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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Horrible Histories Gory... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# ..Games! # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Hello, and welcome to Gory Games, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
with me... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
And me... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
How do we know you're the real Dave Lamb | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
and you haven't been replaced by an evil robot version? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
I am not a robot. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Well, that's just what a robot would say. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Rattus, how do you want me to prove to you that I'm not a r... | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
RATTUS GASPS | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
I'm kidding. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Let's meet today's Horrible Historians. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Hi, I'm Charlie and I'm from Swindon! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Hello, Charlie! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Hey, I'm Lily and I'm from Gloucester. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Hello, Lily! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Hi, I'm Isaac and I'm from London. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Hello, Isaac! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Welcome, everyone. You lot are all playing to win Year Spheres. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
will win a fabulous prize that I didn't think | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
I could ever part with because it got so stuck to me. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
I dread to think. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
So, let's get this show on the road with a round that | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I like to call Round One. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
What's it about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
It's the Frightful First World War. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
So, four questions on World War I coming up. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
and your four World War I topics are... | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
So, Isaac, you get to pick first in this round. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Which one of those would you like? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Toilets. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
You won't be surprised to learn that this is | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
a question from Rattus Rattus. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
In the trenches in World War I, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
why was going to the toilet sheds dangerous? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Was it A - because rats would bite your bum, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
B - there was so much poo you could drown in it, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
or C - the Germans dropped bombs on the loos? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Interesting. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
The boys agreeing on C, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Lily on her own there with B. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Rattus, what's the correct answer? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Oh, the answer is... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
C! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Yes, the enemy targeted the toilet sheds, dropped bombs on them. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Mind you, with their dodgy trenches' diet, I expect our soldiers | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
experienced plenty of nasty explosions in the loo! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
You know... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
I do apologise. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
So, Isaac and Charlie, you're off the mark with an eyeball | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
and a skull apiece. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
No brains awarded yet, Lily, but you do get to choose | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
the next category, what would you like? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Could I have Slang please? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
What was trench slang for spilling food on your uniform? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Everybody has gone for B. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Are they all right, or are they all wrong? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
The answer is... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Which makes me one of the most decorated soldiers in World War I. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
HE BURPS | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Revolting. So the answer was they were all wrong. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
No further points to be awarded there. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
Charlie, it's your turn to pick a category. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Whales, please. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
And that, Charlie, is a prop question. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Prop question, prop question. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah, yeah, and you know what? I've decided I'm not doing it. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-What? -I'm fed up with going over to the cupboard | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
and being hit by the two boxing glove booby traps. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
It's humiliating. I am a grown man. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Look, there aren't two booby traps this time, I promise. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
You promise? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
You have my word, there aren't two booby traps. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, I suppose that'll have to do. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Let's have a look in this one. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Oh! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Yeah, all three are booby trapped. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
The prop's just here under the desk. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Thanks, Rattus. Helpful as always. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Yes, here is the prop, and that, I have to say, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
is a tub of whale oil. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Nice. -Ugh. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
How did soldiers use whale oil to stay warm in the freezing trenches? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
Would they A - drink it, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
B - smear it on themselves, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
or C - use it to start a fire? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Let's see those answers now, please. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
All going for B, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
and I can tell you, you are all | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
absolutely right. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
The soldiers would smear | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
whale oil on their body for an extra layer or insulation. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Think I'd rather get cold. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Think I'd rather drink it! Yum, yum. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
So, points all round there, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
and it's all still to play for. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
The final question is on George V, and this is what it is. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
In World War I what was surprising about British King George V | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
and his enemy, Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
A - they were both Tottenham Hotspur fans, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
B - they were cousins, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
or C - they were both phobic about spiders? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Let's see those answers now, please. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
The boys have agreed on B, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Lily has gone on her own with A. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
What is the answer? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
The answer is... | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
B - they were cousins. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
They were both the grandchildren of Queen Victoria. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Talk about families at war, hey? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
So that's another eyeball | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
and another skull, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
and that means that we have a tie-breaker situation. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Beginning with the letter P, what was the name of the birds | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
used by the British Army in World War I to send messages? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
ACHOO | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Pigeon. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Isaac, pigeons is absolutely right. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Congratulations, it's time for you to choose your Year Sphere | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
and it's time for me to say | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
"All hail the potty pyramid!" | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
ANGELIC SINGING | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Help yourself, please, Isaac, but choose carefully. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
AD dates will be added to your total, of course, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
BC dates subtracted from it. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
