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There, studio's finished, what next?

A showbiz star - Earth.

Welcome to Family Fun For You, with me, Les Dennis...

You'll do.

-You can't grab me, I'm a game-show host!

-I can!

Next, humunchies, yum yum!

What are you doing? You can't eat him!

I can, watch me.

I hate that giant!

Now, it's Fee Fi Fo Yum!

And today's contestants...

All the way from Ipswich, The Giant Busters.

They'll be playing against, from London, The Brixton Strikers.

Here's a taste of the thrills and spills

that stand between them and their freedom.

And now, here he is, every Giant's favourite host,

It's Des...I mean, Les Dennis!

Hello, and welcome to Fee Fi Fo Yum,

the game where, if you're not the winner, you'll be Brian's...

AUDIENCE: Dinner!

We've got two great teams hoping to entertain you

and, more importantly, Brian.

-How's it going, Brian?

-I'm starving, Des!

Got to have my five a day, and this lot look mighty tasty!

OK, Brian, hold your horses!

You might be in charge, but remember, I'm running this show.

Sorry, Des.

OK, then, let's meet the teams.

First, we meet The Giant Busters.

-Hi, Isaac.

-Hiya, Les.

Introduce us to your team.

-Emmanuel...

-Hiya, Les.

-Katy...

-Hiya, Les.

-James...

-Hiya, Les.

-And Stephen.

-Hiya, Les.

And apparently Stephen is a bit accident prone.

What went wrong, Stephen?

I broke my arm once,

and then a week after it came out of the cast I broke it again.

-Will you be all right with these obstacle courses?

-Probably.

What kind of team do you think you are, Isaac?

The team that can win this.

OK, That's the Giant Busters,

let's meet The Brixton Strikers!

Hiya, Sofie.

-Hiya, Les.

-Introduce us to your team.

-This is Rebecca...

-Hiya, Les.

-That's Thai'ra...

-Hiya, Les.

-And there's Shanika...

-Hiya, Les.

-And finally, last but not least, Countess.

-Hiya, Les.

Lovely team, and you have somebody here who's a bit clumsy, who is it?

Thai'ra, unfortunately.

What's wrong, what happens?

I'm always tripping over something,

and there was a time I was running, then I tripped over my foot.

-Over your own foot?

-Yes.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

OK, Thai'ra, I hope you don't trip up today.

Ahem, Des, time.

Sorry, Brian.

Brian wants us to get on with it.

OK, teams, this is how it will work.

You will compete in a series of games trying to earn time.

What does time mean?

AUDIENCE: Freedom!

That's right, because the more time you earn,

the greater your chances in the grand finale, The Great Escape.

And remember, the team that gets beat, Brian's gonna...

AUDIENCE: Eat!

So, without more ado, let's play the first game!

After humunchies, Brian's favourite food is meatballs and sprouts.

Yum!

So, in this game your aim is to feed him as many as possible,

using your catapults Brian has made out of matchsticks and plasters.

Brian, I hope they're not used plasters.

Des, I can promise you those plasters are brand new.

Good.

...ish!

Oh, Brian!

The team which feeds Brian the most will earn the five-second lifeline,

but more importantly take Brian's mind off eating you for a while!

So, let's find out who's going to play.

Eeeny, meeny, miny, mo...

I think you should have a go.

Stephen...

And Katy.

Hmmm, I think I'd like...

Shanika...

And Rebecca.

Brian's made his choice.

Teams, let's play...

Giant Busters, you'll be firing meatballs.

Brixton Strikers, you'll be firing sprouts

and you have until Brian's egg timer runs out to feed him.

Good luck.

Brian, over to you.

Ready, steady, feed me!

Off you go, teams!

Remember, he's hungry!

Both hit his chin then!

Oooh, nearly!

Oh, yes!

You're getting the hang of it!

In his chin again.

Remember, it's got to go into his mouth.

Keep going, that egg timer's still going.

Oh! That's going to hurt tomorrow, that's a thick lip for Brian!

Another one on the nose!

That's it, time is up!

OK, players, if you'd like to rejoin your teams.

