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# Let's go on an adventure

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# That isn't very wise

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# I love you guys #

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Waaaaaah!

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Waaaah!

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species...#

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HE SIGHS

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MERL HUMS A JOLLY TUNE

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Cookies!

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Aah! No! Do not eat the raw cookie dough.

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You will get the worms.

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Mmmm. Cookie worms.

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-HE WHIMPERS

-No. The puppy dog eyes,

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they will not work. The cookies, they must bake for ten minutos.

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HE GASPS

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-Ten minutes?

-Si. Now, the someplace else, she calls to me and I respond.

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What? But what do I do?

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This, I do not know. Maybe you read the book or something, yes?

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-What? Who?

-Read the book.

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-Uh-huh.

-The booooook.

-The whaaaaat?

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A book! A libro.

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The rectangular thing with the pages you open and they have the words

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on them and you read the words and they make you smarter. Yes?

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-HE GASPS

-I could be smarter?

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Si, Gull. You could be a LITTLE bit smarter.

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So if I read one book it will make me smart

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but if I read two books, I'll be even smarter.

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And if I read...

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three books, I'll be even smarter-erer.

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Eh, let's see how you do with the one book and take it from there.

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Yaaaaaay! I'm going to be the smarter-est bird in the world!

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LOUD CRASH

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Hm... Fi-ree... Fa-fa...

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-Fairytales!

-Yay. I'm reading!

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-Once upon a...

-HE SNORES

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Ooh. Uh... Come on, champ. Stay with me.

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I thought you wanted to read?!

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Hey! This one has pictures.

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You can do this, Gull. HE BURPS

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One word at a time.

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And...GO!

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HE SNORES

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I need you more than ever, Pet the Puppy. Don't fail me now.

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DISTANT SCREAM

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-Aw, look at the puppy.

-Look, you can pet his fur, Gull.

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Ooh! Ooh! I want to pet the puppy! I want to...

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HE SNORES

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-ALARM RINGS

-Aw, if I keep falling asleep,

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this smarty bird reading plan is going to take me, like...

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like, 100 years.

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But...if we turn the clock ahead 100 years, you'll already be smart.

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I didn't know time worked that way!

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But I bet I will when I stop turning this clock.

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Ay-ay-ay. The time travel, it is not real, yes.

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-CLOCK CHIMES

-One year.

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-Hey, I already feel smarter.

-Attaboy, Gull!

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-CLOCK CHIMES

-Two years!

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-Muy ridiculoso.

-Says you. But me and Gull...

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-Ten years!

-..we believe.

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THUNDER CRASHES, CLOCK CHIMES

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100 years.

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-Greetings from the future.

-PICKLE GASPS

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-It worked!

-No! This...it is silly.

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Oh, wise, Future Gull, tell us what the future is like.

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-In the future...

-Yeah?

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..it is sunny.

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That is...

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the most fantastical, amazing thing I ever heard!

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-You do the believing of this?

-Tell me more, tell me more!

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The future is...

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-salty and tastes like chicken.

-I knew it!

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That is not the future.

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That is the lunch. Time, she does not work that way.

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-In the future there is no time.

-That does not even make sense.

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-In the future we don't make sense.

-Ay-ay-ay.

-I sense you need a hug.

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In the future we hug with our brains.

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You see? I feel nothing.

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I feel it. It feels all warm and future-y.

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What else can you do, Future Gull? Can you predict the future?

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In the future you will find things amazing

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but Merl will think it is all nonsense.

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-But it is nonsense!

-That is amazing.

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Gull, you are one bonafide genius now!

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See? See?! Nothing happens.

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That's because you have to believe, Merl.

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Hmph. That is it. I'm putting an end to this once and for all.

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In the future we move stuff with our brain.

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HE PANTS

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This...must stop. If only you believed in the clock, Merl,

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then you could enjoy the future with us!

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Ah, si! But there are other things that will take me to the future.

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-Ha-ha. One year.

-Ooh, he's found a loophole!

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What do we do, oh, wise, Future Gull?

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In the future...um, you think of all the ideas.

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I've got it! We'll hide in the past.

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You're so wise, Future Gull.

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-Aw, gee, Gull. You've gone all black and white, like.

-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-Eh? The clock, she did all this?

-A clock?

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Why, what's that fancy-pants thingy-ma-jigadoo?