We'll find out what's in there at the end of the show. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
So, winning the World War I quiz means Isaac is automatically | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
through to play the World War I game, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
but will he be alone or will everyone get to play? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Let's find out, shall we? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
It's a Single Player Silly Game. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
So, Isaac, off you go down that Time Sewer. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Whee! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
It's time to play... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
You are a British fighter ace doing battle against the infamous | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Red Baron and his so-called Flying Circus. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
You must load, aim and hit those enemy planes. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
There's one point for every successful hit | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
and if you get the Red Baron himself, you get two points. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Battle begins now! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Here we go, Flying Circus. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Isaac's missed with his first shot there, that's a bit of a shame. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Look at that, he's wobbling about there, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
not so stable up there in the air. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Oh, no, I think I'm getting airsick, Dave! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Yes, but Rattus, they're not real planes! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Bleurgh, that's real sick, though! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Oh, heavens! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
It really is very difficult to aim well in these windy conditions | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
but he needs to focus now and get his eye in. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
It looks as if it's getting windier, if anything, Rattus. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
It must be quite terrifying. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Absolutely terrifying, he's rocking about. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
It's no wonder... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
There's the Red Baron! There's the Red Baron! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Come on! BOTH: Get the Red Baron! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh, he's gone. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Well, he'll be disappointed with that. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Now, here goes... He's got one! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-Oh, he's got one! -Lovely to see that! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
That is his first one. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
What a good shot it was. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
He just needs another five of those, Rattus, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
and he's in business here. Though time is ticking on. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
'30 seconds remaining.' | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Told you, just 30 seconds to go now. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Oh, he's got another one! That's two! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
So he just needs four more, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
although that might be a challenge | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
in the time left. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh! Carrier pigeon! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
-To where? -What? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Carry a pigeon to where? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
Why can't it fly? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
How come I have to do all the work? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, Rattus. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, and he's dropped that one, | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
that could cost him. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
There's the pigeon again. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
Oh, and there's the Red Baron! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Oh, no he's missed it. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
The seconds are ticking away here now. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
'Time's up.' | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, and it's all over. Bad luck, Airman Isaac. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Well done, fella. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Sadly, you didn't beat the Red Baron and his cronies | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
so no Year Sphere for you, I'm afraid, but a very good effort. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
OK, Round Two time now, let's find out what's up next. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Over to the Gory Grid. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
It's the Rotten Romans. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Four questions again, and here are | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
your all-important Roman topics... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
So Lily, it's your turn to pick first this time. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
What would you like? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Could I have weddings, please? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Here comes your question, ready or not. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
A - burn a sacrificial cabbage, | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
B - sacrifice a goat, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
or C - read a chicken's entrails? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
So you've all gone for B. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Let's find out what the answer is. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Right then, the answer is... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
A. The priest would burn a sacrificial cabbage. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
I don't know, vegetables at a wedding ceremony. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I had a leak at your wedding, Dave. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Did you? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Didn't have any vegetables, though. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
So, no points there. Charlie, it's your turn to pick a category. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Table manners, please. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-ROMAN: -What was it unlucky to mention at a Roman dinner table? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Isaac's gone for C, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Lily and Charlie | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
have both gone for B. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
What's the correct answer? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
The answer is... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Although if you did mention fire, you could remedy it by | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
pouring water on the table. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Unfortunately, spilling water was also unlucky! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
OK, Isaac, you have won a point there. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
One eyeball to you, lovely stuff. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Now it's your go. Let's pick a category. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Beauty treatments. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
That is a question for Rattus Rattus. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
What were the key ingredients | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
of a Roman ointment for removing leg hair? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Wild she-goat blood and powdered what? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Answer that questions now, please. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Ooh! They've all agreed on C. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Rattus, are they all right or are they all wrong? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
They're all wrong! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Cos the answer is... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Yes, to make Roman leg hair remover, simply mix wild she-goat blood | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
with powdered viper. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Only one point scored so far. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
That means everyone's still in it. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
And the final question is on emperors. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Evil Emperor Commodus liked pretending to be a gladiator. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
Whilst he fought with a sword, he'd arm his opponent with what? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
Show me now, please. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Isaac's gone for A, | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Lily and Charlie have gone for B. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
What's the answer, please? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
The answer is... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
He'd arm his opponent with sponges, just to make sure he'd win. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Commodus would also tie their legs together, the cheat! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Yeah, which is the only way you'll ever beat me, Lamb! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
All right, Rattus, all right, steady on. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
No need to come to blows over it. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Well played, Charlie and Lily. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
That means that, at the end of the round, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
we go to a tie-break question. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Beginning with the letter B, name the queen of the Iceni tribe who | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
