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# That's going in the centre

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# That isn't very wise

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# Ha-ha ha, I love you guys... #

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Wah!

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Ah!

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Whoa!

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# This is getting crazier

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# Feels like we're endangered

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# Species. #

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That looks delicious.

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Ooh. Oh!

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Gull, the food in the pictures, it is not real.

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You cannot eat it.

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-Moving on.

-What's that?

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These are just pictures from vacations

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my family went on without me.

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They're always travelling and sending me these photos.

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Family vacation!

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Oh, we're a family. We need to have a family vacation too.

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Oh, we have to pack. I don't have socks. I don't have any socks!

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Socks? This is something Gull wears?

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OK, I had to make some hard choices about what to leave behind

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but I'm all set.

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Now, let's get this family vacation started.

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Whoo-hoo. I love a good family vacation.

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I'm packed. Where shall we go?

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G-G-Go?

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As in leave the stump?

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No, no, no. There is only trouble out there.

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-Vacations. They have the danger.

-The danger.

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-The disease.

-The disease!

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The gift shops.

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BOTH: A gift shop?

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Yay!

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Gift! Shop! Gift! Shop!

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Forget it. I am not leaving the stump.

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I'm staying right here where it be safe.

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-Well then, we'll just have to bring our family vacation here.

-Yay!

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PICKLE GRUNTS

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This? It is our vacation?

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You betcha!

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It's called Vacation In A Box.

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Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

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-Are we there yet?

-What?

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-We there yet?

-No.

-Are we there yet?

-No.

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-So, are we there yet?

-No.

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-Are we there yet?

-No!

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Are we there yet?

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Si. Yes. Yes, we're here. Look around.

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Enjoy the everyday family vacation that is our stump.

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Whoo-hoo! This is so much fun!

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Just wait.

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Caution. Vacation under pressure holds danger leak.

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Everyone, get in real close.

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I don't think this is such a good ide... Whoa!

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BOOM!

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Whoa.

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Snow? In the stump?

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Let's family vacation!

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Now let's tear this slope up!

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I am not getting in one of those chairs.

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I'm going to stay right here where it is safe.

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Don't worry, Merl, we can take the safest chair.

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See you at the top!

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And which chair would that be?

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Come on, Merl! I say this one!

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Whoo!

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PICKLE LAUGHS

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Whoo-hoo!

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Already I want to go home.

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What a view!

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HE YODELS

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Hey! It sounds like there's somebody out there.

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Is there anybody out there?

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No! No! No!

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We're all alone.

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Let's shred some powder. Whoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Are you guys coming or what?

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OK. Feel the burn. OK.

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Argh!

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-Whoo-hoo!

-Come on, Merl. Your turn!

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Must check my gear. Frostbite fixer. Avalanche detector.

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Reindeer bite anti-venom. My...

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Argh!

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Chair-lift, no!

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What are you... Ouch!

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Argh!

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Wow, Merl, I didn't know you liked backcountry skiing!

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This is not the backcountry skiing! It is the kitchen-country smashing!

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Maybe you need to relax-ify more, Merl.

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Yes, this - it is a good idea.

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No more family vacations for Merl.

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But I know the perfect way for you to relax-ify.

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It's called...

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-A family vacation!

-Yeah!

-No!

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-Get in close.

-Let me see those instructions.

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EXPLOSION

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Surf's up, dudes!

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I'm a bodacious wild wahine. Cowabunga! Whoo-hoo!

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-Come on, Merl, it's fun!

-Whoo!

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The sun? She is warm. The sand? She is soft. But that hammock?

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She may look safe,

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but she will swing me like a pinata until I hit my head on that tree.

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That is so never going to happen, Merl. Ever.

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Whoa! Whoa!

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-Told you!

-Not so bad.

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Even a little relaxing. Siesta...

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CHEERFUL MUSIC

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Ahh.

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Ooh.

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Hola, brain.

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La luna! It is a nut.

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Hi, Merl. Are you relaxed yet?

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HE SCREAMS

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-Where did the nutty moon go?

-Oh, good, you're awake.

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I have a great idea for our next vacation.

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-I don't want to go on a vacation at all!

-Oh! I know! I know!

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Let's go to Family World!

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-That sounds awesome.

-Sounds unsafe.

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We are going to Family World

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and we are going to have a family vacation and that is family-final.

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-Hello and welcome to... Family World!

-Family World!

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-Is this some kind of theme park?

-Not just any theme park.

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# Cows have families and so do the mice

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# That's why it's a family world. #

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Yay!

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FAIRGROUND MUSIC

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SCARY MUSIC

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OMINOUS LAUGH

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Are you sure this won't be boring?

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-Boring? Didn't you see the robots?

-# It's a family world. #

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My face! My beautiful face!

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OMINOUS MUSIC

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-Hey, I'll give it a try.

-Wait, I must check the rules.

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No standing, no jumping, no shouting,

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no touching, no kissing, no sleeping no parking, no farting,

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no spinning, no thinking, no squeezing, no knitting,

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no bouncing, no smelling, no humming, no itching,

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no licking, no shaving, no warning, no hooping,

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-no reading aloud.

-Come on, Merl.

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My safety instincts tell me something is still not right.

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OMINOUS MUSIC

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Here comes the family hug.

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Oh, safety restraints.

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-There's the love.

-Wait, we are moving?

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This is the best day of my life.

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It's too slow. Make it go faster, Gull.

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Don't forget to visit the gift shop on your way out

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for your souvenir photo.

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Oh, look, that's where we had our first family vacation. Remember?

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Like it was just moments ago.

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Wow, look, this must be where the ride picks up.

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-Maybe we'll go off a cliff.

-I thought you said this was safe.

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Here we go!

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MERL SCREAMS

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# Well it's a family world. #

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-Hey, Merl, is that your underwear?

-What?

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I had those arranged by day of the week. Is nothing sacred?

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For dangerous robots, these guys sure do sing a lot.

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Yes, por favor, get me off this ride!

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Souvenir photos are available in the gift shop.

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-That's if we even make it to the gift shop.

-Gift shop!

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Hey, remember when we were remembering remembering

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-about remembering here?

-Now's our chance.

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Let's get off this train before it's too late.

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I can't escape the hug.

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-It's too tight.

-Come on.

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-Alert! Alert!

-Pickle, no!

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Alert! Alert! You did not visit the gift shop.

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You must end your ride at the gift shop.

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Gift shop! Gift shop!

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-All I wanted was to relax.

-All I wanted was some action.

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-MERL SCREAMS

-Wait!

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I knew it. My head!

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Please visit the gift shop. Please visit the gift shop.

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I'm coming, Merl. Whoo-hoo!

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TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

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Argh!

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-Gotcha!

-Please visit the gift shop.

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Please visit the gift shop. Please visit the gift shop.

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-Cool. Where did you get that?

-Oh, this? I got it at the gift shop.

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Now, smile!

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Look. That's where I fought off the robots. Hi-ya!

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And there's where I was... Uch. I was unconscious.

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Wasn't it relaxing?

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-Uh, I was unconscious.

-Oh boy. It was the best family vacation ever.

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I want to do it again...

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Right now!

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-Gull, again, you cannot go into the photos.

-Oh, right.

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I keep forgetting.

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-It is good to be home.

-Even though we never left.

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I love our home.

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Me too.

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THEY SCREAM

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-No!

-No!

-# That's why it's a family world. #

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