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# You gotta watch this... #

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Pffft!

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# You gotta watch this

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# You gotta watch this

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# My, my, my, my programme hits you So hard

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# Makes me say Oh, my word!

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# Thank you for watching me It's telly

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# But not what you normally see

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# It feels good And there's out-takes, too

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# Comedy, guests and clips It's true

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# So sit back, don't move too much This is a show

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# Ha! You can't touch

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# Stop! Hacker time! #

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Thank you.

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Hacker Time 2 on air in 15, 14...

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You'll like the opening of the show today.

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It's a cracker. It's going to be the biggest and best one we've done.

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I've been baking for weeks and it's cost me a fortune...

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..Four, three, two, one...

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-Oh, no. It's going to go totally wrong, in't it?

-Yeah.

-Hold it!

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hacker Time.

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Making a grand entrance, emerging from a cake,

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please welcome Hacker T Dog!

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Mr Hacker, Mr Hacker, Mr Hacker? Oh, heck, oh!

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Mr Hacker! Mr Hacker, hello!

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Are you in there, Mr Hacker? Oh!

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If Mr Hacker's not in THIS cake, then which cake is he in?

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Hello? Hello! Anyone!

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How did I get in here? Help me, help me! Please help me. Oh!

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CHOMPING

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-Oh, bodges...

-BURPING

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Derek, do the menu quick! I'll see you on the other side.

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Or out the other end. Oh...

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That won't be pleasant. Urgh!

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Coming up on Hacker Time today we've got cake eating...

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-Cake ruining...

-I'm going as fast as I can. It's quite difficult.

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And songs about cakes... # My sweet Pavlova! #

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Don't go anywhere, cake lovers!

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Thanks for the lift, sir! Do not worry, fans, I've made it.

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And just in time for today's programme. Starring CBBC royalty.

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I'll give you a clue. It's not Harry Tongue.

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Wilf, Herman, get him!

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-Yes, Mr Hacker.

-I'll fire up the van.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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It's Dave here, mate. Off you go, Wilf.

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-Off we go.

-Let me out of here!

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Let me out!

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Reversing.

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Please welcome today's special guest. It's Ed Petrie. Hacker Time!

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-Oh, not this.

-Oh, yes, this.

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I've captured you and forced you onto my show. Surprise!

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You promised if I was in your rubbish dramas,

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Sherlock Bones and Downstairs Abbey, you wouldn't do this.

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-That was a lie. Surprise!

-I'm not having this.

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-Wilf, take me back, please.

-Ed. Ed. Wilf... Wilf can't do that.

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What? Why not?

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-Because...he's not with us any more.

-Oh, no, what happened to him?

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He popped round the back to t'lavvy.

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The motion of the van makes him feel the need.

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Keeping you here will be a struggle with your spindly legs.

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However, I know your sweet tooth is one of your traits,

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so I've laid out an ice-cream spread for you.

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-Get your noshers round that.

-I do like ice-cream.

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-I know.

-That's gone all over the place.

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That's All Over The Place with me, Ed Petrie, on CBBC.

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Oi! You haven't come here to plug your back catalogue of programmes.

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Sorry. Actually, I will stay. It's amazing you've got your own show.

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I'd have said that was Transmission Impossible with me, Ed Petrie.

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It used to be on CBBC. Ask your older siblings.

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No plugging your shows, not even the ones that were on ages ago!

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Pull that lever, so we can see a fact file about you that I made.

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-This lever?

-Yes, that lever.

-I pull it and you can see a clip?

-Yeah.

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Wow, that is an Excellent Invention. Starring me, Ed Petrie, on CBBC.

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Stop that right now! You pull that lever or so help me, Petrie,

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I'll marry your mum and dad!

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Oh, no I've done it myself! Just pull the lever!

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Ed Petrie is a CBBC presenter

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who was voted 303rd best presenter on CBBC.

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When he first started at CBBC

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he spent a lot of his time pointing at cacti.

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In the first few years, pointing was all that he did.

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Hmm! Halloa-lickle-a-molo.

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Which means "Will you stop pointing at me" in Cactinian. What a mooey!

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Ed was first discovered when they dug up an ancient Egyptian tomb.

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I don't know who thought to put that face on television. He's hideous!

