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In today's Hacker Time, the part of Lolly will be played by... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Lolly. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
People - we've got an urgent matter! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
The office roof needs repairing. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
I don't see a problem with it. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
SQUAWK! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
PFFRT! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
Knickers. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
So - how have you all been raising funds to get it fixed? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Wilf - I see you're being sponsored to have a bath of baked beans. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
No, mate. I'm just being sponsored to have a bath. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Although I HAVE eaten some beans. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
PFFRT! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Lolly - you're being sponsored to be nice to everyone for a change. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
How's that going? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
-Well, it's none of your business, you mooey! -Ooh! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Oh, sorry! I'll start again. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Hmph... | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Herman - what are you doing? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Ooh, good - a sponsored silence! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
And how much have you raised so far? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Er, 25 pence... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Oh, sorry - I'll start again. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
What a mooey! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh, sorry! I'll start again. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
That only leaves you, Hacker. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
What are you doing? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I'm being sponsored to provide the comedy punch line for this meeting. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Ooh! And what's that? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
SQUAWK! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
PFRRT! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Gah! Urgh... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Hang on! That's the only thing that's worked, Hacker! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Bleurgh! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Your shambolic ways have saved the roof! Hoo-hoo! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Run the titles! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Hooray! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Oh, what a bunch of mooeys! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Oh... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
# You gonna watch this? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
# You gotta watch this! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
# You gotta watch this! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
-RAPS: -# My, my, my, my programme hits you so hard | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
# Makes me say, "Oh, my word!" | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
# Thank you for watching me | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
# It's telly but not what you normally see | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
# It feels good there's outtakes too | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
# Comedy, guests and clips it's true | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
# So sit back - don't move too much | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
# This is the show - hah! - you can't touch. # | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
-Stop! -Hacker Time. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Thank you. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Stand by, then, everyone. We're on air in five... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
four... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
three... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
two... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
TOILET FLUSHES one. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Cue Hacker! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Good day to ye, cockers one and all. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Ooh, you'll love today's show, cos it's all about money! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Aww, hello, son! How are you? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Aww, my son! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
No! I said MONEY, not MUMMY! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh, sorry, my mistake. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Bye, son! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Now, today's guest is an expert who knows all about saving money. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
He's arriving any minute... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
he just doesn't know it yet! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Hi, I'm Martin Lewis. I'm here for the news. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
-Mr Lewis, is it? -Yeah. -Mr Lewis, get in the lift, sir. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-I'm here for the news... -Nah, get in the lift, mate. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-All the way in. -The news is over in that direction! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-They've moved the signs, mate. -But I'm on a deadline... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Down. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Hey! Help! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Help! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
DING! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's money expert Martin Lewis! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
Y'all right, Martin?! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
You're on Hacker Time! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Hacker Time? I'm meant to be on the news right now. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Oh, no, no, please stay, Martin. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
I'll give you a little sweetener... | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Are you trying to bribe me with cash? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
No! I was going to give you my honey. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Oh, oh... Hello, son. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
It's me again! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
No, I said my HONEY, not my mummy! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-Go away. -Sorry, son. Bye! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-So, what do you say? -Well, I do quite like honey, actually - | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
but that's no way to talk to your mother. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
-Derek - the fact file. -Coming right up, me little owl! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Hoo-hoo! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Martin Lewis is an expert on saving people money. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Can you tell(?) | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
He began his career | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
when his invisible sock puppet act failed to take off. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Outside work, his hobbies include | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
dressing like a flamenco dancer at the Radio 1 studios... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
and appearing on political programmes | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
whilst looking REALLY excited about it. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
And that's a little bit of summat about Martin Lewis, ho, ho. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Ooh, you learn something new every day, don't you, Martin? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
MARTIN! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Ooh, I'm livid. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
..so after floating my company on the stock market, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
I made £7 million, yeah. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
And then I put it all in a tax free ISA. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Amazing. You have the most incredible money brain, Herman. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-I've learnt a lot, thank you. -Herman! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I thought you were doing a sponsored silence. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
I'm sorry about that, Martin. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Ha, ha! Classic! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
-In that case, let's get on with the show. -Cool. -Yeah. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Larry! The menu. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Today's Hacker Time is all about the money, money, money! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
And all this, of course... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Coming up, it's a final visit to Trumpalot in A Knight's Tail... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
This is the end, I tell you! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Aaah! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
..Martin makes a new best friend... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
What's going on now?! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
..and Hacker's quids in. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
I recently became rich. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Ooh, tell me! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
All this and more on Hacker Time! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Ooh, what a show! Are you excited, Martin? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Are ya? Are, ya, Martin?! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Martin, Martin, Martin, are ya excited?! -I am SO excited! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
