Episode 10 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown
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Cold spots! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Cold spots! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Welcome to Friday's
Winter Olympic Rundown. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
Today's top stories:
Jenny Jones congratulates man | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
on his impression of a ghost. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Man tells Canadian ice hockey
coach to wiggle her nose. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:37 | |
Wiggle your nose, wiggle your
nostrils. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:44 | |
And Eve Muirhead scared
by mouse, but very slowly. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
As it's nearly the weekend,
let's kick off with some fun. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:54 | |
I am starting this evening with the
quiz. Can you name the three alpine | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
skiers who have won three gold
medals at one games? No. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:04 | |
Talking of skiing, I enjoyed
the Men's Halfpipe. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
But I didn't realise the competitors
were also amateur magicians. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
We want to see these big tricks that
we know these guys can do. Mike | 0:01:11 | 0:01:19 | |
Riddle had a... A huge bag of
tricks. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
A huge bag of tricks. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Well I've got his
Trick Bag right here. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
I'm going to delve deep
and see if I can find one | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
of those creative grabs. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Oooh.. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
What a creative grab. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
. The Olympic champion has pulled
the cat out of the bag. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:47 | |
I wonder what else is in here?I
I wonder if I can pull | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
a cat out the bag? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
Oooh! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Stop grabbing me creatively! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
I've had enough of this bag. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Time for a new trick. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
And he pulled a rabbit out of the
hat. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
hat. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
I've got the hat here! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Let's say the magic words. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Ooh it's working. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Get off! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Although that WAS the most
creative grab yet! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Well done! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I enjoyed the half pipe commentary,
but I think Tim Warwood | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
and James Woods could have said
"Oh My Goodness" a bit | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
more. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Oh, my goodness. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:26 | |
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. Oh my goodness, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:36 | |
what a disgrace. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Hey, did you hear that Great Britain
was considering buying some | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
new curtains with a giant
plus sign on them? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
And that may well be curtains for
Great Britain. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
And that may well be
curtains for Great Britain. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:52 | |
Good choice, Great Britain. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
Thanks Hacker. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
They'll go really well with my times
table themed carpet. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Bye! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
I'm glad to see that
Clare Balding's thumb took a well | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
earned holiday yesterday. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
I bet her index finger is really
missing it. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I bet her index finger
is really missing it. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Now it's time for my favourite
moment where you say | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
"combined" a lot, then become
self-aware that you've said | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
"combined" a lot. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
The combined event, skiers go
downhill first and then the slalom | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
and it is combined. Have I said
combined enough? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
Now I've just bought
myself this jar of IT. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
I don't know what to
do next, though. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
If ever there was a time to rip the
lid of it, this is it. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
If ever there was a time to rip
the lid of it, this is it. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh my goodness.. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Ah, I've got no thumbs. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Next, there was a bad case
of trapped wind going around | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
the Games. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
First, snowboarder Jamie Anderson
tried to hold on to a | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
massive trump. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
How did she not explode into a
million pieces. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
How did she not explode
into a million pieces. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Then
skier Alex Ferrera did the same. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
I hope he doesn't! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
Cover your eyes, I am not sure what
is going to happen. I think I know | 0:04:06 | 0:04:11 | |
what is going to happen. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Anyway, I'm pleased to say that
Clare's thumb has returned | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
from its holiday. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
But unfortunately
now her fingers have | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
gone, they've left
on a package trip to Benidorm. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:27 | |
Now, I was surprised
to hear this yesterday. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
This man is Liquid Skiing. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
He is LITERALLY liquid,
and he is skiing. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Now get out! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, that's nearly it for today. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm off on a mini-break now
with all of Clare Balding's | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
fingers and thumbs. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Hi, Hacker! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Hi, all of Clare Balding's hand! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Well, that was a brilliant show. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
What could possibly improve it? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:54 | |
Just when you thought it could not
get any better. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Aaron, are you ok?! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Close the curtains, Great Britain! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 |