ReWrites and Wrongs DIXI

Hey, guys. So, Shari is sure that The Nameless One

is going to strike here. Today.

So, aside from rehearsing, I am going undercover...

as myself.

That should keep my mind off...other things.

Never mind finding The Nameless One, my number one goal

is to get through today without embarrassing myself

any more in front of...you know.

No big deal that I like him because he obviously likes Zoe,

and that's fine!

Good! Doesn't matter.

It's no problem. Not my problem.

I mean, Seriously?!

The last time I checked, acting was not a contact sport.

But it doesn't matter. I don't even know Ryan.

We probably have nothing in common.

So, from now on, I am going to be strictly professional.

-It's just acting.

-Hey, Meems.

-Hey, Isla.

I'm on my way to music, but don't forget

we're practising our Take Back Dixi song tonight.

-I'll be there.

-Me too.

-Bye!

Professional. It's just acting.

What's up?

What's up?! A-na-na-nup.

Huh?

En...en-em... NM. Means "Not much."

Right.

That was OK!

Hey, Ryan,

I'm sorry that I wasn't around when you wanted to rehearse last week.

But it was really nice of Zoe to step in,

it was very professional of her.

-She's all right.

-Huh?

Oh, I just thought that you were friends, or something.

-You know, you seemed close.

-Oh, no. We were just rehearsing, but...

Let's go again! But, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.

OMD!

It's officially offish - he's not into Zoe!

Which doesn't matter cos, you know, even if he was, it would be fine.

I would be happy for them,

but the important thing to remember is that he's not.

SHE SQUEALS

Something tells me Mimi's mind isn't on the case.

This is no time for romance. Nothing is going to get in my way.

I am solving this case.

Hey, it's Shari, and this is the stakeout.

We know The Nameless One has their eye on this rehearsal,

but I am keeping a lookout for them.

Oh! Someone's coming.

Well.... It's Benedict. Suppose he has to be here.

Keep playing Candy Flash, or whatever it is you're doing.

-I'll handle the rehearsal.

-Um, FYI,

I am fully committed to directing this play,

-but I'm equally committed to finding The Nameless One.

-Good.

You should be...committed.

Can you catch a troll and direct a play at the same time,

I hear you ask. Yes. Yes, I can.

How? Because I'm a total boss at multitasking.

I'll give you a standing ovation if you succeed at uni-tasking.

Oh... Yeah! Well...

I've got nothing.

Let's scan the perimeter for suspects.

OK, so Meems and Ryan are in the play,

so they have a reason to be here.

A-ha! Someone's behind there!

Oh. Zoe. Well, she's rehearsing too.

There is nothing wrong with the way I'm standing, Benny.

It's Benedict, and yes, there's everything wrong with it.

The character is called "Nervous Girl"

-not "Wannabe-Cheryl-Cole Girl".

-OK.

First of all, it's Cheryl Fernandez-Versini,

and second of all, who are you calling a wannabe?

Babe, I'm an actual alpha female.

Don't call me babe, and don't call me Benny.

It's Benedict. Benedict.

OK, OK! Co-director stepping in.

Zoe, look, I know Benedict's direction doesn't really make sense.

I mean, what's he like, right?

Why is she talking to me?

Eh... Well, I'm the co-director, in case anyone forgot.

Everyone did forget, because you've done nothing for this play.

Hey, I'm doing a lot more than people think!

If you opened your eyes, you'd see I'm trying to

save the play, because once I catch The Nameless One, AKA The Troll...

Again with The Troll, that's all you care about.

-You're a broken record, Sharon.

-Oh, yeah?

Well I'd rather be a broken record than a...stupid record.

Nice comeback.

Oh, well, I'm sorry it wasn't witty enough for you, Dick Whittington!

Magnificent! Such energy!

Right. Can we please get on with the rehearsal?

The script is actually something good, since I rewrote your rewrite.

-Let's go again, but this time, Ryan, more intensity in the eyes.

-OK.

Oh, but, also, if you could just tone it down at the start,

because we really want the emotion to blossom.

-All right.

-Please proceed.

"My love! I thought you'd never return."

"I was certain I'd perish,

"but I had to come back to ask - why am I such a loser?"

"Because, you're a massive idiot, as is everyone in the showcase."

-Is that right?!

-These aren't my lines!

You re-rewrote my play!

Oh, come on! Wake up and smell the troll, Benny! It's The Nameless One.

-I told you I was staking out the rehearsal!

-Well, nice job,

because they've sabotaged us AGAIN.

They must have been in here to swap the script.

It's happened!

Just like Shari predicted - The Nameless One has struck!

Striked!

Stricken! Ohh... No, it's struck.

You did this, didn't you? You think this is funny.

-Oh, get really, Benny. I didn't do it.

-It's Benedict,

and you went to my locker to get the script.

-You were the only person with access.