All right, cocker, here we go. Ahem. Question one. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
What on earth is it you do for a living? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
My job is to explain to people how to save money | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
so that they've got more to spend on the things they like, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
or so they don't get in trouble with their finances. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Now, Martin, do you reckon you could help me save MY money? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh, oh, oh... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
It's me again! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
I said MONEY, not MUMMY! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
But she does need rescuing, cocker. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Can you do the honours, Martin? -Course I can. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-Augh! -POP! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Oh! Ooh! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Oh, thank you! You're my hero. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Don't humour her! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Right, you know what, Martin? I recently became rich. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
-Ooh, tell me. -Yeah. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
I legally changed my name to Richard, or "Rich" for short. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:20 | |
That's not how the money thing works. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Ugh. This interview's just getting stupid now. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
I know. Can you move on to the next question, Hacker? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
It's Richard, to you! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
I mean - Richard. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
(I mean, Richard? Rich - Richard?!) | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Martin - you help people with money troubles, don't you? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
I try to, yeah, because if you spend money when you haven't got it, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
it can cause a real problem. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
I know. Eh, did I ever tell you about the time I had money troubles? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
I don't like your shoes. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-GASPS: -They're made of corned beef. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
WOLF WHISTLE | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Two minutes later, I was set upon by a gang of angry cheque books. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
-I once got attacked by a pelican. -Ooh, what happened? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-Big bills! -Ha, ha! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Now, all this talk of money is confusing me. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Here's another example. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
They say that time is money, don't they? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Is time money? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Well, if you think about it, when people go to work, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
they get paid by the hour or by the day or by the week - | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
they get paid for their time. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
So, in one way, yes, time IS money. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
So, what you're saying is that time and money are the same thing? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-Well... -Mr Richard, Mr Richard... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Have you got the time, please? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
It's exactly £5 million. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Oh! And by the way, I've got your weekly pay cheque. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
Ooh, how much have I earned? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Precisely half past three. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Ha, ha, ha! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
And that's 12 minutes more than last week. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-CANNED LAUGHTER -Thank you. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
What do you think, Martin? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
To be honest, Hacker, I think you're lucky they pay you anything at all. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Cheeky scamp! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
But I'm afraid I'll have to stop you there, cocker, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-cos we're out of time for now... -TING! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Hang on a minute - | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
if we're out of time, and time's money, that means... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
we're also out of money here on Hacker Time - | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
I mean Richard Time. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
I mean Richard Money! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, did somebody say mummy?! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
What's going on now?! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Oh, Larry, help me out here. Larry? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Time now for the epic conclusion to our marvellous medieval drama | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
A Knight's Tail! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
'Thursday lunchtime in Trumpalot, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
'and the castle is under attack.' | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh! They're right upon us! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Oh, you should see their leader. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
He's hideous! With a massive, oozing pimple on his nose. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
You furry little fool. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Eurgh! And his breath stinks! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
You're looking the wrong way! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
MOB SHOUTS | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Ooh, they don't look pretty, either! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Your Majesty, we must lock down the castle immediately. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
No-one is to get in or out. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
CRASH! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
ALL YELL | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
It's going to be fine! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Just as long as we all stay calm. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh, by the way, we're all out of food. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Aah! This is the end, I tell you! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Aaaah! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Calm down, Sir Cumference! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
We'll be all right as long as we don't think about food. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Is that clear? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
# Food, food, food, food | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
# Food, food, food, food | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
# Food, food, food, food | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
# Food, food, food, food | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
# Food, food, food, food... # | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
What are you doing? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Stay back, I tell you! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Stay back! -CUTLERY CLINKS | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Stay back! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Aaaah! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
They're getting much more persistent. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Look, they have a battering ram. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Baa! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Baa! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Baa! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Baa! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
There's only one thing for it. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
We must go on the offensive. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Very well. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
You've got a big, smelly bum! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Not THAT sort of offensive. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I mean, we prepare to fight back. What can we throw at them? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
TING! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
How about this?! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
CLANG! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
ALL YELL | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Or this? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Aaaahhh! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
ALL YELL | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Or these? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
It's not enough. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Find something else. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Aah! No! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Whoa... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Yahoo! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Oh! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Me medieval nonsense! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
'17 years passed, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
'and still the siege went on.' | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
