Hex Factor DIXI

All aboard.

Nature...

awaits us.

Back row for us?

Move over, Mimi.

I'm Lewis, and you are watching the official Drew Fletcher Academy

field trip vlog. Activate Getting There montage.

I've a feeling we're not in Hackney any more!

We are now entering the forbidden zone.

No year sevens past this point.

# Mr Ghost, Mr Ghost

# I'd give up the ghost

# Cos no-one here believes in you

# You'll find out it's just toast, Mr Ghost. #

Still ghost busting, Mimi?

Or should I say ghost bus-ing(!)

Right? Oh, come on, seriously?

Nothing for ghost bus-ing?

This place is kind of creepy, like Alice might pop up any second.

I know, right, all that's missing is some scary dude telling us

we're all doomed.

You're all doomed.

I see you've met Kevin.

His mum runs this place and is a qualified teaching assistant.

-Kevin will guide us when we hike through the woods.

-Yes.

I'll make sure you don't get lost in the deepest,

darkest parts of the forest.

Cool, there's a games room.

What games do they play here?

And here is the girls' dorm.

Step in to our bro-matory.

-Home of mad bats.

-BOTH: Yeah!

-I call this bed.

-I call this bed, too. What else would you call it?

Oh, how about sleepatorium?

Welcome to Hollow Tree Park,

where biology is in our nature.

That's a bit cheesy.

-Can I do it again?

-No, it's all right, I'll edit it out.

-Just be yourself. Forget I'm here.

-Right.

You've all got your activity packs,

and there'll be a prize for the best one at the end of trip party.

But there will only be a party if you follow the rules.

-I'm looking at you Chloe Alan.

-It's OK. I get that a lot.

You posted a whole bunch of midnight feast pictures on our field

trip Dixi page over the weekend.

"Eating crisps. LOL!"

Lights out means lights out. You are not here to have fun.

No, I mean, you are, but it's the fun of learning.

Now go. Explore.

And let nature be your classroom.

So, I was thinking, yeah?

Maybe I could do some of that activity pack stuff with Isla?

Dude, I thought we were team bro-ology?

We are, but you know, that way you could team up with Chloe

because her partner got Aliced.

Oh, I'm not into Chloe.

-Oh, but then...

-Wait, wait, wait!

What's that?

-Cool, A for Ash!

-Bro, I don't think that's A for Ash.

I think that's A for Alice!

HE WHIMPERS

Oh, so Lewis has started his official field trip vlog. Whatever!

I'm the one blogging a serious investigation.

Huh. Now Ash has posted a new video?

Hey, guys. It's Ash. No, really, I am Ash.

I'm not a hoax. Here are my top three internet hoaxes. Number one,

that dinosaur they found in Cornwall. Not true, guys.

It's just a lizard photographed from very close up. Number two,

there is no special app to let you know who's

looking at your Dixi page.

Which is a relief because Isla...

I mean, I laughed when people thought that was real.

Number three, your cuddly toys are not hatching spiders.

I checked and rechecked, and I'd say pretty much anything about spiders

on the internet is probably a hoax.

Except if you're looking at a website for a zoo.

So, there you go. Don't listen to everything you read on the internet.

Well, you know what else is a hoax, Ash? Alice the ghost.

Cos I have a pretty good idea who's really behind it all.

Hey, guys.

It's mystery Monday with me,

Mimi, giving you the real inside story of the field trip of terror.

SCREAMS

I'm not sure I agree with the design choices in this room.

We've gone for a creepy doll

and puppet theme to really give it that contemporary nightmare feel.

You're not really scary, are you?

-(IN EVIL VOICE)

-'I want to eat your soul!'

-SHE SCREAMS

-Sorry, I just love puppets.

When we get back I should do a puppet show.

SHE SCREAMS

Don't sneak up on me like that!

-Don't scream like that.

-What's this?

-Welcome present from Alice.

Someone left it in our room.

It's obviously a joke, but if Isla sees it she's going to use

it as the next level freaking out skill she's been practising

ever since this stupid curse started.

Lewis vlogged about this earlier.

HE WHIMPERS

Which totally fits my theory. Lewis is making a scary

movie and using us as his actors.

Don't tell Chloe. She'll want her own trailer.

Well, the puppet master is about to get puppeted.

