Episode 2 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown


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Episode 2

Hacker offers a sideways take on yesterday's Winter Olympic action.


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Cold sports!

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Welcome to my dead good Winter

Olympics shawl. Today's top stories,

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Robin cousins...

Three days of

spellbinding competition.

Unexpected

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skiier found in bagging area. ...

Ice hockey player thinks she is the

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pop.

Cockroach problem in speed skating

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arena.

And Canadian figure skater forgets

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her deodorant!

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her deodorant!

Needs a role on!

Hello, or as they say in Korea...

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COMMENTATOR:

Gangnam style, as they

say in Korea...

And we are above

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this... Strong, American... No, we

are definitely not above that. I did

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suspect who was responsible.

LAUGHTER

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Gasser! But actually it was Team

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GB's own Aimee Fuller...

Aimee

Fuller was about to drop.

With the

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backside...

I think it was the

strongest gust of wind of the day,

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was surprised I could hold onto it.

That's enough

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was surprised I could hold onto it.

That's enough, Aimee! And this...

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Great to watch up but not

necessarily for the reasons we

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wanted, and what a shame...

Who

cares what she thinks! I value this

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opinion.

Certainly at the moment

wind socks are saying it is good.

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Thanks, wind socks! Get out! You

have ruined it now. I told you this

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show was serious! And BBC pundit Amy

Williams, she insists on standing on

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the square yellow carpet at all

times. The BBC have decided to

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replace her with dancing on ice's

Christopher Dean, who is luckily

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only half as demanding! You only has

one foot on the yellow carpet!

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Speaking of figure skating, I was

surprised a piece of fruit was

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instrumental in the Canadian

success...

They are head and

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shoulders above the rest. We haven't

yet seen the French pair, with whom

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the train...

I haven't seen that

pear either! You are only half a

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pear!

And they were half of a pair.

LAUGHTER

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We share and share alike.

Half pear,

never stand on a yellow carpet when

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Christopher Dean is around! It is

now time for my favourite piece of

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advice to keep it simple, which

somebody then totally ignores!

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Unit symbol.

Is that your advice?

I

think so. On a day like today I

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think it is best to keep it simple.

So that lovely rainbow transition,

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coming through the hardest section,

over the close, 100...

Perfect!

Did

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you notice there was a lot of talk

about body parts yesterday?

Head and

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shoulders...

Head and shoulders.

Your knees...

The heart of the

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lunch, legs forged from steel...

Head and shoulders...

That is about

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it for today's programme, and if

you're announced...

One pair to go!

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I don't

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