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# Larry Weinsteinburger The Diddy Movies boss | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# His last few films have flopped with catastrophic money loss | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# So, he's ditching Diddy Movies for the thrill of television | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
# The small screen is the future for those with any vision | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# With Larry's bottom dollar he's launched a TV station | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# Packed with creativity style and innovation | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
There's a change to the schedule now, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
as we've been forced to bring you an important programme | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
in a last ditch bid to keep our broadcasting licence. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Meet Michael Nixon. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
A boy born with a rare genetic condition. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Michael was born with a spoon for a nose. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
You get used to the stares. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
And it could be worse. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
I've met kids with chopsticks for eyebrows. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
I've even met one girl who had a garlic crusher for a chin. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
That's it, Michael. Give it a good thwack. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
He's very handy. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
I'm never looking for a teaspoon, that's for sure. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Argh! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Michael. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Thank you, Michael. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
I like to make myself useful. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
Argh. Argh! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Although, sometimes that's easier said than done. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Why does everything smell of sugar? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Actually, Michael's case is quite funny... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Erm, rare. It's rare. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
In fact, his condition will only worsen with age. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
SLURPING | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
That chart just makes me hungry. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Michael. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Your spoon's breaking up the picture again. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Oh, sorry, Dad. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Mum, Dad, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
This is my girlfriend, Jessica. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Pleased to meet you. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Oh, no. There's two of them. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Jeff! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
-Pleased to meet you, love. -Sorry? -I said, "Pleased to meet you, love." | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
Sorry, I can't hear you. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I've got forks for ears. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Handy for eating spaghetti, I suppose. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
And, so, things are finally looking up for Michael the spoon-nosed boy. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
Oh, give us a cuddle. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-Ow! -Ow! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Your prongs! Fork ears! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Spoon nose. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Although, there is still a long way to go. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
What a tragic story, eh, Barney? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
-Really makes you think. -Yeah. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Makes me think it's time for a bowl of cereal. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Or some soup. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Making an insightful, caring documentary like that | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
really takes hard work and dedication, doesn't it? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-I guess so. -Well, I made it. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
So, that means I'm a really hard-working | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
and caring person, doesn't it? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Yes. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
So, as a hard-working and caring person... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
can I ple-e-e-a-ase | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
have a Blue Peter badge? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
No. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
What has two eyes, a beak and spits poisonous venom? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
An octopus, of course. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Nature's most misunderstood mollusc. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
They're lovable, affectionate | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
and when they cuddle they never let go. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
It's time to change people's hearts and minds | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
about these carnivorous, aquatic nightmares. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Which is why this year, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
we're asking you to be a sucker for October-pus. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
I'm a sucker for October-pus. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
I'm a sucker for October-pus. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I'm a sucker for October-pus. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
He-e-elp! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Yes, be a sucker this October. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Buy one of our non-removable rubber suckers | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
and we'll make sure that some of all of the money | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
goes directly to helping octopuses. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Whoever you are, make this October October-pus. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Octo-fun. -THEY LAUGH | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
And they will thank you with every one of their three hearts. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Sensitive viewers should be aware | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
that this next programme is equally bad for everyone. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Hello, and welcome to Diddypops. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
We are blessed tonight, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Singing a timeless love song | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
that has been top in the charts for a full 16 weeks, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
please give it up for ever and ever | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
for Diddy Dom And The Jitters. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
# Ever and ever, forever and ever You'll be the one | 0:05:13 | 0:05:21 | |
# That shines on me | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
# Like the morning sun | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
# Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be my spring | 0:05:30 | 0:05:38 | |
# My rainbow's end | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
# And the song I sing | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
# Take me far beyond imagination | 0:05:46 | 0:05:52 | |
# You're my dream come true, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
# my consolation | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
# Ever and ever, forever and ever you'll be... # | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Oh, no! -Oh! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Ah! Ah! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Diddy fun as we watch our intrepid explorers get eaten by animals | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Up Diddy Creek. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
This part of Africa is home | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
to the most aggressive mountain gorillas in the world. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
To survive, all we need to remember is not to feed them. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
Wait! Where's Dom? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Well, you see, the stock market can crash at any moment, overnight. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, of course you're right. It's much more of a global crisis. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
If you feed a mountain gorilla it forms an unbreakable bond | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
and will never, ever leave you. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Dom! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
No-o-oo! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
What?! ARGH! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-KISSING -Leg it! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Can I interest you in an after-dinner mint? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
More gruesome misfortunes served up for your viewing pleasure now | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
in Crimediddy. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
Mam. Mam. I've told you before, | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
divvent call us at work, Mam. Mam. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
And naebody move. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Welcome to another edition of Crimediddy with me, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Diddy DI, Harry Batt. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
And this week, it's full of mystery. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
What's happened to this Diddy's eyebrows? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Who's mug is this? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
And why has naebody told me | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
I've got my trousers on back to front? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
