Undercover Showrunner DIXI

Chloe, where are you?

I'm here.

I don't see you.

I'm literally right next to you.

Where?

Are you invisible?

Typical.

My brother's just messing around, gaming.

Some of us have a mystery to solve.

Well, luckily, I've got a plan.

Hey, it's Shari,

and welcome to my first day co-directing while detecting.

You can call me your under-cover show-runner.

Ooh, that would be a great band name!

Thanks, Isla.

But the point is, now that Mimi's gone all leading lady on me,

I have to stick to Benedict like glue to expose him as

the Nameless One.

Speaking of,

why isn't he here?

That's suspicious.

Suspicious.

No, that's the bus route.

And sorry to ruin your master plan,

but isn't it going to be a bit much -

directing the showcase and spying on Benedict?

Please! Directing is easy.

All I have to do is swan around and wear a beret.

-Comme ci?

-Nice.

Berets are important.

Particularly when you're going undercover.

And plus, you guys will be helping me, right?

I'm going to be pretty busy backstage.

And I'm more music than drama.

But you'll be fine, Shari.

You're great at drama.

Hey!

Fine. I'll just do this whole thing myself.

And it'll be worth it to stop the Nameless One

after what they did to our audition video.

"Look on my works, losers, and despair."

-I'll show them.

-Where's that from?

I've heard it before.

It's from the nameless troll that recut our audition film.

I saw that.

Dixi really needs to crack down on the anonymous cyber hate.

Oh, that's where it's from. Last week,

some random anon posted the exact comment on her Bongo Boogie blog.

OMD, that's a clue!

Oh, it has to tell us something!

What does it tell us?

That whoever's doing this speaks like a bad James Bond villain.

No. It tells us that the Nameless One's been lurking around on Dixi

for longer than we thought.

Hey, guys.

-Loving the new song.

-Oh, thanks, Perry.

What song?

Oh, I saw Addie and Sofi-Jade's Bongo Boogie blog, too.

And I gave it a thumb,

and then we decided to do a song together.

# Bongo

# Bongo boogie

# Goes right through me

# Always moves me. #

Nice.

OK, he's here. Play it cool.

He can't know we know he's the Nameless One.

Oh, that's easy, because we don't know he's the Nameless One.

-You guys think Benedict's the Nameless One?

-Shh!

Hey, Benny!

It's only my co-director, Benny!

It's Benedict.

Three syllables.

So I think we should totally spend today together,

go over scripts and stuff, now that we're co-directors.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Just because you hijacked my play doesn't mean we actually

have to hang out together.

I didn't hijack anything. Miss Malik chose us both.

Well, clearly, she isn't thinking straight.

She even ignored my letter of protest.

You wrote a letter of protest?

Of course.

Do you really think I want you lumbering along beside me,

trampling all over my work?

The only way this partnership is going to work is if

you sit back and let me run the show.

Since you ask so nicely,

how about NO?

See, unlike you,

I'm going to do more than just stand around looking pretentious.

I have creativity to express.

Well, maybe you should channel your creativity into something

more appropriate for your skill set.

Like finger painting?

Leave the theatre to me.

I have vision.

Yeah, well, Shari has a beret.

-Yep.

-I rest my case.

Unbelievable!

I have loads of vision,

you...pamplemousse!

Did you just call him a grapefruit?

Yeah, well, he deserved it.

And did you see how he refused to spend today with me?

I mean, what's he doing that means I can't be there?

Oh, no.

-What is it?

-Another video on Dixi. Don't look.

DRUMBEATS REPLACED WITH BURPS, BOOING IN THE BACKGROUND

-UNNATURALLY HIGH VOCALS

-# Bongo, Bongo boogie

# Goes right through me Always moves me. #

No! They ruined our vlog!

Why would someone do that?

It's the Nameless One.

And if they're picking on Sofi-Jade and Addie as well then

that means that they're not just after the Drew Fletcher kids -

they're after all of us!

I know, CuriousGirl - that remix was totally horrible.

Have fun gaming, Chloe, but I've got my own mission -

bring down Benedict!

ELECTRONIC MUSIC

# Put your left arm in

# Left arm out. #

Chloe, finally!

I've been looking forward to some quality quest time.

No soppy stuff, Syd.

I want to slay something.

Bad day?

This showcase is so stressful!

I had to take a billion selfies today.

I think I strained my thumb.

On the upside, remember that rebel dwarf clan from the bog lands?

I went on a raid, earlier.

Guess who got their battle-axe!

Sweet.

Let's go find that level nine goblin.

I'm going to win his war hammer.

I like that guy.

Maybe I should do a goblin segment on Orc Talk.

Ew! Goblins are like the dorks of the kingdom.

True. He was kind of dorky at the laser maze tournament.

But I need guest stars.

You need a star, and you think goblin?

Hello!

I'll come on and talk about my new game -

Zappy Orcs by Chloe.

It's going to be awesome.

Perfect! We could do a live chat on coding and...

Score!

Try the key of acquirement.

Ugh! You will not believe what Zoe just posted on Dixi!

Are you on Dixi right now?

