Squirrel Plague!!! Endangered Species
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# Let's go on an adventure! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# I love you guys! # | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-Waaaaaaah! -Aaaaaaah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# This is getting crazier | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Feels like we're endangered | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
# Species. # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Oh, man. This is going to be so much fun! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Gull, you're really excited about the Antique Nut Show, aren't ya? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
Oh, very much so. I can't wait to see all of those exotic nuts. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Merl says it's going to be the event of the nut season! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:50 | |
Oh. How come you aren't going to come, Pickle? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Yeah, well, the Nut Show sounds a little too boring for me, Gull. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
And with Merl out of the house, I'll finally be able | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
to build my super-duper, fantastic surfboard lava slide! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
-HE GASPS -Maybe me and Merl should stay here | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
and help you with your surfboard lava... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Shh! Gull! It's a secret! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Come on, Merl. Your nuts are loaded and ready for the... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Merl? Merrrrrl? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Merl, we're going to miss the March of the Macadamia! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
GROANING | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
D-did th-that sound like a z-zombie to you? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
LOUD WAILING | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-Uggghh... -Zombie! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Merl! You look sick! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
There is nothing that will keep Merl from going to the Nut Sh... Aaaah! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
Mm... I think Merl's too sick to leave. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Nah, you're fine, aren't you, Merl? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Maybe Merl could take a LITTLE rest. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Ugggghh. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
All right, but let's try and do this quickly. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
What are you doing? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Just trying to figure some way to get you out of the stump fast. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I mean, just making sure you're OK. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Is it gas? I bet it's gas. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-Boop, boop, boop. -Stop that! Ohhh! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-STOMACH RUMBLES -It is not the gas. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-Yep, got to be gas. -HE GROANS | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Well, if I have my squirrel physiology correct, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
and I think I do, this looks to me like a case of squirrel plague. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
Squirrel plague! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-What's squirrel plague? -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-HE COUGHS -Don't be silly, Pickle. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
The squirrel plague, she has been eliminated. And if Merl had it... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:57 | |
-HE SPLUTTERS -..the tail, she'd be covered | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-in the yellow spots. -Uh, Merl? -Hmm? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
-HE GASPS -No, no, no! This cannot be. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Merl cannot have the squirrel plague! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-HE SCREAMS -Yeah, Merl needs a doctor. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Well, we really won't know for sure until we do a proper examination. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
STOMACH RUMBLES | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Do it. -Nurse Gull. -Yes, Doctor? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-Prepare the patient for examination. -Yes, Doctor. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
I'm an ambulance. Siren, siren, siren... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
LOUD CRASHES MERL GROANS AND SCREAMS | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
..siren, siren, siren... | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
The patient is preparated, Doctor. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Aah. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Aaah! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Very interesting. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-I... -HE GASPS | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
SHE GASPS We need to rehydrate him! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Yes, Doctor. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Is that a garden hose? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-Aaah! -HE GASPS FOR AIR | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
STOMACH GURGLES | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Aaa-aaa. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
-Well, the results are in and you are clear to go to the Nut Show. -Yay! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
-Merl is OK? -Totally. Other than a slight case of the moist mouth. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
-Moist mouth! -Moist mouth? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-There goes the lava slide. -What is moist mouth? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
-I knew a squirrel who had the moist mouth once. -Yes? And? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
-What happened to him? -Like I said... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I used to know him! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-Aaaaaaaaah! -Aaaaah! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Bluh, bluh, bluh... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Oh... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
-This tongue towel tastes funny. -Gull! What are you doing? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
-Nothing. -Those paper towels are covered with... Aaaargh! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-STOMACH RUMBLES -..the squirrel plague. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Mm. Is that what that taste is? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Mm... Very plague-alicious. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
That is it! It is up to Merl to keep everyone in this stump... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-STOMACH RUMBLES -..safe. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
What are you going to do, Merl? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
-Merl is going into quarantine. -STOMACH GRUMBLES | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Aaah, aah. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Fight, Merl. You are strong. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
You can beat this plague. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-STOMACH RUMBLES -Ay-ay! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, Gull, I can't bear to watch this any more! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
It's just so sad and...a little boring. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Actually, more than a little boring. But mostly just so, so sad! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Quick, Gull! Tell me a happy story! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Mm. Well, let's see. There's just so many happy stories to tell. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
You know, right up until the whole squirrel plague-y thing, that is. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
Hmm... Well, maybe just pick one from your happy childhood, then. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Oh, that's easy! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
When I was growing up, all alone on my rotting heap of garbage | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
with no parents to feed me or hug me, or love me... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
Oh, why would you tell me such a sad story? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
Well, hold on. I'm not done yet. There is still a happy ending. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
After that, I met you and Merl | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
and we all moved in together into our new stump home. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
You're right. That is a happy ending. Ohhh... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:40 | |
Aarrrrrghhhh! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-MERL GROANS -Happy. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
I want him to be happy again! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
That is it! Those two have no respect for the dying... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
STOMACH GROANS | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
The end... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
She is coming. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
I'm just happy. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
PFFFFFRRRT! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Merl? GLASS BREAKS | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
SOMBRE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Merl was the bestest friend what I ever had, even. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
I think Merl put it best when he said, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
"Aaaah! Oh, oh! Waaaaaah!" | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-We must honour his memory... -..with a 21 snot salute. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
KNOCK AT THE DOOR | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Hey! Beat it, pal! Can't you see we're mourning Merl? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
SHE GASPS Merl! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
-Yes? -It's... Is it really, really you? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Of course it is me. The Merl. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-He's aliiive! -He's a ghost! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Aaaaaaaah! -What? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-No, I am not the ghost. -Oh, so you're cured? -Eh... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
It turns out the squirrel plague was simply the...gassiness. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
Once it was...relieved by the grandioso fartissimo, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
then the pain, she was...gone. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Aaaaah! So, it was gas. Ha-ha, I was right. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
-Uh, I was right? -But what about the yellow spots on your tail? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Oh, yes, the spots. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
These were just the mustard stains from Gull's hot dog. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Mm... Ghost hot dog. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Ghost hot dog? -HE SCREAMS | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Hey, Gull? Gull? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
GULL! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Look! He's not a ghost. He's Merl. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
Merl? Not dead? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
For realsies? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-BOTH: -Yeaaaaaaaah! -Enough! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Now look. It's been a very long and painful day for Merl | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
and all I want to do is take my valuable prized nut collection | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
and have it appraised by the experts at the Nut Show. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Yes! Finally! Off to the Nut Show! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Where is my prized nut collection? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Yeah, where is Merl's prized nut collection? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Yeah, so, the nearest I can figure is... Looks like the birds got them. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
Merl...would have wanted this. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
HE BURPS | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-BOTH: -The birds? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Oh, yeah. Yup, yup, that's what we're figuring. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
-So all my prized nuts are gone? -So all his prized nuts are gone? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
-AND I missed the Nut Show? -AND he missed the Nut Show? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Well, look on the bright side, guys. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
We've got a whole year to collect more nuts for the next Nut Show! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
-HE WHIMPERS -No! My nuts! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Merl's nuts! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Nuts! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 |
