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Hello, this is the FIT o'clock news. Our top stories today.

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Tests are carried out on a new motivational device designed

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to get children to get off the couch and encourage them to cycle more.

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World athletics say they're still determined to rid the sport

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of doping, but the Chinese sprinter Do Ping says

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they should stop picking on him.

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But first, we all know it's important to stay hydrated,

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but exactly how much water should you drink every day?

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Patricia Johnson investigates.

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With me here today is Dr Fallwood Blaine who's been

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researching how much water the average person should drink.

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Doctor Blaine, thank you for taking the time to talk to us.

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Yeah, can we speed this up?

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So, just how much water should we drink in a day?

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According to my research, 20 litres...er, or 40 pints,

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er, roughly two bathfuls.

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Isn't there strong evidence that drinking vast amounts of water

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is harmful?

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No, my research is clear.

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You need 728.5 litres a year, divided by the days, 365,

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which is 19.995, round it up to 20, 20 litres a day.

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I really need a wee.

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It's not 20 litres, it's two.

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What?

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Oh, I put the decimal point in the wrong place again!

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Forget I said anything. Gangway!

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Thank you, Dr Blaine.

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WATER RUNS

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Ah...that is better.

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Carry on without me.

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Right, lads, we might be losing but this match is still winnable.

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We just need to make a few tactical changes for the second half.

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What we want to do is get the ball in the net, yeah?

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Leonardo, right, you want to try and kick the ball

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with your foot in the net. Not Marco's net, the other net.

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Marco, you don't want the ball going in your net.

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You want to try and stop the ball with your hands.

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The rest of you, don't use your hands, only Marco can use his hands.

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Marco, hands, rest of you, no hands.

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Only use your feet,

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cos this is where we're being tactically exposed, boys.

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We're not kicking the ball in their net and yet we're allowing them

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to kick it into ours, and this has to change.

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So, if you get a chance, then kick the ball with your foot in their net.

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All we've got to do is do that 36 times in the second half

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and we would have scored one more than they did in the first.

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This going in? Right, come on, who wants an energy drink?

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OK, right.

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You've got to hold the bottle in your hand and squeeze

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the liquid into your mouth, not over your shirt, into the mouth.

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Gregor, what have I just been saying?

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GLASS BREAKING

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Sorry!

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CROWD CHEERING

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Ugh, I'm not touching that, it's all sweaty.

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-Take it.

-Get away from me!

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-Just take it.

-Ugh!

-We're losing!

-Stop following me!

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I'm on your team!

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You join me here in the unforgiving Drava Valley of Southern Mongolia.

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It might not look like there's a lot here for the outdoorsman to eat,

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but you just need to know what you're looking for.

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In order to find the food I'm looking for,

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I'm going to need to set a trap.

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We need to be cunning in order to lure our prey.

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I'll entice them in using the one thing they can't resist -

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mixed olives.

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Now, we watch and wait.

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Nothing yet.

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Hang on, we've got a bit of interest, just a little bit closer.

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I've got one. OK, let's go.

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Oh, now, oh, it's a beauty, look. An adult male.

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The more squeamish amongst you might want to look away now.

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Ah!

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Oh, it's a mighty meaty.

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Got some... Oh, oh, it's got chilli on it.

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Oh! Have we got any water?

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Where's the stream?

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Agh...water!

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The Misspelt Games.

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You join us this afternoon at the stadium of Heavy,

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for the third event in the weight listing.

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Mariusz Raneyevska, three times Polish number one and a man

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who has listed more weights

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than the world hot dinners champion has had hot dinners.

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And he's off.

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2.5k, 5k, 10k, 15k, 25k. 25k, 15k, 10k, 5k, 2.5k.

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4.35 seconds, a creditable result for Raneyevska.

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He didn't miss any.

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Not his best time, but according to his coach,

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he scalded his tongue on some boiling hot porridge this morning.

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So not so much hot dinners then as hot breakfasts.

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I won't go within a mile of broccoli,

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which is quite tricky at the supermarket.

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I won't touch chicken nuggets.

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I mean, I don't even know what part of a chicken is its nuggets.

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I would never eat slugs on toast ever again.

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Excuse me sir, can I interest you in any grooming products?

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Excuse me sir, can I interest you...?

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Excuse me sir, can I interest you in any grooming products?

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Er, no, it's a bit girly, innit?

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Oh, not these products sir, they're new products,

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they're called ManMade, made for men.

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Why don't you try some of our new ManMade hand cream?

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ManMade hand cream? What's manly about having soft hands?

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Oh, you won't have soft hands after this, sir.

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Here, let me try some on you.

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Ow! What is this? Ow!

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It's ManMade hand cream, it's made from gravel.

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After a couple of weeks of using this, sir,

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you'll have the hands of a real man.

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The hands of a man who's punched a lawnmower to death.

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No, it's not for me.

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Well then maybe you'll want to use some ManMade face cream,

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for skin rougher than a cat's tongue. Here.

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Ow! It hurts! Ow!

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Of course it does, it's because it's made with a new and improved formula

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with added grit and metal filings.

