Mean, Motive & Opportunity DIXI


Mean, Motive & Opportunity

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Hey, guys. I'm recording today's rehearsal

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so I can watch my scenes back with Ryan.

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So I can learn from my mistakes.

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And we're going to try Shari's plan to catch The Nameless One.

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Benedict will come face-to-face with his own trolling.

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-Trollery. Trolocity?

-Mimi?

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-Oh, hi, Ryan.

-Have you got a minute?

-Of course!

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Yeah! I mean, if you want.

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Obviously I'm not fussed either way.

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It's been killing me, not divulging it.

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-I don't think I can hide the truth for another minute.

-Uh... Huh?

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From the first moment I saw you, I knew you were the one.

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Cupid's arrow went straight to my heart.

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But now I must return to the battlefield.

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Oh! Oh, you're practising lines.

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Well, yeah. That's what I said, isn't it?

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Actually, you didn't.

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-And Shari's written the scene for today's rehearsal.

-Oh, what?!

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Oh, that's 20 minutes learning how to pronounce...

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"divulging" down the drain.

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OK, so maybe out-of-character Ryan isn't the most eloquent guy,

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but who needs fancy words anyway, am I right, ladies?

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I think he might really like me.

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When he reads those lines and looks into my eyes,

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it's like he means every word.

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Ah! No, Mimi. That's called acting.

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Hey, it's Shari, and this is being late for rehearsal.

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No time to change after I helped Isla with her music video,

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but I did manage to rewrite the showcase script

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just enough to trigger Benedict, if he is The Nameless One.

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-What are you wearing?

-Oh...

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It doesn't matter, I don't care, it's a great look for you.

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-Isla!

-Ryan...

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Today's rehearsal is all about transformation.

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Like me, you two need to transform into stars.

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If it helps, think of yourselves as teen versions of

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J-Law or Danny Rad.

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Sorry, can you repeat that?

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Also, why is Shari a banana?

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Shh. Don't speak.

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Don't think.

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Just transform, Mimi.

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Transform!

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It's been so hard, hiding my feelings.

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I thought you'd seen through my act.

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That's probably because I did.

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-What?

-Here we go.

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You were no match for my keen intelligence, Benji.

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What are you saying...Sharon?

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I knew it was you from the moment I saw the warning you wrote...

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"Look on my works, loser, and despair!"

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-Stop!

-See! That touched a nerve.

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You did this, didn't you?

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-Something bothering you, Benny-boy?

-You!

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You violated, ruined, destroyed my script.

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Oh, were the lines a little too close to home?

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Do you not like hearing your words come back to haunt you?

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These aren't my words!

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You're the one besmirching my script with these ridiculous accusations.

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Or did I misread that little performance?

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Yes, you probably did, so let me spell it out for you in case

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you can't read between my lines.

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I'll have you know I scored 100% on my poetic analysis mock.

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Loving this passion! Like Shakespeare and Marlowe!

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You're upset because you know I'm onto you.

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-You know that I know that you're The Nameless One.

-Oh, really?

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Do you also know that I know that you don't know anything?

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GASPS

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-ALL:

-OMD!

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What is that? Do you really want to see me fail that badly?

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What?! No! Hey, I didn't write this!

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Right, that's it, rehearsal's over.

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I can't work like this.

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The Nameless One's gone from Dixi to IRL,

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and Benedict seemed genuinely gutted.

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Either he's a better actor than anyone in the play or...

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we're after someone else.

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But whoever it is, it proves that they're here in school with us.

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Right now!

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I think you're right, Lizard, but if it's not Benny, who is it?

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Mimi was filming as well. Maybe she found a clue.

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Look, I can't work like this.

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-MIMI GASPS

-A trail of paint!

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Looks like The Nameless One just painted themselves into a corner.

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This could crack the whole case.

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It's just like Hansel and Gretel...

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who ended up nearly being eaten by a witch.

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The craft room!

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The Nameless One must be in here!

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-ALL:

-Hi, Mimi.

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Have you come to help us paint the set?

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The visual impact is half of what we hear on stage.

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So much for cracking the case.

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I've just found conclusive evidence

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that the Nameless One could be...

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..anyone.

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Me and Meems need to put our heads together.

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Who'd want to bring the showcase down?

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-Someone who's mean.

-Someone who has a motive

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because they didn't get the lead in the play.

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Someone who had the opportunity because she wasn't onstage

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when we saw the graffiti.

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Mean, motive and opportunity.

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It all points to...

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-Zoe!

-Exactly!

-No! Zoe!

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-What?

-Nothing, it's just...

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-Hello!

-Hello!

-Hi!

-Have you joined a cult?

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No, we... No, we haven't, just being friendly.

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We haven't really had a chance to get to know each other.

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No, there were chances, I just chose not to take them.

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Wow. It's going to be hard to get close enough to question her.

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We couldn't even "hello" her.

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It's OK. I've already got a plan.

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It's time to fight fire with fire!

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Maybe there's someone already in the organisation

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who's as keen to be mean as Zoe is.

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-No.

-Oh, go on, please!

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-You speak her language!

-I doubt it.

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She doesn't even understand what "I saw that dress first" means.