That was in!

That should keep Brian's hunger at bay for a while.

Giant Busters, you fed Brian...

One meatball.

It's good but, Brixton Strikers, you fed Brian...

Five sprouts!

So that gives The Brixton Strikers

the first five-second lifeline.

Well done, but there's plenty still to play for!

That's all for this part of Fee Fi Fo Yum,

Join us after this.

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Now I've got a taste for some fresh humunchies!

Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

I'm coming to get you, humunchies!

Brian, how many times do I have to tell you, rules are rules?!

You'll have to wait till the end of the show!

OK? Good.

Right, teams, at the end of the first round,

The Brixton Strikers went into the lead with the first five-second lifeline.

There's plenty of time up for grabs,

and what does time mean?

AUDIENCE: Freedom!

That's right, the more time you earn,

the better chance you have of escape at the end of the show.

Now, this is Brian's favourite part of Fee Fi Fo Yum.

It certainly isn't mine.

OK, Brian, would you like to introduce it?

It's Des's Tasty Challenge!

No, no, it's Les's Tasty Challenge!

Oh.

Sorry, Des.

Never mind.

Do you know what, Isaac? I hate this part of the show.

Huh?

I said, it looks like snow.

Anyway, Brian has put some food under this silver salver.

I have absolutely no idea what it is.

You can earn time by guessing how much I can eat in 30 seconds.

Is that clear?

TEAMS: Yes, Les.

OK, let's reveal the meal!

AUDIENCE: Urgh!

Baby food.

So, teams, you've got to guess

how much baby food I can eat in 30 seconds.

Write your guesses down, don't reveal them to your opponents.

Keep it close to your chests.

How many spoonfuls do you think I can eat of this?

I think four.

Let's say around 15 or something.

Ten.

I hate this.

He does it every single time.

I mean, why would I eat baby food?!

I haven't eaten baby food since I was a...baby!

I think four or five cos you don't really eat baby food.

No, over ten but under twenty.

Are we ready? OK.

I'm ready, phew... Brian. Can I have light, please?

Here I go.

AUDIENCE: Come on, Les!

SHOUTS 20 seconds.

Ahhh!

Oh, this is horrible.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

six, five, four, three, two...

one. Time up!

You've started so you're finished.

All gone, Brian, OK?

Right, teams, how many spoonfuls of baby food did you think I could eat?

15.

Brixton Strikers, how many did you guess I could eat?

-Ten.

-Ten.

-Oh!

Brian, can you confirm how many spoonfuls of the baby food I ate?

-Ahem, you have eaten ten spoonfuls.

-Ten!

CHEERING

Well done! You get another five-second lifeline,

-giving you ten seconds.

-Well done.

Still lots to play for though.

There's more to come and who knows which team of Humunchies

will end up in Brian's tum? Stay tuned!

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Maybe a bit hungry though.

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I fancy...

TV: And now to Les Dennis.

Oooh, ha, ha.

Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum. Hang on.

What's going on?

CHOMPING

Brian! You can't keep eating the crew!

Oh, sorry, Des.

Camera four, could you frame up on me, please?

Thank you. Right. On with the show.

After two games, the Giant Busters have no lifelines.

But the Brixton Strikers have a ten-second lifeline.

All to play for as we play our next game.

Brian loves to play with his food.

Especially when it's Alphabet Soup because he can try

and make words out of the letters.

Teams, that's what you have to do in this next game.

Dive into the soup - bring out letters,

and make the longest word you can.

OK? You can only use eight letters at any one time.

If you don't like any of the letters, you can put them back.

The team that makes the longest word will win the five-second lifeline.

Is that clear, teams?

ALL: Yes! Les.

Ha, ha, let's find out who's going to play.

Hm, I like the look of... James.

You look juicy.

And Countess.

I'm watching you.

And who will be making the words?

Hm, I think I'd like...

Isaac and Emmanuel.

And I'm going to pick...Sofie,

and Thai'ra. You look delicious!

Brian's made his choice.

Teams, let's play...Alphabet Soup!

CHEERING

OK, James and Countess, you'll be diving for the letters.