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For a short time he wanted to be a singer,

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but Simon Cowell said his singing was a total disgrace, so he gave up.

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Now he earns his crust by dressing up and looking a total disgrace.

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Here he is pretending to be on a safari in a budget way.

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And here he is again. Oh, what's that? Eurgh!

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Take us to the next picture quick. Eurgh!

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Phew. Here he is dressing up with clowns and looking a bit weird.

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Does he really get paid to do this? And here he is dressing up again...

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Oh, not again! Eurgh! Avert your gaze! Oh, I can't take it any more!

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Fortunately, all this horrific dress-up is long in his past

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and he's now become much more sensible.

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CHEERING

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So that's everything you need to know

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about Edward Oliver James Alan Petrie. Oh, yes, Mr Petrie.

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What as mildly interesting life you've led.

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However, none of that matters.

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I am now about to conduct one of my trademark irrelevant interviews.

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Question number one. You used to work in the CBBC office.

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Only to be replaced by me. Is that because I am betterer than you?

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-Well...

-Don't bother answering that.

-No...

-We know the answer.

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I am far superior. Ahem!

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Let's talk about your more recent projects.

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You present All Over The Place

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for which you have literally been all over the place.

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I wanted to ask this - if Wilf took me out in the van on a Saturday

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and took junction 16 off the M6, where would we end up?

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Er... Coventry?

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No, the correct answer was Stoke via Audley.

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What if Wilf took me on a weekend spa break

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and exited at junction four off the M25 heading north,

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where would he be taking me?

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-We try and show children diverse...

-No. The correct answer is Bromley.

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On the way home Wilf's taken a terrible wrong turn.

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We're on the M9, I'm livid, the van's fast running out of power

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and Derek is busting for a widdle, so we exit at junction 12,

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but where on earth are we, Petrie? Where are we at that point?

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I don't know! I don't know about motorways. It's boring!

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-We're in Stirling.

-Oh, really? I wouldn't have thought that.

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It's funny. Let's move on.

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That's not the only great show you've done for CBBC.

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Shall we have a little look back at one of your classic moments.

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-Yes, please.

-Good for you. Run the clip, Derek!

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-HE TRUMPS

-Ha-ha!

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It's not exactly a classic clip. That's me in YOUR drama show.

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Hold your horses. This one shows more of your range.

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-HE TRUMPS

-Oh, Lord Percy!

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Again, that's me in your show, in Hacker Time series one.

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I can do more than just trump.

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If there's any casting directors watching I can do more than that.

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Which is why I've got a nice clip here of you

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doing the other thing you're good at.

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I can think of no other way to show you my love.

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-I will kiss you!

-Huh?!

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I do more than just break wind and kiss dogs, honestly.

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-I do more than that.

-Oh, yeah? Like what?

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Um...

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-Come here!

-Oh, oh!

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HE TRUMPS

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Edward! What was that for?

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Um, sorry, I panicked.

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-Shall we just gloss over this and go to the phones?

-Yes, yes.

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Then collect your handset

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and raise your antennae for maximum reception!

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-Do you mean, pick up the phone?

-Would you mind?

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-Who's on line one?

-'Hi, Hacker, it's Marvin here.'

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We need a player for our five-a-side footy team.

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-'Are you up for it?'

-Of course. You can always rely on me, The Wanted.

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How many times?! We are not The Wanted.

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All right, steady on. Don't get your knickers in a twist, One Direction.

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We're not them either. We're the multi-award-winning band, JLS.

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That's all sorted, then. See you soon, the Jonas Brothers.

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Right, that does it, Hacker. You're off the team! Marv, hang up.

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-You...

-LINE GOES DEAD

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Well, I never liked The Saturdays anyway.

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-Hey, Ed, are you any good at football?

-Me?

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I've been known to kick a few down the park with the lads.

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No, I'm not.

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-Hacker, it's time.

-Time for what?

-Derek Time.

-Not this again.

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This again. I've got it all ready and I've unplugged your camera. Hoo!

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Run the titles, Derek. Oh, that's me. Hoo-hoo!

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Hoo-hoo! It's Derek Time. Hee-hee!

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Hello again, McGee fans.

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Today on Derek Time we HAVEN'T got time to show you

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what happens to a cat after it eats dog food.