It's no use. It's time to open the portcullis and let them in. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
We will fight them head on. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
And we shall NEVER surrender. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Stop! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
It's me, Kevin, from the Save-A-Lot discount store. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
I'm delivering your online weekly shop. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
You're 17 years late. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
I've been knocking as loudly as I can. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
But if you're not here to storm the castle, | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
who are all these hideous people that you're with? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
ALL: Argh! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
This is the angry mob you ordered. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
You must've double-clicked. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Well, that explains everything. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Do come in! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
MOB: CHARGE! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
What are we all like?! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-I liked that, in a way. -Hm. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Now, Martin, I've got something to tell you. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
I'm no longer rich! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Yes - that's right. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
My name's no longer Richard T Dog - | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
because I've changed it back to Hacker, look! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
The trouble is, that certificate cost me £5,000 - | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
so I am no longer rich in any sense of the word. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Martin - I think I need you to give me some help. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
But while you do that, | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
here's some tat from Wilf and Herman. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
This is the Opinion Parlour. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Today, we've been asking what you're doing to save money. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Let's go to the phones. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
I think we've got Ann from Eccles on line one. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Hello? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
-Hello? -Anne, what have you been doing to save money? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
Well, I've stopped paying my phone bill, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
and I tell you what, it's the best thing I've ever... | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
DISCONNECT TONE | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, erm... | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Oh, well, we've got another caller on the line - | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
yeah, line two... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
And it's a Mr Derek McGee from the gallery. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
-Hello, Derek, can you hear me? -Yes, I can, me little owl. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
I've got a great idea for saving money! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-And what is that? -Herman - | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
we're getting rid of you from The Opinion Parlour. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
-But I... -No buts! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Off you go. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
That won't save THAT much money. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
I know! That's why we're getting rid of you as well, Wilf. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
-Go on, get out. -Ooh, what a liberty! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
Hoo-hoo! | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
This is the best Opinion Parlour yet! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Ha! He's right! It WAS the best one yet. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Martin - there's one thing we haven't addressed, yet, though. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
What IS money? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Explain in no more than three words. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Well, you can say it's... -That's enough. I'm bored now. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
There's only one way my pea-like brain can process this. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
And that's via the medium... of songe! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
BIG BAND MUSIC | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
# There's something I can't get my head around | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
# It's the concept of these rupees, yens and pounds | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
# Ooohhh | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
# Payday loans and ISAs make me holler | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
# And I can't raise interest in the Guyanese Dollar | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
# Yeeesss! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
# I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to stocks and shares | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
# And as for post-neo-classic economics | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
# You'll find me yelling "WHO CARES?" | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
# Inflation, stagnation, regressive taxation | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
# I'm devoid of all wisdom | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
# And don't get me started | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
# On the Intelligent Banknote Neutralisation System! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
# The abstract nature of this world of cash | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
# Is enough to bring me out in a full-body rash | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
# Oohhh! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
# Every time I look inside my purse | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
# It reminds me that money is a curse! # | 0:15:26 | 0:15:32 | |
What do you think of that, cocker? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Review that song in no more than three words. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Fiscally challenged - | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
but fantastic! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Lovely work, Martin! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
I still don't know what money is, though. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Oh, Larry - tell us what else is coming up! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Thanks, Hacker! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
Today's show is full of added value. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
We've got... | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Acky G, back with his own take on another pop song, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
the pressure's on in the Quarter Past Four O'Clock Club, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
and Martin Lewis does this... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Doo, doo, doo... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
CLICK-CLICK! CLICK! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
All still to come on Hacker Time. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Well, I'm very pleased to announce that my business lectures | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
have become so successful that Lord Sugar himself | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
has asked me to go on tour with him. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Ugh, that's quite enough of that. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Ugh! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Derek! Are you nervously eating sweets again? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
You know it's time for your... DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
But, mother...! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Derek, there's no need to be scared. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
But, mother...! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Guess what? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I've even brought your special friend Mr Owlface for you to cuddle! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:43 | |
Mr Owlface?! BUT, MOTHER... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
I don't need to go to the dentist! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
And why is that? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Because I've never had any teeth! Look... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Ooh, silly me! I forgot! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Mind you, your tonsils look inflamed. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Ooh, yes, you're right. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Come on, Derek... to the ho-ho-hospital! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
No, mother! Not the hospital! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Give me Mr Owlface! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Give me Mr Owlface! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Ugh, what a pair of mooeys. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
And now on Hacker Time, we present The Martin Lewis... | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
-and Hacker T Dog... -..Cash Programme. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Today, we're going to show you how to throw a party on a shoestring. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Hooray! Well, here's the shoestring! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:35 | |
Oh, don't worry, Martin - it's only a throwaway gag. Look. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Threw it away! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
