The Greenhouse Mile DIXI

Hello, hello!

It's Echo, Echo.

The great thing about Dixi is that

people share all sorts of interesting stuff on here.

Like this video from...

..uh, Sarah, is it?

Echoes of Emma.

I'm Echo, but I'm also Emma.

Only no-one knows who she is.

Echo is much more interesting.

She's outspoken, articulate,

a trailblazer and an eyeliner expert.

Emma blends in so well with the wallpaper,

no-one even knows her name.

It's like living a double life.

Which is kind of cool,

except I think Emma would be far too shy to ever talk to Echo.

It's a new low.

Too scared to talk to myself.

And then there's stuff like this.

I don't even know what this is.

Although I do know Miss Malik won't

be very happy it's on here.

No, it's not nice, hermionegryffindor.

And neither's this.

Our school was rocked this morning by a senseless act of vandalism

by someone who wants to be your president.

A vote for Billie is a vote for chaos.

A vote for me is a vote for order.

A school where we can all feel safe.

And with Billie behind bars, the choice is clear.

Vote Blake and make Drew Fletcher Academy awesome again.

And remember, a vote for Blake is a vote for

free helicopter rides to prom.

HELICOPTER WHIRLING

What a snake.

Previously on The Adventures Of Billie,

we've been sentenced to serve time in the greenhouse.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of bullies and villainy.

All because of the schemey schemes of my arch nemesis, Blake the Snake.

It wasn't Blake. It was you.

We could've been out of here in a week,

but you had to argue with Miss Malik and get us sent here for a month.

Right, you two. I'm taking you to the greenhouse building and...

-Wait! No phones allowed in there.

-What? No!

Bubs, there they are.

Wait here. Mr Hayworth will be along shortly.

Psst. Over here.

You guys. Tell me everything that's happening in the free world.

You're better off in there.

Everyone hates you because we have to re-sit the ruined exam.

Why? They should be glad they've got a chance to improve their marks.

What is wrong with you?

Blake posted a video about how with you behind bars,

he would be the next president.

But he's promising free helicopter rides for the prom.

Framing me is all a part of his plan to get me out of the way

so that he can win the election.

I can't stay cut-off like this, with no way to fight back.

Miss Malik took my phone.

-Let me have yours.

-How about, no?

-Well, you can borrow mine.

-Thank you.

Loyal friend.

Oh, we better go. See you later!

They've sent us inside, but still no teacher.

They lock these kids up and just forget about them.

I can't believe I'm in here.

I can't believe I'm going to miss my music exam.

Can't believe you're so upset to miss an exam.

That's Scarlet's seat.

-But she has a seat.

-That's hers, too.

You have to rent it from her.

Just take it.

I want you to be in no doubt how much I blame you for all of this.

Look, the only way we're going to clear our names

is if we work together.

Not necessarily. We might be more efficient if we work separately.

OK. How about the only way we're going to survive in here is if

we watch each other's backs?!

That's Scarlet's hair clip.

-OK, deal.

-Yay! Partners.

The dynamic duo of Drew Fletcher.

Not partners. Not a duo.

Just individuals who share a goal for a limited time period.

Catchy.

Made you a friendship bracelet.

Oh, we're not friends.

Don't care. You owe me £2.

Um, it won't come off.

So it's yours now. £2.

All right, everyone grab a book.

Read in silence.

You. You lot. Is that a phone?

Uh, no, sir. I'm just getting a book out.

We can't prove our innocence while we're in here. We have to get out!

We'll never make it. There's CCTV.

CCTV. That's it! Blake must have been caught on camera.

We have to sneak out of here and get those CCTV files.

-I'm not doing that. I don't want any more trouble.

-Too bad.

Where I go, you go.

And we're busting out!

There hasn't been a greenhouse built

that can hold the Amazing Billie.

Don't worry, CoralNetballElephant.

I have a foolproof plan.

I just hope it's Selene-proof, too.

We decided to break out of jail to find CCTV evidence that will clear

our names and prove it was Blake.

We didn't decide. I'm handcuffed to you.

And I'm handcuffed to you.

Partners in not crime.

There's only one exit.

But it's in direct line of sight of the warden.

You won't get without Scarlet, you know.

You need her to create a diversion.

But I can arrange that for you.

-What's in it for you?

-I'm busting out with you.

There's this girl I wanted to ask to prom,

so I filled her locker with love balloons.

But my ex-best friend is going to tell her that he put the balloons

there and ask her out first.

Aww. OK. We'll do it for romance.

-I'll do it if I don't have to hear any more about your prom-posal.

-OK.

I'm hiding my phone in my bag.

Just, uh, borrowing a pencil here, boss.

What do you want, Brooks?

These two need you to distract the warden so that

they can bust out of here.

We've been locked up for a crime we didn't commit.

And someone tried to eat my hair.