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PANTING LIKE DOG

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But we have got time for today's top clip.

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Hey, look, he's hitting it.

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He's doing it again! He's loving that, in't he? Hoo-hoo!

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Twang that spring, Mr Dog.

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HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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And that concludes this week's Derek Time. Back to you, Hacker. Hoo-hoo!

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After this show's over I'm going to go straight up to that man

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and tell him he's a real waste of...

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Oh, hello. Welcome back.

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Thanks, Derek, for that lovely bit of television there.

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Definitely not a waste of everyone's time.

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So, then, Ed, dear Ed,

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dear, sweet Ed, dear, sweet, yet slighty whiffy Ed,

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Ed Petrie, Ed Petr-ee, the Petri dish.

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Get on with it.

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These days you're on a show called Marrying Mum And Dad.

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What's that all about?

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It's a show where kids ruin and organise their parents' weddings.

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Sounds exciting.

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You know, I've had a few serious relationships in my time.

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There was that thing with Barbara

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and I nearly got married once.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-You're a dark horse.

-Yes, I am.

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It's a tale of longing, romance and a variety of kitchen utensils.

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Let me explain this via the medium of song.

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Hit it.

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MUSIC STARTS

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# Long ago I was a lonely pup with no-one in my life

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# Then I found a box of eggs so I thought bake a wife

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# Step one, separate the egg yolks from the whites

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# Step two, whisk away those lonely days and nights

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# So I whisked and whisked and whisked and whisked

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# And whisked for 20 weeks

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# Despite the unnecessary amount of whisking

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# The egg whites won't still peak

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# Step three, add some sugar to make it really sweet

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# Step four, bake that girl on a low consistent heat

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# A meringue or am I right?

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# She's my bride made of egg white

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# My days of loneliness are over

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# Now I've got my sweet Pavlova

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# Pavlova, oh

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# Pavlova, yeah, yeah, yeah

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# Pavlova! #

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That's beautiful, one of the most romantic stories I've ever heard.

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-It is rather, in't it?

-What happened?

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Did you get married and live happily ever after?

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No, I had nothing in the fridge for tea, so I ate her.

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Easy come, easy go, eh, Ed?

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Still, every now and then something comes up that reminds me of her.

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HACKER BURPS

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There's one now.

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-That's awful.

-No, she was pretty good.

-You can't do that.

-You can.

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Marriage is lifelong commitment, not getting peckish and eating your wife.

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Just a little snack.

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Argh! That does it. I can't take much more of this, Benjamin.

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I need your help to come up with one of our strongly worded letters.

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-Yeah, no problem, Fred.

-OK, here goes, then.

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Dear the BBC, I must once again complain

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about this food-based Hacker Time programme.

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If this show was on the menu at a restaurant I would send it back

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and then be sick into my own sense of doom.

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Benjamin? Why aren't you writing any of this down?

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-Writing what down, Fred?

-This!

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I asked you to help come up with one of my strongly worded letters.

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Uh-oh, I thought you said "strongly worded lettuce."

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-Knickers!

-Ooh, that was a strong word.

-Oh, Benjamin!

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-Hacker, can you hear something?

-Hear something?

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Was it the sound of you getting another CBBC show in the bag?

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No, that sounds like this. Yippee!

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HE CROWS AND SINGS AND MAKES NONSENSE SOUNDS

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Bit weird, that. I think we'd better move on.

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There's still plenty more to happen. The menu, Derek, if you will.

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Still to come today, lunch gets ruined...

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..Sherlock's banged to rights...

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Oh, stupid door!

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..and Ed gets right on the dog's wick.

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-I've got a drama degree. What have you got?

-Fleas!

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But I hardly see how that's relevant.

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Stay tuned, flowers.

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I tell you what, this high-energy fun is making me really hungry.

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If you're hungry I've got some snacks in my bag.

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-What have you got, Edmund?

-I've got... Ta-da! A rice cake.

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Covered in a thin layer of low-fat spread. Delicious and nutritious.

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-No, you're all right.

-OK. How about... Ta-da! A handful of seeds.

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-Yuck!

-OK, let's be naughty. Two handfuls.

-Right, that does it!

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Your healthy, so-called treats are doing nothing to appease my hunger.