Oh, please yourself! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Throwaway. I got it. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
No, Hacker and I are each going to organise a party, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
and we'll see who can spend the least - | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
and I am very competitive, I have to tell you. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Oh, budgies. That shoestring already cost me two and a half quid - | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
I'm down already. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
We'll give you some great ideas for a memorable celebration | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
that won't break the bank. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Let's start with decorations. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
They don't have to be too expensive - | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
I made this beautiful paper chain from just two old newspapers. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
Ooh! How much did that cost? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Only 50p - | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
because I used this two-for-one voucher! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Well, my paper chains are much nicer, look! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Ooh! Did you use old newspaper, too? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
No, I used this original copy of The Complete Works of Shakespeare. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
A bargain | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
-at three million...pounds... -Oh, dear. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Let's move on to food. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I bought this jelly for just 20p... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
-And guess what? -What? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
I got this one, too - cos I've got... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
a two-for-one voucher! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
You call that food? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
You can't have a party without cake, Lewis. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-That looks EXPENSIVE. -It's not. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
It's made entirely out of old store cupboard ingredients. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Take it away. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Although I did glaze it | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
with the tears of an extinct dodo, | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
bottled in the 16th century... | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Still got some left, though! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Oh... | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-Knickers! -Fool. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Finally, it's time to think about entertainment - | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
and why not make your own, like this? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
TO "The Blue Danube": # Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
CLICK-CLICK! CLICK-CLICK! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. # | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
CLICK-CLICK! CLICK-CLICK! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
And that doesn't need a two-for-one voucher - it's totally free! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
POP-POP-POP! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
POP! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
You call that entertainment?! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Watch this. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Hello, is that popular music combo, The Vamps? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
-Hey, yeah, is that Richard? -No, it's Hacker now. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
We dropped that joke ten minutes ago, cocker. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Now, will you come and perform at my party? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Erm, I don't know. The hourly rate is...seven million? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-£7 million. -Yeah. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Ooh, that's a bit expensive. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
I tell you what, I'll give you £100 million! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
-Sweet, done. -Let's do it, let's go! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Sure, see you in a bit. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Huzzah! That was easy. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Hacker... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
what are you playing at? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
I've managed to organise a party for under a pound - | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
and you have spent £125 million! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
Well, that's where you're wrong, cocker. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I haven't spent a thing. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
I put it all on your credit card! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
WHAT?! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
How am I going to pay that back plus interest? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Fool dog! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Easy, cocker! I've booked you as the clown - | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
and I'll pay 300 million for it! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Although... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
I have got a two-for-one voucher for that - clown costumes. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-We can do it together! -Ugh... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
HORNS BLOW | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
THE VAMPS PLAY IN BACKGROUND | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Ugh... | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Martin, this party is dull, innit? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Oh, yeah. HE SNORES | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Something's missing. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
You know what? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I've got a great idea to liven it up! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-You are going to love this! -Oh, what's that? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-Come here, Hacker. -What? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
SPLAT! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Ugh... | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Don't tell me... | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
Argh! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Two for the price of one! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
I'm livid! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
It's time to go to school - | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
but don't worry, you're unlikely to learn anything - | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
it's the Quarter Past Four O'Clock Club... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Josh, I'm a bit worried - your maths exam is in three days. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
Don't worry your little self! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
That's about... | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
four weeks away, in't it? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Anyway, you've still got all that marking to do. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
Looks like we're both... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
under pressure. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
# Pressure is rising all the time | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
# It's all getting too much for me | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
# I can't think straight | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
# There's too much to do | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
# Too much on my plate | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
# Yeah | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
# My exams are looming | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
# I'm not behaving myself | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
-# The headteacher is fuming -Oi, you! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
# Deadlines to meet | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
# I'm rushed off my feet | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
# There's marking to be done and I'm feeling the heat | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
# The pressure is rising | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
# Plus I think I'm getting thinner | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
# Although I can't decide if I want a fish or chicken dinner | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# Has this milk gone off? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
# I just can't tell | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
# Calm down, Nathan let's just give it a smell | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-# Eurgh! -Let's watch the telly | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
# Hang on, where's the remote? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
# Oh, it's stuck on Countryfile | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
# Featuring a goat | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
# I texted my girlfriend and called her "Mum" | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
# It's all this pressure I should have kept shtoom | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
# What am I gonna do? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
# I'm busting for t' loo! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
# Keep it together, man I'm relying on you | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
# There's pressure all around | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
# Keep your feet on the ground | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
# The pressure's getting to us | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
# And I've no change for the bus | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
# Pressure is rising all the time | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
# It's all getting too much for me | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
# I can't think straight | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
# There's too much to do | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
# Too much on my plate! # | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Ah! Well, that's motivated me to do all of my marking. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
And me to revise, and subsequently pass my maths exam. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Ah - only thing is, | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