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And it hurts even more if you use the new face applicator.

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No, no, it hurts enough already!

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Oh, sir, you're actually crying.

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Then wipe away those tears with ManMade tissues.

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Get away from me!

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They're made from sandpaper!

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Oh, some men just aren't manly enough to handle ManMade's

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men products made for men.

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Excuse me, sir, can I interest you in any grooming products?

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Ow!

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-All right?

-All right?

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It's just in there...

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Cheers.

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All right?

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Can you just...?

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Ah.

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Yes!

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All right?

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Just...

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Cheers.

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All right, girls? You've all got your new autobiographies out.

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Actually, this is my third aubioto, bioto...book about me, isn't it?

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Any good stories in there?

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I don't know, I haven't read it.

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OK, Jem, you've got an autobiography out as well.

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Yeah, it's actually in two volumes.

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Wow, there must be a lot in it.

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Well, it's really just a list of all the footballers I've snogged.

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Suze, you've got yours out too.

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What made you want to write an autobiography?

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Well, I think it's fair to say that we are our history, and that without

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diarists like Samuel Pepys we would know very little about the everyday

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experiences of the common man, and that's how I see myself, an ordinary

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woman putting pen to paper as a legacy for those who come after us.

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Sorry! Me book, it contains

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all of me favourite Tweets about sunglasses.

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I'm so sorry!

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Help! I can't swim!

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With you in a second.

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Help me!

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OK, just one second.

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Help! Help!

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Don't panic!

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A couple more minutes.

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Somebody help me!

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It's all right, I'm OK. I'm OK.

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Thanks! For nothing!

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Oi! No pushing!

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Can somebody help me out, please?

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Do you need to get fit? Fitter? More flexible or/and less fatter?

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Then join the Butterfield Discount Gymnasium.

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My gymnasium is absolutely half-full with state of the art equipment,

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with everything you need to get healthier and fitter, except water.

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Equipment like this.

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One, one, one.

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Three, ow.

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'Ow'.

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Oh sorry, are you OK?

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'Not really, ow'.

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Becoming a member of the Butterfield Discount Gymnasium

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just couldn't be easier.

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All you need are seven different forms of identification,

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a list of all your relatives dating back 625 years,

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a letter from your milkman and exactly £4 in 50p pieces.

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And remember, please bring a coat -

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we don't have any central heating in the gymnasium, so you will get cold.

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Once you've signed up, we'll give you your membership card.

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Oh, hang on, this isn't you. Erm...

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Perfect.

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And every new member will receive this free sports bag...

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key ring.

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What can I keep in that?

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Anything you want, it's up to you.

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I think these are just about done.

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Oh, that's not supposed to happen.

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Can someone get some water? Water, I need water.

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Do you want the real taste of a barbecue with none of the hassle?

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Then what you need is Burnt 2-A-Crisp 4U.

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We'll deliver charred meats right to your garden.

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All of your burnt-to-a-crispness, none of the aggravation.

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BOTH: Wow! Great!

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Is this chicken or pork or beef?

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No idea.

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Is this my vegetarian sausage?

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Er, could be. Impossible to tell really.

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Ow, my tooth!

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That's actually charcoal.

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It's just like the real thing!

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At Burnt 2-A-Crisp 4U, all our meat comes direct from the freezer,

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so we guarantee while the meat will be burnt to a cinder

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on the outside, it will still be cold and uncooked in the middle,

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locking in those dangerous salmonella viruses.

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And order this week and get this portion of ketchup.

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That should help mask the taste of burnt meat.

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ALL: Yeah!

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So call the crew at Burnt 2-A-Crisp 4U.

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Order today and get this bucket of smoke absolutely free.

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It's just like the real thing, only so much better.

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Can the parents make their way to the track for the next event,

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the egg and spoon race.

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Now don't worry, boy, we've got this race in the bag.

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Your old dad's been putting in a bit of practice.

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Suffice to say, this year we'll be taking home the egg cup.

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Good luck, Dad.

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Hang on, that's not fair. Where's your egg and spoon?

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No way, you can't run the race without an egg or spoon.

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Who's in charge here? Where's the judge? Oh, great!

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It's not fair if he runs the race without an egg and spoon.

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Fine, whatever, I'll beat him anyway.

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Oh, come on!

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CROWD SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

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Can parents please get ready for the next event, the sack race.

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Oh no, two can play at that game.

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Welcome back to the World Championships

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where we have seen some truly extraordinary figure skating today.

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What do you think, Terry?

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Nah...I could do that.

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Really?

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Yeah, and that. If I wanted to.

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You can't skate, Terry.

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Yes, but if I did, I reckon I'd be brilliant at it.

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I'd probably win this.

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-I probably wouldn't even get out of breath.

-Right.

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And the er, record-breaking pair there, astounding the audience

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with a classic camel spin and cartwheel lift.

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-I've got a mate who can do that. His name's Colin.

-Colin.

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He works down the local chippy. Anyone can do that.

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It's easy.

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I don't think it is.

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It is. I can do that. And that.

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You see, I've got excellent balance, me.

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What was that you were saying, Terry?

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I meant to do that.