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No, honestly, she's a lot like you...

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in an opposite kind of way.

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I don't have time for this.

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I'm working on the code for Zappy Orcs. That's your cue to leave.

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Remember they talked about cues in acting class?

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It's such a shame. Because I really think Chloe and Zoe would get along.

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They're like matter and antimatter,

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they can't exist in the same universe.

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-But now what?

-TEXT ALERT

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Hold on. There's a message from The NO.

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"You've looked on my works, but now I'm looking at you.

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"Back away or you're going to pay."

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I will not be happy if they start doing creepy rhymes.

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There's a video attached.

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OK, maybe she's in the media room.

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OMD, that is so freaky.

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They were right behind us the whole time!

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OK, well, that means that they can't have gotten far,

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so you go that way and I'll go this way.

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Nameless One, we're coming for you.

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The Nameless One was filming us only a few moments ago,

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and we saw Zoe just before. It had to be her! Come on, Mimi!

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You've dealt with a Chloe, you're not afraid of a Zoe.

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Ugh, stop rhyming everything.

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Oh! Hey, Mimi. Are you late for class?

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-SHE GASPS

-Am I late for class?

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No. I'm on the trail of The Nameless One.

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-Have you seen Zoe?

-Yeah, she was in the rehearsal studio-o-ahh!

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Whoa! Slow down!

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OK, this is it. Here, you film.

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I want you to record me telling her that just because I got

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the lead role, that's no reason to be a troll.

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Urgh! More poems.

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-MIMI GASPS

-Mimi!

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

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We were just practising lines. Sorry, I...

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Ryan wanted to rehearse, so I offered to help.

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The scene works a lot better when the actors have talent.

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What is your problem with me?

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I know you just ran in here after you filmed

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that stalky video of me and Shari.

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Eh, what video? Zoe's been with me for the last half hour.

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Oh.

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It doesn't matter.

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Sorry, I've made a mistake.

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Ohh...

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Mimi, are you OK?

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If Zoe was rehearsing with Ryan,

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then she couldn't have filmed me and Shari. I was wrong about her.

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It's obvious now I was wrong about Ryan liking me.

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I was wrong about everything.

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Poor Mimi!

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Oh, typical, Chloe only cares about her game.

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Oh, bet that means my brother is doing another one of his Orc Talks.

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And we're live. Brethren of the interweb, sit down,

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take off your warmongering boots of victory,

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put down your battle-worn axes and get cosy with me, Syd,

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for another instalment of...Orc Talk.

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This week I'm joined by special guest Chloe, a first-time coder.

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Slash model.

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Chloe has just released Zappy Orcs,

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which I gave an eight out of ten elf blades

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for its intuitive gameplay and slick layout. Welcome, Chloe.

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We've got some callers on the line with questions for you.

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Hi, there. What's your name, and what's your question?

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Hi, my name's Weevil. Chloe, I think your game is great.

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It's the most fun I've had online since the Game Over Kid went viral.

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High praise, cos that kid is a classic.

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COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS

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-So, my question is, what do you like about gaming?

-Hi, Weevil.

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Well, I like it cos I'm really good at it.

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It's like school, which everyone knows is the ultimate strategy game.

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And in school, as in orc craft,

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I don't just survive, I rule.

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I can confirm that. Thanks, Weevil.

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Next caller. What's your name, and what's your question?

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-DISGUISED VOICE:

-Hello.

-Yo.

-Hey, there.

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-I think your game is pretty good.

-Thank you.

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Yeah, it's pretty good...for a girl who has no idea about gaming.

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-Hey, it's him!

-You! You stole my sacred stone.

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Indeed, it is I, The Grim Griefer.

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Didn't I say I was your nemesis?

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I've come back with a question for you, Chloe.

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Why is your game so pathetic?

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The only reason you got a good review is cos

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you're going out with him.

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I... Are you questioning my Orc Talk integrity?!

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I gave it eight out of ten blades because it was really good.

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-Mmm.

-Have you even played it?

-Face it, Syd, girls can't game.

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Chloe, for the good of humanity, never make a game again.

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Go back to taking selfies.

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The next time we meet in battle, you are so going to regret this.

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What are you going to do? Selfie me to death?

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Lady Acali is a joke.

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Take that back. I am undefeated in my realm.

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-You want to know what a real game looks like?

-Hm!

-I made one myself.

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-He just sent me a link.

-I bet you can't make it past the first round.

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We'll see about that.

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AUDIO GLITCHES

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My computer's freezing!

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You just downloaded a virus that will destroy

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all the files on your computer.

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Slay you later, guys.

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Grim Griefe-e-e-e-e-e-r!

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No!

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# Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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# Do what you love And do it like you mean it

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-# Oh yeah

-Do what you love

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-# Oh yeah

-Do what you love

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# Do what you love Like you really do believe it

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-# Oh yeah

-Do what you love

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-# Oh yeah

-Do what you love

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# T'ai chi, paragliding Dancing a polka

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# Stand-up comedy Bungee jumping

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# Wearing a toga

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# Do what you love when you do it Or don't do it at all

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# Do what you love Yeah yeah yeah yeah. #

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