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Giant Television proudly presents Fee Fi Fo Yum. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Busy! Busy! There! Studio's finished! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
What next? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
A showbiz star. Earth! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Welcome to Family Fun For You with me, Les Dennis. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
-Oi! You can't grab me, I'm a game show host! -I can. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Next, humunchies. Yum yum! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
-What are you doing? You can't eat him. -I can. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-Put him down. -Watch me. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
I hate that giant! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Now, it's Fee Fi Fo Yum! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
And today's contestants, all the way from Hertfordshire, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
it's the Chameleons. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
They'll be playing against the Loughborough Legends who have come from Leicestershire. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:51 | |
Here's a taste of the thrills and spills | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
that stand between them and their freedom. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Let's get out! Quick! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Watch out! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
And now, here he is, every Giant's favourite host... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:09 | |
it's Des... I mean, Les Dennis! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
Thank you very much. Hello and welcome to Fee Fi Fo Yum, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
the show where the team that's not the winner will be Brian's... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
ALL: Dinner! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
And I am so delighted today to be able to tell you that, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
for the 17th year running, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Fee Fi Fo Yum has won Best Gameshow here on GTV!! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
-CHEERING -Thank you! Thank you very much. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Would you like to say a few words, Brian? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Well, I would like to thank one special person, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
without whom none of this would be possible. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
He really is the star of the show. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
I think you know who I'm talking about. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Let's hear it for... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
me! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Yeah, lovely! Modest as ever! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
OK. I'm going to get on with YOUR show. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Let's meet the teams. First, we meet the Chameleons. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
How are you doing? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Fine. -Introduce us to your team. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-In my team I've got Rico. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Rico. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Ellen. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Ellen. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-Toby. -Hi, Les. -Hiya, Toby. -And Connor. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Connor. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
If you were to sum up your team in one word, Rico, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-what would it be? -Ever-changing. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Like a chameleon! OK, that's the Chameleons. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Let's go and meet the Loughborough Legends. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-Hi, Ethan. -Hiya Les. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
-I love the Mohican, that's really great. -Thanks. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Introduce your team. -This is Lori. -Hiya, Les. -Hi, Lori. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Moesha. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Moesha. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Tyron. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Tyron. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-And Ben. -Hi, Les. -Hi, Ben. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
So, how would you sum up your team in one work, Moesha? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Powerful! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Powerful! That's the teams! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
This is how we play Fee Fi Fo Yum - | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
you will compete in a series of games in order to win time, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
the more time you earn, the better the chance of winning the Great Escape at the end of the show. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
So, who fancies wining some time right now? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
ALL: We do, Les! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
All right, let's get on with it! Here we go! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Go on, Des, do it! Do it! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh! All right, Brian. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Beans, beans they're good for your heart, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
the more you eat them, the more you... | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
THRRRMP! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
TEAMS GROAN | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Ah-ha, ha! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Puhh! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Now, you've probably guessed, Brian likes beans. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
And in this first game, you've got to give him some beans. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
He's given you a teaspoon each. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
You have to catapult as many beans as you can onto your piece of toast. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
The team with the most beans on their toast will win the first five-second lifeline. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
Is that clear, teams? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
ALL: Yes, Les! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Good! Brian, who's going to play? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
I want... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
..Harrison and Rico. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
You'd be nice on a piece of toast. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
And I want Lori and Moesha. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:09 | |
Yummy, yummy, yummy. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Humunchies in my tummy! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Brian's made his choice. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Teams let's play... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Teams you will have until Brian's egg timer runs out | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
to make him a hill of beans. Good luck! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Brian, it's over to you. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-THRRRMP! -That's it, off you go! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Brian frightened Harrison there, I think. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Oh! Beans, remember, on the other plate | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
will go to the other team. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
So, be careful, Loughborough Legends, you're firing towards them. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Still no beans on any plate... Oh, there we go! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Right in the buttery bit! And again! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Oh, yummy! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
