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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout one for all and all for one

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

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And here's your Beanotown weather forecast.

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Cloudy all week with a chance of clouds this weekend.

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Bo-ring!

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It's the Beanotown Founders Day Bonfire tomorrow,

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so get ready for the Gravy Toss, Pelt The Vicar,

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and our famous Beanotown Homemade Jam-off.

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More boring!

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And in breaking news, a mysterious bat creature was spotted yesterday

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-in Beanotown park.

-Oh, still bo... What?!

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Bat creature? Awesome!

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-Gnasher, let's go, we've got to catch it!

-Gnash!

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Dennis, you are not catching a bat! They're dangerous.

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But Dad, it's not a bat, it's a bat CREATURE!

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Sit and eat your breakfast!

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That's an order!

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-(What do you think, Gnasher?)

-(Gnash gnash!)

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My thoughts exactly! We need to investigate.

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Now, if I was a bat creature,

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-where would I hide?

-Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

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What is it, boy! Whoa!

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Bloody footprints? Bat creature?

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Gnasher, you know what this means...

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There's a vampire in Beanotown!

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Pie-Face, you're the vampire expert. How do we catch it?

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Er, according to issue number four of Lord Tim, Vampire Destroyer,

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vampires only come out when the sun goes down,

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hate garlic, and can be destroyed

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with a steak through the heart...

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Hey!

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What about running water? Isn't that supposed to do something?

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Well, in issue number 12, Lord Tim melts a bunch of vampires

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in a Jacuzzi by splashing them.

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A Jacuzzi might be hard to lug around,

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but splashing people with water? We can manage that!

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-Water soakers full?

-BOTH: Full!

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Now, the vampire could be anyone, so remember,

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soak first, ask questions later.

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Let's get 'em! Aargh!

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BOTH: Charge!

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THEY SHOUT AND CHEER

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Got you!

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Ooh!

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Aah!

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-Urgh! Oh! All wet!

-Oww!

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Oi!

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Er...sorry about that. we thought you were somebody else.

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Yeah, vampires!

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Vamp... Ooh!

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You boys come here, right now!

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Uh-oh! Run!

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THEY GASP AND PANT

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Guess the water didn't work.

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Those are tough vampires, eh?

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I don't know about this vampire hunting thing.

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Where are you guys going?

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Mum wants me home early to help stir her gravy.

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For the Gravy Toss! She really wants to win this year.

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First prize is a hat made of potatoes!

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A potato hat?! Come on!

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You can get one of those anywhere.

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HE GASPS

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HAMMERING SOUND

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THEY GASP

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-Is that...?

-Yeah, a coffin!

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HE EXHALES LOUDLY

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Is that...?

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Do you realise what this means?

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The Colonel's the vamp... aaargh!

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Huh? Starch me civvies!

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Er...um...er...

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Get him!

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You trespassed on private property.

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Explain yourselves.

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Well, we, erm...

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Er...I...er...

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-His parents want to...invite you to dinner!

-Yeah, they...

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Want to what?!

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Why would they want to do that?

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Er...you know...to say thank you

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for keeping us all safe with the Neighbourhood Watch

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and for, um, all your great stories and, um, clean clothes.

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Well, I have been out late these last few nights.

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You know, watching the neighbourhood.

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I haven't had a good hot meal in days.

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(Yeah! Except for people!)

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Great! So you'll come!

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See you!

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Dinner with me parents?! Terrific(!)

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-What are you going to do, Den?

-Don't panic! I've got an idea!

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Or...I'll get one.

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Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! I invited the Colonel for dinner.

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-Did he just say...?

-KNOCK ON DOOR >

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Yes! Thanks for the dinner invitation.

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When Dennis practically begged me to come, I was quite touched.

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He begged you? Our Dennis?!

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Hope you're ready for a long night, because I'm a slow digester.

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Pie-Face, you said something earlier about garlic.

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In Issue 425, Lord Tim defeats a bunch of Italian vampires

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by using their own pasta against them!

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Fresh bread! Get it while it's hot!

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-Agh!

-What's the matter?! Don't you like garlic?

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-I... Bleugh... Water!

-HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

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Oh, no! Let me help you!

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-Agh! Get that away! Mirror!

-COUGHING CONTINUES

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Aha! Don't like mirrors either - that settles it!

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Gnasher, attack!

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GNASHER BARKS AND GROWLS, THE COLONEL YELLS AND COUGHS

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-Dennis! What's got into you?!

-Have you lost your mind?!

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But, Mum, Dad, he's a...

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March right over to the Colonel's and apologise! Now!

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We'll just have to show 'em ourselves!

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-There he is!

-Hello? I could use some help out here.

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Look!

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Right, sorry, just cleaning up.

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Looks like we've got two to tackle, then! I've got dibs on Walter!

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-SNAP!

-Huh?!

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Hmm.

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ALL: Oof!

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ALL GASP

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- Hello, Colonel! Nice to see you! - Hello! How are you doing?

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Huh?! We're too late! The whole town's gone vampire!

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-Pie-Face, what would Lord Tim do?

-Run away!

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-BOTH: Aargh...

-No! This is our last stand!

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Cover me! Yeah!

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-We could still run away!

-Yeah, but he is our best mate.

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BOTH: Yeah!

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What the...?

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Get off me, you!

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SHOUTS OF SURPRISE

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-Argh!

-You will pay for this, mark my words!

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Did we get 'em?

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PEOPLE GROANING

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Aren't they supposed to turn to dust or something?

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-<

-DENNIS!

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Mum! Dad! What are you doing 'ere?

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We're here for the same reason everyone else is!

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No! You're vampires, too?!

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BOTH: Vampires?

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We're here for the Beano Town Founders' Day Bonfire!

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The...? Uh-oh! That was tonight?

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Me mum's going to kill me!

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THE COLONEL SHUDDERS

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Polish me kit bag, look what he's done!

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He's destroyed my entire case of cherry jam!

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I was sure to win The Jam-Off this year!

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Jam?! But I saw the Colonel in the trees

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like the bat thing on the telly! He had a coffin!

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He hissed at the mirror like a vampire!

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I was gasping for air, because I'm allergic to garlic!

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And I was in those cherry trees getting cherries to make my jam,

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which I packed in a box, not a coffin!

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Oh, um...right. Well...

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Good thing we found out in time before anyone got hurt.

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So, er...who's up for a little gravy toss?

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-HE SHUDDERS, THEN LAUGHS

-I've got a better idea.

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Why don't we give the vicar a break and play a little Pelt The Dennis?

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DENNIS GASPS AND SHOUTS

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So...do I win the potato hat?

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