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This food is nothing to be scoffed at. It's part of a balanced diet.

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I need a proper meal right now.

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And in know the very people who can provide it. Enjoy your seeds.

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Here we go.

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Hiya, cockers!

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-ALL: Hi, Hacker.

-I need your advice on something.

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-Could you give me advice on making fine food?

-Yeah.

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Come on, let me hear it. Go!

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-Make them precise.

-Anything else?

-Always use the right ingredients.

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-And the right amount.

-Eat it, eat it.

-Get tips from Jamie Oliver.

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All right, all right, be quiet. That's enough of the advice.

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Let's see what you're really like in the kitchen.

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Right, cockers, here's your task.

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You each have to make a sandwich

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but I have thrown in some obstacles.

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Firstly, you're blindfolded,

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secondly, you can only use one hand,

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and thirdly, said hand is tied to that of another person.

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Your time starts...now!

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WHISTLE

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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Lots of cream on. Come on.

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-BUZZER

-Stop! Time's up.

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Let's have a look at the mess you've made of my lunch.

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Next pair. Go now!

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Come on, work as a team.

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Get some more bits on there.

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Come on. You're letting yourselves down.

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-BUZZER

-Stop! Quit, that's it. Time's up.

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That is possibly the finest sandwich I've seen in minutes.

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Go!

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Look at the muck in here. Get more foodstuffs! Get some foodstuffs!

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Oh, what a quality sandwich(!)

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-BUZZER

-Stop! Time's up!

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Time's up. Let's have a look at the state of that muck.

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Look at the state of these sandwiches.

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They're messy, rancid and disgusting. I love 'em!

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Herman, put 'em in a bag. I'll have 'em later.

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Yes, will do, Hackerness.

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Thanks for having me. You've been fantastic. See you, cockers.

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-Bye, Hacker!

-Now, back to the studio I go.

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I hope they're not having too much fun there without me.

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MUSIC Whoo-hoo!

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HE CHANTS

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Yoo-hoo! I'm back!

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What's going on here? Stop the music.

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You're not allowed to have fun without me here. I'm furious.

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-I think you'd all better apologise to me right now.

-ALL: Sorry.

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-And you, Petrie.

-I'm sorry, Hacker.

-I'm livid.

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I don't know where these have come from.

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And why have we got a lemon? The lemon doesn't make sense!

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You stand there and think about what you've done.

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In the meantime, let's have a look at some LOLs off the telly.

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-Petrie, if you look closely you could be in some of these.

-Oh.

-Yes.

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Run it, Derek!

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'Lovely show, this. Lovely show.

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'What could possibly go wrong? Oh, no, look. Oh, what a hot dish.

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'James Martin might not singe your brows off.'

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We're in the nuclear bunker

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and there's someone trying to sell us mobile phones.

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-Where did you get this number? This is decommissioned...

-'Ex-directory.'

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'Let's raise a toast to Pat.

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'I didn't mean that. What are you doing?'

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'Oh, look, who let the dogs out? It wasn't me. I promise.'

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-He's still trying to sell me one.

-'Just hang up, Ed.'

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No-one lives here but thank you for phoning.

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-What is your question, Charlotte?

-Oh!

-Oh!

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Oh, that wasn't pleasant.

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Oh, dear.

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They were good. What a lot of LOLs.

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Right, it's my mum's birthday today

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and I have never purchased her an adequate present.

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I've decided to make something nice.

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But I'm having a bit of trouble.

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It's the lack of thumbs I've got going on.

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All I need you to do is ice them for me.

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My mother is having an animal-themed party,

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so I've drawn three pictures for you to copy.

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-I reckon I can do that, yeah.

-Good.

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-I should mention, I need to get them over to her in two minutes.

-Huh?

0:19:540:19:57

-So you've got to get them done quickly.

-OK. I'll see what I can do.

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But I can't promise that they won't go All Over The Place.

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There's no time to plug your shows now. First she wants this.

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A simple worm.

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-Can you manage that?

-Yeah.

-Well, start now.

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-BUZZER

-Come on.

-There we go.

-Come on, Ed.

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-OH, oh.

-You can do it. Be quick.

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Be betterer. Petrie, come on.

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There we go. There's a worm.

