Episode 8 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown


Episode 8

Hacker has been on the lookout for those bits of yesterday's Winter Olympics coverage that you might not have spotted.


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Hello!

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Welcome to Wednesday's

Winter Olympic Rundown.

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Today's top stories...

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British curling team congratulated

on their handshaking technique.

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That has been their best performance

of these Olympic Games so far.

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Laundry issues leave

athletes short of outfits.

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So, we have one jumper per team to

go.

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And halfpipe commentator's

distracted by man in crowd.

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She is ticking the judge. A massive

truck driver there.

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The big news...

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TRUCK NOISE.

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..Oooh, massive truck driver there!

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The big news is Elise Christie has

missed out on a medal in the short

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track speed skating.

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Elise Christie is out of the Olympic

Games.

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I wonder if she was distracted

by the Dutch women's team -

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because they all had the same name.

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Ha-ha ha...

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"Ned".

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And another one!

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There was success for

Team GB today though.

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For all the latest we can

cross to my roving

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reporter, Wilf Breadbin.

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Wilf - how's the curling going?

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Not bad.

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Although I do stink

of perming solution.

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Not that type of curling...

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Oh, Wilfred - for once in your life,

can you just do a straight report?!

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Very well...

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Is this any better?

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Stop it!

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Or I'll give you a

number two all over!

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Wilf was supposed to be telling us

that the Team GB women

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are through to the semifinals

in the curling.

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And I bet the commentator has been

loving all the thrills and spills.

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Wow, wow.

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Or maybe he hasn't!

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Over in the ice dancing arena,

this cameraman was focusing

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on all the real action

at the ice dancing arena.

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Look at that lovely purple axe rock.

I will zoom in and out on that.

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And I'm pleased to say that

Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown has

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exclusively obtained

the footage he shot.

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This is my favourite event yet!

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I've noticed there's a poetry theme

at this year's Games.

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We've got a couple of competitors

with rhyming names.

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Arianna Fontana.

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It's even inspired Clare

Balding to have a go.

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Shaun White wants to fly out of

sight.

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And I've heard the curling

commentator is quite the poet too.

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It slides by. It was a great try.

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Ooh, that's good.

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I wonder how that poem ends.

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It slides by, it was a great try.

This will be a huge win for Kyle

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Smith and his team.

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Oh!

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Well, I've only got three

things to say to that.

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Wow, wow, wow.

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Now, time for my favourite,

Very Excited Agreement of the Day.

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I thought it was going to be more

than that.

I thought it was going to

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be more too!

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What is it about the medal table

that Clare Balding finds so funny?

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LAUGHTER

That's very funny, five medals

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today.

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HACKER LAUGHS.

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..I don't get it.

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Now, I've heard that

you only have to stand

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still to win a medal these days.

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The first person to flinch is going

to lose out on a medal.

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Ooh...massive truck driver!

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Oh, I flinched!

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Cut to summat else!

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Now back to Wilf Breadbin

for all the latest on the big air.

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Hello again!

I've had a shampoo and set.

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Not big

hair,

Wilf...

Big

air.

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It's something to do

with snowboarding.

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What's snowboarding?

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No idea...

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Now, regular viewers will be

aware of the ongoing,

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tragic saga of the square of yellow

carpet in the BBC studio.

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First, Amy Williams stood

on it with both feet.

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Then Christopher Dean

only half stood on it.

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After that, Clare Balding has

shunned it completely.

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But there may be hope.

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Has Clare had a change of heart?

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Come on, Clare, get nearer, don't be

scared, why don't you like me?!

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Oh, now Jayne Torvill's

blocking my shot!

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I'm livid!

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That's almost it.

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What did everyone think of the show?

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Wow, wow, wow.

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That's our best review yet.

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Before we go, here's Wilf

with all the highlights.

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Yep.

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You guessed it, I've

had my highlights done.

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That's the joke.

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Are you even in Pyeongchang?

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What's Pyeongchang?

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No idea...

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See you tomorrow!

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