Unlucky and Friendless DIXI

Hey, guys.

So now we know there's a link between Alice and Mr Cunningham,

I've come up with a genius way to question him.

Mr Cunningham?

I thought it would be fun to film bonus vlogs for nature fans.

What a smashing idea.

I can see Eve's excited already.

What would be a fun topic?

Oh, here's where we're going to put our fungus camera.

We'll be using it to capture the growth of mushrooms.

You could say we're putting the fun in fungus!

Eh, Eve?

How about you do the presenting?

So, Mr C, did you always love biology?

Even when you were our age, back at school with Alice Jackson?

Oh, yes. Poor Alice.

Why? What happened to her?

Oh, she was so bubbly. Stylish too.

Started a craze for girls wearing bows in their hair.

-Promising law career ahead of her, but then...

-Oh, no.

..Oh, she threw it all away.

Opened a weasel sanctuary instead.

-What?

-Hmm, such a waste.

Nice for the weasels, though.

-Well, we should head back.

-No, wait, what about the curse?

Don't be silly.

There's no curse.

You girls should know there's no such thing.

Well, that was a waste of time.

Either Mr C is the world's best liar,

or he doesn't know about the Alice curse.

Are you still talking about Alice?

-Chloe, don't creep up on people.

-I don't creep, I move with poise.

But hang on, Mr C keeps humming the Alice tune.

If he's not on Dixi and getting the Alice messages,

how else could he know it?

Cos it's not the Alice tune. It's from gaming.

It's on this creepy hidden level in Violet Village.

-Violet Village?

-Classic 8-bit game.

Oh, you're such noobs!

Anyway, I came over to ask, have you seen my lipstick?

Why would you bring lipstick on a field trip in the woods?

You guys should look in a mirror, you'll find your answer there.

There was a whole three seconds there, after she helped us,

where I almost liked her.

You are a noob!

But that's a vital clue.

I bet the curse was made up by a gamer.

But that would make Syd a suspect too. And Chloe.

Oh, yay(!) A freaky new Alice message.

That is freaky.

SCREAM IN THE DISTANCE Really freaky.

Watch out!

What's happened? I'm here.

Great(!) Now I can stop panicking.

"This curse will only end, when you abandon your false friend."

Alice is really upping her game.

It's horrible!

Don't worry, Chloe. Words can't hurt us.

It's not the words, that's my Summer Blush, limited edition lipstick.

I'm going to kill that ghost.

But this means we have a new lead.

We find the lipstick, we find Alice.

This is big, guys. Whoever's got that lipstick is the real Alice.

Oh, Isla and Ash are so cute.

I hope their date goes well.

Ergh, what's Lewis doing now?

You're right, TealPancakeMayfly, why was he coming out of the girls' dorm?

The search for Chloe's lipstick is on.

I'm Lewis, and you're watching the official field trip vlog.

Today, a chance to get to know the bros

and broettes that you've grown to love.

You again! What are you doing looking through my stuff?

-I'm searching the boys' bags.

-For what?

-Lipstick.

I'm looking here because Chloe's already looking in the girls' dorm.

But I don't think the lipstick is going to be in the girls' dorm.

I think it's going to be here.

And you know why I think that, don't you, Lewis?

I never have any idea why - or if - you're thinking anything!

I saw you sneaking out the girls' room

like a sneaky lipstick-message-leaving sneaker.

I wasn't leaving a stupid lipstick message.

Please, I think I can do better than that(!)

SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE

What was that?

Mimi, I was looking for a torch for the lipstick search,

and I found this on your pillow.

-It's Alice.

-It's not Alice, it's a rubber bat.

Someone's playing a prank.

-What was that scream?

-Ash.

-Isla, are you OK?

I heard a scream and... is that a bat?

-Don't let it get in your hair!

-LEWIS:

-Ash, chill, it's rubber.

I put it there to get back at Mimi

for putting that weird symbol by my bed.

I didn't put anything by your bed.

-Hey, look what I just found.

-My lipstick!

It was in your bag, Mimi.

You've been behind this whole Alice curse all along, haven't you?

-What? No!

-Mimi, stop lying!

We all know you're just doing this for attention.

-As always!

-That's not true.

-And you used my favourite lipstick!

I bet you're jealous because if I did style vlogs,

people would actually watch them.

That's extra mean, even for you.

Helpful hint, Mimi - if you don't like people being mean to you,

don't pretend to be a creepy ghost.