Well, everyone in here is innocent.

But we really are. We were framed by Blake as part of a fiendish plot to

stop me running for president.

Blake set you up?

OK, I'll do it.

-We're in position.

-How will we know when Scarlet starts the diversion?

SCREAMING

Never mind!

Sorry, Scarlet. What was that?

SCREAMING CONTINUES

So far, so good. But I wish we were handcuffed to Abby.

She's great at cover stories.

What are you doing out of class?

Um, just going to the bathroom.

You know, girl problems.

Ah, right. I understand. Carry on.

But what about you?

Uhh...

Boy problems, Miss?

Get back inside!

Aww, poor Brooks.

Hey, the office with the CCTV is that way.

Yes, but the computer room is this way.

Django can get us the CCTV files.

He's not going to help us.

-He's just going to enjoy saying no.

-To you, maybe.

-Computer science students only.

-Django, we need your help.

With what, a hearing test?

I said computer science students only.

I bet Billie that you couldn't get the CCTV files from

-when Miss Malik's office was trashed.

-Oh, no.

I'm powerless before your reverse psychology.

-See, told you he couldn't do it.

-I'm not falling for it.

He just hasn't got the RAM for it.

-Psst! Well, I've got an eight core processor, so...

-So, use it.

-OMD. Is this meant to be flirting?

-No!

-No!

Fine, just to get you out of here.

Root directory, Miss M's office, yesterday...

-Nothing there.

-What do you mean "nothing there?"

-The camera was turned off.

-Sabotage! Blake covered his tracks!

Oh, so this is the girl's bathroom now, is it ?

You must think I was born in a barn yesterday.

You two are going back to the Greenhouse and you're going to have

an extra week in there.

Ugh! It's so unfair.

You're right, LavenderFizzyFirefly.

This does seem like a Blake thing to do.

Previously on the Increasingly Ridiculous Adventures of Billie,

she's gone and got herself thrown in the Greenhouse for a whole month,

meaning I have to sit in the Anime Club all by myself.

Also, I beat my highest ever score on World of Warcraft.

And I stole a skeleton.

The point is, she made me promise to look into this whole CCTV thing

while she's locked up.

Computer science students only.

I'm here on a mission from Billie.

Computer science students only.

It's about Selene.

Enter.

Django, Pascal, Cobol, how are you guys?

Get to the point.

OK. Good talk.

The CCTV in Miss Malik's office,

can you find out who switched it off?

What does this have to do with Selene?

Because whoever turned it off is framing Billie and Selene

for their crime. This could get them both out of the Greenhouse

and proof who the Deleter is.

-The who?

-The Deleter.

I've decided that's their super villain name.

Because they deleted the CCTV footage.

Well, technically, they just disabled the camera.

But the important thing is, it still sounds cool.

Which it absolutely doesn't. The Eraser is a much cooler name.

Now stop talking.

OK, I've traced which login turned off the CCTV.

Wait.

If I tell you this, you'll tell Selene that I'm the one who

found it out? Deal?

Deal, OK. Now, who was it?

According to this...

Hmm... Interesting.

It was Miss Malik.

Miss Malik framed Billie?

That's what it looks like.

But you'd have to see the logs in her computer to be sure.

It's a conspiracy. I have to tell Billie.

OK, the greenhouse is on break.

Come on, Mr Hayworth. Go off to the staff room.

Yes!

Excuse me.

Sorry. Please don't kill me.

HARMONICA WHISTLING

What do you want?

Wow, glad to see this place hasn't ruined your sunny personality.

I need some alone time. Trust me.

I had to chew through a loom band to get here.

Where's Billie? I need to speak to you guys.

I have huge news.

Billie, what are you doing?

Skull and cross bones. It's my third one today.

Plus two snakes, a big anchor, and a fire breathing wolf.

It scares me how well you fit in here.

That can wait. I have intel.

Hey!

I found out who turned off the CCTV.

Well, technically Django found out.

He wanted me to tell you.

Miss Malik turned off the camera herself.

OMD! It's a conspiracy.

That's what I said.

But Django said we need to check her computer to be absolutely sure.

What do we do?

We're not doing anything.

I'm going to do my time and get out of here.

Am I the only one with a functioning brain cell?

There's no way you can take down a teacher.

We can if we show everyone proof she did it.

Now, we just have to break out of here, again,

and somehow break into her office.

And how exactly is that going to happen?

Billie Quinn?

Come to my office, now!

# Well, there's a Greenhouse where you have no friends

# Except the loneliness

# Oh, there's a Greenhouse where you don't feel much

# Except the emptiness

# I'm like the flower planted in the shade

# Now tell me how am I supposed to get good grades?

# Hear me cry, one day I'll say goodbye

# To this mean Greenhouse

# Have no doubt someday I'm going to break out

# Of this mean Greenhouse. #