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-You're dragging this out. Put in detailing.

-I know.

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-BUZZER

-Let's see.

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-That is a mess.

-It's clearly a worm.

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Get it out of my sight. Swap my cakes over.

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For the next one she wants a zebra.

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But to make it more interesting,

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I'm going to make the cake spin round.

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Herman, rotate the cake.

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Great.

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Come on, Ed, start, start!

0:20:480:20:50

-BUZZER

-Draw the zebra!

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-You're good at this sort of thing. Call that a zebra?

-It's good.

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-It's low quality.

-I haven't got any black icing.

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-No stripes?

-I'll give it some eyes.

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Them are zig-zags. You'll be doing chevrons next.

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-I'm doing the grass.

-Do the hooves, Ed!

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-I don't know how to do hooves.

-Zebras do not have green hooves!

0:21:090:21:13

-BUZZER

-Stop! Let's see yow you've done.

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-That is very poor.

-I think that's good under the conditions.

0:21:150:21:18

And the last thing my mum wants doing is this, a po-cock. A peacock.

0:21:180:21:24

-Go now!

-BUZZER

0:21:240:21:26

-As fast as you can. Come on.

-It's quite difficult.

-Do a better peacock!

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-I'm sorry.

-That looks like a tragedy on a plate!

0:21:300:21:35

-Oh, no.

-Oh, no.

-I'm sorry. The bag burst!

0:21:350:21:39

-I can't help it!

-Dry-clean only, Ed. Stop the cake!

0:21:390:21:44

-BUZZER

-Edward, that peacock is a letdown.

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No hooves and covered in muck.

0:21:470:21:49

-It doesn't have hooves. Peacocks don't have hooves.

-They should have!

0:21:490:21:54

I need to nip of and phone a professional.

0:21:540:21:56

You can stay here and watch Sherlock Bones. It's a good one.

0:21:560:22:00

You're not in it much. Moist towelette, please!

0:22:000:22:04

This is the town of Teapot

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where Sherlock Bones was about to have a bad day.

0:22:060:22:10

'Bad day? I just stubbed my toe on an ottoman!'

0:22:100:22:13

-Oh. Oh...

-What's wrong, Sherlock?

0:22:130:22:17

You might want to sit down, Mrs Drinkwater.

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For I have shocking news.

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Someone has kidnapped my best friend, Mr Norman Brownceiling.

0:22:220:22:27

He's my favourite teddy bear.

0:22:270:22:32

-Oh, you mean that rufty-tufty, threadbeary mess?

-You've seen him?

0:22:320:22:37

Probably got thrown out years ago. I doubt you'll see him again.

0:22:370:22:40

Mrs D, if there's one thing you should never doubt about me,

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it's my ability to see what others cannot.

0:22:440:22:47

Charge!

0:22:470:22:49

Oh. Stupid door!

0:22:490:22:52

Mr Bit, Mr Bit, have you seen my teddy bear?

0:23:080:23:11

His name is Mr Norman Brownceiling and he's my friend.

0:23:110:23:15

-I'm not listening to you. Get out.

-See you.

0:23:150:23:18

Mr Norman Brownceiling!

0:23:180:23:21

Oh!

0:23:210:23:22

Perhaps it's time to admit I'll never see my teddy again.

0:23:300:23:34

HE SIGHS

0:23:340:23:35

Mr Norman Brownceiling! It's you!

0:23:370:23:41

What are you doing out here? Have you been kidnapped or something?

0:23:410:23:45

No, Sherlock. No-one kidnapped me. I decided to go to the tip.

0:23:450:23:52

-What?

-The truth is, I think it's time we both moved on in our lives.

0:23:520:23:59

Why, Norman Brownceiling?

0:23:590:24:02

-I'm old and wizened.

-Oh, yeah. See you, then.

0:24:020:24:06

I was kidding, teddy. You're my best friend, Mr Brownceiling.

0:24:060:24:10

-I've always had a place for you.

-That's all I wanted to hear.

0:24:100:24:15

-I love you, Sherlock.

-I love you, too. Don't you ever leave me.

0:24:150:24:21

-He didn't have a crime to solve.

-You what?

0:24:320:24:35

He just lost his bear. It doesn't make sense.

