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Previously on the Adventures of Billie...

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I discovered that the person who deleted Miss Malik's CCTV was...

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..Miss Malik!

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And now she's decided to expel me before I can expose the truth!

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The important thing is not to panic.

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You're right. I need to stay strong.

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-Too late, I've decided to panic!

-Jane!

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Baxter, I know you and Billie are joined at the hip,

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but I don't recall inviting you to my office.

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But I'm, er...filming a documentary.

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Nice try. Now, move along.

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You really shouldn't be using your phone during school hours.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh. Excuse me.

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If she catches me in here, I am dead!

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Deader than Boney McBone Face! Extremely dead! All the dead!

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Never mind that, I'm already dead!

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We need to prove Miss Malik framed me before she can expel me!

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Miss Malik's not expelling you!

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I volunteer at the Greenhouse after school, you know,

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helping the troubled kids, and I appealed on your behalf.

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Said you were a first-time offender who was led astray.

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She's agreed to shorten your punishment.

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-You could be out next week.

-My hero!

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Like Captain America, but with really nice hair!

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-I can't believe you talked her into this!

-She is too good to be true.

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Are you sure you're related?

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Freedom or no freedom, we still have a case to crack!

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It's password-protected. Maybe she's written it down somewhere.

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I'll do this side, you do that side. Hurry!

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As someone who's trying to get you out of trouble,

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I don't think raiding Miss Malik's office is going to help!

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Look, I know it's a terrible plan, but it's my only plan,

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so lets go with it, people. There's a supervillain on the loose.

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We need to catch them!

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This is just confiscated stuff. It's a loom band graveyard in here.

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-There must be something that proves she's The Deleter.

-The who now?

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The Deleter. That's our villain because they've deleted the CCTV.

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That's terrible. Who wants The Deleter as their supervillain?

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Everyone knows a hero's only as strong as their nemesis.

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And they didn't delete anything, they shredded all the exams.

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Oh! We should call them The Shredder!

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-I like that! See?

-Leave the super stuff to me.

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What is the meaning of this?!

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I bring you in here to discuss lifting your punishment

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and you're rule-breaking again!

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But I didn't break any rules the last time

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and you won't let me prove it! Why are you doing this?!

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What Billie means is, we're really sorry, Miss Malik.

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We were just curious...

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Curiosity killed the goose that laid the golden egg.

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Maybe. But why would there be CCTV on everywhere except your office?

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Oh. Well, actually, I may have turned off the CCTV myself.

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-I knew it!

-Because of my interpretive dance.

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I did not see that coming.

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UPBEAT MUSIC

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Last time I danced in my office, someone posted CCTV footage online.

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People left rather unconstructive comments,

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-so I've been turning the camera off when I practise.

-I'm sorry.

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-We won't say anything.

-No, not a thing.

-Of course not.

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Well, after this little misadventure, I can hardly

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let you out of the Greenhouse early, but lets say no extra punishment.

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Jane, since you're here, we need to go through the application forms

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for student president. Just the one.

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Well, then, Blake Sheen it is.

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This can't be happening.

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Blake the Snake and probably The Shredder, is running unopposed!

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I can't believe I can't run against him!

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If he wins, the school will be a living nightmare.

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But the deadline for new candidates closes on Friday.

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Well, that means we've got one day to find someone who can take him on.

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I don't care if I'm still locked up, I'm going to stop Blake

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if it's the last thing I do!

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So that was yesterday, and I've spent all night since

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trying to work out who I can get to run.

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It would be brilliant if Jane could do it, RedBlackRappingOwl,

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but she's not allowed, seeing as she's already been president.

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Silly school rules!

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Hello! Hello! It's Echo! Echo!

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Miss Malik has suddenly decided she's the uniform enforcer.

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Um...hello, hypocrisy.

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We all saw her dancing around her office,

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but suddenly, she's against self-expression.

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Do teachers really think they can strip me of my dark shadows?

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Pale me into submission?

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They can ban our badges, take our wristbands,

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wipe off our make-up, but we will never join the clone army.

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I refuse to let them scrub away my personality.

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Wow! It looks like biggestcbbcfan13 loves your stuff...Katy?

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Talking of fans, Amani's clearly got one in her boyfriend, Alessandro.

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Aw! Sweet!

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Hi, everyone, it's me, Amani,

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coming to you live from the front of the bus!

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-Maybe that was too much. I should start again.

-I thought it was good!

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Really? I don't know.

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Maybe I should have more practice with vlogging.

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Vlogging's just like talking to your friends.

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-Don't worry and be yourself.

-Thanks. You know, I loved yours, by the way.

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That Lip Gloss Like A Boss episode. You're so good at make-up!

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Wait a second. This is you wearing make-up.

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I'm just kidding.

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I'm sure some people are really into the whole sweaty-joggers look.

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Blake, I'm wearing joggers cos I ran a 5k before breakfast.

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Not all of us like to spend our time in front of the mirror!

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Anyway, Jane is right, that's why I started vlogging.

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So many people have been kind to me on Dixi since I joined.

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I feel like we ARE friends.

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So to say thank you, I wanted to start a new series

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on sports and fitness.

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Now, I know a lot of people don't have time to exercise,

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so my first vlog is all about ways you can work out on the go.

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Welcome to Bus Yoga!

