Episode 9 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown
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Huzzah! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
My Winter Olympic Rundown is back! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Today's top stories... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Skier does impression of alien. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:27 | |
I'm an alien! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
German bobsleigh coaches take part
in trampolining event. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:36 | |
And women rub skater's
head for luck. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:42 | |
The big news - US skier Lindsey Vonn
missed out on a gold | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
in the women's downhill. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
It was her own fault, though. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
She has left the door open for other
people to come and push her off that | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
podium. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
You'd never catch me leaving
a door open while I'm on a | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
podium. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
Anyway, Lindsey was beaten by... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
DOOR CREAKS. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
I mustn't have double
locked the door! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Anyway, Lindsey was beaten
by Italy's Sophia Goggia, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
who was feeling the effects
of a large vegetable curry she had | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
just before the race. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
Sophia Goggia, her main rival, has a
storming bottom section. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
Ooh, I know how she feels. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
I've got a storming
bottom section myself. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
HACKER TRUMPS. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
In fact, I did my
business all over the | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
snowboarding course. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Luckily, one of the competitors has
promised to sort it out for me. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:34 | |
He is going to clean this up. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Thanks for sorting that out. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
It was a right, er... | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
What's the word, Jayne Torvill? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Splatfest. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
It was a right splatfest. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Sophia Goggia was really belting out
a tune on the podium. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Our hidden microphones picked up
exactly what she was | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
singing. | 0:01:55 | 0:02:00 | |
# I've got a storming bottom section
and I shall push you up the podium. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:06 | |
Downhill champion
Sophia Goggia there. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
And talking of things
going downhill quickly, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
here's my producer, Derek. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Ho-hoo! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Thanks, Hacker. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
I thought the viewers
would like to see this | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
state-of-the-art graphic. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Ooh, lovely! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Is that the skiing course? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
No, it's the ratings for this
episode of Hacker's Winter | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Olympic Rundown. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Did you notice the new Union Jack
hairstyle that's all the | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
rage? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I get more stressed than he does!
That is a nice haircut. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
I thought I'd nip to the barbers
and treat myself to one! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
I feel so patriotic now. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
I think I'll just lean against this
podium and hope that | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
nothing comedically
untoward happens. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
He is going to open the door! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Oh no... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
DOOR CREAKS OPEN. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Time now for my favourite overuse
of the word "better" of | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
the day. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
It is better! It is better! Better! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:11 | |
Curling and Team GB had an
interesting opponent. Eve Muirhead | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
has played a cracker. And we are
played -- joined by bad cracker. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:23 | |
Hello, that cracker! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
What can you tell us about the game? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Well, I nearly went
to pieces several times. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
But luckily my team-mate
was there to help me. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Ooh, who was your team-mate? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
That was a peach. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Get out, both of you! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
All this talk of foodstuffs
is making me hungry. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
I know, I'll put on the Men's Ski
Cross to take my mind off | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
it. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
They are lining up. Bischofberger... | 0:03:44 | 0:03:50 | |
Mmm... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Bischofberger! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Oh! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
I know... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
I'll just focus on the crowds. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
There can't possibly be any
food references there. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Ooh, USA women rock! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Yes, I love USA women rock! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
It's my favourite flavour of rock. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
And I've got some Austrian men candy
floss to go with it! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Sorry, this is all getting a bit
silly now, isn't it? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
Get on with it. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Alright, Clare and Rhona! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Ahem. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Now I enjoyed watching
the "Conga on Ice" event | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
yesterday. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:29 | |
# Come on and do the conga... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
Isn't it funny the things
you learn from Clare Balding? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
The mod is scientifically proven to
be the fastest hairstyle. -- the | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
mullet. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
That's all very well,
but let's carry out our own | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
scientific experiment to see
if the mullet can beat the | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
newest haircut on the block -
the Union Jack. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Congratulations, Union Jack -
you'll be taking your place on | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
the podium. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
And that's all we've
got time for today. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
He is going to open the door... | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Ooh! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
I've fallen on me bottom section! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Bye! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:09 |