well done, Azina! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Miss Miniwuff is truly a special class of dog! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Hang on a minute... Now I've found my glasses, | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
I can see the entry form. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
It says here that Gnasher is an Abyssinian Wire-haired Tripehound. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:47 | |
Really, a Tripehound, the rarest breed of all?! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
Well, that's different. Bring your dog up here, boy. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
What?! Why is THAT different? | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
-A Tripehound... -Oh, yes, I think so. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
If you groomed your dog up occasionally, | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
we would have seen he's a very special breed. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Of course he's special, he's my best mate! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
But that dog has no talent! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Well, not just your best, er, mate, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
but also, I'm delighted to announce, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
he's the Best In Show! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
This is an outrage! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Come on, sweetie, we don't need this... | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
I don't believe it! This has to be... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Result, Gnasher, you rule! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
Woof! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
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