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# Let's go on an adventure

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# That isn't very wise... #

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-GULL LAUGHS

-I love you guys!

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SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

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# This is Captain Crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species! #

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MERL SIGHS

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MERL SNORES AND SLEEP TALKS

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HE SCREAMS

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THEY ALL SNORE

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Ay, ay!

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The sleep, it is so crowded!

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Go in your own beds, yes?

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MERL GROWLS

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You'll like this, Senor Nuttybutty.

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What is the seven-letter word for not enough space?

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Hmm.

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Oh, I know, I know!

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Happiness.

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What're you doing, Merl?

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Fitting letters in little squares?

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Still using the boring old alphabet?

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Whoops!

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Uh-oh...

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STEAM HISSES

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SHOWER RUNS

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# La, la, lather-amundo

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# Me, me, me, querto

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# With my soap-oh

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# In all the spot-ohs. #

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PIXEL STARTS TO HUM

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GULL STARTS TO SING

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-Ahhh!

-BATHTUB CLANGS

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Whoops!

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Not a good idea to jump around in the shower, Merl.

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MERL GROWLS

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This! She is a violacione of the privacy!

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Attencione.

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A family meeting, she is being called.

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What's up, Nuttercup?

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I need the space.

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But, Merl, we've got tonnes of space.

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Almost too much space.

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Exactomundo!

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So the stump, I have divided her into three equal parts.

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She is beautiful, yes?

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We each get our own space that is ours.

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You see how we can be alone together, yes?

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Perfecto!

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I am having the kitchen, the bedroom,

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as well as yawny and much of the stairs.

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Pickle, she has the couch

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and el place-oh stinkioso near the potty.

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And Gull... Eh, he has these spaces, too.

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I'm calling my spaces the United Spots of Gull.

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I'm calling this here the Fun Public of Picklonia.

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Law number one, have fun.

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Law number two... GIGGLES

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I said "number two".

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And this is...The Space That Is Mine And Not Yours

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So Do Not Cross The Line, yes?

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Hmm, that name needs a little work.

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Here are some other options -

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Merlington,

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Squirlopolis,

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Safetystan,

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Don't Touch That Ville.

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No, she is called...

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The Space That Is Mine And Not Yours So Do Not Cross The Line, yes?

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GULL LAUGHS AND YELPS

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STOMACH RUMBLES

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Oh, you're right. We haven't eaten in a while.

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Well, let me just get you something out of the fridge.

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ALARM RINGS

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Halt-amente!

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Gull, you cannot be crossing the borders with the willy-nilliness.

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Everyone must stay inside their spaces.

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Pfft, lighten up, Puncharello. He just wants a snack.

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Hmm, OK.

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He can go to el-fridgador, but only if he, how you say...

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pays his ways?

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GLOVES SNAP

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HE GULPS

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GULL LAUGHS

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Is that all you got?

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The nut.

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She is acceptable.

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Hey, Merl, where'd all the good food go?

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How you say...

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my space, my rules?

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Woohoo!

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-TV:

-It's time for...

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BOTH: Danger time danger!

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-TV:

-Welcome to the Antique Nut Show.

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Merl, what gives?

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I'm sorry, Pickle, but el-televisioni,

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she's in the sovereign territory of me.

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My space, my rules.

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Hmm. I can't cross the line without paying,

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but he didn't say nothing about this!

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MERL GASPS

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My airspace! She's invaded.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Oh... Oh..!

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Merl, you OK?

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MERL GRUNTS

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There will be no more crossing of the lines.

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The border, she is now closed.

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HE GRUNTS

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Hi, Merl!

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Pickle, you are knowing of the rules, yes?

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Relaxify, Merl.

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I ain't in your stinky old space.

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See?

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PICKLE SINGS AND HUMS

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Ooh, my pinky toe almost crossed the line.

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I'd better be careful.

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PICKLE BLOWS

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Pickle, you cannot make the blowing of the air here.

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No law against it in my space.

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My space, my rules.

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PICKLE BLOWS

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Ah! I will stop this.

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Ha!

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How are you going to do that, build a wall?

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LAUGHS

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DRILLING AND HAMMERING

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Nobody puts Pickle in a corner!

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-GULL HUMS

-Hiya, Merl!

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Want to squat with me?

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There's room under my nice, warm armpit.

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MERL SIGHS AND SHUDDERS

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Thanks for the light, Merl. This one's for you.

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Phew. How about tossing me some grub, bub?

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The food, she is in my land and she is not for you.

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But I'm hungy!

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WHINES AND MOANS

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Eh. Perhaps there is poppy corns in the couch.

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Go look while I'm having the tapas.

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Wha...?!

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I do not even like the carrots and yet I eat them.

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Why do I do this?

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Because you're a big meanie?

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Because I can! My space, my rules.

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Ooh!

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STOMACH RUMBLES

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STOMACH MOANS

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Oh... The carrots, they are too much of the fibre.

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El potty, she calls to me.

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The border! Ay, ay, ay...

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Pickle, may I have the permission to cross your territory, por favor?

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Sure, Merl. Everybody's welcome in Picklonia,

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as long as you sing the national anthem.

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SIGHS

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-The anthem nacional?

-Yep!

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Repeat after me.

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# Merl's face is so bad

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# Even he wants to leave... #

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# Merl's face is so... # Hey!

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Well, go on,

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-finish the song.

-No.

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You cannot just make up songs

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about how your space is better than everyone else's.

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Well, sure it is.

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Everybody wants to live in Picklonia.

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Isn't that right, Nuttybutty? MERL GASPS

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Senor Nuttybutty, he is behind the enemy lines.

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Traitor!

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In fact, he's changing his name to...

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Carrot Parrot cos it's funner.

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MERL CRIES

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I'm carrot parrot. Pickle rules, pickle rules!

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CARROT PARROT SQUAWKS

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This insult, she means war.

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I'm neutral!

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How long has it been, Carrot Parrot?

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Five minutes, five minutes.

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Five minutes? That's like...

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For ever!

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We can't go on like this, Merl.

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So, you surrender and I go to el-potty, yes?

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Surrender? Never!

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Then, to your face stuffing, I say never, too!

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STOMACHS GROWL

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GIGGLES

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-ZOOMING

-Huh?

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My space...

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My rules! MERL GROWLS

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GULL LAUGHS

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SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER

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Nooo!

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CREAKING

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GRENADES CLINK

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SIGHS

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BOTH GROWL

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Too bad we all don't live in the United Spots of Gull

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because you guys could totally eat and potty there.

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You know, making the whole stump a United Spot was a sweet idea.

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Yep, but there's only one spot we really need - the family spot.

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OK, Gull, I think you can do the letting go now.

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It's starting to get a little weird now, Gull.

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My space, my rules.

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BOTH STRUGGLE

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