Gone Buddy Gone Endangered Species


Gone Buddy Gone

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Gone Buddy Gone. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

# Let's go on an adventure

0:00:020:00:03

# That isn't very wise

0:00:030:00:05

# I love you guys

0:00:060:00:08

# Waaaaaah

0:00:110:00:12

# Aaaaaah

0:00:120:00:13

# This is getting crazier

0:00:150:00:17

# Feels like we're endangered

0:00:170:00:22

# Species. #

0:00:230:00:26

HE SIGHS

0:00:260:00:27

Good morning, Nutty Buddy.

0:00:420:00:44

Nutty Buddy?

0:00:450:00:48

Nutty Buddy! Where are you?

0:00:480:00:50

Nutty Buddy. Nutty Buddy. Nutty Buddy!

0:00:500:00:53

Nutty Buddy.

0:00:550:00:57

No, no, NOOOOOO!

0:00:570:01:00

Hmmm...

0:01:070:01:08

Something's different around here...

0:01:080:01:11

but I just can't put my finger on it.

0:01:110:01:14

Hey, Merl. What's new?

0:01:170:01:19

"What is new"?

0:01:190:01:21

HE WHIMPERS

0:01:240:01:25

I have lost the best friend of me, ever.

0:01:250:01:29

Awww, that's sweet, Merl, but I'm right here.

0:01:290:01:34

I am your best friend, right, Merl?

0:01:340:01:36

Oh...yes. Of course you are, Gull.

0:01:360:01:39

Ahem.

0:01:390:01:42

And you too, Pickle. Nutty Buddy, he is just my best nutty friend.

0:01:420:01:47

Awww, no fairsies.

0:01:470:01:50

You put posters of your best nutty friend everywhere.

0:01:500:01:54

Yes, this is because the Nutty Buddy is missing.

0:01:540:01:58

Missing? Hm...

0:01:580:02:00

I fear the Nutty Buddy, he may have been...

0:02:000:02:03

buddy-napped!

0:02:030:02:05

-Huh?

-Stolen in the night! This is the crime of the century.

0:02:050:02:11

-HE GASPS

-Oh, yeah.

0:02:110:02:13

Can you be more specific? Or show me a funny flashback?

0:02:130:02:17

There are no funny flashbacks this time, mi amigo.

0:02:170:02:20

Only the hours and hours of the security footage.

0:02:200:02:23

I have the hours and hours of the security footage!

0:02:240:02:27

I must go check it and see what happened to the Nutty Buddy.

0:02:270:02:30

Not so fast, fella. Detective Pickle is on the case.

0:02:300:02:35

APPLAUSE

0:02:350:02:36

Uh...yes, "Detective", but I think I can handle this, yes?

0:02:360:02:41

-I have the security footage.

-Won't tell you nothing, see?

0:02:410:02:44

The only way to solve a crime of the century

0:02:440:02:47

is with old-fashioned detective work.

0:02:470:02:48

Ooh! I want to play.

0:02:480:02:50

Can I be the hapless sidekick, slash partner, slash foil,

0:02:500:02:52

slash plucky comic relief?

0:02:520:02:54

So long as you stay out of my way, rookie.

0:02:540:02:57

Oh, I will.

0:02:570:02:59

-Perfect.

-I do not have time to play detective, Detective.

0:03:000:03:05

-I need to find my Nutty Buddy!

-Save the tears, doll.

0:03:050:03:08

Finding Nutty Buddys is what we buddy cops do. We're professionals.

0:03:080:03:13

-Yeah-huh. I mean...

-IN A DEEP VOICE:

-Yeah-huh.

0:03:130:03:16

No. This will just become a big game to you.

0:03:160:03:19

Only if you play along, man. Now, we'll need a hysterical victim.

0:03:190:03:24

No! This is no time to play the hysterical victim.

0:03:240:03:27

I will not get all worked up and emotional

0:03:270:03:30

and completely ineffectual.

0:03:300:03:32

Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm begging you, please!

0:03:320:03:37

Don't worry, ma'am. We're on the case.

0:03:370:03:40

I was 30 seconds away from retirement when this case came down the hatch.

