Beanotown in Bloom Dennis & Gnasher

-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

# After all is said and done

# Shout one for all and all for one

# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

TV: And remember, Maxi Mulcho bark mulch will

stop those weeds dead in their tracks.

See you next week on Gardens Galore.

If Julian Acorn recommends Maxi Mulcho, it'll be just what I need

to get my garden in shape for Beanotown In Bloom.

We're off to the garden centre to get some.

All right, dear, see you later.

Oh, don't forget Gnasher's bath.

No problem, just leave it to me.

TV: And now, the cup semifinal between Beanotown Wanderers and...

-Oh, hello, Colonel.

-What, ho!

Seems friendly, but don't be fooled.

When it comes to Beanotown In Bloom, she's the enemy.

Now, by the left...

Quick...grow!

Dennis!

Mum says Gnasher needs a bath.

Oh, Dad, do I have to do it?

You know he always goes berserk.

Sorry, Dennis, I'm really busy.

I'll have to leave it to you.

Gnasher, you know sometimes we have to do stuff we don't like?

Rrrrr-uff!

I mean, I have to do my homework

and tidy my room and eat sprouts and stuff.

Rrr-uff-ruff!

And sometimes YOU have to do stuff you don't like,

-like going to the vet...

-Grrr!

-..and having flea treatment...

-Grrr!

..and having a bath.

HE HOWLS

Wait! It's only soap and water.

It won't hurt!

HE HOWLS

It's only once a year!

Oh... Oh... Uh!

Oh, boy, are we in trouble.

I should think you are!

Not so much Beanotown In Bloom, more Bombsite On A Bad Day! Ha-ha!

What are you talking about, Walter?

Beanotown In Bloom, the garden contest.

Your mother was my main rival, but I'm sure to win now.

Thanks to you, ha-ha!

Right, Gnasher, that's it.

We can't let Mum get beaten by Walter.

-Somehow, we've got to get this garden fixed up again.

-Gnash!

Curly, call Pie-Face and get over here.

I've got a gardening emergency.

-Gnash!

-What?

Erm, what's with the horse?

He's looking after it for his cousin.

But ever since he's got it, he's been acting weird.

What, weirder than usual?

He won't answer you, unless you call him the Pie Crust Kid.

OK, OK, fair enough.

So, Pie Crust Kid, what's with the horse?

This here's my palomino, Sylvia.

Hi-ho, Sylvia!

SHE NEIGHS

Oh, what was that all about?

She does it every time I say...

-WHISPERS:

-..hi-ho, Sylvia!

SHE WHINNIES

Well, stop saying it then.

-It's not good, is it?

-Not good at all, Curly.

I darn tootin' don't see how...

Er... What I mean is, we'll never get it back to how it was.

No kidding, Pie-Face(!)

Hang on, he's on to something.

We can't fix it,

so maybe we should try something totally different.

You mean, like bigger, better, more spectacular?

That's the plan.

Once again, genius wears a striped sweater.

Beanotown Towers?

-A stately home garden.

-Exactly.

We'll make one just like it...

except smaller.

Now that's a stately garden!

Stately? Hah! In a state, more like.

Hah-hah... Aaagh!

It just needs an extra something.

NEIGH

And I know just the something it needs.

A pinch of down-home prairie fertiliser.

Manure, my dad says you can't beat it.

Hmm, well, go on then.

HORSE POOS

THEY LAUGH

Aaaaagh!

What's happened to the garden?

Dennis!

What have you done? The garden's your mother's pride and joy.

I know, Dad, sorry. I was trying to give Gnasher a bath, like you said.

And it all got out of hand.

I should have bathed him myself. This is all my fault.

Don't worry, Dad, we'll think of something.

There's no time, Dennis, we'll just have to face the music.

You two can go home. No sense in us all getting into trouble.

-OK, see you, Den.

-Right, best be off then. See you.

You're bound to win Beanotown In Bloom, Walter.

Your garden looks super.

Well, it's going to look even better this afternoon.

Because it's getting a makeover from Julian Acorn,

the man from Gardens Galore.

Golly, does your dad know him?

No, my uncle does.

Once he's added the finishing touch,

my garden will be sure to win the grand prize. Hah!

-Here, that's not fair.

-Best tell Den.

Hi... Oh! I mean, come on, Sylvia.

So Walter's getting Julian Acorn in.

-Cos his uncle knows him.

-And it's cheating, isn't it?

-Hang on, did you say Walter's UNCLE knows him, not his dad?

-Yeah.

Get into menace mode, boys, I can feel a plan coming on.

As soon as Gnasher sees the TV van, he signals to Curly, OK?

-Then, Curly signals to you and you alert me, right?

-Yeah.

Right, get into position.

GNASHER HOWLS

He's on his way, Pie-Face.

Hi-ho, Sylvia!

-WHINNY

-Oh, no!

I said, "Hi-ho, Sylvia", by mistake.

But don't worry, everything's under control.

Woh-oh!

Under control? Right!

Ready, Dad? Remember, you're supposed to be Walter's dad.

No problem.

IN POSH VOICE: Delighted to meet you, Mr Acorn.

Hi, I'm Julian Acorn.

You must be Walter.

-IN POSH VOICE:

-Yes, how do you do, Mr Acorn?

And you must be Walter's dad.

Indubitably, delighted to meet you, Mr Acorn.

We're big fans, are we not Den... Walter?

Oh, yes, double indubitably.

Gardens Galore is my very favourite programme.

Great! Well, then, let's take a look at your garden.

Hmm, it's a tricky one, but we'll see what we can do.

Hello, anybody home?

Out here, dear.

BOTH: Ta-dah!

My garden!

It looks...

..fantastic!

Yes, thanks to Mr Acorn here.

KISS-KISS

Delighted to meet you, dear lady.

Oh... Oh, Mr Acorn, I thank you so much.

But how... I mean, why did you pick my garden for a makeover?

Well, apparently it was all the idea of your little lad, Walter, here.

His uncle called me.

But my son's not called Walter...

Oh, Dennis!

So, who won Beanotown In Bloom, then?

The Colonel. The judges said he had "a very disciplined approach."

Your mum would have won if she'd gone in for it.

Yeah, but you know Mum.

As the garden had a professional makeover,

she thought it'd be cheating if she entered.

At least Walter didn't win.

Not very likely, Pie-Face,

seeing as you totally lost control of Sylvia.

Oh-oh-oh!

No! No, stop! Aaaagh!

-Well, there's just one thing left to do.

-What's that, Den?

Gnasher's bath.

Oh!

Ow-ow-ow!

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