More beans on the table so far, though. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
-DING! -30 seconds left! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
It's got to go on the toast. It won't count on the plate. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Loughborough Legends are into their stride. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
20 seconds. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Watch it, Chameleons, if it goes on your opponents toast, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
it'll go to them. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Ten, nine, eight, seven... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
That's it! Running out of time! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
..five, four... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
two, one. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
-It's very close! -Time's up! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
That's it. Players rejoin your teams. Let's see how you did. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
Chameleons, you got two beans. It's very good! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Loughborough Legends, it looks like you got four, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
but one was after time was called, so you got three. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
That means that you spill the beans, you come up trumps... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Don't even think about it! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
So, Loughborough Legends, you get the five-second lifeline! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Still all to play for. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
That's all from part one of Fee Fi Fo Yum. Join us soon. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
'Fee Fi Fo Yum will be back after these giant messages.' | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
STOMACH GURGLES | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
That sounds ominous, must have a big one brewing. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-THRRRMP! -You can't do that in a lift! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
-THRRRMMP! -Huh! And that's even worse! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
There's no escape, mate. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-THRRRMP! -Unforgivable! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
If only she was wearing a Guff Muffler. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Fitted in seconds, the Guff Muffler cuts out those gusset grumbles, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
leaving you free to get on with what's important. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
The Guff Muffler, putting you in control of your output. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
At the end of our first game the Loughborough Legends | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
took an early advantage with five seconds over the Chameleons. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
But it's still all to play for as we... | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Brian! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Will you stop leaving your dirty dishes round the studio, please! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Oh, sorry, Des. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
SLURPING | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I despair sometimes. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
And it gets worse because this is Brian's favourite part of the show. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Go on, then, introduce it. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
It's Des's Tasty Challenge! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, sorry, Des. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
I am so bored of this. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
All the time I've been doing this for him, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-you'd think the novelty would have worn off. -Yeah. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Huh? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I said, "I hope I'm not getting a cough." | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
LES COUGHS | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
-ETHAN COUGHS -Yeah. Good one. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
OK! Let's get on with Les's Tasty Challenge. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Now, teams, under this dish is a food that Brian has put here, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
I have no idea what it is, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
you have to guess how much I can eat in 30 seconds. Is that clear, teams? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
ALL: Yes, Les. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Let's reveal the meal! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-Yummy! -Prunes. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
ALL: Urgh. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Teams, how many prunes can I eat in 30 seconds? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Write down your guesses on your cards, | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
but keep them to yourselves, don't let your opponents see them. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Prunes are nice, keep you regu... | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, dear, no. If I eat too many of them, that would be... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
-20. -25. -13. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-He quite likes them. -15. -15? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
OK, teams, out of your huddles, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
you should have your guesses now, | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
keep them to yourselves. Brian, can I have my lights, please? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
I have 30 seconds, teams, starting...now! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
BOTH TEAMS: Come on, Les! Come on! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
No stones in them. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
20 seconds. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Keep going, come on! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
GIANT LAUGHS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Ten, nine, eight, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
seven, six, five, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
four, three, two, one. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Time's up! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Come on, Des, eat it all up. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
I have finished. All gone! That was easy. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
So, teams, how many did you guess I could eat in 30 seconds? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
-What about you? -15. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
You wrote a nice little 15, but that's good. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
So, over to you, Loughborough Legends? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-What did you think? -25. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
You put 23, 12, 15, 20, 13. Are you adding all those together? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
Just 13. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
You're going for 13. All that space and that little bit. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
So, Brian, how many prunes did I eat in 30 seconds? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Ahem! Des, you have eaten ten prunes. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
So, that means with 13, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
the Loughborough Legends are the nearest, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-they get the five-second lifeline. -Well done! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
That's all for this part of Fee Fi Fo Yum, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Join us soon when one of our teams of humunchies | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