0:03:400:03:44

-I've seen too many cases like this.

-I'm a detective.

0:03:440:03:48

One of the best, buddy. But we've got a grieving widow looking for answers.

0:03:480:03:52

Eh? This widow, who is this?

0:03:520:03:54

You'll have to step back, ma'am. This is official police business.

0:03:540:03:57

Scene of the crime. Some grisly stuff.

0:03:570:03:59

-Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

-Sorry, ma'am, should have warned you first.

0:03:590:04:03

-Crime scenes are not for the faint of heart.

-Crime scene?

0:04:030:04:06

You draw all over the stump!

0:04:060:04:09

It will take me weeks to get these lines removed.

0:04:090:04:12

Ahem, then you best avert your eyes

0:04:120:04:14

from the rest of the crime scene, ma'am.

0:04:140:04:16

# Dum-de-dum-de-doodly-dum. #

0:04:160:04:17

-Why you just make the mess?

-HE SOBS

0:04:170:04:20

If we do not find the Nutty Buddy, he will be gone for ever.

0:04:200:04:25

Don't worry, ma'am. I've got my best man working the phones.

0:04:250:04:29

-Thanks for the tip, ma'am. Look! Our first lead!

-Nice work, Detective.

0:04:290:04:34

This oughta blow the case wide open.

0:04:340:04:37

This? It is no lead.

0:04:370:04:39

It is just scribbles. You have no clue where the Nutty Buddy is.

0:04:390:04:43

Clues? Huh, not only do we have clues but we have suspects.

0:04:430:04:47

-Suspects?

-That's right, ma'am. Show him the line-up!

0:04:470:04:52

And...turn to the side.

0:04:520:04:54

MEGAPHONE CRACKLES Turn to the side, please.

0:04:540:04:56

Oh, yes. Of course.

0:04:560:04:57

Wait! I am not a suspect. I am the ma'am.

0:04:570:05:00

I-I mean, the victim.

0:05:000:05:02

-He did it!

-Stop tampering with the witness, ma'am.

0:05:020:05:05

He is not the witness. He is the suspect.

0:05:050:05:07

-He made me do it!

-CROWD GASPS

0:05:070:05:09

-It's all his fault!

-What?

0:05:090:05:10

-He is lying!

-That's what they all say, ma'am.

0:05:100:05:15

Stop calling me ma'am!

0:05:150:05:16

That kind of attitude isn't helping your case, ma'am.

0:05:160:05:18

-We may have to restrain the suspect.

-I'll put him in lockdown.

0:05:200:05:25

Urgh. They cannot do this to me,

0:05:260:05:29

treating me like some kind of animal.

0:05:290:05:31

I am a squirrel, not an animal!

0:05:310:05:35

I must escape and prove the innocence of me.

0:05:350:05:38

Huh, the prison break, she is safer than I thought... Aaaah!

0:05:390:05:44

Nutty Buddy! Is this you? How did you get here?

0:05:440:05:50

Oh, Nutty Buddy, I love you, yes?

0:05:500:05:53

The case - she is solved! I tell Pickle and Gull.

0:05:530:05:57

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-What is this?

0:05:570:06:00

MEGAPHONE CRACKLES Halt! Now step away from the Buddy.

0:06:000:06:05

But he's my Buddy. I find him and I do the grabbing.

0:06:050:06:08

-You grabbed him?

-Classic buddy-napping.

0:06:080:06:11

No! He was just lying on the floor...not moving.

0:06:110:06:15

-Like he was...dead!

-What?

0:06:150:06:18

You will never take the Nutty Buddy from me!

0:06:180:06:22

We must stick together, Nutty Buddy,

0:06:270:06:29

like the two convicts who are wanted by the law.

0:06:290:06:32

Wait, that does not sound right. I mean...

0:06:320:06:35

DOOR BANGS HE GASPS

0:06:350:06:38

Vamonos, Nutty Buddy.

0:06:420:06:43

The policia, they will take you away but do not worry.

0:06:430:06:46

I keep you safe and we will be free!

0:06:460:06:49

Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:500:06:53

Aaaah!

