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# Larry Weinsteinberger, the Diddy Movies boss | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# His last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# So he's ditching Diddy Movies for the thrill of television | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
# The small screen is the future for those with any vision | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# But Larry's bottom dollar, he's launched a TV station | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# Packed with creativity, style and innovation | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Hello. Blackmail is an ugly word, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
but it's, nevertheless, the right one | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
if you're wondering why we make The Dom Show. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Dom, Dom, Dom. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Hello, and welcome to The Dom Show. MUFFLED SHOUTING | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
The inexplicably popular show all about Dom. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Unfortunately, Dom can't be here today... -I'm here. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-I'm here! -Shut up! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
So I'll be taking his place. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Come to think of it, let's make a few changes around here. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
# Dick, Dick, Dick! # | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Hello, and welcome to The Dick Show. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Later on, I'll be staring at my own reflection in the mirror. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
MUFFLED SHOUTING Shut up! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Anyway, now, it's over to me to see | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
some of my favourite dance moves. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
# Dick, Dick, Dick! # | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
# Oh-what-wow | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
# He's the greatest dancer... # | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
What are you doing with my show? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Here, you, go away. You weren't here. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Oh, yeah. That's cos someone tied me up and stuck me | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-down the back of the sofa! -How very rude of whoever that was. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Anyway, you're too late. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
It's my show now, so sling your hook. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
Ooh, we'll see about that. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Hi, and welcome to The Dom Show. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
# Dom... # | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Hi, and welcome to The Dick Show. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
# Dick...! # | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
That's all we've got time for on The Nan Show this week. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
See you next time. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
# Nan! Nan! Nan! # | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
BOTH: Shut up! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
What? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
It's time for Deadly Diddy 60. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Hi, I'm Dick Fearless and this is Deadly Diddy 60 | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
where I find 60 of the most scariest animals in the world | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
and wiggle them in your eyes. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I'm so fearless, I snog scorpions. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
CRUNCH! Get it off! Get it off! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
Get it off! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Thanks, Julie. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
What's wrong with her? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Oh, it's the deadly animal thing again, isn't it? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Deadly Diddy 60. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-What number are you one now? -32. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Right, nearly halfway there. I get how it works. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I put my hand in the box | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
and there's a dangerous animal inside like a poisonous badger | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
or a nuclear lizard, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
and then I end up getting bitten, sprayed or glowing green. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
Right, come on. Let's get on with it. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Ah! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Urgh! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
What's that? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
That's my lunch, Dom. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-Cauliflower curry. -Cauliflower... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
SNAP! HE SCREAMS | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
And a mousetrap. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Why do you keep a mousetrap in your lunchbox?! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Because I don't want anyone stealing it. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Hey, where's the animal? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
There. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-LOUD ROAR -Ah! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
What...is that? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
That is a tiger hedgehog. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
A giant tiger hedgehog! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-Ooh, it's prickly, Dick. -Yeah. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
That's why you'll need to strap this on before you ride it. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Ride it?! You ride it. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
I can't ride it, I'm scared of heights. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Now, off you go. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Use a stepladder. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
ROARING AND RUNNING FOOTSTEPS Oh, yeah. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
That's it, ride him, Dom. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
How do I make it stop? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Milk him! Milk him! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Mmm, oh! Fresh from the hedgehog. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Until next time, dare to be scared. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
That show is an education, hey, Stampy? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Although, of course, I know loads about hedgehogs already. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Me, too. Spending all my time on the internet means I pick up | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
loads of fun facts about everything hedgehog. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Known in folk tales as the hotchi-witchi, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
the collective noun is an array or a prickle of hedgehogs | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
and a baby hedgehog is called a hoglet. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Right... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
But my favourite fun hedgehog fact is that a traditional | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
remedy for earache was to pour melted hedgehog fat into your ears! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Well, yes, I mean, everyone knows that. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
What's your favourite hedgehog fact, Larry? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Um...my favourite fun hedgehog fact | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
is that if you pop little cubes of cheese onto their spines | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
you get a party snack that serves itself. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, I never knew that, Larry. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Well, the internet doesn't know everything. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
The intense new mobile game that's completely free to play! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Download it for free. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Open it for free. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Start playing it for free. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Scissors. -Paper. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Scissors cut paper. You lose! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Upgrade your warrior! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Upgrade of warrior requires additional payment of actual money. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Upgrade your weapons! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
Upgrading weapons requires additional payment of actual money. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Upgrade your powers! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
Upgrading powers requires additional payment of actual money. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Lots of money, lots of money. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
If only I had a rock. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Paper and scissors are free. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Unlocking rocks requires additional payment of actual money. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
-I have a rock! -Battle Of War! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Totally free to play. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Incredibly expensive to win. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Greetings, greetings, greetings. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
And welcome to Diddypops. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Tonight, a rare treat. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Back from their international sell-out tour, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
