Crisis Summit DIXI

Hey, it's Shari, and this is a crisis summit.

It's been almost a week since the Nameless One attacked our

audition vlog, and I'm still no closer to figuring out who they are.

Guys, I need ideas!

Look, the Nameless One has clearly taken the weekend off,

-so I think we should do the same.

-But this is a crisis summit!

No, this was me posting, "Hey, guys, let's hang in the park."

And you said, "Awesome, I'll bring strawberry laces."

OK, so I didn't bring strawberry laces,

but I did bring a sense of purpose!

I HAVE a sense of purpose, I need to practise my lines.

Will you read the other part?

Oh, I would, but I was going to practise my singing.

Well, you could sing the other part?

OK.

Ready?

# Enter nervous girl, stage right. #

That's actually the stage directions.

Guys, there won't be any showcase if the Troll of Terror gets his way.

-That means no play, no singing, no nothing.

-OK.

Well, it couldn't be Ryan,

because he was rehearsing when the Nameless One filmed us.

I already knew that,

no-one who looks into your eyes like that could be an evil troll monster.

And it couldn't have been Zoe, because she was there too.

Hang on, what about when you chased the troll on Friday, I found

Ryan and Zoe - an image that has been burned into my brain for ever!

No... No, I didn't find anything.

-You must have seen something?

-No, not a thing!

OK, fine!

So, you go that way, and I'll go this way.

Nameless One, we're coming for you!

SHE GASPS What was that?

We must be getting closer, you can run, but you can't hide, Mr...

Aargh!

-Ha-ha, Shari!

-Be not afraid!

I'd like to introduce the newest star of the showcase, Master Aster,

our school mascot!

Isn't he cute?

You got scared off by Master Aster!

He IS cute!

Hey, in my defence, it was pretty dark, and that dinosaur was massive.

MESSAGE ALERT

Ooh, new friend request!

Oh, it's from Eve. She's back on Dixi!

Yes, I knew she couldn't stay away!

Oh, look, she's friends and again with Addie already!

BOTH: Ooh!

-She SO fancies her!

-You think(?)

Aw, I hope Addie likes her back.

Why can't people just tell you when they like you?

I really thought Ryan might be into me,

but now I think that maybe he likes Zoe, and he never

says anything, so how am I supposed to know what he's thinking?

Obviously, you talk to your besties, and we figure it out for you.

Tell us everything that's happened when you two have been together.

Well, it all started after lunch on the second day.

I was wearing my sparkliest scrunchy...

and then he gave me this really intense look,

that I thought might be an, "I like you."

But then he just said, "I'm hungry,"

so he probably was just thinking about lunch.

MESSAGE ALERT

Ooh, wow! Eve's posted a vlog already!

She's back with a vengeance!

Ha, that's me! Press play!

# Dance our worries away

# I want to feel the baseline pump

# I want to really live the song

# I want to dig the riffs and hum the bars

-# And hear you singing along... #

-MUSIC TAILS OFF

Shut up, Shari!

BREAKING WIND SOUND EFFECTS

-Well...

-Aargh!

-Aargh!

Shut up, Shari!

-They're everywhere.

-Shut up, Shari!

-MANY VOICES:

-WOOF-WOOF!

That's the meanest thing I've ever seen.

Oh, Shari...

There's a message with it.

"Lots of love, Eve."

OMD, I can't believe she'd do that.

Eve's my bestie!

I mean, sure, sometimes she's a bit snarky...

Hey, it's Shari, and this is... Speaking French!

So, Peach Custard Firefly asked me about my trip to France.

It was tres bon!

So I thought I'd share some of the language skills I picked up

from across the Channel.

And Eve will assist me in French conversation practice.

EVE SPEAKS PREFECT FRENCH

Erm...

Wow, so, Eve, you're a pretty fast learner, OK. Call it a day?

OK, VERY snarky.

But she's never mean.

You're right, Quirky Dove, I need to find her.

Got to find Eve, got to find Eve, got to find Eve.

There's no way she'd have sent that mean message.

If there's one thing I've learned,

it's not to jump to conclusions about my besties.

She must have been hacked or something.

I don't know, that's why I've got to find Eve,

got to find Eve, got to find Eve!

-Eve, Eve, did you go back on Dixi?

-No.

Amazingly, not getting hate messages didn't give me withdrawal.

-That's what I thought, but look, someone's hacked your account.

-What?

That's horrible. I was done with Dixi.

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

-How did they get all those old clips of you?

-Erm...

I may have, a little bit,

friended that account when I didn't know it wasn't really Eve.

So you gave the Nameless One access to all your pictures and videos?

No, I gave YOU access to everything.

You should really take a look at your privacy settings.

My privacy settings are fine.

YOU don't have to tell me about privacy settings,

-I

-invented privacy settings.

-Look, it doesn't matter how you were hacked...

-It massively does!

All we have to do is find the Nameless One and take back Dixi.

