Gull Patterned Baldness Endangered Species
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# Let's go on an adventure! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# That isn't very wise | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# I love you guys! # | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Waaaaah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Aaaaaah! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
# This is getting crazier | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Feels like we're endangered... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
# Species! # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
MERL SIGHS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Ah! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Has there ever been anything more the greater invention | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
than the vacuum? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
More than the tool for the sucking up of this stump's many fur balls, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
she is mi amiga. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Oh! Easy, vacuum. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
No need to get all emotional with Merl. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
Vacuum, we meet again, for the first time, in a row. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
I bet you and Merl just have like a tonne of fun together. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Stop being so romantic! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Ah, ah, oh! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
No wonder Merl loves you. You're wonderful. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
Esmeralda! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
What has this bad Gull done to you? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Meh! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Yee-ha! Ride 'em, Bucko! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Wahoo! On a vacuum! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Look out! Coming through. Watch my head. Pardon. Excuse me. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:51 | |
I'll handle this. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
She will all be over soon. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Phew. That makes 17 household appliances that I've been stuck in. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
Thanks, old buddies. I... | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Hey, is this just me or is everyone's head a little breezy? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:19 | |
Oh, you. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Don't change a thing. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
No, no, my head, my beautiful feathered head! Oh! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
It's not so bad, Gull. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Maybe if you squint, use an eye patch, | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
maybe turn off a couple of lights. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
You sort of, kind of, look like a... bald eagle? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
A bald eagle? Really? Could it be? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Question. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
What is a bald eagle? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Nope, nope, nope, yep. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
-Oh, yeah, you could be brothers. -Yay. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Why didn't you come to any of my birthday parties, huh? Huh? Huh? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
I still love you, bro. You can have my kidney. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Pickle, Gull, he looks nothing like the eagle. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Shush, Merl, I'm just trying to make him | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
feel better about losing his feathers. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
What harm could come from that? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
'Bald eagle. Greatest predator of all birds. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
'The eagle's prey quivers in fear as the master of the hunt | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
'stretches its massive wings. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
'Yes, the eagle hungers and it shall be satisfied.' | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
That is... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
so me! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
It is the greatest. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
From now on, I do everything like a bald eagle. Everything. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
-This, she will take the while. -Everything. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I go to the bath with bubble-itos. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
I'm staying to watch this. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
No, wait, we need popcorn. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-TV: -'The eagle makes its home near open water. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
'These areas provide ample prey, be it a school of salmon, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
'a high school of trout, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
'a home-schooled beaver, or maybe | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
'just an innocent squirrel bathing leisurely.' | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
A rubber ducky, a warm bath - | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
what more could a soiled squirrel want? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
-Eagle dive! -AH! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, oh, oh! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
Gull, what is it you're up to now? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Don't worry, I'm an eagle, Merl, | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
and you ruined my midday squirrel-flavoured, | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
squirrel-shaped squirrel snack. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Well, Gull, if at first you don't succeed to eat the squirrel snack, | 0:04:56 | 0:05:02 | |
you must try... Uno minuto! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Squirrel snack? Oh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Eagle landing! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Eagle slam! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
AH! Pickle, the most horrible thing has happened. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:19 | |
Pickle, the most horrible thing she has happened. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Gull, he thinks he is the bald eagle. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
He wants Merl for the furry appetiser-ino. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
Oh, come off it, Merl, everyone knows squirrels taste terrible. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
-TV: -'A bald eagle may have missed it wily and nervous prey, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
'but the king of the sky never gives up. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
'Ahem! The king of the sky NEVER gives up!' | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh, sorry, I was in the little eagle's room. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Hey, guys, so, here's the thing. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
I'm going to go ahead and hunt you down | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
and crunch you up in my powerful beak, now. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
OK? Eagle lead! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Boop, boop, boop. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
I don't hear anything. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Once again, the make-believe ends in disaster. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Curse you, imagination. Curse you! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
Has anybody ever told you guys how delicious you look? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
-Eagle attack! -Ah! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
'The call of the mighty eagle...' | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Eagle scream! Eagle dive! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
-Ah! -Eagle chase! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
'Once the mighty eagle has captured its prey, there's nothing left | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
'but to rip into its fleshy carcass with its razor sharp evil talons.' | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
A-ha! You do not have the razor-sharp eagle talons. Hm? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
Us eagles is pretty smart. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Oh, no! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Eagle pounce! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
'But, wait, the bald eagle's hunt is interrupted by only one thing - | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
'caring for is precious younglings.' | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Ah, I thought I once heard Merl say he wanted to be a youngling. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:21 | |
-Ah. -Sorry, Merl. -Rock-a-bye Merl-y, stuck in my wings... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:28 | |
'Terrible singing isn't enough for a baby eaglet. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
'It craves sustenance and nothing beats whatever's left | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
'rotting in Mama eagle's throat.' | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
HE BURPS | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Oh, silly me. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Wittle baby eagy-weagy can't eat that. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Swing, little eaglet, swing. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Let Mama's stomach acid keep you nice and warm. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
The gull goo, she burns, she burn... | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Shush, do not say another word. Also, do not ask how I got in here. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
'Ah, baby eaglet has been fussy. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
'Maybe he'd prefer a sneaky disrespecting rabbit. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
'Baldy, they're getting away.' | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Eagle leap! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Run, Pickle, run. You must switch off el DVD naturally. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
It's the only way to repair the gull. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Pickle, change el DVD, quickly. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
To what? To what? Penguins, caterpillars, camels... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
Camels! Camel's world. Camels! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Choose anything, Pickle, anything! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
-'What are you doing, Pickle?' -Ah! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
'Who will narrate if I'm gone? Who?' | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Narrate this! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
'Very well, you're now ejecting the sassy narration nature series DVD. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
'I...' | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Ha, I bet whatever's on this DVD will be way better than that guy. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
ROARING | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
'Dinosaurs - magnificent. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
'Older than your grandma and twice as mean.' | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Dinosaur-a-mentes? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Ha! Lucky for us, they are muy extinct-o. Muy! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
Spread eagle. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Oh, right, forgot about him. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Hey! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
That's no bald eagle. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Guess I'm plain old Gull again. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
'Of course, everyone knows that birds, especially seagulls, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
'are the modern descendants of ancient dinosaurs. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
'Pretty cool, am I right?' | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Roaring! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Yeah, we should've seen this coming. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Hey, guys, check it out. I'm a dinosaur now. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Er, hey, am I a plant eating dinosaur or a meat eater kind? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
'Oh, what do you think?' | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Uh-huh. Ah! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Come on, guys, I only want to eat your spines. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
You've got plenty of those to go around. Right, come on back here. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Dinosaur roar! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 |