Pass them to Emmanuel and Thai'ra who'll run them to Isaac and Sofie.

Who will make the words.

As always, you have until Brian's egg timer runs out.

Good luck, teams.

Goggles on!

Brian!

Ready, steady, go!

Off you go, teams.

CHEERING

Remember, it has to be a proper word.

Properly spelt.

You can't use text-speak.

It can't be rude.

Eight letters maximum.

On the piece of toast - make your word from.

If you don't like the letters, you can change them.

Put your eight on there.

Then choose.

Oh, it's sloppy.

BRIAN LAUGHS

Team-mates can help you.

You need one more!

Come on, Countess!

Seven letters there.

You can get another one. You can have eight letters on the toast.

Come on! Get the letters.

Remember, Brian's egg timer could go off at any second.

30 seconds left.

Get your letters onto the toast and then choose.

Come on! Come on!

Remember, if you don't like them you can change them.

You've got to put the ones back first.

20 seconds.

CHEERING

You've only got six letters, remember you can have eight.

Don't choose the letters in there, put them on there and then decide.

-It can't be a name, it has to be a proper word.

-Three, two, one.

HOOTER BLOWS Time's up!

Oh and time is up.

OK, teams, let's see how you did.

Giant Busters, you have a four-letter word which is DUNE.

-I believe that's a real word, isn't it, Brian?

-Yes, it's a word.

As in sand dune. Good. Well done, that's a four-letter word.

And we have a four-letter word, which is RAIN.

We've got 15 seconds!

That means both teams get a five-second lifeline. Well done!

Well done.

Remember, the team that's not the winner will be Brian's...

ALL: Dinner!

OK, we'll take a break but watch the ads carefully, teams,

because I'll be quizzing you on them after this.

Now, you lot can play along as well at home.

Not that your life depends on it. See you soon.

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Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum. Teams,

I hope you've been paying close attention.

I'm about to quiz you on the ads you've just seen on GTV.

If you think you know the answer, buzz in.

Every correct answer will earn you two seconds as a lifeline.

But be careful, because if you give an incorrect answer,

I will pass it over to your opponents.

Giant Busters, you currently have a five-second lifeline.

But, Brixton Strikers, you're leaping ahead with 15 seconds.

Well done.

So, teams, this is your last chance to earn potentially

life-saving time.

So good luck and fingers on the buzzers as we play...

Here we go. Question one.

In the Waste Not Want Not Evacuwax ad, what was the giant

unable to do because of a build up of wax?

Giant Busters!

-Yes?

-Sleep.

That's not right, is it?

'Sometimes getting to sleep seems like the hardest...'

Oh, it is right.

Sleep - well done.

Two seconds to you. You need it. So, question two.

Up to how many kilograms does the Evacuwax drain per hour?

Giant Busters.

-Again, the Giant Busters.

-One kilogram.

-Is it right?

-'It removes up to one kilogram of wax in an hour...'

Is the correct answer!

Well played.

You're catching up, you've got four seconds.

Question three. What colour buttons were on the Evacuwax?

Brixton Strikers.

Yellow.

Is it yellow? Let's have a look.

It is. Well done, two seconds to you.

Question four. According to a survey, how many giants

out of 93 said Cheesy Chops Moisturiser...?

-Brixton Strikers.

-Oh!

-43.

-43?

BUZZER

-It's not the correct answer.

-46.

-46?

46 is correct. Well played!

The question was - made their skin feel better and cheesier.

So our final question - question five.

In the Cheesy Chops Moisturiser ad what was the first word

the giant said?

Brixton Strikers.

Yes?

Have to hurry you.

Come on.

I'll have to pass it across.

-Oh!

-Take a guess, anybody.

-Erm...

-Time up!

Out of time. We'll have a look.

Hi.

That was it, quite simply, his first word was "hi".

So, in that round,

Giant Busters, you got three correct answers.

-That gives you six seconds. Well done.

-They were close.

Brixton Strikers, you only got one right, which gives you two seconds.

So, how will that affect your overall lifelines?

Let's find out.