will end up in Brian's tum. We'll see you then. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
I'll see you in a minute too. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Imagine a shampoo so soft, so gentle, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
so cheesy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Imagine no more. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
With natural cheese extracts | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Cheesy Chops shampoo leaves your hair soft and cheesy | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
no matter how often you use it. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
If you get it in your eyes, it doesn't sting. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
And if you get it in your mouth... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Mmm, cheesy. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Its unique, cheesy formula | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
constantly maintains your hair's cheese levels | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
from morning till evening, made purely of cheese. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
Cheesy Chops, your hair will never feel better...or cheesier. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:25 | |
Brian, does nothing ever get cleaned round here? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
This bowl is absolutely disgusting! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
You are a complete... Hello! Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
Yes, you join us where the Chameleons have no seconds | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
on their lifeline and the Loughborough Legends have ten seconds. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
But there's plenty of time up for grabs as we play our next game | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
and this, teams, is how it works - | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Brian has thrown a load of fridge magnets into the lime jelly, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
your job is to dive in, | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
I know it's horrible, but you've got to go in there | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
and bring out some of those symbols and numbers | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
to create a sum that will add up to Brian's lucky number. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
What's your lucky number today? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
My lucky number is 37! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
That's a good one, thanks, | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
yeah, and do you want to throw a few more numbers in? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-Because I think we're running low. -OK. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
All clear, teams? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
TEAMS: Yes, Les! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Who said that? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
We did, Les. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
OK, Brian, who's going into the jelly? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Hmmm! I like the look of... | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Connor! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
You'll slip down a treat! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
And... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
I'll have...Ben. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Yum! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
And who will be making the sum? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
I'll have...you, Ellen! | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
And Toby. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
I'm watching you! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
And I'm going to pick Tyron and Ethan. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:12 | |
Oi! Watch my hair! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You're going to be Eat-han! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Perfectly bite-sized. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
Brian's made his choice. Let's play... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Connor and Ben, you will be diving for the symbols. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
You will pass them to Ellen and Tyron, who will pass them on | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
to Toby and Ethan, who will then make the sum. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
Remember, you can only have five symbols at any one time. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
If you don't like them, you can change them. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
The team that comes up with the sum first, | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
will win the five-second lifeline. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Good luck, goggles on. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Ready, steady, go! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
That's it, get in there! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I know it's disgusting in there. Brian sacked his cleaner. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
So, you will need numbers and you will need symbols to make that sum. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
That looks like you've got a times symbol. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
The Chameleons have a five, there. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
The Loughborough Legends have a four. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Remember to put the numbers the right way round. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
That will never add up! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
We need two plus.... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Come on, teams. Work as a team. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Ask your players in there what numbers and symbols you want. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:38 | |
-We've got six times! -But they're here! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Put the six up. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-I see where you were going but it's a six. -Come on! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
You only have to turn it round but never mind. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Ooh! Run! Run! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Get the other one! Run! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
There! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Other way! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Turn it the other way round. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Loughborough Legends! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Loughborough Legends, you reckon you have a sum. What is it, please? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Nine times four equals 36, plus one, equals 37. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
Is that right, Brian? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It is correct! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
That is correct, well done! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Just at times had the nine the wrong way round, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
but that's it, you've got the five second lifeline. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
-Well done. -Well done, Loughborough Legends! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Toby, you didn't finish, but what were you going for? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
We were trying to do five times seven, plus two, | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
but all we were missing was a plus. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
You didn't have the plus symbol, so you couldn't finish it. Hard luck. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Still plenty to play for. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Pay attention to the ads that are coming on now, | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
because I'll be quizzing you after the break. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