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We all love walking the dog, but sometimes it can be a real faff.

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You've got to find the shoes, meh.

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So here's a simple tip I use to make dog exercise a walk in the park.

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These retractable leads are available from most good pet shops.

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There's five metres of lead in the handle.

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I've chained 18 of them together, so my dog can have a good

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run around the park without me needing to leave my chair.

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And your dog comes to heel at the push of a button.

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And that's how to cheat at walking your dog.

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Fenton, Fenton, come!

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DOG BARKS

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I never eat fish fingers.

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I mean, I'm no marine biologist,

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but the nearest you get to a fish with fingers is a mermaid.

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Well, I've stopped eating anything that contains artificial colours,

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except biros.

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Honey, I won't eat honey, respect the insect.

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I will never burgle a bee for food.

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Ah!

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Sorry, Miss, I can't do athletics today.

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I got blisters from training at the weekend

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and my coach says I should rest today.

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My pants are on fire!

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The players being led on to the court by their coaches.

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Laroche acknowledging the crowd, very popular player,

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entered the tournament on a wild card, think it was Mr Bun the baker.

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And looking very relaxed, there's Gianovich, very happy on grass.

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And the service brings Laroche right up to the net,

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getting an early grip on things.

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Gianovich coming off her line to return.

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Oh, just kissing the top of the net!

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You have to say, Laroche's game is really picking up now.

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Gianovich is so at home on grass.

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And the ball is in, but the racket is out.

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Advantage Miss Gianovich.

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Ah, Gianovich has seen the beakers of squash and she's off.

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Laroche not happy about that,

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well, I've not seen a tantrum like that since McEnroe,

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or this morning's incident with the mashed banana.

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TODDLER CRYING

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Look, the cup final is one of the most prominent events in football.

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Well we can promise you, Mr Toms, that Benson's Fireworks

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will make sure your event goes off with a bang.

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Yes, you've said that a few times.

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Well, what have we got in mind?

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We thought we'd kick off with, erm...

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MIMICS FIREWORK

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..in a lovely purple.

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Hmm, and then maybe a silvery sparkly spider, wof, wof,

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wof, wof, wof, wof, wof, wof, wof, vavooom.

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Yeah, and then a zoom, zoom, zoom, ch, ch, ch, ch, pow, pow,

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pow, pow, pow with a delightful shower of sparkly white petals.

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Ooh.

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I mean you could even go for a vooooooom...poof.

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Followed by a sssss, shwoo, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, ch, feeoow, powk!

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I've always liked the fwaf, fwaf, fwaf, fwaf, fwaf, and for the big

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finale I'd like some shazooom, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.

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Unfortunately, they don't do those anymore.

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But we can give you a shazooom, ping, ping, ping, ping, shazooom.

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All with the soundtrack of We Will Rock You.

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Dum, dum, zoom, zum, zum, zoom.

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# We will, we will rock you. #

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Zum, zum, zoom, zum, zum, sssss.

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I like it. So, how much are we talking?

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We could probably achieve a fireworks display like that for...

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£100,000.

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IMITATES FAILED FIREWORK

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THEY IMITATE DISAPPOINTING FIREWORKS

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JAUNTY MUSIC

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Sushi? Raw fish?

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If I'm going to spend that much on a meal,

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I at least expect it to be cooked.

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I stopped eating canned fruit

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because I heard that the cans can sit around for months

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in the warehouse after they've been picked off the tree.

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WHISTLE

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Red card! Yesss!

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Yesss! Yes!

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-Woo-hoo! Yes!

-Yes!

-Get in there!

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Yes! Come on!

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Yes!

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Whoo!

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Yesss!

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Yes!

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Well done, son.

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-WHISTLE

-Free kick!

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We all like to look stylish, but sometimes you can't be faffed

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ironing your favourite dress or wiping old food off your cardigan.

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So here's a simple tip on how to cheat at looking stylish.

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To draw the eye away from the problem, you can use accessories,

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like this bag, or a large brooch, but my favourite

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is this moustache.

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Now, no-one's going to notice the creases in your dress,

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and everyone's going to be looking at your stylish moustache.

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Which I hope I don't get any breakfast caught in.

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And that's how to cheat at looking stylish.

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Have a good day at work. Are you back at the usual time?

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Yeah, I'm not working late tonight so I'll be back for dinner.

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Have a good day at school, kids. Be good.

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-BOTH:

-Bye, Dad.

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-Bye.

-See ya!

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MUSIC: "I Got You Dancing (Jack Beats Remix)" by Lady Sovereign

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MOBILE RINGS

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MUSIC STOPS

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Hello, love.

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Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just a bit swamped at work.

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Look, I've got to go cos the boss is on the other line.

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Yeah. Bye.

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MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

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Laters!

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MUSIC STOPS

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-KIDS:

-Hey, Dad.

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Hey, kids. Where's your mum?

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-I think she's out in the garden.

-Ah.

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MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

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MUSIC STOPS

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Hello, darling, nice day at the office?

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It was a bit hectic. Have you been up to the usual?

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Oh, same old errands. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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You lot are SO boring.

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