I'm going to find

proof that links the girl in the Alice photo to Lewis.

-Hi, Mimi.

-Hi, Sid.

How's it going? How's everyone? How's...Chloe?

It's very muddy here, so for Chloe, the struggle is real.

Has she mentioned me?

GIRLS: Sorry.

I don't care. I command an army of 1,000 Amazonian elf warriors.

And they are lucky to have you.

Did you find out anything about the Alice picture?

Yeah, I went digging in school records.

The girl in the photo's called Alice Jackson.

But apart from the name, nothing matches the Alice curse.

She left home, moved school.

Like I thought, someone just saw a creepy girl called Alice

and used it to make a Dixi profile.

But did you find a connection to Lewis?

Ye... No.

-Nothing links them at all.

-Oh!

I was so sure.

But I did find a connection to someone else.

See the guy next to her?

His name is Dwight.

Dwight Cunningham.

-GIRLS: Mr Cunningham!

-Yes.

-GIRLS SCREAM

HE EXCLAIMS IN FEAR

Sorry, Sir. Hello.

-How are you?

-I'm fine, Mimi, thank you.

Sir, we were just researching school history for...reasons.

-Did you know a girl called Alice Jackson?

-Alice.

-CLICKS FINGERS

-That's who it was.

That girl from that weird pop-up thing. I knew I'd seen her before.

We went to Drew Fletcher Academy together.

Oh, such a shame what happened to her.

Put that laptop away, it's time for dinner.

HE WHISTLES

That tune, can't get it out of my head.

CONTINUES WHISTLING

OMD! I never even suspected Mr Cunningham.

I don't know what it all means, PinkRollingFlamingo,

but I'm going to find out.

You all right, guys?

I'm Lewis and you are watching the official field trip vlog.

Welcome back to the bro-matory.

Now, in just a very short days we'll be

turning our backs on the comfort and luxury you see before you...

Urgh.

..to camp it out in the wilderness. Bros versus nature.

Yeah, bring it on trees!

It's not the trees you've got to worry about out there.

Oh, Kev. Right on time. Now, listen.

As our resident wilderness expert,

what should we bring out into the woods?

I have already started packing.

Moisturiser and a phone charger?

Now, I know what you're thinking,

but dude, you have to give moisturising a go?

I never thought I could glow.

Guys, this is real nature. Do you want to survive out there?

Bare essentials.

Water, emergency rations, traps to catch squirrels, ketchup

if you don't like the taste of charred squirrel!

-Does it taste like chicken?

-A compass if you get lost.

Astro navigation charts if you get really lost.

Honey to distract bears, and socks. Better get packing.

Wow! He's a regular Bear Grylls.

-Please don't mention bears again.

-Oh, come on, dude, he's exaggerating.

Forget all of that.

How am I supposed to forget we're going to be eaten by bears?

-Hey, guys.

-Hey, Isla.

-How's it going?

-Terrible.

Eve and Mimi have gone off somewhere

and now I have no-one to do my activity pack with.

-Maybe we could do the activity pack together?

-Really?

-Just if you'd like.

-I would...

-like.

-Me too!

-Me too!

We've got 10 more days of this.

How about tomorrow? We can meet by the bendy tree in the woods?

Great. It's a date.

All right, Isla, move it along. Some of us have packing montages to...

Whoa! What's that?

-It's the curse.

-Another A for Alice.

I can't believe someone would deface my bro-matory.

-Maybe it will wash off.

-No, don't.

-It's probably cursed. Your hands might fall off.

-Or your bum.

What does it mean? Why would Alice target you?

She wouldn't. I know exactly who did this.

And it wasn't a ghost.

It was Mimi.

Why would Mimi paint weird symbols on your walls?

HE CHUCKLES

Let me count the ways.

It could be a desperate attempt to get more views, she could be trying

to freak us out, which is a prank war she'd be destined to lose.

Or, and the most blatant reason of all, professional jealousy

over my mad vlogging skills.

A ghost seems more likely.

I really don't think it was Mimi.

OK. She wants to play? Let's play.

I'm coming for you, Mimi Hastings. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Shaking hands, bro style. Baseball.

Ping Pong.

Basketball.

Nothing but net! How about the old lady?

-Oh, help me across the road, sir.

-Come on then, let's go.