Pickle Says... Relax! Endangered Species


Pickle Says... Relax!

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# Let's go on an adventure

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# That isn't very wise

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# Ha-ha-ha, I love you guys... #

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Waaargh!

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Wah! Whoa!

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# ..This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered...

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# Species! #

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FLY BUZZES

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MERL SINGS A HAPPY SONG

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My work here is done.

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-MERL YAWNS

-And now for siesta.

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Ooh-hoo-hoo!

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13 bags filled with trash, Gull! You know what that means!

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-BOTH: Garbage stuff party!

-No!

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Not the garbage stuff party!

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-Whoo-hoo!

-I am so going to ski all over you, mountain of trash.

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But first, safety goggles.

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Waah! The goggles! They do nothing!

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Nice form, Gull! But you lost points with that stinky landing.

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What is going on here?!

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GULL SNIFFS Diapers really do lock odour in!

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MERL GROWLS

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I do not know why I bother.

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I cook, I clean, I sweat,

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I decontaminate the sweat,

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but this dump, she is always the mess.

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THEY LAUGH AND WHOOP

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You have broken my tiny squirrel heart one too mucho times!

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I will no more do the cleaning of this dump!

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PICKLE LAUGHS

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No cleaning! Yeah, right, Merl(!)

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You will see, Pickle.

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-I will never clean again!

-But you're cleaning right now.

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That, she was the last time.

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Whoa! Merl sounds serious.

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Maybe he won't ever clean up again.

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OK, this, she was the last time.

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Well, that's settled.

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Time to ski down some trash.

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No, Gull, don't you see?

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Merl can't stop cleaning even if he wants to.

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Can't a squirrel vacuum his fur in private?!

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Waah-ha-ha!

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Hmm... I've got an idea!

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Maybe, just maybe, we...

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could make less of a mess.

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Pfffrrrt! Less of a mess?! Well, that sounds hard, Pickle.

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Hey, what if we mess an even bigger mess,

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so Merl's never not not cleaning the mess?!

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Hmm...

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Pfffrrrt! That is the craziest thing I ever heard!

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Hold it! I just got a Pickle of an idea!

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You wanted a break from cleaning, so we got you a break from cleaning.

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What are you talking about?

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Hush, shush, shush. Hush, hush.

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All right, Gull, bring her in!

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It's a giant crate and you're welcome.

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Hurry up, Gull! Open it up!

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Oh, Pickle, I think my fish is broken.

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Ready for your life to change, Merl?

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I will get my broom.

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There is no need to broom.

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The Lasotron 5000 will broom for you.

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What?! What did you say?!

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-Can you hear better now?

-Mm-hm!

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Pickle, what is it that you were thinking?!

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A roboto to do Merl's chores?!

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I will have none of it!

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Hmph! After all we went through to get you the Lasotron 5000!

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One Lasotron 5000, please.

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-'It'll be there some time.'

-Phew, I'm pooped!

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You just relax, Merl.

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Let Lasotron 5000 do all the dirty work.

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No, that's MY dirty work! I take everything back, I must clean!

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No! Not that!

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Hmm, that is muy conveniente.

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I mean, "No! Not that!"

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Relax, Merl, it's for your own good.

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Never! Merl will never relax!

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I'm sorry that it came to this, Merl.

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Sticky squirrel!

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No! No!

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Why are you doing this to me?

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Cos we love you. Now, sit down!

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Now we can make all the mess we want, completely Merl guilt free.

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MERL GROWLS

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Mess level 6, tidy mode.

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THEY WHOOP AND LAUGH

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Mess level 28, squeegee mode.

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THEY LAUGH

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Grrrr....aaah!

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Rust level 89,

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polish mode.

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What?! Relax-ione, you have not defeated me.

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Gargh!

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Pedicure mode.

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Ahh...

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That feels bueno!

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Can THIS be the dreaded relax-ione?

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Oh... Oh, yeah, that's the knot.

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Ohh, crack it...

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Merl did it! He finally figured out how to relax!

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THEY YAWN

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Sure took him long enough, though, didn't it?

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THEY SNORE

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Sleep level 78, tuck in mode.

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PICKLE YAWNS, BIRDS TWITTER

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Huh?

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Morning, Pickle! Guess who doesn't have gull lice any more?

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Goodbye, ear tangles.

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Hey, I wonder how Merl feels after his first real taste of relaxation.

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-DRONING SLOWLY:

-Pickle, you were right.

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Yikes! Argh!

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Chill with me.

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What is going on? WHAT'S GOING ON?!

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Relax-ione, mi amigo.

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M-M-M-Merl, what happened to you?

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This is muy relaxing.

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MERL SIGHS CONTENTEDLY

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GULL GURGLES

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I... I have never seen relaxation so out of control before.

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If anything could tell us how Merl got gooey,

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it's the inter-webber-net!

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Let's see... Squirrels who hate acorns...

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Squirrels with tail envy...

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Ah! Squirrels who turn to goo!

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Says here, if squirrels aren't constantly moving,

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collecting nuts or cleaning stumps...

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they melt?!

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I can't believe this! I only wanted Merl to take it easy and relax,

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not get all greasy and melt like wax.

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Danger! Floor wax breach! Unknown mess alert.

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Prepare to eradicate.

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No, no, no, you crazy robot, that mess is Merl!

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Hey, Lasotronster, what's happening?

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Nooooo!

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Argh! Urgh-brr-bl-bl!

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Halt! Those in possession of a mess will be destroyed.

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Neatly, though.

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Er...nothing but us dishes in here!

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THEY SCREAM

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Can't a stinky gull get any privacy?!

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-GLASS JAR CLINKS

-Do not tap on the Merl jar!

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GLASS JAR CLINKS Not now, Lasotron,

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we are hiding.

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THEY SCREAM

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Ay, ay, ay! What kind of mess have I gotten us into?

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Mess! She is it!

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Gull, Pickle, it is time to make a mess.

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Time for...my secret trash stash!

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Hey, Lasotron! How do you like THEM dirty socks?

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Sock level, maximum sockitude. Cleaning im...poss...ible.

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Locate my receipt.

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Self...destruct!

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PICKLE WHISTLES

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-Will you look at this mess!

-MERL SOBS QUIETLY

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MERL WHIMPERS

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I wonder who will clean this mess up now.

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Who, I say, who?

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Si, only one squirrel can clean this mess!

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That squirrel is me! Now, put me down, I say!

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BOTH: Do it, Merl! Do it!

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A little help, por favor?

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Oh, Merl, you're back! And you're...

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Stop! Covered in germs is what you two are!

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Now, give the squirrel space. This room, she is a mess!

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And nothing bad ever happened again. The end.

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SINISTER MUSIC

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Nuh-uh, no sequel-amentes for you!

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