-Your locker was open

when I got there. There scripts were already here.

Then who brought them in?

Whoever it was must be The Nameless One!

-I am sick of this nameless geezer!

-Don't let them get to you.

-They're just a bully.

-Yeah, but I hate, you know...bullies, and that.

I hate bullies too.

So much hate for bullies! I know what it's like to be picked on.

When I was in primary school, kids used to call me "Cryin' Ryan",

cos... Well, cos I cried one time.

And it rhymes!

Bullies love rhymes.

But we're fighting back! I'm doing this Take Back Dixi song with Isla.

-It's our anti-trolling and anti-bullying song.

-Cool.

We do have something in common!

And he thinks our Take Back Dixi song is cool!

Hey, Meems, look - a camera, watching us.

Yeah, that's mine.

I set it up to film behind the scenes while I was helping

Ms Malik upload stuff to the Showcase Dixi page.

Hope I'm not too late to get an exclusive interview with Zoe.

OMD! I know what exclusive you're really after, Perry.

You set up your phone to film the carnage

because you're The Nameless One!

It's got to be Perry!

This whole behind-the-scenes stuff he's been filming

is the perfect cover.

Now we just have to catch him.

Got it?

Hey, it's Shari, and this is spying on Perry to catch him mid-troll.

-WHISPERS:

-Target is in sight.

-WHISPERS:

-You know, he's actually quite far away from us,

so we probably don't have to whisper.

OK, fine, if you want to ruin the atmosphere, we can talk normally.

But the point is we are spying on our target,

like the kids from MI High.

Ooh. Or Harriet The Spy.

When we leave school, we should set up a private detective agency.

Hey, Campbell and Doyle...

-That should be the name of the agency!

-Forgetting something?

Your suspect's getting away.

OK. Just keep it stealthy.

-Hey, Shari!

-Oh! Shhh!

We were just saying hello.

Sorry, we're meant to be special ops right now. You know - stealthy.

Are you troll hunting?

We would help but we're just finishing off our music video.

You know, for Shari and Sofi-Jade's campaign? Take Back Dixi!

-Oh, the angry mob campaign.

-Guys, he's on the move! Come on!

-Bye, then! Good luck!

-TAMBOURINE RATTLES

SPY MUSIC PLAYS

How you doing, man?

I think my leg's gone to sleep.

This never happens in Spy Kids. Come on, Perry, do something!

Hey, guys, check it out.

Nice work, partner, these are great!

It was your great idea. I'm just taking things to the next level.

# Writing's on the wall And my heart's on my sleeve

# Taking back Dixi, You've just got to believe. #

I'm going to make another set with online safety tips

so that what happened to Eve doesn't happen again.

Er, that had nothing to do with me.

I can't even get the fake page taken down cos the admins say that

I have approved I'm me.

Someone's using my face on Dixi

and telling the whole world I'm patronising.

-And they misspelled patronising.

-I know.

Look, that fake page won't be up for long.

We've been following Perry all day, and once we catch him out,

this whole thing will be over.

-You're spying on Perry?

-Well, yeah.

What did you think we were doing?

So...where is he?

Well, where did he go? We've lost Perry!

-Looking for me?

-A-ha! Yeah! We've got you!

Sure have. Are you guys following me?

-Shari, what's going on?

-We know you're The Nameless One, OK.

-Enough of the act, it's over!

-You think...

-What?!

-Well, it must be you, you follow people round with your phone.

-So do you!

-Er, mine's for investigative reasons.

Mine's for showcase reasons, the official behind the scenes.

Making of?

-I thought you guys enjoyed my interviews.

-Guys, wait.

Check your phones.

-DISGUISED VOICE:

-I've seen your campaign, losers.

You can't shame The Nameless.

You can't fight a shadow.

So, keep on checking Dixi for more of my work,

cos none of you can stop me.

That is creepy.

-They were right behind me!

-OMD!

Perry, I'm so sorry, I got it wrong!

This means The Nameless One is still out there.

And by the looks of things...we've made them pretty mad.

Hi, you're watching Perry Presents "Backstage Pass",

giving you a sneak peek at the creative art showcase.

I'll take you behind the scenes

as our unbelievably talented performers

bring their weird...and wonderful vision to the stage.

There's no shortage of skill, here. Let's look around!

-How are YOU feeling?

-I'm really nervous.

Meet the stars of tomorrow!

And the people who make the magic happen backstage.

Watch the creative process from the inside.

I expect him to enter stage left!

We will pump you up with poetry.

# There's no bad times If you turn them into good rhymes. #

And fill your ears with music.

# And do it like you mean it Oh, yeah

# Oh, yeah. #

Don't forget, the sensational selfie exhibition.

As you join us

for the creative showcase

and see our team live their dream. Don't miss it.

# Oh, yeah

# Oh, yeah. #