Episode 6 Hacker's Winter Olympic Rundown
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Hello. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Welcome to my Winter
Olympic Rundown. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Today's top stories. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Chemmy Alcott surprised to find
hands at the end of her arms. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:28 | |
I have got arms! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Belarussian skiier installs
sink at top of stairs. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
He has convinced himself on the
landing. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
And rubbish bin joins
Slovenia's Ice Hockey team. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:44 | |
Can I play, lads? I want to join in! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
The big news from the weekend
was Team GB'S Lizzy Yarnold | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
winning our first Gold Medal
in the Skeleton. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
That is a gold-medal winning run. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I was very impressed
with her vocal skills though. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Did you know she can do
an impression of a full orchestra | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
playing the National Anthem? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
I've been practising,
but I can only manage this. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
HACKER MIMES TO TERRY & JUNE THEME. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:14 | |
Anyway, I was surprised to see
MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
presenting Lizzy with her medal. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:23 | |
Medal ceremonies don't get tougher
than this! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Being a foodie, Gregg
was particularly impressed that | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Lizzy carried a bag full of herbs
with her during her run. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
She had so much thyme in her bag to
be able to play with. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Oh, yes, Thyme is a great
herb to play with! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Bishop nine to rook four. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
Your move, Thyme. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
THYME: Checkmate! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Meanwhile, Lizzy's team mate
Laura Deas won Bronze. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:51 | |
This medal has got big, meaty honest
flavours. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
She would have done even better
if she didn't have a hole | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
in HER bag of herbs. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
She was slowly losing thyme at the
fair that she got down the track | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
towards the bottom. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Laura's mum was planning
to watch her run, but she got | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
distracted by an episode
of THIS programme. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
I did know whether to be sick or cry
or both. It was just ghastly! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:16 | |
There was another medal for Team GB
this weekend when Izzy Atkin won | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Bronze in the Women's Slopestyle. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Her team mate Katie Summerhayes
didn't make it onto the podium, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
but she wasn't too bothered. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
In fact, her ski seemed
more upset than she was. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
SKI WEEPS. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:34 | |
I'm distraught that is not on the
podium! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
HACKER'S STOMACH RUMBLES. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I'm very sorry everyone,
but I'm feeling a bit peckish. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I don't know what to
have for my tea. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:47 | |
A pinch of attitude. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
One slice of style. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Large portion of air. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
A handful of ski. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:03 | |
I can't help thinking it
needs something else. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
I know, Thyme! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
THYME: Not likely! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
I haven't got time for this. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Very good. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Now get out! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Next, it's my favourite
awkward double thumbs-up | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
after your name is mentioned. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:23 | |
Alex Kimber from 2000 to. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
This weekend I really enjoyed... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
I've not even got any thumbs! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
This weekend I really
enjoyed Tim Warwood | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
and Ed Leigh's commentary. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
They're VERY insightful. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Now he is poised to strike. Yeah,
he's like a wild Cobra. Is there | 0:03:48 | 0:03:56 | |
such a thing as a tame Cobra? They
are right. I've got a tame Cobra | 0:03:56 | 0:04:02 | |
with me right now. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
COBRA: Actually, Hacker, I'm wild! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Are you? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Yes, absolutely livid! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Why? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Because that bunch of Thyme
beat me in a game of chess! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Onto the ski jumping now and
Norway's Robert Johannsen was back. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
And it sounds like he's been
growing his facial hair even longer. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Here it is, the moustache felt
around the world. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Oooh, feels very nice. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Right, off to your next stop
on your world tour - Bolivia. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, yes, must dash! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Bye! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:30 | |
Before I go, I want to say a big
congratulations to Clare Balding | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
for being elected Mayor
of the BBC studio. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
Skiing... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Skiing... | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Ooh, look at her majestic chain! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
That about to tarnish. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
That about to tarnish. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Right, that's all for today,
because unfortunately | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
time's running out. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
THYME: That cobra's after me! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Which leaves me with
just one thing to say. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
HACKER MIMES TO TERRY & JUNE THEME. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
Bye! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 |