led a rebellion against the Romans in... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Lily. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Boudicca? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Boudicca is absolutely right. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Well buzzed, Lily. You've won yourself a Year Sphere, | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Please collect it now. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Very good. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
As the winner of the Roman quiz, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
you are through to play the Roman game, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
but will it be just you, or will the others get to play too? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
There's only one way to find out. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
It's an All Play Gory Game. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
So, off down the Time Sewer with the whole lot of you. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Bye, Dave. -Bye, Charlie. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
See you later! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
It's time to play... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
When they laid siege to an enemy fortress, the Romans resorted | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
to some pretty dirty tricks. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
They would catapult rocks, beehives and even the severed heads | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
of defenders they'd captured. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Your challenge is to fire as many missiles into your | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
fortress target as possible. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Ready, steady... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
They're off! So they've got to dash back to the basket, Rattus, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
grab either a rock, a beehive or a severed head | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
and then fire it to their fortress. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
He's put that one into Lily's! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
That's gone into Lily's. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
That one won't count, I can assure you of that. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-There's one there for Charlie! -Well played! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
First piece of sedimentary, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
right down, back of the net! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
And that is a genuine one for Lily. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
A beehive there, Rattus, quite the bee's knees of missiles. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
Do bees have knees, Dave? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
I don't know, Rattus, that's hardly the point. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Have you tried asking one? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
I have, but they're always too busy. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
Yeah, thank you Rattus. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
Oh there's a lovely beehive for Charlie. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Oh, and another rock for Lily. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Dave, how do you make a bee angry? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
I don't know. How do you make a bee angry? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
You catapult his hive into a fortress. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Oh, sorry, I thought you were doing a joke. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
No, no, not everything has to be a joke, Dave. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
That's true. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Charlie now beginning to line another one up. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Boom! Oh, he's incredible at this game! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Lily lining up a hive. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Oh, that's just short. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Look at that, a severed head there from Isaac. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
-That's gone in! -It's gone in! The head's in! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Terrific! His first one and it's a very, very good one. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Superb stuff. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Having said that, though, I think he may struggle | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
to catch Lily and Charlie. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Especially now, Rattus. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Oh, look at that! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Synchronised slam dunk! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
'30 seconds remaining.' | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
So, just 30 seconds remaining and I think we | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
can say now that this is an out and out | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
fight between Lily and Charlie. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
I'll give you a heads up on the headcount. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
It looks like Lily is ahead by a head. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
I'm heading off, I've had enough. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
You've head enough? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
I think that's what you mean. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Lily maintains her lead nicely there with seven. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Here she goes again. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Cor, that one's gone flying off! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Maybe that's opened the door for Charlie. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Oh, but I think he's missed that one. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Lily with another chance to | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
extend her lead. That's eight! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
'Time's up.' | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Lily has won that heads down... hands down! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Out of there like greased lightning. Superb. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Well played, well played indeed. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Very close there, Charlie, but the winner with eight points was Lily. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
Help yourself to another Year Sphere. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Good job, very close, very close it was too. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
OK, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
to find out what's up next. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It's the Measly Middle Ages. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Four questions, as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
Charlie, it is your turn to lead us off. What will you have? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Can I have Jesters, please? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Now brace yourself, Rattus, because this is a question from Death! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Aaargh! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
THUNDER CRASHES | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
At the Battle of Hastings, the Normans were led into battle | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
by William the Conqueror's jester, but what was he doing? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
A - telling jokes, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
B - juggling swords, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
or C - throwing custard pies? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
They've all gone for B. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Back over to Death for the answer. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
The answer is... | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
He rushed on his own at the entire Saxon army juggling swords | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
and was killed immediately. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
DEATH LAUGHS | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
I think that's what you call a tough crowd. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
Congratulations, everyone. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
That's a point each | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
at the start of the round. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
So Isaac, it's your turn to pick a topic. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Food. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
That is a question from Rattus Rattus. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Certainly is. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Which of these was not eaten | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
in the Middle Ages in Britain? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
A - stuffed dolphin stomach, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
B - deer antler soup, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
or C - guinea pig stew? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
They're all in total agreement, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
they've all gone for C. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Are they all right or are they all wrong, Rattus? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
They're all right. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
C indeed, guinea pig stew. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
There weren't any guinea pigs in Britain in the Middle Ages, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
otherwise I am pretty sure they'd have been scoffed as well. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Excellent work. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
We're onto an absolute flier here. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Everybody got a full house. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Next to choose is Lily. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Could I have Make-up, please? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Isabeau of Bavaria, a posh German princess, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
