Episode 8 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown

Hello!

Welcome to Wednesday's

Winter Olympic Rundown.

Today's top stories...

British curling team congratulated

on their handshaking technique.

That has been their best performance

of these Olympic Games so far.

Laundry issues leave

athletes short of outfits.

So, we have one jumper per team to

go.

And halfpipe commentator's

distracted by man in crowd.

She is ticking the judge. A massive

truck driver there.

The big news...

TRUCK NOISE.

..Oooh, massive truck driver there!

The big news is Elise Christie has

missed out on a medal in the short

track speed skating.

Elise Christie is out of the Olympic

Games.

I wonder if she was distracted

by the Dutch women's team -

because they all had the same name.

Ha-ha ha...

"Ned".

And another one!

There was success for

Team GB today though.

For all the latest we can

cross to my roving

reporter, Wilf Breadbin.

Wilf - how's the curling going?

Not bad.

Although I do stink

of perming solution.

Not that type of curling...

Oh, Wilfred - for once in your life,

can you just do a straight report?!

Very well...

Is this any better?

Stop it!

Or I'll give you a

number two all over!

Wilf was supposed to be telling us

that the Team GB women

are through to the semifinals

in the curling.

And I bet the commentator has been

loving all the thrills and spills.

Wow, wow.

Or maybe he hasn't!

Over in the ice dancing arena,

this cameraman was focusing

on all the real action

at the ice dancing arena.

Look at that lovely purple axe rock.

I will zoom in and out on that.

And I'm pleased to say that

Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown has

exclusively obtained

the footage he shot.

This is my favourite event yet!

I've noticed there's a poetry theme

at this year's Games.

We've got a couple of competitors

with rhyming names.

Arianna Fontana.

It's even inspired Clare

Balding to have a go.

Shaun White wants to fly out of

sight.

And I've heard the curling

commentator is quite the poet too.

It slides by. It was a great try.

Ooh, that's good.

I wonder how that poem ends.

It slides by, it was a great try.

This will be a huge win for Kyle

Smith and his team.

Oh!

Well, I've only got three

things to say to that.

Wow, wow, wow.

Now, time for my favourite,

Very Excited Agreement of the Day.

I thought it was going to be more

than that.

I thought it was going to

be more too!

What is it about the medal table

that Clare Balding finds so funny?

LAUGHTER

That's very funny, five medals

today.

HACKER LAUGHS.

..I don't get it.

Now, I've heard that

you only have to stand

still to win a medal these days.

The first person to flinch is going

to lose out on a medal.

Ooh...massive truck driver!

Oh, I flinched!

Cut to summat else!

Now back to Wilf Breadbin

for all the latest on the big air.

Hello again!

I've had a shampoo and set.

Not big

hair,

Wilf...

Big

air.

It's something to do

with snowboarding.

What's snowboarding?

No idea...

Now, regular viewers will be

aware of the ongoing,

tragic saga of the square of yellow

carpet in the BBC studio.

First, Amy Williams stood

on it with both feet.

Then Christopher Dean

only half stood on it.

After that, Clare Balding has

shunned it completely.

But there may be hope.

Has Clare had a change of heart?

Come on, Clare, get nearer, don't be

scared, why don't you like me?!

Oh, now Jayne Torvill's

blocking my shot!

I'm livid!

That's almost it.

What did everyone think of the show?

Wow, wow, wow.

That's our best review yet.

Before we go, here's Wilf

with all the highlights.

Yep.

You guessed it, I've

had my highlights done.

That's the joke.

Are you even in Pyeongchang?

What's Pyeongchang?

No idea...

See you tomorrow!