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Step one - let all your stress just melt away.

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-Try to block out the rest of the world.

-Amani?!

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-But it's not always easy.

-What are you doing?

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Um... Looking for inner peace.

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Well, tough! This means war.

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What does? You seem stressed.

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-I was about to do some breathing exercises.

-Don't tell me to breathe!

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Of course I'm stressed, and don't pretend you don't know why!

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Oh, yeah, I know all about you being stuck in the Greenhouse,

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but I'm totally on your side.

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Look, I even baked you cookies for moral support!

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It's spinach and oatmeal!

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I'm not talking about the Greenhouse,

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although that was a travesty. Those delinquents put gum in my hair!

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But, no, I'm talking about this!

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# Well, there's a Greenhouse where you have no friends

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# Expect for loneliness

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# Oh, there's a Greenhouse where you don't feel much

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# Except for emptiness. #

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OMG! This is brilliant! I never knew you played this sort of stuff!

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I don't. This was the first time.

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You should start a band or something. This is so cool!

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Oh, yeah, I'm SO cool!

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I'm sure that's what you and your boyfriend said after you saw it.

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Look at the comments!

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-It's my Alessandro!

-As if you didn't know!

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Look at how many thumbs it's got. Everyone's laughing at me.

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I...I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.

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Selene, I promise, I had no idea.

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OK, fine. You're a clueless patsy, but your boyfriend is going to pay.

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-I've never even met the guy. How does he know that I am...

-A geek?

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Academically superior.

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And this happens days after I get framed for a crime I didn't commit!

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-He had nothing to do with that.

-Of course you'd say that!

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-What's his number?

-No, no, you don't need to call him.

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-Please, I just need to talk to him!

-This is your one chance.

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Give me his number and help me get even or we are not friends.

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-I didn't think we were friends.

-Good point. Then we'll be enemies.

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Please! I promise, I'll sort this.

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So be it. Stay out of my way, Amani.

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I'm going to find your boyfriend and then he's going to pay!

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GlassMammothGoat is right, Selene, your song is great!

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And so is my idea for who should run in my place for school president.

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Today, on the Adventures of Billie, I managed to get

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out of the Greenhouse by volunteering for litter picking,

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which gives us exactly one hour to find someone to run for president

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and stop Blake's rise to power.

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We've got the perfect candidate to defeat the Prince of Darkness.

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-There she is!

-Amani!

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-Good news, you're about to become the next student president.

-What?!

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-We need you to run against Blake.

-I'm not going up against him!

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Come on, Amani! This is a time for ordinary heroes! I'll train you.

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-I can't, OK? I've got problems of my own.

-Are you OK? What's happened?

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Nothing. I don't want to let you guys down, but there's no way.

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Blake's been horrible to me since I got here and it's not worth it.

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Oh! Cookies?

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Oh! Who puts spinach in a cookie?

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I really like them.

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Do you think Amani's OK? She seems kind of distracted.

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-She's probably sending heart-eyed smileys to Alessandro.

-Oh, yeah.

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Well, this is no time for romance.

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Somewhere in this school is our next president!

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No. And this room is for computer-science students only.

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No way! Blake's the best! He's getting us helicopter rides!

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-But that's obviously a lie.

-Can't shake the Blake!

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Can't shake the Blake!

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-STUDENTS:

-Can't shake the Blake!

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Can't shake the Blake!

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Guys, I don't even go to your school any more.

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We're getting kind of desperate.

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We need someone to fight against the forces of evil!

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Evil's kind of my thing.

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Sweet! Echo posted a new vlog. I have to watch this.

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-I give up, there's no-one left. ECHO:

-Hello!

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-And I need to be back in the Greenhouse in five.

-It's Echo! Echo!

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Wait! Who is that?

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Why don't girls' clothes have pockets?

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We have stuff, we have phones, we have keys.

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Why am I forced to...

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OMG! It's...E-Emily?

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-Anna?

-I want to say Vera?

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Hey...you!

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-Forgotten my name, haven't you?

-No!

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-OK, yes, but what if I called you Echo?

-You watch my vlogs?

-I do now.

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You're an incredible speaker. Passionate, funny...

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Do you mind leaving this stuff in the comments?

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-I don't like human interaction.

-OK, I'll get to the point.

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I want you to run for student president!

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Waiting for the punch line.

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Nuh-huh! I don't do public speaking.

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I don't do general speaking.

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This, right now, it's outside my comfort zone.

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We'll support you every step of the way.

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You can be a voice for the voiceless. Speak for the little guy.

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Someone needs to stand up to Blake.

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Enjoy this cupcake and vote Blake.

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Er... We need to target the people who matter.

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Don't waste those on emo losers.

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Emo losers?!

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-OK, I'll do it!

-Yes!

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Worried you won't have anything in common to talk about at prom?

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If you're not as naturally silver-tongued as me,

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spend the night before researching the web.

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As soon as you meet up, bombard them with constant, relentless facts.

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This way, you'll appear uber-interesting, eliminating

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awkward silences and any pressure to think up questions to ask them.

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Boom! Job done!

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Gaps in the conversation are a real date-killer, folks,

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so just keep talking. Never even pausing for breath.

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Art, history, personal-grooming methods.

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Not too in-depth on that last one, though.

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