We're meant to be on a mission!

And who is Zoe?

A total wannabe.

Clearly intimidated by me.

And she has this silent girl follow her around and carry her bags.

Who does that?

Ha! Right.

Definitely no-one I know.

Finally, the sacred stone of Alrof!

Come to Papa!

Hey! You're not the goblin guy.

-DEEP VOICE:

-Tremble before me, Elf Lord.

Who are you?

And what's with the Vader voice?

I am the Grim Griefer,

and I am your nemesis.

I saw your latest Orc Talk and it was pathetic.

Back off.

No-one insults my boyfriend except me.

Yeah. What?

You're both losers.

Losers? Have you seen my kill count?

And your girlfriend's out of your league.

Erm...we're in the exact same guild.

Fire spell!

-BOTH:

-Hey!

Get behind me.

You fight well, for doomed elves.

Hey, the sacred stone! That's mine!

It was yours, fool.

But you cannot stand against my cheat codes.

-But that's cheating!

-Yes.

And this is losing.

Ice spell!

Ugh! He's frozen us.

Thanks for the stone, Elf Lord.

Or should I say Syd Doyle?

And I'll be back.

I won't rest until both of you are banished from the kingdom forever.

Hey, get back here and fight me like a real troll.

Syd, clear your gaming schedule.

We have a new mission.

Slay that guy.

It is on!

Watch out, Grim Griefer.

You just messed with the wrong elves!

Thanks, Scorpion.

They're not getting away with this!

Oh, why's Shari posting another video?

She's on an arts course. How much drama can there be?

Guys, stop torturing yourselves.

I thought people liked my songs.

I've only just put my channel up and it's already been trolled.

You can't let it get to you.

We have to fight back!

Shari's right.

You can throw shade on my page in your twisted hate crusade,

but that kind of messing won't stop me expressing.

I'm Sofi-Jade and I won't be played.

Yeah! What she said.

We have to focus on bringing Benedict down.

Why are you so convinced he's the Nameless One?

Whoever it was, they made us look like total idiots.

We worked really hard on that,

and some anonymous user just trashes it.

And they mocked my percussion.

Bongos are a complex instrument.

Rhythm isn't easy, you know?

It's horrible.

Just try to ignore it.

I know! How about we go to that Save The Otters march in town?

I've already made badges.

Plus the protesters love it when people bring their own bongos...

Thanks, but I'm not in the mood. I think I'm just going to go home

and watch monster movies till I feel better.

Eve, are you OK?

No. I'm not OK.

I'm so over all this online angst.

Hey, it upset me too, but I think you're overreacting.

Overreacting?

You have no idea how much Dixi drama I've had to put up with.

First the Dixi Killer, then a cyber ghost,

and now some nameless troll who keeps picking on my friends.

Enough is enough!

-I'm out.

-Out of what?

Out of Dixi.

OK, yeah, yeah, yeah -

log out until you've calmed down. Not that you need to calm down!

And then, when you sign back in tomorrow,

-this will all feel much better.

-I'm not logging out.

I'm deleting my account.

-Chloe, no!

-You can't!

I can and I have.

Let's see what the Nameless One has to say about that.

Eve's really gone.

Look - she's not in my friends list.

I can't believe my best friend has been chased off Dixi by a troll.

I mean, how am I meant to get through this without her?

She'll still be here. Only...

IRL only.

That's not the same. I do everything on Dixi.

She can't just abandon me.

Who's going to read all of my hilarious comments?

And, you know, if we all just give up and, and, and, sign out,

then we're letting the Nameless One win.

You're right. Music is my life.

I can't stop sharing songs cos of one horrible post.

Exactly.

I'm going to upload a new song tomorrow.

Now you're talking!

And you've got the perfect costume.

Brilliant! What?

Oh, thanks, Shari.

This is going to be epic!

Great(!) But I still need to prove Benedict's the Nameless One.

And once we catch him, Eve can come back on Dixi

and everything can go back to normal.

Hey, guys. What's going on?

Just coming up with a plan to unmask Benedict as

-the Nameless One.

-Ooh, I know -

we could go to tomorrow's rehearsal and ask Benedict if it's him.

Maybe...a bit sneakier than that.

Just as long as whatever it is doesn't mess up the rehearsal.

I've been working on this for, like, a solid day now,

and I've finally learned all my lines.

That's it.

I need to rewrite the play!

-What?

-Oh, this is perfect!

And then you and Ryan can say my lines instead of his lines.

-There are new lines?

-And I'll write in all the mean comments

-the Nameless One has posted.

-How will that help?

Benedict might think he's some bigshot director,

but I bet he can't act to save his life.

Imagine how shocked he'll be if the characters in his play start saying

all the horrible stuff he's been secretly posting online.

He'll totally give himself away!

Ha-ha!

Mimi, you're getting a whole new speech!

Look on MY works, Benedict, and despair.

Ha!

Greetings, followers.

It's Lord Metamanser and Lady Akhali,

on our way to the epic adventure that is...

the laser maze tournament.

Oh, hey...

this guy must be heading there too.

Are you on your way to the cosplay battle?

No.