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-# Let's go on an adventure

-That isn't very wise... #

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-GULL GIGGLES

-# I love you guys... #

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SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

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# This is a Captain Crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species! #

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MERL SIGHS

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-MAN ON TV:

-He steals from the wickedly rich

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to give to the innocent poor.

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It's the Robin Hood mega-marathon.

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Our adventures begin deep inside the Sherwood Forest.

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Robin Hood frees the love of his life, Maid Marion, by defea...

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Last we saw, a cleverly disguised Robin Hood...

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We now return to day 11 of our rollicking Robin Hood...

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The dastardly Sheriff of Nottingham in an archery contest...

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Evildoers cower

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and innocents cheer whenever they hear Robin Hood's cry...

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Tally ho!

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CRASHING

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The Gull, he has been watching Robin Hood for the past two weeks.

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-FLIES BUZZ

-The garbage, she is out of control.

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Gull, hola? Gull?

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Perhaps he needs a few minutos to snap out of it.

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Hmm. Maybe he hasn't gone to sleep because his bed's really boring.

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MERL HUMS

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GARBAGE RATTLES

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Sherwood Forest...

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where Robin Gull resides.

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Oh, a wagon of riches!

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Tally ho!

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CRASHING

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Fear not, simple village folk, for it is I, Robin Gull,

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who steals from the rich and gives to the poor.

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Gotcha, buddy.

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Won't you help a poor urchin with no bits to eat?

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Here you go, poor fella.

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Pickle, did Gull come this wa...? No!

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I suppose it is the poor Merl who have to clean this up, hmm?

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What? Poor Merl?

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You never told me you were poor.

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N-n-n-no! Ahh!

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Why do you do this?

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I rob from the rich and give to the poor, like you!

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But I am not the poor.

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So... You're rich? Oh, my bad!

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Wait! But this is my stuff -

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you cannot just take it.

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Oh, sorry, Merl. Just stealing from the rich.

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But I am not the rich

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and, now that you take everything, I am poor.

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Very poor!

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Not me, guv. Look at all me loot. I be rich!

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TOY SQUEAKS

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Er, wait a second.

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Weren't you just poor? And you poor, then rich,

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then poor, then poor, and rich,

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and then you were poor again, then rich, then poor...

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Hmm, maybe I steal from the fridge and give to the stove?

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Looks like Gull is stuck in a Robin Hood loop-de-loo.

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Loop-de-loo?

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This is a technical term, yes?

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I steal from the window!

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He's stealing from something and giving to something else.

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I steal from the dark and give to the light!

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The only way to get the loop-de-looer out from the loop that he's in

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is to play along with him until the story ends.

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This theory of yours, it is based on the science, yes?

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Pfft, duh, Merl! Course it is.

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Now put on this frilly dress.

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-TORCH FLICKERS

-Huh?

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TORCH CLICKS

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What?!

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How did you do this, Pickle?

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And how did I get into this dress?

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I'm not Pickle, I'm the evil Sheriff of Picklingham.

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LAUGHS FIENDISHLY

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And I am kidnapping the love of Robin Gull's life, Maid Merlion.

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Ah! I did not agree to this!

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GROWLS

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-MERL HIGH PITCHED:

-Stop, help!

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And if Robin Gull ever wants to seeth thou dearest love again...

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Really? I mean, er, yes, of course!

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Thou gots to beateth me in an archery contest hither yon.

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LAUGHS

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An archery contest!

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Robin Gull says...

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-GULL HIGH PITCHED:

-Tally ho!

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Oh, oh...

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No, no, no. This, it is not right.

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Pickle, you must be the girlie maiden and I the mucho macho guy.

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Nay, I say, fair maiden ladies' name.

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Why would you be called the Sheriff of Picklington?

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That makes no sense at all.

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Huh? Why is it you put the apple on my head?

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We've got to aim at something in...

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TRUMPET FANFARES

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The archery contest to winneth Maid Merlion.

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Oh, hey, hold on a second.