wore make-up made from boar brains, wolf blood, and what? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Well, we have a difference of opinion. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Isaac thinks it's A, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
the other two think it's C. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
What's the answer? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
The answer is... | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
B, crocodile glands. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
And it was expensive, too, | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
because the crocodiles had to come all the way from Egypt. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Wherever that is. I don't know. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Well, two points each going into the final question, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
and the final category is King John. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
King John was a bit of a disastrous king. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
He managed to annoy pretty much everyone. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
But how did he anger the Irish princes? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
A - he called them all girls, | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
B - he laughed at their beards, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
or C - he said their names were stupid? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Well, Isaac's gone with B, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Lily and Charlie have gone with C. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Let's find out who, if anyone, is right. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
The answer is... | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
King John laughed at their beards, the big silly. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
Although, to be fair, facial hair can look pretty stupid, hey, Rattus? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Well, congratulations, Isaac, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
you have just won yourself another Year Sphere. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Please collect it now. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
So Isaac, you have won the Middle Ages quiz, | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
you're through to play the Middle Ages game. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
But will you be playing alone or will everyone get to play? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Let's find out. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
It's an All Play Gory Game, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
so off down the Time Sewer again with the lot of ya. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Well done, Charlie. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Geronimo! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
I know I'm going to win this! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
And Isaac is confident. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Nobody messed with William the Conqueror when he was alive, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
but when he was dead, well, that's a whole other story. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
It's time to play... | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
At William's funeral, his servants stole all of his treasure | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
and the church caught fire. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
And today, you're those servants. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Your challenge is to take Willy's treasure | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
and put it in your chest, but all the goodies are colour-coded | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
and you must only take your own loot. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
but be quick about it, because the church is about to catch fire. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
And your time starts now. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
So, here we go, then, with Yuckaroo. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
And they're all very quick off the mark, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
relieving William of his treasure there. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
I have to say, we've got some thieves here | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
and then some! They've made a flying start, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-haven't they, Rattus? -They certainly have, | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
-Dave Lamb. -They've all got two already! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
This is extraordinary! Quite remarkable! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Look at them now, all starting to work away delicately again. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Lily working on a crown, I think. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
That's got to be worth a bob or two. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Not the sort of thing I usually rush to compliment, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
but there really is some | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
excellent thieving going on here. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
And for me, at the moment, Lily just has the edge, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
but can she maintain it? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
What our players don't know is that William's body was so bloated | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
and rotten that it actually... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Oh! Yuckaroony! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
I probably don't need to finish that sentence, do I? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Didn't get anyone. That's a bit of a shame. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
We were hoping everyone | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
would get covered in guts, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
but it seems to have missed them all. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
What's the point of exploding guts if | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
it doesn't hit somebody right in the eye? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Yeah, quite right. I wish they'd put their | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
heads a little bit closer | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
at that point, but never mind. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Lily is stacking up the loot here. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
Isaac, meanwhile, is dealing with some very, | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
very knotted ropes there, look at those. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
'30 seconds remaining.' | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
That's very tough rope, isn't it, that, Rattus? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
We've specially selected that. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
It's actual alpine mountaineering rope, that, tough as you like. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
He might not get through that is what I'm saying, Rattus. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
And this delay is costing him, | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
because Lily's storming ahead. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh, look out! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
Everything's on fire! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
The fire has started! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
It's getting very smoky. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
That's going to make it hard for | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
them to see what they're stealing! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
You have to say, Lily's main | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
competition is Charlie now, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
but he needs three more in about three seconds! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I don't think he's going to do it. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
I don't think an octopus could do it! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
'Time's up.' | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
It's a win for Lily and she'll bag herself another Year Sphere. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Top thieving. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
Out of the Time Sewer like nobody's business. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Well played, indeed. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
That was very close. How was that for you, Charlie? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
At least the guts didn't go on me. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
That was fine, yeah. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
That was the main highlight. Isaac? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
It was OK, but I got quite annoyed when I couldn't unscrew the mug. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Yes. Well, again, it was very close between Lily and Charlie, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
but I can tell you the winner with nine... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
was Lily. Help yourself to another Year Sphere. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Very close. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
It's time for the final round, so it's over to the Gory Grid | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
one last time to find out what we've got. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
It's the Terrible Tudors. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
No quirky quiz in our final round, it's straight to our big | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
All Play Tudor endgame, and it's a very silly one. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Get down that Time Sewer. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
-Bye, Dave. -Bye! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
See you later. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
See you later. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
