Episode 3 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown
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Hello! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
Welcome to Wednesday's
Olympic Rundown. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
Society of Orange Beekeepers get
lost in Curling arena. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:27 | |
Where's my honey? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
One-eyed cartoon ghost
spotted in half-pipe event. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Tim Warwood deals with
complicated phone number. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
I don't now how to call this one
really. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
And Chinese snowboarder
blocks toilet. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
She's left it all in the pipe here
in Phoenix Park. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
The big story yesterday was Team
GB's Elise Christie missing | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
out on a medal in the short
track speed skating. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Apparently a body part
thief was to blame. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
The Dutch goal floated up the inside
and took her hand. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Don't worry - the hand
has managed to escape | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
and is on it's way back to Elise. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Go on. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Get back to Elise, she needs you! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I really enjoyed the Curling | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
yesterday, but - ooh -
the competitors got distracted | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
when they saw Sooty's best
friend Sweep in the crowd. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
Sweep!
Sweep! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Here he is now! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Sweep!
Sweep! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Oh forget it! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
The Curling was very
gripping though. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:36 | |
Switzerland needed a dramatic
U-turn. Always tough on ice. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:42 | |
You're telling me! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
No "U" are telling me. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Now get out! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
The other big story was American
snowboarder Chloe Kim winning gold | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
in the half-pipe. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
But I thought she might not manage
it - because she hadn't | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
had enough to eat. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
You know I was getting really hangry
and my stomach was rumbling. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:02 | |
That's odd. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
We were told she'd had a big meal. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
She is eating this pipe up for
breakfast. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
All this talk of food has
made me a bit hangry. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
But I'm sticking to good
old cornflakes for MY breakfast. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
They are missing a little
something though... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I wonder what Snowboarder
Shaun White puts on them? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
He definitely sprinkles pressure on
his breakfast cereal. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Sounds nice! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Chloe! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Don't go eating all that pressure! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
You'll explo... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
EXPLOSION. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Ooh. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Apparently Chloe Kim wasn't the only
winner in the half pipe. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:41 | |
And the final inverted seven, your
Olympic champion. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
And here's your Olympic champion -
that inverted 7 - now! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
But why are you inverted? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
That U was teaching me how
to do a dramatic turn. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Ooh, it's tough on ice. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Get out you! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
I got out earlier! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, you get out as well. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Don't you hate it when you get
the best view of the track | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
in the Luge event, but then
accidentally face the wrong way. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:11 | |
She is sort of keeping a consistent
line. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Now I'm pleased to say that everyone
at the Winter Olympics was watching | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
my programme yesterday. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Even Clare Balding tuned in. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
What did you think Clare? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
So distressing to watch that and
hear that. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, Clare, it's not that bad surely? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
I feel a little bit sick. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
She's got a point! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
Now it's time for my favourite
needlessly long close-up | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
of a mitten. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:42 | |
Hey, did you know that
countries have lungs? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:50 | |
The nation holds its breath. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Can I breath out now, Hacker? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm going blue around
the Cairngorms. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Of course you can. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
You look like you're
under a lot of pressure. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Chloe! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Stop eating the nation! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Before we go, here's the other
big stories of the day. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Officials run out of money for
medals, so give out animals instead. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:18 | |
Yesterday, another seven medals were
awarded including gold for Jamie | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Anderson in the winning's 's slate
style. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Slalom skiier finally learns
how to put clothes on. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
Dresser is off to a good start. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
And Snowboarder Arielle Gold
cleans her protractor too hard. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
You could almost say she has grabbed
a few degrees of the end of it. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
So that only leaves one
question to be answered... | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Are we going to see the ten? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
You certainly are! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
That's too many letter
and number gags for one show. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Chloe! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Do the honours. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Which brings us to a perfectly
logical conclusion for | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
another show. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
See you tomorrow! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 |