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Struggling to pick it all out with those big, fat giant fingers? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Well, don't worry, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
because help is at hand, with the Waste Not Want Not Toe Cheese Pick! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Not only does the Waste Not Want Not Toe Cheese Pick give you | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
cheese-free feet, it also provides a wonderful cheesy treat for later. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
And if you buy now, we'll throw in a free toe cheese platter. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Waste not, want not! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
CRUNCH | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Oops! Watch out for stray toenails. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Say goodbye to cheesy feet and hello to cheesy treats | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
with the Waste Not Want Not toe cheese pick. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
No giant should be without one. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Yours for only 61 grots. Hurry, stocks limited. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
CHEERING | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Welcome Back To Fee Fi... Hang on a minute. Sorry, teams. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Brian, will you please do some washing up? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
-Sorry, Des. -Honestly, it is like a bloomin' pigsty around here. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
Right, teams. I am about to quiz you on the ads you have just seen. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
If you have an answer, buzz in, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
and if you're correct, I'll give you a two-second lifeline. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
If it is incorrect, I will pass it to your opponents. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
At this stage in the game - it's a crucial stage - | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
you, the Chameleons, have no seconds, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
and you, the Loughborough Legends, have 15 seconds. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Well done! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
So you guys really need to catch up. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
This is your last chance to get some life-saving time. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Fingers on buzzers as we play... | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Ad Analysis. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Question one, how many pongy settings does the Plug'n'Pong have? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-Three! -Is it three? Let's have a look. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
VOICEOVER: ..And pick from three to-die-for pongy settings. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Yes, it is! Well done, you get two seconds. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Chameleons, you need to get some time. Question two. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Rotten veg and sour milk are two of the Plug'n'Pong's... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Loughborough Legends? I didn't even finish the question. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-Come on! -Have you got an answer? No? I'm going to pass it over. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Manure. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Was it? Let's see if you're right. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Yes! You were right. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
You just hesitated there. Question three. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
How many cans of deodorant were on the giant's table? Chameleons? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-Two. Two cans of, um... -Two cans. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Let's have a look. Yes, two is right! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
-Well done. -I knew that one. -Question four. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
What was offered free with every order of a Waste Not...? Chameleons? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-A cheese platter. -No! -A cheese platter. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
Let's see if you're right. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
VOICEOVER: And if you buy now, we'll throw in a free toe cheese platter. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Yes, well done! I wouldn't have been able to answer that. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I had to look away at that point. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
So, question five. Is the comeback on? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
How many grots does a Waste Not Want Not Toe Cheese Pick cost? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
-Loughborough Legends. -61 grots! -61 grots. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:48 | |
Let's have a look. Is it 61 grots? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Yes, it is! 61 grots, well done. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
So, at the end of that, Chameleons, you got three right, | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
which gives you six seconds, and Loughborough Legends, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
you got two right, which gives you four seconds. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
How does that affect your overall lifeline? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
Let's find out... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
..after the weather with Windy Wendy. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Here's Giant Television's latest forecast, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
brought to you by Bot Buster Beans. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Loved by giants everywhere. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Hello, there. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
It's Windy Wendy Weathervane with your GTV weather. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Now, tonight, there is going to be a full moon. Ooh! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
Ahem. Followed by high winds. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
PHRRT! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
And that's your weather. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
PHRRT! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
I beg your pardon. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
'You're watching GTV. Back now to...' | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh, I hate washing up. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Ooh... | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Things are getting serious. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
This is down to you. Brian doesn't pick any more. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
You have to decide who is going to take on the Great Escape. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Make your decision, teams. Lives are at stake with this decision. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
Whoever they choose will have the fate of their team-mates | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
in their hands. What a pressure. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
OK, teams, I need to know. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-So, Chameleons, who have you chosen and why? -We have chosen Toby, | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
because he is the sportiest in our class, | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
and probably the fastest, as well. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-Are you up to that challenge, Toby? -Yeah, I am up to the challenge. -OK. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-And Loughborough Legends, who have you chosen and why? -We chose Ethan, | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
cos he is the most fastest, and he will win our freedom. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-Ethan, how do you feel? -Brilliant. -OK, a man of few words. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:47 | |
