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Cliffhanger!!!

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Let's go on an adventure!

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That isn't very wise.

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I love you guys!

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-Argh!

-Argh!

-Whoa!

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species. #

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'Stop!

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'I'll never survive.

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'No!'

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'Tune in next week for our exciting conclusion.'

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What? But the show! How does she end?

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We'll just have to wait.

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Ooh, one whole week of amazing mystery and suspense.

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-A whole week!

-Yeah, Merl, didn't you hear the music?

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It was all like this -

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# Dum-dum-dum

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# Dramatic musical sting. #

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No! It cannot be. I must know the ending. I must!

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Not me. I love a good cliff-hanger.

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Fact is, I wish my life could be filled with drama and suspense.

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Me too. Because I'm the -

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# Dum-dum-dum. #

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Guy.

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Yes. This, I do not dispute.

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-Now, will you excuse me?

-Hmm, stay tuned.

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All the mystery, the uncertainty, the ending without the ending.

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She make me very hungry, yes.

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Under these covers are delicious condiments for Merl's sandwich.

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One contains mustard, one contains mayonnaise

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and one contains a deadly snake.

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-GASPS FROM IMAGINARY CROWD

-Which one will Merl choose?

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-Um, that one.

-Are you sure?

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-That one.

-Is that your final answer?

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GAME SHOW MUSIC

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-Yes.

-Tune in next week for our exciting conclusion!

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What? But I am hungry.

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I cannot wait until the week that is next to eat the sandwich.

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Oh, sorry, Merl. It wouldn't be very suspenseful now, would it?

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I don't care about the suspense. I only want to eat the sandwich.

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IMAGINARY CROWD GASPS

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RATTLING

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MERL SCREAMS

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Will our hero survive the ravenous reptile?

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Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion.

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I do not think that the snake,

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she will wait a week before the eating of me.

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# Dum-dum-dum. #

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And now a drama in the stump.

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I am the Merl and that is an impostor-ito!

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Oh!

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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-Huh?

-Really?

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-Hmm.

-Stop! Stop this that you are doing. I am the real Merl.

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Oh! It is true?

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Yes, it's true. I didn't want you to know the truth.

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Enough. Stop this silli-osoness.

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What? But it's an internet sensation.

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Hey, Merl. Streaming live.

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Merl, your fans are in a fevered pitch.

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What will happen to Merl next in the stump? Stay tuned.

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You know, there is more to life in the stump than drama and suspense.

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There are also cliff-hangers!

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Argh! I think you hurt my arm!

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Merl. I am your father.

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-Eh?

-I am your father.

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Sorry, I do not understand. We are not even the same species.

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-Would you believe I'm the twin sister you never knew you had?

-No.

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-I would not.

-I'm a space princess.

-OK.

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But this still is not the cliff-hanger.

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This is just the tomfoolery.

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Got to agree with you there, Merl.

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A cliff-hanger, she needs the big stakes.

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Something exciting or dangerous.

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I go to the bathroom or the bedroom, who cares?

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It is not that dangerous, yes.

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I think you may be right, Merl.

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Of course I am. Now, let me go to the bathroom.

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That's right, folks. A great white shark

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has been put into Merl's toilet to make it more dangerous.

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MERL SCREAMS

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The potty. The shark. This, it was no cliff-hanger either.

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You're right, Merl. So don't move.

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This, how did it happen?

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Oh, er...who knows? It's a cliff-hanger.

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# Dum-dum-dum

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# We rigged the ceiling to fall on Merl's head, musical sting. #

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One false step and the entire stump will come crashing down on Merl.

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And only Merl.

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Will he survive? Tune in next year.

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What? But I cannot stand here for the whole year.

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Sorry. It is a season finale.

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# Dum-dum-dum

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# Season finale, only reruns ahead, musical sting. #

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But the Gull, he can just say, "The year, she has passed."

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She has?

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BELL CHIMES

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-Oh!

-Aw, Merl, you ruined the cliff-hanger.

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Yes, I did. I shall be the spoiler.

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I spoil the cliff-hanger with the resolution instante.

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Cliff-hanger!

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-Spoiler!

-Huh?

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GULL SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Cliff-hanger!

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Merl.

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Spoiler!

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RINGING

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Cliff-hanger!

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Spoiler.

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# Dum-dum-dum. #

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Again, our hero suspects nothing.

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How will he ever survive that giant bomb planted beneath his seat?

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Spoiler.

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Aww, no fair.

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These cliff-hangers ain't that exciting.

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We need to come up with something really dangerous.

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The spoiler, this time he just hides somewhere safe.

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Where is the basement? Oh, no! The bomb.

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Before she blow up and she open the river of lava! Help!

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Pfft! Sounds like spoiler Merl again, trying to spoil everything.

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I cannot do the spoiling. I am in real danger. Hanging off the stairs.

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Help me!

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Aww, come on, Merl. I'm the one who needs help.

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And I want a cliff-hanger, not a stair-hanger!

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No!

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OK. Now I am hanging from the cliff. Please help!

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Ignore him, Gull. He's just trying to distract us

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so we can't think of a good cliff-hanger.

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But I am hanging from the cliff!

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Whatever.

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Fingers slipping... about to fall.

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Hey, Merl, could you mind keeping it down with all your shouting

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about hanging off a cliff, OK?

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Because Pickle's trying to figure out a good cliff-hanger. Thank you.

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Wait a sec, the big cliff-hanger. It's staring me right in the face.

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-The cliff I hang from cliff-hanger?

-No.

-My cliff-hanger is...

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My search for a cliff-hanger!

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# Dum-dum-dum. # Dramatic joke within a joke musical sting.

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Stay tuned. Will our hero bunny find

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the cliff-hanger ending she so desperately seeks? The answer...

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next time in the stump. Now let's freeze-frame.

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Will someone please help?

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Sorry, Merl. Can't move.

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-We're in a freeze-frame.

-What? This is not a freeze-frame.

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This is just the two of you standing very still. Help me!

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Before I fall!

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Freeze-frame!

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It's a close one, huh?

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The cliff-hanger. Perhaps she is not so bad after all.

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To be continued.

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-Hmm. Needs work.

-Oh, I know!

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But this wasn't the only peril

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facing our friends at the end of this episode.

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There was also the massive doomsday ducky hurtling towards the stump.

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Or will they simply be destroyed with the rest of the planet

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by the invasion of... the alien corn pops?

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Or will something even more terrifying happen?

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What?

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