It's time to play... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Henry VIII is starving. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
He hasn't eaten for literally minutes. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Your challenge, to feed him as many pies as possible. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
within the time limit wins the Year Sphere. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Are you ready? It's pie time! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
So, here we go, then, with Who Ate All the Pies? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
And they're all off... And, well! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
What an amazing start, Rattus, everyone's got a pie in! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Oh, Isaac's down. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
I think he must've slipped in some gravy! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
But he's straight back up again. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh, and I tell you what, it hasn't affected his throwing arm! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Oh, that's a lovely pivot from Lily. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Bang. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Voom! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Pietastic! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh! Hey! Eat that! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Superb action right from the very start. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
HENRY BURPS | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Terrific work from the pieman, lovely hat, super beard. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Have you ever worn a hat, Rattus? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
I'm wearing one now, Dave. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Well, it's one of those invisible ones | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
but it's terrific. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Isaac doing very nicely here, very nicely indeed. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Lily, lovely, low trajectory. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
There's the pieman, look at him going. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
He really does know how to deliver a pie, which is | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
good in his line of work. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I pie with my little pie | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
something beginning with P. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Is it pie? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
How did you guess? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Oh! Look at that flying pie! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
That is what I call fast food, | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
and Charlie is putting up a real fight here. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
'30 seconds remaining.' | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
30 seconds left and Isaac is maintaining | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
a strong lead. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
He's flung seven pies into Henry VIII's mouth. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
What a ledge. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
So, Dave, is that why he was called Henry VIII, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
because he ate all the pies? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
Yes, Rattus, that's exactly right. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
This really is an exhausting game, though. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Really, really is taking its toll. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Look how tired Lily is there. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Isaac getting pinged back. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Charlie's given it absolutely everything. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
-Oh, Lily bravely... -Oh! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
That was a terrific shot! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
'Time's up.' | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
And it's all over and look how exhausted Lily is! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Charlie gave her a real fight for second place | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
but they tie on five, | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
and we get the thumbs up from Isaac. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
He doesn't know it, but he's bagged himself a Year Sphere. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Welcome back. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
You really are terrifically fast out of the Time Sewer, all of you. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
Well, that was very, very exciting. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
So, the winner was Isaac. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Another Year Sphere for you, please, sir. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
Neatly selected. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
So, it's time to count up those Year Spheres | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
and, remember, AD dates are added, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
and BC dates are subtracted. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
It's the moment of truth. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Charlie, you have no Year Spheres. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
That could be a clever tactic | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
because it's perfectly possible to win the game with zero. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Will it work? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
We just don't know. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Isaac, we're going to start with you. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Open up that first Year Sphere for me. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
FANFARE | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
Women got the right to vote in the UK that year, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
so that's a very good start. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
Let's have a look at your second one. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
FANFARE | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Another excellent, excellent number. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Queen Victoria marries | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
Prince Albert that year. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
All-important third one, let's have a look at it. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
FANFARE | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Oh! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Three very good scores. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Napoleon Bonaparte was born that year. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
So you've got 5,527. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:53 | |
Charlie, I'm afraid that means you can no longer win, | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
but Lily, you still can. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Let's have a look at your first Year Sphere. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
FANFARE | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
It's not setting the world alight | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
but it's positive. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Hadrian's Wall began | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
to be built that year. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Let's have a look at the second. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
FANFARE | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
That's more like it. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
The death of Richard the Lionheart. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Let's have a look at that third one. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
GROANING | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
55 BC, it's gone the wrong way. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Julius Caesar invaded Britain that year. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
And because Charlie has nought, today's winner | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
with 5,527 points, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
is Isaac. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Well done and have we got a fabulous prize for you. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:35 | |
The answer is no, we haven't. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Rattus has just dragged something out of the Time Sewer. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
That's right, it's a honey-soaked delicacy from Medieval Arabia. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:45 | |
Wow! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Isaac, I hope you don't mind, but that look pretty nice. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
I'm sorry, mate, there's three left. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Oh. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
It's actually chunks of mellified man, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
a 100-year-old dead person soaked in honey! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Oh, dear. Unfortunately, I've swallowed it. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
-Isaac, there you go, congratulations. -Thank you. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Take that home with you. Whatever you do, don't eat it. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Commiserations to our runners-up, Charlie and Lily, | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
who'll be heading home via what we rats call the scenic route. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
Or what we humans call | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
the Time Sewer. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
Bad luck. Off you go. Bye! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Bye! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
That's it. I've been Dave Lamb. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
And I've been a delight. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
In your dreams, Rattus. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
This has been Gory Games. Goodbye! | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
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