it's Diddy Dom And The Jitter Band! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
THEY PLAY UPBEAT MUSIC | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:07:22 | 0:07:28 | |
HE SOBS | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Mm. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Well, time now to sharpen up your brain skills by avoiding this. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
THEME TUNE PLAYS | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Hello...I'm Nick Fewer. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Welcome to...Diddydown. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Today we're joined by...Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
So, Diddy Dick, if you'd like to... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
get us started. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Consonant, consonant, vowel, vowel, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant. -Right. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Your 30 seconds starts... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
now. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
TIME-UP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
That was quick! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
So, Diddy Dom. What have you got? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Nine. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Nine. And Diddy Dick. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Nine. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
So, Diddy Dom, what's your nine? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
What does that mean? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
It's the act | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
of milking a tortoise. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Right... | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
and Diddy Dick. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Means to eat a pen lid. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Right, I think... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Let's just confirm this with Dictionary Corner. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Ooh, um... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
"Faufbjelk" with a silent B means to lasso a pig. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
And "faufbjelk" with a silent F | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
is the act of milking a tortoise with a pen lid. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Mm. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
There's another nine-letter word. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
It means, in your face, Nick! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Yeah, Nick. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Right, well, here's... | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
today's conundrum. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
Goodbye. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
I do love the conundrum. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Everyone likes a good anagram, hey? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
Although, obviously, it's worth remembering | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
the difference between an anagram and an antigram. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Oh, obviously! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Uh...remind me. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
In a true anagram, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
the rearranged letters spell out | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
the definition of the original word or phrase. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
So a true anagram of 'punishment' is 'nine thumps'. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Uh... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
But an anti-gram means the exact opposite of the original, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
so an antigram of 'funeral' is 'real fun'. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Couldn't have said it better myself. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Did you get that off the internet, too, Stampy? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
What's your favourite anagram, Larry? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Oh... Um... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Diddy is an anagram of... | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
ididy... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
I never knew that, Larry. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Care for some sausage? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:08 | 0:10:14 | |
Previously on The Next Diddy... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Rad trained to be a fireman. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Out of my way. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Chelsea learnt to play the spoons. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
And Chuck ate a cheese and ham bagel. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Why does this matter? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
It doesn't. Let's dance. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
# Awesome. # | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
OK, everyone. Seal clap. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
THEY IMITATE SEALS | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
OK, so, today we're going to practise love duets. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-ALL: -Whoop! Whoop! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Guys! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Seriously, with the whooping. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
I haven't even finished my sentence yet. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
OK, Courtney, you're up. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
And so is... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
..Rad. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
What?! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
There is no way this is happening! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
He's only been in the troupe for five seconds. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
He's taken my place and now he's taken my girl. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
It is on! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
# Awesome! # | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Hey, Rad. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
-Props on getting the dance, dude. -Seriously? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Are you sure you don't mind? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Hey, she's only my girlfriend and everything. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I mean, why would I mind? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Hey, can I, uh, show you something in here? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:32 | |
Sure. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
LAUGHS | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
How are you going to dance with my girl now | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
you're locked in the toilet? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Uh, Chad? Chad? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
You kind of closed the door on me there, buddy. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Has anybody seen Rad? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Uh, Chad, the door's locked. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Well, I guess you're up next, Chuck. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Let's dance! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
# Baby, you're a firework | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
# Come on, let your colours burst | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
# Make them go, "Ah, ah, ah..." # | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
# Ah, ah, ah! # | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-BANGING -Help! Can anybody hear me? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
SCREAMING APPROACHES | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
No! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
It's OK, I got you. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
My hero! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
It is on! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Next time on The Next Diddy, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
romance blossoms between Rad and Courtney. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
And Chuck has another bagel. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Seriously, guys, this so doesn't matter. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
# Awesome! # | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
The Diddy Step is sponsored by Cat Spandex. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
The Spandex that really scratches. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-Cats are fascinating creatures, aren't they, Larry? -Here we go. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
More internet facts, hey? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
Did you know most female cats are right pawed | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
and most male cats are left pawed! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
No, I didn't know that. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Or that weight for weight, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
-cats' whiskers are stronger than tensile steel? -No! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
Or that cats are the only creatures that are able to | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
breathe in the vacuum of space. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
No, I... Wait a minute. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Are you making these up? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Doh! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Well, that's the most important fact to remember about the internet. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Don't believe everything you read on it. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
And finally, infinite television showing the names of people | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
who can't get proper jobs. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
# Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 |