So, Toby and Ethan, it is time for... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
The Great Escape. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
This is it. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Toby, Ethan, Brian has trapped your team-mates in the Scales of Justice, | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
and their future hangs literally in the balance. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
You must release them. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
But standing between you and them is the Great Escape. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
First you must tackle the Doughnut Dash. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Then it is on to the Kitchen Roll Crawl. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
Watch out for those meatballs, though! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Then you must negotiate the cans, the OAP Puree, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
the Old Lady Lard, the Nan In A Cube, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
and get on to the Rolling Pin Run. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
But beware, Brian's got those teabags out. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Then you must complete the Choc Bar Challenge to build a bridge | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
over to Brian's Big Bowl. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Then it is up the Slippery Slope to the rope. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
The player that gets to the top first must pull the release rope. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Only then can your team-mates escape down the Freedom Chute. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
I don't need to remind you, | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
the team that is not the winner will be Brian's... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
ALL: Dinner! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
OK, Chameleons, you have got an overall lifeline of six seconds. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
And Loughborough Legends, you've got an overall lifeline of 19 seconds. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:16 | |
So, Ethan, you have a 13-second start. How do you feel about that? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
-Fine. Absolutely fine. -You reckon that will be good for you? -Yeah. -OK. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
Toby, do think you can catch up? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-Yeah, I think I can catch up on the Kitchen Roll Crawl. -OK, all right. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Good luck, teams. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
So, you will go, Ethan, on Brian's first whistle, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:37 | |
and then you, Toby, will go on Brian's second whistle, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
which is 13 seconds later. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Good luck. Brian? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Oh, a little trip there in the Doughnut Dash. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Well that cost him in the end? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Into the Kitchen Roll Crawl. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
-And you're off! -Go on, Toby! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
Oh, well through there, Toby. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
You're not far behind, you have really caught up. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
You're through the meatballs. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Ethan is trying to get across. But he is off! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:16 | |
Toby has avoided... No, he is off as well. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
Back to the Nan In A Cube for you. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Oh, Toby! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
Ethan, can you do it? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Oh, and you're off again. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Back to the start for that one. Toby, you're off. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Just concentrate on getting across. Don't watch your opponent. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
Take your eyes off the roll and that's when you go. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
Gotcha! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
-Toby's caught those 13 seconds up! -Yes! Keep going! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
Ethan's off the Rolling Pin Run and into the Choc Bar Challenge. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
But Toby has really caught up those 13 seconds, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
and he looks like he has nearly finished. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
Make sure it's in place. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
You need to move that choc bar just a bit further back. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Keep going, Toby! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Toby has the Choc Bar Challenge completed. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
And he is into the lime jelly and he's heading for the Slippery Slope. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:32 | |
Ethan, you need to finish that Choc Bar Challenge. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
Toby, you have got the chance now to get up that Slippery Slope. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:42 | |
Amazing the way you have come back from that 13-second deficit. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
And Ethan's back in, so it is now neck-and-neck. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:51 | |
Come on, Ethan! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Ethan is up the side. He is in the middle of it. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
He's nearly at the top. He is getting to the top! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
He has overtaken again and got back those 13 seconds. What a contest! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
The Legends are off! Get out as fast as you can. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Before Brian changes his mind. See ya, Ethan. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:21 | |
Bye, Loughborough Legends. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Oh, Toby, hard luck. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
You failed to release your team-mates, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
-which means you're not the winner, you're Brian's... -Dinner. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
I am sorry, Toby. Over to you, Brian. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Please, not me, Brian. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Bad luck. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
-Sorry, Chameleons, but rules are rules. -Delicious! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:50 | |
-Fee, Fi, Fo, Yum! -Please don't eat me! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
-I'm going to enjoy you. -Please don't eat me! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
SCREAMS | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
That's it from Fee Fi Fo Yum. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Brian is tucking into his five a day, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
but it won't keep him happy for long. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Join us next time, when two new teams of humunchies | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
will fight for their freedom and hope to stay out of Brian's tum. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
See you then. Say goodbye, Brian. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Goodbye, Brian! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Argh! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
Hey, Brian, It might not be very clean and tidy round here, | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
but you certainly polished that lot off! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
I don't get it. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 |