Don't you "Creepy" me, just cos you've tricked Eve

into believing that you're not evil!

No-one's tricked me into anything!

I'm not the one who believes there's a ghost in the internet.

Oh, stop acting like that's so stupid,

when we're all obviously cursed.

I bet you'd rather one of us did it than admit you might be wrong.

One of us did do it. Kat set me up!

Sure, cos I'm all dark and scary(!)

Why don't you change the record?

Don't poke me.

-Argh! ALL:

-Mimi!

Mimi! What's all this commotion?

Mimi stole my lipstick!

Fighting and shouting - I'm very disappointed in you girls.

And, Mimi, I'm moving you to a separate room.

You guys know I didn't do it, right?

Right?

Come on.

Thanks, guys, that really means a lot.

I don't think anyone else believes me.

Hey, guys, I'm in isolation.

We have to be quiet,

because I'm supposed to be quietly thinking about what I've done.

Even though I didn't do anything. Kat framed me.

Or someone did, I don't know any more.

I suppose anyone could've planted the lipstick in my bag.

Maybe Lewis was right,

maybe I should just stick to vlogging about hair bands.

I'm no closer to finding out who's behind the Alice curse

and no-one's talking to each other

and I'm pretty sure everyone totes hates me now, so...

Look.

Alice's curse has come true.

All my friends have fallen out - with me, with each other.

And I'm all alone.

WINDOW CLICKS What's that?

SHE SCREAMS

Hi, Mimi.

-SHE SIGHS

-Mimi, are you OK?

Sorry, I was trying to be stealthy.

Yeah, well, it worked really, really well.

Mimi, I know you're innocent. I know you didn't do the lipstick thing

-or the symbol above the bed.

-How?

I mean, I am innocent, but how do you know?

I've got to show you something, something really scary.

Will you invite me in?

Why do I have to invite you in?

-Are you a vampire?

-There's a vampire?!

No, no, never mind. What do you have to show me?

-I went to meet Isla...

-On your date! How did it go?

It didn't. I was on my way, then I saw an amazing old man sleepy bird,

-so I got my phone...

-Do you mean an owl?

Yeah. So I was trying to film it

and I saw Alice.

Isla?

Is that you?

Hello?

HE YELPS

OMD, this is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

And I went to a cosplay convention with Chloe once.

But this proves you haven't been doing the Alice stuff,

because you've been in isolation all day.

I better go before anyone sees me. Good luck.

I have to get out of here and tell everyone what's going on.

-SHE GASPS

-Mimi?

What do you think you're doing, sneaking out?

Oh, Mr Cunningham, I saw someone pretending to be Alice while I was...

Enough! I am sick and tired of your silly Alice games.

-I don't know whether this is some kind of a joke...

-No, it's not!

..but it is disrupting the whole trip.

I was on my way here to say that you could come out,

but seeing as you've decided to break my rules,

you can stay here till the end of the week.

-Mr Cunningham...

-One more word and I'll send you home, Mimi.

Now stay put,

until you learn to behave like a responsible student.

This can't be happening.

I'm stuck in here, while Alice is out there trying to scare us all apart.

Yikes! That video of Ash's was seriously scary.

Alice is after all of us and I don't know how to stop her.

You all right there, lucky people? It's Lewis here,

bringing you all the gossip from the field trip.

We've got more drama than EastEnders here.

And I'm with the girl who got her claws out yesterday,

it's Kat. Say, hello, Kat.

Or glare, glaring's good too.

How do you feel about solving the Alice mystery?

I don't. Well, I didn't. I'm not a detective.

I'm a witch.

And my next guest, as we move deeper into the field trip fireworks,

the glamorous Chloe Allen.

OK, Chloe, looking good.

I know, get on with it.

Tell us how you feel about Mimi going into isolation.

Furious, it was so unfair, a total miscarriage of justice.

Yeah, Mr C was pretty harsh.

"Harsh"? Mimi got her own room!

Oh, of course, that.

She destroyed my lipstick. She should be punished.

-I think that was kind of the point.

-Still, everyone hates her now.

Eve and Isla aren't talking to her,

so I guess that's something.

Have you guys seen Isla?

Yeah, but she told me not to tell you where she is.

What, why?

Something about never wanting to see you again. Wasn't really listening.

Urgh! So bored of this Isl-Ash drama.

Isla says Ash stood her up for their activity pack date.

Apparently, he made up some lame excuse

about seeing something creepy in the woods.

She went on about it all night.

Everyone here is so self-obsessed.