But first, we're off to a school in Whitby. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Where things have been gan missing. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Run VT. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
This is Jeff. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
He loves nothing more than sitting at the front of the classroom | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
and dreaming up new punishments for the bairns. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Oh! A concrete board-rubber boomerang. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-JEFF LAUGHS -Makes me sick. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
But last Monday morning, | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Jeff noticed that something was missing. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
That's right, the bird was a lesser-spotted Diddy pie. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
But more importantly the leaves were naewhere to be found. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
So, Jeff, when did you first notice...? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Oi! Oi! Oi! Come on, get out of it, man. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Oh. Get out. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Will you be taken in by that? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Sounds nothing like me. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
So, these leaves. Have they gone missing before? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
It happens every year. There's a serial leaf thief. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Hold on a moment. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
They go missing every year. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
What? Round about Autumn time? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
How do YOU know?! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Oh. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Gan on, get out of it, man. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
And do one. Eh? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
So, you can all sleep easy in yous beds, like. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Howay! What's going on? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I'm the real Harry. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, no you're not. I'm the real Harry Batt. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Hold on a moment. There's two of yous? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Right. Come here. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Mam! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Dad! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Sorry, son. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
It was the only way we could get to see yous. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
You're so busy with work, love. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
We miss you. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Right, yous both nicked. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Now, remember, crimes like this | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
that feature your parents dressing up as me are very, very rare. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
So, the best way not to have nightmares is never gan to sleep. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
So, until the next time, | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
mind how you go. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Come on, you two. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
What are you doing, Barney? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I'm just checking I'm not my mum dressed up as me. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
No. No, I'm me. Phew. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Yeah, but still, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
making a show to help fight crime is a really good cause, isn't it? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-Totally. -And I made that, too. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
So, that must mean that I'm really good person, right? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Yes. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
So, I was wondering, just possibly, | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
maybe... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Could I have a Blue Peter badge? Plee-e-e-a-ase? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-No! -Oh! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Previously, on The Next Diddy. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Chuck was unhappy with Rad for dancing with Courtney, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
which made Chelsea angry because | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
she wanted to dance with Rad, but Dexter said she wasn't allowed to. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
So, she tried to dance with Chuck instead, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
but Chuck had already said he'd only dance with Dexter and Rad | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
which made Courtney look bad, so... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Seriously, it's episode 98. If you don't know by now | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
you never will. Let's dance! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Awesome! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
We made it to the regional finals of the Made-y Up-y Dance Competition. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Woohoo! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
OK, guys, we made it. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
I don't know how we got here, but we made it. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Erm... I came by bus. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-My mom dropped me. -Walked. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
It doesn't matter. I mean, what matters is we earn it. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Seal clap! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
THEY BARK LIKE SEALS | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Now, go get them. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Erm, Dexter. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Everyone's got cool monster costumes and I can't even see. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Oh, yeah. Here we go. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
What a prima donna. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Can't I be like a... Like a werewolf? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
It's too late. You're on. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
MUSIC: Monster Mash By Bobby "Boris" Pickett And The Crypt-Kickers | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Super! That was fabulous. Was that good? Was that good? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
You smashed it out the water. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Mwah! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
MUSIC: Gangnam Style By Psy | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
They're super amazing. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
We don't stand a chance. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Hey! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Where's Rad? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Guys? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
Guys, where did you go? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
-Go, Rad! -Sorry. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
What's he doing? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
He's only going and winning this thing. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
AUDIENCE BOO | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Woo! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Stop it! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
Come on! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
More. Stop it! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
You stole the show. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
-BRAYS LIKE A DONKEY -Thanks, Chuck. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
That's nice of you to... | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
It is on! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Oh, now, come on. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
If that's not worth a Blue Peter badge, I don't know what is. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Larry, I'm sorry. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
I can't just hand out Blue Peter badges. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
There are rules. You only get them for very specific reasons. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
-Like what? -Well, for gold, acts of selflessness or heroism. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
Yeah, what else? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Well, for a green badge you've got to do something for the environment. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
-What else? -You could draw a picture. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
With these hands? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Good point. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
Oh, Barney. You're killing me here. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Well, there is one more thing you could try, Larry. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-Like what? -You could try asking me nicely. -Seriously? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
OK, here goes. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
Barney, can I please, please, please, please, please, please, | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
please, please, please, plee-e-e-ea-ase | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
have a Blue Peter badge? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Yes. In fact, here's one I made earlier. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Ah! O-oh! Ah! Ah! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
That's it for Dizzy TV today. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
And all that remains is for me to go... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
HE BURPS | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
Goodbye. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
# Diddy TV, Diddy TV | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
# Channel 6597423 | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
# A brand-new rival for the BBC | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
# It's Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
# Diddy Dick and Dom's Diddy TV. # | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 |