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Just got to get my arrows ready.

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WATER SPLASHING

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They always stick better when they're wet.

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WHAT?!

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PICKLE LAUGHS FEVERISHLY

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Ahhh!

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CRASHING AND RATTLING

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Under the legs!

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The target, she is not my face!

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Bull's-eye.

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Maiden down...oh!

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Hear ye, hear ye.

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I doth now stealeth Maid Merlion away to yonder castle,

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wherest we shall be wedded-ed-ed.

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Whoo, yay!

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Sure hope no swashbuckling Robin Gull stops me.

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-Me, too.

-Er...

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Don't you think you maybe ought to stop me?

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Nope.

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Maybe interrupt the wedding feast?

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Maybe eat some hot dogs?

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-GRUMBLING

-Hot dogs? Oh, yes!

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Ah, too late. I shall eat them all.

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LAUGHS FIENDISHLY

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GULL GASPS

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Flabbergast!

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TRUMPET BLOWS

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HORSE HOOVES CLOP

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KNOCKING

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'Allo? Who ees eet?

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It is I, Robin Gull.

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PICKLE GASPS

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The Robin Gull, he is not welcome 'ere,

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unless he wears...

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le disguise fancy!

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Oh, oh!

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KNOCKING

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'Allo? Who ees eet?

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It is I, Robin Gull.

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This cannot be. You have le moustache fancee!

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-GULL GIGGLES

-That's because I'm in disguise.

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Oh, oh! In that case, come on in.

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Wow, it is truly amazing what you can do with the refrigerator box.

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Hot dogs! So you didn't eat them all.

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Not yet, but I will, right after I marry Maid Merlion.

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-KISSES AIR

-Uh, uh..

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Robin Gull, may I borrow the moustacho, por favore?

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Ah, finally I look mucho macho.

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GULL GASPS

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Oh, who is this strange creature with face hair on his face fur?

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Do not fear, Sheriff, I will save you from this fiend.

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Ay, ay, ay!

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Point the sword at the Spaniard outside the building, please.

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Oh! You...you b-b-bent my sword.

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Er, no! Look, look it is OK.

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GULL WHIMPERS AND CRIES

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I...

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You bent my sword!

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-Oh, way to go Maid Merlion.

-Maid Merlion?

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Oh, since when did you grow a moustache?

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Er, while I was waiting for you to do the rescue of me

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from the evil Sheriff of Picklingham.

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So, I will let you two get to the fighting without me, yes?

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Wait a second.

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That's no woman's moustache.

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-GASPS

-You're an impostor!

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Tally ho!

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Avenge you!

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NOOOO!

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Gull, I am sorry. That was a... Ahh!

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Take this! And this!

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Oh, the fish, it is too smelly.

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You cannot escape me, evil maiden.

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Take that and that, and one of these!

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-Oh, no.

-CRASHING

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Ah! Now I'm over here.

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Behind you!

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Ah! Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not left-handed.

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Ha-ha! Hiyah!

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Well, I am not left-handed either.

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GULL GROWLS

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CRASHING AND BANGING

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THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT

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PICKLE HUMS CASUALLY

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-Whoa!

-Take this and that.

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No, no, you take that and this,

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and a tickle under here.

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Whoa!

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Aha! I rob the fish and give to the floor.

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Tally ho! Unhand him, foul Maid Merlion.

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You're supposed to let Gull win, Merl.

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Ah-ha!

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You can never defeat the great Robin Gull.

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And his trusty sidekick, the Sheriff of Picklingham.

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Tally ho!

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HORSE NEIGHS

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-GULL:

-Merly-toe!

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MERL SIGHS

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There is no happily ever after for Maid Merlion.

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MOP SQUEAKS

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Hey, Merl, any more popcorn?

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I've been knocking the last of the Robin Hood out of Gull's head

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with a good old-fashioned Geckozilla movie marathon.

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Ah, si. The Geckozilla movies - that is nice.

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-Ahh! No!

-BOTH: Nooo!

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GULL ROARS

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