0:24:350:24:37

Right. Come here, you!

0:24:370:24:40

That is an excellent drama series.

0:24:400:24:42

I will not have you coming in and picking holes in it.

0:24:420:24:45

It didn't make sense.

0:24:450:24:46

You're making a fool of yourself and my show and I won't have it!

0:24:460:24:50

My reputation is on the line. You said it would be the next big thing.

0:24:500:24:54

You did a bad job on Downstairs Abbey last year.

0:24:540:24:58

I gave you another chance this year and you were worse than last.

0:24:580:25:01

-How dare you! I've got a degree in drama. What have you got?

-Fleas!

0:25:010:25:04

But I hardly see how it's relevant. I urge you to move on, sir.

0:25:040:25:08

-Fine.

-Fine.

-I will.

-I won't have it.

0:25:080:25:11

-So, Hacker, me old mate.

-All right, Ed.

0:25:130:25:17

-I was so embarrassed about that business with the cakes.

-Oh, yeah.

0:25:170:25:20

I made you something. You can take this to your mum.

0:25:200:25:23

Lovely. To...

0:25:230:25:24

Harry, no...

0:25:250:25:27

You've set my friend and popular long-running sidekick

0:25:270:25:30

Harry Tongue into this jelly.

0:25:300:25:33

Sorry, we were having a conversation about the fiscal situation in Europe.

0:25:330:25:37

-He must have jumped in.

-I don't want to hear it.

0:25:370:25:39

-Get out and take this with you!

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:25:390:25:42

Get out. You're all over the place.

0:25:420:25:45

-That's All Over the Place with me, Ed Petrie, on CBBC.

-Go! Get out!

0:25:450:25:50

Mind your head. Mind your Ed...

0:25:510:25:53

What a lovely man but I'm glad he's out of my life. It's now time for...

0:25:530:25:58

Hacker's Top Three Food Howlers.

0:25:580:26:01

In at three, these scientists have cracked it.

0:26:010:26:06

They've found a way to combine the two greatest things in the universe.

0:26:060:26:09

Bacon shoes. Bacon shoes!

0:26:090:26:12

Two. Whoever said bread couldn't talk?

0:26:170:26:21

Talking bread. Eh!

0:26:210:26:23

LAUGHTER

0:26:230:26:24

One.

0:26:300:26:32

And for our number-one food-based howler,

0:26:320:26:35

there's a wedding cake, there's a floor. You do the math.

0:26:350:26:38

Oh, look, they're carrying it through. Yeah.

0:26:380:26:42

Have a little taste, that's fine, but don't eat it all.

0:26:420:26:45

Oh, he's dropped it. It's ended in tears. Aw.

0:26:450:26:49

Hope you're hungry, floor.

0:26:490:26:51

Well, cockers, I think we've all had enough for one day.

0:26:510:26:54

I know I have. I'm going to head off.

0:26:540:26:57

I've got a barn dance with hotpot supper to attend.

0:26:570:27:00

All that's left now is for me to sing that song like what I do.

0:27:000:27:04

See you soon. G-G-Goodbye.

0:27:040:27:07

# That is it for now, the end of the show

0:27:080:27:11

# I need the lav, love, so I'm going to go

0:27:110:27:13

# I'll see you next time, I wish you bye-bye

0:27:130:27:15

# Put it in your diary, it's called Hacker Time

0:27:150:27:18

# It's been amazing with me larking around

0:27:180:27:20

# We've been LOL-ing, there's clips I've found

0:27:200:27:22

# Watch again next time cos I've got much more

0:27:220:27:24

# There'll be tons of other funny stuff, it will be top drawer

0:27:240:27:27

# I was joined by Ed Petrie and his long, thin pony face

0:27:270:27:32

# But I had to chuck that mooey out

0:27:320:27:34

# Because he tried to plug his show all over the place

0:27:340:27:37

# That is it for now, the end of the show

0:27:370:27:40

# I need the lav, love, so I'm going to go

0:27:400:27:42

# I'll see you next time, I miss you, bye-bye

0:27:420:27:44

# Put it in your diary, it's called Hacker Time

0:27:440:27:46

# Put it in your diary, it's called Hacker Time

0:27:460:27:49

# That is the end of today's Hacker Time! #

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