"Take back Dixi!" I like it.

Would look great on a banner.

OMD, that's it! We should start a whole campaign against haters!

-OK, Taylor Swift.

-Ah, good idea to include music.

I'll ask Isla to write a song!

# There's no debate, we won't tolerate hate

# Or people who slate us or our mates. #

Sofi-J out!

-I'll see you after class?

-OK.

-She's great, isn't she?

-Yeah, she's brilliant.

She really gets me and we like all the same things.

-No, not Addie - I mean, she is lovely - but I meant Sofi-Jade.

-Oh.

She's going to be amazing for my Take Back Dixi campaign.

She's got loads of followers. And rhymes, everybody loves rhymes.

Yeah, I'm sure the Nameless One is terrified of a poetry slam.

We'll make it much bigger than that.

The whole campaign will go viral.

Together, we'll destroy the Nameless One.

Do you want everyone to bring along their pitchforks and torches too?

-What?

-You're using Dixi to create an angry mob of people you don't know.

You have no idea how a bunch of randoms will react.

Relax, it's going to be fine. It's just to stamp out hate.

Can't we just stamp out people sending messages from me on Dixi?

Ha, I knew it!

Look at that pic on the Eve profile.

It's not one of mine.

I haven't been hacked, someone's pretending to be me.

Wait, that's even worse!

I have to report this fake account.

Not yet, this is a direct line to the Nameless One.

And, send!

Don't worry, Eve, we'll find out whoever it is and stop them

-saying they're you on Dixi.

-I don't even want to be me on Dixi.

You will when we take Dixi back! MESSAGE ALERT

They've replied. It's a video.

-DISTORTED VOICE:

-Hello, Shari.

And greetings from the shadows.

I'm just updating my new profile.

Eve likes...

being patronising.

That means talking down to people.

I feel sick.

Someone's trashing me online and there's nothing I can do about it.

Yes, there is. The Nameless One messed up!

I recognise that computer, they're in the media room,

we can catch them now!

We're nearly at the media room, about to catch the Nameless One.

You can vlog after we catch them, hurry up!

You two! Stop running.

You can't go charging into the media room like

a Minotaur in a china shop.

The equipment is in there is as sensitive as Hamlet on Father's Day!

Sorry, Miss, just...very excited to work in our latest project, Miss.

Ah, well, I can't say I blame you.

Art makes the blood pump faster and the caged bird fly to new heights.

Carry on.

A caged bird can't fly to new heights, it's caged.

You can criticise her metaphors after we catch the Nameless One.

Now come on!

Gone.

Gah, they must have heard us talking to Ms Malik

and run out through there. We'll never catch them!

Maybe we can find them another way.

This is the computer they were using, right?

Maybe it has some software for that weird Darth Vader voice.

-Yeah, what is up with that?

-Well, it must be someone we know,

or else why would they disguise their voice?

Well, I would, just because it'd be fun.

ROBOTIC VOICE: "I am a robot! I AM a robot!"

Well, cool your circuits, there's nothing here.

No voice changer, no Dixi profile...

Just a blank folder.

Yeah, that one labelled "Unnamed".

BOTH: Nameless!

Gah, password protected!

Well, maybe we can guess. Try...nameless1!

ERROR SOUND

Erm... Nameless underscore 1?

ERROR SOUND

Forget it, this isn't one of those TV shows

where people can guess the password.

Hey, the Dixi Killer cracked my password.

Yeah, but you told half the school your password,

-and it was "password".

-Ooh, try that!

ERROR SOUND Gah!

Well, at least the Nameless One understands the importance

-of a strong password.

-Can't you just hack into that file?

Yeah... Let me get my tech-ops team right on it.

-You don't need to be so salty.

-I really think I do.

Well, there must be a way,

otherwise all the spy films I've seen are a lie.

OK, let's sort the folders by last modified.

That was when they were last used.

Yeah, I know what "sort by last modified" means...

There! Look, just before we came in,

the last folder to be changed was the recycle bin.

That was after they sent the message!

They forgot to take out the trash.

Let's see what they wanted to delete.

Oh. It's just a rehearsal schedule for the play,

-that's not much of a clue.

-Yes, it is.

Look at the list - the next big rehearsal is tomorrow,

so we know exactly where the Nameless One will strike next.

And I'll be waiting for them.

-Hey, it's Shari and Isla, and this is...

-Shakespeare 101!

So, we're studying the Bard at the moment, and, TBH,

for a guy who's supposed to be our country's most famous playwright,

he doesn't seem to speak the English language.

So we've come up with a few simple translations.

-Isla, hit me!

-OK.

You can call a flower a sausage, but at the end of the day,

it's still a flower, so it's going to smell like one.

Next.

You're fit.

You can't have any of my chips, but I won't take any of your chips.

Continuing the food theme...

I shouldn't have had that kebab.

FAINT LAUGHTER