After a quick word from Jim Elastic.

Thanks, Les.

On today's Get Up and Go Go, sponsored by Go Go Giants,

I'm going to teach you how to stretch.

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So join me, Jim Elastic, after Fee Fi Fo Yum right here on GTV.

Back to you in the studio, Les.

Squat with me, five, six, seven, eight, and squat!

I'm sorry, I've just trodden on a humunchie.

It's Graham Norton.

I'm so sorry!

TV: We've got it all on Giant Television.

Made me feel peckish.

Not long now.

Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

This is where it starts to get serious.

Teams, it's down to you. Brian doesn't pick any more.

You must decide who will face The Great Escape.

Remember, this is really important. Whoever steps up to the mark

will have the fate of their teams in their hands.

WHISPERING

Right. Giant Busters, who have you chosen and why?

Stephen, cos we think he can get us our freedom and get us out.

OK, great.

Brixton Strikers, who have you chosen and why?

We've chosen Rebecca because she is fast and she'll be able

to get us out of this place.

So, Stephen and Rebecca, it's time for...

-This is it.

-BRIAN CHORTLES

Stephen and Rebecca, Brian has trapped your team mates in

the Scales of Justice and their future hangs in the balance.

You two must try to release them but, standing between and them,

is The Great Escape.

First you must tackle the Doughnut Dash.

Then it's onto the Kitchen Roll Crawl.

Watch out for those meatballs!

Ah!

Once safely through, it's onto the Rolling Pin Run.

But watch out, Brian has got his teabags out.

Then you have to complete the Choc Bar Challenge,

building a walkway to Brian's Big Bowl before you

can climb the Slippery Slope to the Rope.

The first to reach the top must pull their release rope.

Only then can your team escape through the Freedom Chute.

I don't need to remind you, if you're not the winner,

you'll be Brian's...

ALL: DINNER.

As you can see, Brian's getting hungry.

So, how have you done?

Giant Busters, you have earned a total lifeline of 11 seconds.

It's good. Is it good enough?

Brixton Strikers, your total lifeline is 17 seconds.

Well done, you have a lead of six seconds in this last game.

-How do you feel about that, Rebecca?

-I feel great.

And Stephen, will you be able to catch up?

-We might.

-OK, Rebecca, you'll go on Brian's first whistle.

Stephen, you'll go on Brian's second whistle, six seconds later.

Right, ready?

Brian, are you ready?

I'm ready!

-Good luck, teams. Go!

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Becky's off.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

Stephen, can you catch up?

Ooh, watch that Doughnut Dash. It's trickier than it looks.

Becky's already through the Kitchen Roll Crawl.

-Stephen is catching up.

-I'm starving!

Watch out for the Tea Bags, Becky.

SHOUTING

If you fall off you have to go back to the beginning.

Stephen's across. He's caught up. He's gone well ahead.

He's onto the Choc Bar Challenge already.

Oh, Becky, you'll have to go back.

Stephen's doing well with the Choc Bar Challenge.

He's completed the choc bar challenge.

He's into the Big Bowl.

Rebecca, you've really got to catch up now. That's it!

Can you build that Choc Bar Challenge?

SHOUTING

Stephen's nearly there.

He's at the top. Pulls the release brake.

HOOTER

That's it you can go, team, off you go before Brian changes his mind.

Ta-ra! He's getting hungry, you've got to go.

CLANGING

-Freedom!

-See ya!

Rebecca, sadly you failed to release your team-mates.

-You know what this means, don't you?

-Yes.

-You're not the winner, you're Brian's...

-Dinner.

Yeah, I'm so sorry. Brian! Over to you!

Come here, you!

CRUNCH!

Fee-fi-fo-yum!

CRUNCH!

I'm going to enjoy you!

You look tasty. CRUNCH!

That's it from Fee Fi Fo Yum.

Brian's tucking into his Brixton Banquet,

but it won't keep him happy for long, so join us next time

when two new teams

will fight for their freedom and hope to stay out of Brian's tum.

-See you then. Say goodbye, Brian.

-Goodbye, Brian.

BRIAN BELCHES

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