Paranormal Hacktivity DIXI

Hey, guys, so, new twist.

Eve found this creepy doll in her locker.

Someone's trying to make her believe that the ghost of Alice

is coming after her.

And who do we think put this there?

-Kat.

-Creepy Kat.

Don't call her that, it's not what you think.

Well, we'll find out at field trip orientation,

cos Eve is going to ask her all about it.

We can't have this curse thing hanging over us in the wild woods.

Right, everyone, in you come.

I'm sure the doll was just a joke.

You and Kat are never going to be friends if you keep picking on her.

I'm not picking on her, I'm investigating on her.

And if creepy Kat doesn't like being investigated, well, maybe,

she should try being a little less creepy.

I like being creepy.

Wow. She has improbably good hearing.

Kat, explain why you put the doll in my locker.

-Because she's behind the curse.

-Mimi, stop!

I didn't put that doll in your locker,

but someone put exactly the same doll in my locker, too.

-OMD.

-And it is to do with the Alice curse, cos, look,

the doll has a bow on, just like in the Alice photo.

OM-double-D, it does.

-But if you didn't do it, then who did?

-Alice.

There is no Alice.

Who put the doll in your locker, then - fairies?

There's no such things as fairies, Eve. Not in England.

Right, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

LAUGHTER

That's Mr Jones, my cat. Could I have a volunteer to help me?

Now, I know, in spite of the wonders of nature

we'll see during the next two weeks, at the Palma Nature Reserve,

for some reason, you're most excited about the end of trip party.

Well, since Eve Campbell got the highest marks last week,

she got to choose the theme for the disco.

And I can tell you that she has picked, "Scary movie."

The cyber ghost thing wasn't scary enough for you?

Mimi Hastings, did I ask for a running commentary?

Sorry, Mr Cunningham, but this is all part of a field trip vlog

I'm going to do while we're away.

That's very kind of you, Mimi,

but Lewis has already offered to do the v-logging.

-All fixed now, Mr C.

-Thank you, Lewis.

Sorry, Mims, I guess that Mr C felt that this project

needed someone who could do a little bit more than

compare the latest hair scrunchies.

Urgh! Like you'd know anything about scrunchies.

Now, I know you kids,

you love your Dixi face pages, your momes, social mediums.

Well, I have made a Dixi page for the trip,

where you can post all your emoticons and cinema films.

-Pretty groovy, eh?

-CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS

Where's that music coming from?

-Argh!

-THEY GASP

I have no idea how Alice got there, ApricotLightningHyena.

Scariest pop-up ever.

Oh, a new friend request from Damien. Who's Damien?

Must be a fan of my vlogs.

Oh, excellent point, IndigoReadingHen,

Lewis WAS the last person to touch Mr C's computer.

I think I have a new theory.

Hey, guys. Sorry my last post was a bit massively terrifying.

-Argh!

-THEY GASP

But Mr Cunningham's trauma is our gain,

cos I have a new prime suspect to investigate - Lewis.

He's the only person who's as mean to me as Kat is

and a lot of you think it's him as well.

Including you, Damien.

You posted, "A very smart deduction to draw from the data."

Wow, thanks.

Lewis was fixing Mr Cunningham's computer just before

the Alice thing popped up. A coincidence?

I don't believe in coincidences. Am I right, ladies?

-Mimi!

-It's Isla!

You have to help me, my laptop is possessed.

OMD, what is that?

-Oh, no, that's just my mum in a face mask.

-Oh.

-No, I downloaded an anti-curse protector onto it.

-A what?

An anti-curse protector, to stop Alice from haunting my laptop.

OK, that doesn't sound like anything remotely real.

Well, it didn't work and now every time I sign into Dixi,

all I get is creepy pop-ups of scary internet things. Look!

This vampire in the corner of the screen

or this mummy all over my pictures.

Oh, no! That's horrible.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm posting a message on your Dixi.

"Hey, guys, Isla here. How do you remove an evil curse

"from your computer?""

I don't think you can crowdsource anti-curse spells.

Ash just posted a reply. He's so nice.

He says...

"Also feed the mouse some cheese." That's a joke, because...

-I get it.

-He's so funny.

Funny, yes, but is he the person you go to for tech support?

Yeah, Ash wouldn't post something unless he thought it would help.

ISLA SCREAMS

Oh, no, it's died.

Alice has killed my laptop.

Hey, guys. So, just like Eve said,

the curse is getting inside everyone's head.

-Hate to say I told you so.

-I don't think you do hate that.

Now Isla's refusing to come on the field trip.

I'm not going to some cabin in the woods,

while the ghost of Alice is out there.

Which is why we're going to prove that there must be

a rational explanation. Like, I don't know, maybe a virus...

-ISLA GASPS

-Put there by Alice.

You know what "rational" means, right?

All I know is, as soon as I did what Ash said to remove the curse,

Alice raged on my laptop.

Wait, you actually did what was in that post?

Ash was obviously messing.

Please don't tell me you deleted your operating system?