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What is this you mean? The clock you just used to go back in time.

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-Wa-hoo.

-Huh. Time travel, you say? Why, golly.

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The future sure is swell.

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No, no, no. You do not do the understanding of me...

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And what's this thingy-ma-doodle?

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-That is the lamp. You've use it a bazillion times.

-Jeepers. Get me.

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I ain't even seen a thing like this in all my life.

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Say, pally-wally, what's the skinny on this floo-ma-diddle?

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That? It is a book.

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-Level with me, Charlie. What do you call this gizmo?

-Those are socks.

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Say, Jack, why don't you spill the beans about this gim-crack over here?

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-That? It is a doorknob.

-Lay it on me, Fred.

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-What's this hootenanny down at my tootsies?

-The floor!

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All these things, they exist in the past.

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Yik, yik, yik.

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-Say, Joe, what do you know about this? Get me?

-No.

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No more with the questions which you already know the answers.

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-Aw, don't be such a fuddy-duddy, buddy. Just one more?

-No! Adios.

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-Come on, sport. One little old look?

-No, never.

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That gives me the willies. I guess you don't want to see this nut, then.

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-A nut? What kind of the nut?

-Dag-nab it, pally.

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-You don't want to see it, remember?

-Si, si.

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-I do want to see it!

-It's coming your way, Gull.

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-Whoo-hoo!

-The rare black and white acorn.

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Just like the one this very stump grew from.

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She will be the prize of my collection.

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Ooh, rare acorn!

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Hm, muy curioso.

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The nut - it makes the stump all dark and slimy.

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Que paso? Somebody please do the explaining of this to me.

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Sure. It's easy peasy, Louisey.

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That acorn grew the tree that is the stump that us mugs

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are lolly-gagging in this red-hot minute.

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But that's in the future. Get me?

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Gull's affecting the stump because the acorn's in the past,

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which is his present, in our present, which is your past,

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the stump is still an acorn and everything you do to the acorn

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in your past affects the future or, in your case, the present.

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That is not explaining things. That is making them more confusing.

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Well, then. Perhaps I should explain it in the old-fashioned way -

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with a song!

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Give me the acorn first!

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# Well, I put a wall here and a hole over there

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# And I fill her all up with my underwear #

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I want that back!

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# In this little corner I'll put a little pond

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# But living in the pond is a land-walking shark #

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Aah! Shark!

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# Oh! I got the acorn I got the nut

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# I got the acorn I got the nut

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# I could paint this whole room flat if I want

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# Cos I acorn, I got the nut. #

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Aaaaaaaaah!

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Give me the nut!

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Your turn, Gull.

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-# Ohhhhhhh!... #

-What is this?

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# He's got the acorn... # HE COUGHS

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# He's got the acorn... # HE COUGHS

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# Oh, there ain't no way he's ever giving up that

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# pretty little acorn cos he's a little nut!

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# Ooooooh! #

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The acorn. Finalmente! The nut is mine.

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Now the things, they can get back to the normal, yes?

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Awwwww.

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Although...it would be muy bueno if all the things were neater, yes?

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And if the rooms were alphabetised, no-one would get lost.

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And padding all the walls so that no-one would get hurt.

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D'oh. Hey! I didn't get hurt!

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And a sink in every corner so I can wash my hands whenever I want.

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That's it, fella. Just keep believing. Now put a pool over here.

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No, too dangerous.

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Instead, we put the big, empty space...

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where nothing happens at all.

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Whoo, whoo, whoo-hoo!

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-Why, I oughtta...

-Merl, old horse, you're getting a little carried...

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There. Now we can all enjoy the togetherness,

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still be very clean and safe and nothing dangerous

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will ever happen to us.

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TIMER DINGS, HE GASPS

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-Cookies are done!

-What is happening? Where did the acorn go?

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Merl, it's not time for playing. It's time for cookies!

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-BOTH:

-Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies...

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Yaaaay!

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-Yowwwwwww! Ooh, hot, hot, hot. Hot.

-Si. Muy caliente.

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You will have to wait for the cookies to cool.

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It will be about ten minutos.

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-Ten minutes?

-But not if we were in the future...

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NO!

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In the future the cookies taste like...chicken.

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-Yaaaaaay!

-Ay-ay-ay. The cookies.

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