we've been singing so long the deadlines have passed! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh, well. At least we passed something. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
-Let's go celebrate! -Yay! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Now on Hacker Time it's the exciting, nail-biting, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
awe-inspiring part of the show, where Hacker likes to say... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:24 | |
Martin Lewis... | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
GET OUT! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Don't be offended, cocker - | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
that's just the name of the big game show segment. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
-Are you excited? -Oh, yes! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Belting. You'll be fighting to get back up to the ground floor | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
so you can return to your dull life in the real world. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Get a question right and you'll go up a level - | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
get one wrong, you go back down a level. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
And when the time's up, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
you'll have either lit up enough buttons to leave, | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
or you'll end up on one of my other weird and wonderful floors - | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
like Old Mrs Crumpsall's cat poo museum. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
You've got until you hear this sound... | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
It's me! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
So, in 3, 2, 12, go! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Which of these is a real currency? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Is it A, Bek, is it B, Lek, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
or is it C, Hang on, I'll be with you in a sec? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
-Lek. -Correct! Lek is, which is the Albanian currency. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
The next question is a top-notch one. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Let's bring out me old chum Acky G! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
# It's Accordion George, ho! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
# It's Accordion George George, George, George! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
# It's Accordion George, Acky G! # | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Ag, Acky George, Acky G, Acky G-George! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
All right, George? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
This is me old chum Acky G. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
He will now play you a song on his accordion, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
and you must tell me which song it is. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Take it away, Ag! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
HE PLAYS "Price Tag" by Jessie J | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
What do you think that was, cocker? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
I think it's a bit of Jessie J. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
It's all about the money, money, money, money, money, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-money, money, money, money... -Oh, he's stuck. He's stuck again. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
..money, money, money... POP! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
We'll give you that, cocker. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
It's called Price Tag - | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
this is how it should sound when it's played PROPERLY, Acky G! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
# It's not about the money money, money | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
# We don't need your money money, money | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
# We just wanna make the world dance, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
# Forget about the price tag... # | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
That's how it should sound, Acky G! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Did some of your fingers get stuck or summat? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Oh, go away, and give us a wave before you go. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Shut the doors, I'm sick of old Ag. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Right. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
If my business is worth £3 million and Lolly buys 10% of it, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:36 | |
what am I left with? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
£2,700,000. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Correctamundo, me old cocker! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
Right, the next one. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Which celebrity have we McGee'd in this picture? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Who's that lovely, lovely person? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Is it... | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Is it our Lorraine? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
Yes, it was Lorraine! TV's own Lorraine Kelly. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
She refused to come on this show. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Oh, look! Oh, you're doing well, cocker! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
You've only got to get one more right | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
and you're out of here like a gibbon! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Right. Name one of the two men on the back of a £50 note. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:10 | |
It's a tricky one, this, cocker. It's a tricky one. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
No! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
Oh, no! You go back down a level, cocker. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
The answer was Matthew Boulton or James Watt. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Next one. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Catch this. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
Correct! He caught it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
Lovely work. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Complete this phrase - "Money doesn't grow on..." | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Trees. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Correct! Ha, ha! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Ooh, you've done really well! Ooh, lovely work. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Yes, well done, cocker. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
You lit up all the buttons to the ground floor, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
so you ARE allowed to leave! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
It's been wonderful having you on the show, cocker. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Now, GET OUT! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Any last words before you leave, Martin? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Yeah, look after the... CLANK! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Thank goodness he's gone. I thought he'd never leave. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
That's it now, me old cockers. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
I'm off to re-lay the crazy paving on me patio. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
All that's left for me to do now is sing my awful song. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Join in if you know it! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
# That is it for now the end of the show | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
# I'll see you next time on this show of mine | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
# It's been amazing we've been larking around | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
# The whole programme cost just under a pound | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
# Watch again next time cos we've got much more | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
# There'll be tonnes of other funny stuff | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
# It will be top drawer | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
# Martin Lewis was my guest | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
# We forged a strong connection | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
# Until I ruined our budget party | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
# With a series of dramatically inaccurate fiscal projections | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
# That is it for now the end of the show | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
# I'll see you next time on this show of mine | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
# Put it in your diary it's called Hacker Time | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
# Put it in your diary it's called Hacker Time | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
# That is the end of today's Hacker Time! # | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Or is it Richard Time? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 |