It's the programme that makes your laptop work.

So you're saying Ash's post wasn't meant to help?

-MIMI GASPS

-What?

If Ash's instructions are what crashed your laptop, then...

ISLA GASPS

Eve, film this.

-Hello?

-Is it true, are you Alice?

No, I'm Ash.

Then why'd you post instructions to remove the curse

-that really delete... operational systems?

-Close enough.

I didn't. I mean, I did, but I was just trying to help.

Lewis sent me those instructions,

but when I did it, my laptop died too.

Yay! I mean, aw...

Oh, my days of the dead, I can't believe you lot fell for that.

Do you even IT? Who doesn't check things on an internet hoaxes site?

-People put hoaxes on the internet?

-LEWIS SIGHS

I didn't think anyone would actually be stupid enough

to delete their system files, but, hey, I guess I was wrong.

And, I hate to break it to you, man,

but not everything you read on the internet is true.

OK, so, Lewis is Moloch, the computer demon, but, at least,

you can be sure that your laptop wasn't crashed

by a vengeful Alice spirit. We've eliminated that as a possibility.

It was never a possibility.

And put Lewis right at the top of the suspect tree,

but why did Isla's laptop go on a pop-up rampage?

Cos it was possessed.

It wasn't the curse or Lewis.

It posted from one of those computer cleaning apps, right?

Yeah, I just downloaded it yesterday.

-Did you check the permissions?

-What permissions?

Let's go with no, she didn't.

The same thing happened to Syd with his Elf Masters app.

You think it's free, but if you're connected to the internet,

it keeps ad spamming you until you upgrade to the premium version.

Oh, thanks, Chloe, that really helps.

Does it? Oh, I didn't mean to help.

I'm just so bored of you going on about that curse.

I wanted you to shut up.

Come on, Grace. Next stop.

There's no ghost in anyone's laptop. No curse and no Alice.

-GRACE SCREAMS

-Grace!

GASPING

Poor Grace. I can't believe that just happened.

Now it's biology field trip time, but not for her.

She messed up her ankle and can't go. Chloe is devastated.

Not because Grace hurt herself,

but because she doesn't have anyone to carry her bags.

Those are just her shoes.

Anyway, a lot of people think that Grace is the latest victim of Alice,

so I'll be continuing my hard-hitting investigation,

finding out who's behind the curse.

Lewis fancies himself as a movie maker,

has he packed special effects stuff to make Alice appear?

Is Kat bringing a bag of skulls and voodoo dolls?

What?

She has unnaturally good hearing!

I was just wondering what everyone's bringing. I've packed my onesie.

Zombie apocalypse survival kit.

Emergency rations, maps, torch.

Is it worth asking why you have a zombie apocalypse survival kit?

Is it worth asking why you don't?

Isla!

I didn't think you were coming.

After what happened to Grace, I realised Alice can strike anywhere.

So, if I'm going to face a cyber ghost, I want to be with my friends.

-Aw!

-Also, my parents had a weekend away planned

and they said there's no way they're missing it, so they made me come.

I'm glad.

You know, because the trip should be a laugh.

-Yeah, and I love a laugh.

-Me too, I'm always laughing.

BOTH LAUGH

All right, laughing boy, time to load up.

Oh, Syd, can I ask you something?

Not now, I'm on a timed mission!

Chloe, I got something for you.

I'll accept the present, but you're still swifted.

I'm not trying to get back with you.

I just want you to be safe on the trip.

So you got me a cheap replica of the amulet of Ra,

to ward off fire trolls?

It's limited edition and it protects against all evil spirits!

I saw Grace post on your Dixi that Alice pushed her down the stairs.

-Why are you preeing on my Dixi?

-Erm... I need to go.

-Syd, wait!

-What?

Will you do me a favour while we're away?

Can you find out if there's any connection between Lewis

and the girl in the Alice photo?

OK, I'll see what I can dig up.

Why are the Year 7s here? Can we use them to carry our bags?

No, Chloe, the Year 7s are not here to serve you.

There's been a small change of plan.

A sewer burst at the Palma reserve last night.

THEY GROAN

Yes, that's what I thought, but I've been on the phone all morning,

and managed to find an alternative venue at Hollow Tree Park,

which is nearer.

And means that we can share the coach with the Year 7s,

as their field trip is just the other side of Hollow Tree.

So, all aboard, nature awaits us.

Back row for us, little kids up front with the teacher.

Oh, what now?

-It's Alice.

-How did she message me? I blocked her.

"I spent years alone..."

-Zoiks!

-She's there! Alice is waiting for us.

No, someone's just trying to scare us.

Bring it on, Alice, we're not afraid of you.

-I am!

-And, at Hollow Tree Park, I'm going to find out who you really are.

Cheer leader bus.

-ALL:

-Ready? OK!

# Go, go, bus driver, go!

# We're going to be late cos you're going too slow!

# Go, go, bus driver, go!

# We'll get detention No, no, no!

# Go-o-o, bus driver! #

THEY CHEER