0:06:530:06:55

OK, this is the exact opposite of being free.

0:06:560:07:01

Wait, the security cameras, yes?

0:07:010:07:04

The footage will clear our names, Nutty Buddy.

0:07:040:07:06

Yes, all we have to do is tell them and... Aah!

0:07:060:07:08

THEY GROAN AND SHOUT

0:07:080:07:11

OK, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

0:07:130:07:17

It's up to you how you want this good cop, bad cop routine to go.

0:07:170:07:20

Uh, who is the bad cop again?

0:07:200:07:23

I'm the bad cop and don't you forget it

0:07:230:07:25

or I'll pretend to be even more angry!

0:07:250:07:29

Whoa, there, bad cop.

0:07:290:07:30

That kind of righteous, fake anger can really hut somebody.

0:07:300:07:34

Yeah, I think I pulled a muscle in my back.

0:07:340:07:37

Let me work it for you.

0:07:370:07:39

-Aw, you are a good cop.

-I'm a good cop.

0:07:390:07:42

-Uh, can we continue, por favor?

-Sorry, suspect.

0:07:420:07:46

You'll have to forgive my partner. She is a bad actor.

0:07:460:07:50

-Bad cop.

-What she said.

0:07:500:07:52

Now, you're looking at some hard time, pal.

0:07:520:07:55

I want names, I want dates, I want you to make me a sandwich.

0:07:550:07:58

Oh, the sandwich? This, I can do.

0:07:580:08:00

You ain't making nothing till you start singing like a canary!

0:08:000:08:05

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'd like a sandwich too.

0:08:050:08:10

With the mustard?

0:08:100:08:11

Ooh, yes, please! Oh, and one more thing.

0:08:110:08:14

-Yes?

-Can you put some ketchup on there too?

-Of course.

-Thank you.

0:08:140:08:19

Oh, and one more thing. How did you kidnap Nutty Buddy?

0:08:190:08:22

It was easy, I just pick him up from beneath the bed and then take him.

0:08:220:08:25

-A-ha!

-Wait. Did I just do the confessing?

0:08:250:08:28

Order in the court! Listen to all the noise I can make. Order in the court.

0:08:290:08:34

-Eh? What is this?

-Your honour, the defendant is guilty, guilty, guilty.

0:08:340:08:38

What?

0:08:380:08:40

-I'm a defence attorney.

-Wait, this, it is not a trial.

-I object.

0:08:400:08:45

Now bring out the first witness.

0:08:450:08:48

-He did it! He's guilty.

-Wait!

0:08:480:08:50

This is all a misunderstanding. I can prove it. I have the evidence.

0:08:500:08:55

Sorry, but this is a court of law. We have no use for evidence here.

0:08:550:08:58

Hold on, Your Honour. This may be really funny.

0:08:580:09:02

I'll allow it, but only if it's extremely funny.

0:09:020:09:05

The security footage. It records everything in the stump.

0:09:070:09:11

Now, if I can just replay it like I tried to do many hours ago,

0:09:110:09:15

you will see I am completamente innocent.

0:09:150:09:18

-Oh, will you just play it already?!

-OK, OK.

0:09:180:09:22

It wasn't that funny.

0:09:250:09:27

What? I am guilty after all!

0:09:310:09:35

I knew it! We're the best detectives ever.

0:09:350:09:38

-Yeah-huh! I mean...

-IN A DEEP VOICE:

-Yeah-huh.

0:09:380:09:41

I cannot believe this. I do not deserve the mercy.

0:09:410:09:44

I am a bad friend to the Nutty Buddy.

0:09:440:09:47

I must pay for the crime and do the time.

0:09:470:09:51

CLOCK TICKS

0:09:510:09:54

Mm, it was an accident. No big deal! Case dismissed!

0:09:570:10:00

Aaaaaw!

0:10:020:10:03

-Goodnight!

-Goodnight!

-Yes, goodnight, everybody.

0:10:070:10:11

And goodnight to you, Nutty Buddy.

0:10:110:10:16

HE YAWNS

0:10:160:10:17

NUTTY BUDDY SQUEAKS

0:10:170:10:18

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS