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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Better turn off This show ain't for you | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# Still watching? Then let's test your brains | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# With Horrible Histories Gory Games | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Horrible Histories Gory... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# ..Games! # | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
Hello. Welcome to Horrible Histories Gory Games with him, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Rattus Rattus and me, Dave Lamb. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
This is the show where... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-Shouldn't you be Larry Lamb? -Sorry? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Well, it's Horrible Histories Gory Games, Rattus Rattus, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
Larry Lamb. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Dave, it's Dave Lamb! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Or Mr Lamb, if you like. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
All right, keep your wool on...Larry Lamb. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
This is the show where we test your knowledge of Horrible Histories | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
with quirky quizzes and Gory Games, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
so without further interruption from the rat, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
let's meet our Horrible Historians. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Hello, I'm Joel! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Hiya, I'm Holly! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Howdy, I'm Ayanda! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
-Excellent. -Dave! -What? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-Can we play a warm-up game that I've devised? -No. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
It's from the Victorian era and it's called Tosh For Dosh. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Have you run any of this past our bosses at CBBC? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Course not! They might have said no! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-Let's have the buckets. -Hang on. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
What are you up to? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
-It's just history, Larry. -It's Dave! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
All right. In 1865, Joseph Bazalgette built his famous London sewers, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:28 | |
or as we know them, Rat City! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Poor Victorians would descend into the sewers | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
and go toshing, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
wading through the poo to look for dropped coins. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
All you lot have to do | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
is find the five shilling coins I've hidden in your bucket of poop. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
-And your time starts... -No, no, no. No way. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
We are not having people wading through excrement on my show. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Someone will have to. I dropped your car keys in one of the buckets. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-JOEL LAUGHS -Oh, brilliant. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Thanks, Rattus. That's just wonderful(!) | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-Which one was it? -I think it might be the middle bucket. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
It MIGHT be the middle bucket? Brilliant. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-SQUELCH! -Oh, for heaven's sake! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Can I get some towels, please? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Towels for Larry, please. -It's Dave! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
# Gory Games! # | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Can I just say that it's NEVER a good idea | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
to put your hand in poo. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Oh! Good night! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Joel, Holly and Ayanda, you're playing to win Year Spheres. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Each Year Sphere contains a historical date. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
At the end of the show, your dates will be added up, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
with AD dates being added to your total | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
and BC dates subtracted from it. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
So if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be... | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Rattus? Sorry, Rattus. Your total would be, Rattus? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
That was warm and smelly. I liked it under there! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
My heart says 4, but my head says 12. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
It's 735. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Typical! That's what my elbow said and I just didn't listen to it. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
At the end of the show, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
the person with the highest score will win a special historical prize | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
picked out by my furry friend. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Something that will truly make your friends jealous. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Providing your friends are sewer-dwelling rodents. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
-Well, I know mine are. -Yes. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Right, let's get going. To find out what this round's about, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
over to the gory grid. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
It's the Measly Middle Ages. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Your four Middle Ages topics are... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Joel, you pick first in this round. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I think I'll pick Knights. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
That is a question from my dear friend Rattus Rattus. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
True or false? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
In 1291, some knights tried to storm the city of Acre. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:38 | |
They approached at night, but their surprise attack went wrong | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
when one of the knights stepped on a cat, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
which woke up the defenders. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Is that true or is that false? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Joel and Holly have agreed with true. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Ayanda has gone for false. Rattus, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
put us out of our misery. What's the answer? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-False! -Yes! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
It all went wrong when one of the knights | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
fell head first into a toilet ditch. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
He made such a racket he woke up all the defenders. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-Oh, I'll shut up. -Holly, it's your turn to pick next. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-Cures, please. -Cures. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
True or false - one Middle Ages cure for the Black Death | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
involved shaving a live chicken's bottom | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
and strapping it to your armpit? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Very good. Holly and Joel agreeing again. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Ayanda out on his own with false. Let's see what the answer is. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
It's true! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
-And it sure worked for me! -SHE COUGHS | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
THUMP! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Or maybe not. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Ayanda, your turn to pick a topic. All square at the moment. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Fashion. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
True or false - | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
in the 1400s it became fashionable for women to wear tall, pointy hats | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
called steeples. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
The monk, Thomas Conecte, said all women should wear them. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Let's have a look at those answers. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Once again, Holly and Joel are agreeing. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
They've gone for false. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Ayanda's gone with true. Let's see who's right. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
It's false. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
He said, "They're a sign of the deadly sin of pride. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
"Burn them and wear humble peasant caps instead." | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, there we are. There's one question left in this round. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Everybody can still feasibly win. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
The question is on Burps. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
True or false - it was considered acceptable in the Middle Ages | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
to burp at the dinner table? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Everybody has gone for true. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
It's a clean sweep. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Are you all right or are you all wrong? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
It's true. You could burp at the table, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
as it was a sign of enjoying the meal. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
BURP! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
This, however, is not the Middle Ages. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
BURP! Sorry. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-Oh, dear. -RATTUS BREAKS WIND | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
That's even worse. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
OK, that's the end of that round and I can see from | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
the abacus scoreboard in front of me | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
that Joel and Holly have tied on three. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Ayanda, you're not in the buzzer round. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
You're history just for now, but don't panic. Plenty of time. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
You two, fingers on buzzers. We're going to the tiebreak question. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Beginning with the letter M, | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
what is the name for the broad ditch filled with water | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
that surrounds a castle? Holly. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
A moat? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
It is a moat. Congratulations, you get to pick a Year Sphere. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Like a hook-handed pirate clearing his bogies, please do it carefully. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Good choice, bad choice? Who knows? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Excuse I! Push, push, push, push. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
These could contain a Stone Age date worth millions of minus points. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Winning the quiz means Holly | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
is through to play the Middle Ages game, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
but will she be alone or will everyone else get to play? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
It's an All Play Gory Game! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Off down the time sewer with the lot of you. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-Yes! -Lead on, Ayanda. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
William The Conqueror was a very unpleasant man | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
and his funeral was an appropriately unpleasant occasion. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Servants stole his treasure and the church burned down. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
It's time to play... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
You are William's servants and your challenge is to take his treasure | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
and put it in your chest. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
The treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own colour. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
and you'd better be quick because the church is burning down! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-Your time starts now. -BUZZ! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Here we go then, with Yuckaroo. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
They're looting a tomb and someone is going to explode. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
It's Holly who opens her account with a little goblet there, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
a little goblet stolen from William The Conqueror. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Joel straight back at her with a candlestick of his own, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
but Holly has a plate. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
2-1. Nothing for Ayanda as yet. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Look at this, Joel is levelling it up. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Two apiece. They're showing themselves | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
to be very good at stealing, these two! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Superb effort. Ayanda yet to score. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Ho-ho, look out! Holly's got herself a candlestick. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
She's back in the lead. Readjusts her glasses there, sensibly. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
The reason she's wearing those is because | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
someone is about to explode. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
And Ayanda's off the mark, which is lovely. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
There goes Sir William The Conqueror! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
He's exploded everywhere and Joel felt the full force | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
of those intestines as they rained down on his head | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
while he tried to steal a trinket. What a massive explosion! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
-It really went up, didn't it, Rattus? -It certainly did. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
There are guts, gore and innards everywhere! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
That was quite extraordinary, but back now to the theft, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
which is the main part of this game. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I think Ayanda, maybe, has been stealing treasure | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
that's not colour-coded for him. I'm concerned that I can see green | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
in his chest, there. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I shouldn't be able to see green in his chest. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-I should be able to see yellow, and yellow alone, Rattus. -It's... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Look out! I'm sorry to cut in, but the building's on fire! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
They have to get out quick! The fire's taking hold! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Someone get those kids out of there | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
-before the building burns down! -BUZZ | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
It's ended up with an absolute dead heat between Holly and Joel. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
Joel, you are very, very fast! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
-Thank you. -Like a rat up a drainpipe. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-You'd know about that, Rattus. -Being one, yes. -Ayanda, you were | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
only supposed to get the yellow treasure. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
You managed to get green and brown! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
-Yeah. -Well, I can tell you, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
because of his generosity, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Ayanda only managed one piece of his own colour, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
but the other two of you tied with five pieces each! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
So, Joel, help yourself to a Year Sphere. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Holly, help yourself to a Year Sphere. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Lovely. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Onwards, and to find out what's up next, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
it's over to the gory grid. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
It's the Rotten Romans. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Here are your all-important Roman topics. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Holly, your turn to pick first this time. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Sport, please. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Here comes your question, ready or not. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Is it A, is it B, or is it C? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Well, there we go. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
The boys agreeing on B, Holly going for C. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
The answer is... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
C - 250,000 people! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
So that's a point for Holly. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Let's put that into perspective. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
That is almost three times the size of Wembley Stadium. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Or about the size of my immediate family. -Yes. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-Nightmare at Christmas! -It must be. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Holly, you have taken the lead in this round. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Ayanda, your turn to pick a topic. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Roman Life. -Oh, goodie! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
This is a prop question. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
I know what this is! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
What was this sponge on a stick used for? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
A - cleaning windows, B - cleaning gladiator armour | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
or C - wiping bottoms? Let's see your answers now. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Well, there wasn't much doubt there. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
They were grinning the moment the prop came out. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
They're absolutely right. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
It was for wiping bottoms. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Can't hold it any longer! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -He just loves bottoms! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Can't help himself. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Let me award your points. There you go. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Joel, pick a topic. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I think I'll pick food. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Which of these could you buy as a snack at the Roman Colosseum? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
A- boiled kittens, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
B - spiced budgies, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
or C - roast dormice? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
There we go. Holly and Ayanda going for C. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Joel out on his own with B. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
Let's hear what the answer is. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
C - roast dormice. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
They're best if fed on walnuts, acorns and chestnuts. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Mmm, nutty! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
There we go, points for Holly and Ayanda. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
One topic left in this round, a question about Caesar. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
After a war in Turkey, Julius Caesar famously said, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
"Veni, Vidi, Vici," | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
but what does the Latin mean? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
A - I came, I saw, I conquered, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
B - I came, I saw, I got a cold, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
or C - I came, I saw, I killed? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
Let's see what you've got. Interesting. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Joel and Holly going for B, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Ayanda going for A. Let's hear what the answer is. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
A - I came, I saw, I conquered. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh, Caesar was such a hero! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Shame about his huge nose. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-That's harsh! -Isn't it harsh? Very harsh. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Joel, I'm afraid for now you're history, but Holly and Ayanda, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
you've tied on three, so we go to the buzzer question. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Here it comes. With the initials JC, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
which famous Roman leader defeated the Gauls, invaded Britain | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
and was murdered in Rome? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
-Holly. -Julius Caesar? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Julius Caesar is the right answer. Well done! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
You've won another Year Sphere. Please go and collect it. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
As the quiz winner, you are through to play our Roman game, | 0:13:20 | 0:13:26 | |
but will you be playing on your own or will everybody join in? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
It's an All Play Gory Game! It's off down the time sewer | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
-with the lot of you! -Down the stinkhole! Yeah! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
When Romans wanted to conquer an enemy city, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
there were virtually no lengths they wouldn't go to. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
It's time to play... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Romans would use catapults to fire all sorts of awful things, | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
such as heavy rocks, hives of stinging bees | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
and even the severed heads of dead enemies. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Your challenge is to fire as many missiles | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
into your fortress target as possible. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
The person who gets the most in the time limit wins the Year Sphere. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
So, catapults at the ready! In three, two, one! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-HOOTER BLARES -Here we go with Savage Siege. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
And in this our contestants have to catapult a number | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
of different objects towards a basket. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
We see Joel has nailed one right from the off. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
I think interestingly he's swapped straight to a beehive. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
He should have stuck with heads, they were working. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
But beehives are working for Holly all right | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
as she levels it up with Joel. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
That's superb. What an excellent start! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Oh, she's in the lead! A head there from Holly puts her into the lead. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Ayanda also off the mark now. So that's good, they're all... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
They're all scoring, which is what we like to see. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
And in fact they're all level now. So, this is tight. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Look at the concentration on Ayanda's face there, | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
as he lets loose another stone. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
Doesn't hit its target. Two apiece. Level pegging. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I used to know some of those rocks that Ayanda's shooting there. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
Some of them were shy, but now they're a little BOULDER. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Little BOULDER! Carry on with the narrating. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
Joel's back in it now. He gets his third point. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
Well, this is tremendous stuff. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
They really are getting the hang of this very nicely. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
And it's very, very close. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Holly now, crucially with 30 seconds remaining, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
nails herself another head. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
But Ayanda takes the lead again, three, four, five, there it is! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Holly's back at him! This is nip and tuck! It's incredibly close. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Holly's now in the... | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, they've both scored within a millisecond of each other there! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Six points apiece. Incredibly close. That one goes way over the top | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
and Ayanda scores. Could that be crucial? Could that be crucial? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
Joel now thinking about mounting a comeback. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-HOOTER BLARES -Ayanda scores another one! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Just on the hooter! And he takes it eight, six, five. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
And the winner of the catapult challenge, with eight points, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
-was Ayanda. -Yeah! -And doesn't he like that! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Ayanda, help yourself to a Year Sphere. Well done. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
The most powerful Roman catapult was called an onager, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
which is Latin for wild donkey. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Because it kicked like a donkey, hard enough to knock down walls. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
-I was once kicked by a wild donkey. -In the head by any chance? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
-How did you know? -Lucky guess. -Tuh! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
It's the Terrible Tudors. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Here are your four Tudor topics. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Ayanda, it's your turn to choose first this time. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Henry. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
What did I found in 1534 that is still going today? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Is that A, B or C? Show me now. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Absolute agreement. Everyone's gone for B. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Are they right or wrong? | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
The answer is B. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I founded the Church of England. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Basically, it was all about getting rid of one wife | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
so I could marry the next. Story of my life really. Ha-ha! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
Very well played, you three. Everyone got a point there. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-Joel, it's your turn to pick a topic. -Football. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
-Prop question. -Prop question! Prop question! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
This is a Tudor football made out of a pig's bladder. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
How many players were on a Tudor football team? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:28 | |
Let's see your answer, please. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Everybody's gone for C. I can tell you, you're right, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
the villages would compete against each other. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
There was no referee, and lots of people got injured. Two points each. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:48 | |
-Two questions remaining. Holly, your turn to pick a topic. -Marriage. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
See what you make of this one. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
How did Tudor women show they were unmarried? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
A - they stuck signs saying "Unmarried" to their foreheads. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
B - they didn't wear bonnets. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Or C - they wore aprons. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Let's see those answers now, please. Well, Joel and Ayanda going for C. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
Holly going for B. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
Let's find out what the answer is. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
B. To show they were unmarried, Tudor women didn't wear bonnets. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:20 | |
Well done, Holly. That means if you get this next question right, | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
you will have won yourself another Year Sphere. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
But if she were to get it wrong, you boys could tie this round up. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
The final question is on punishments. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
What was the Tudor punishment for poisoning someone? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
A - being crushed under a stone. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
B - being poisoned. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Or C - being boiled alive. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Well done, OK. So Holly and Ayanda going for B, Joel for C. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:50 | |
The answer is C. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
The Tudor punishment for poisoning someone was to be boiled alive. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
Way too soft if you ask me. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
So, at the end of that round, Joel and Holly are all square. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
Ayanda, you have to sit this out. We're going to a buzzer question. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Fingers on buzzers, Joel and Holly. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
With the initials AB, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
who was Henry VIII's second wife who had her head chopped... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Pppprrrtttt! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-Holly. -Anne Boleyn. -Anne Boleyn is right. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Holly, you've won yourself another Year Sphere. Collect it now, please. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
OK, Holly, you're through to play the Tudor game. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Will it be an all-play or will it be a single-play game? Let's find out. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
It's an all-play brainy game. What a lot of all-play games we're having! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
Get down that Time Sewer, the lot of you. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Elizabeth I liked to look good in her portraits, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
which meant her portraits looked nothing like her. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Poisonous, lead-based make-up had ruined Elizabeth's skin, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
so she preferred to have portraits of her younger self copied, | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
rather than have artists paint how she really looked. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
It's time to play... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Puzzling Portraits. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Your challenge is to make two perfect copies | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
of an Elizabeth portrait. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
But your two puzzles are made out of differently shaped pieces. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Complete your puzzles quicker than the others | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
to win the Year Sphere. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
-In three, two, one. -HOOTER BLARES | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Here we go with Puzzling Portraits. Two identical portraits | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
of Queen Elizabeth I, but with different-sized pieces. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:27 | |
So two jigsaws at once effectively. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Ayanda seems to be progressing nicely with his right-hand portrait. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:35 | |
The trick to this game is to graft on an extra pair of hands | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
to your body before the game, so that you have a better chance. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
Interesting tactics, Rattus. Completely useless obviously. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
But interesting nonetheless. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Dave, you're probably the only person old enough to have lived in Britain | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
during the reigns of both Queen Elizabeths, which one was the best? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
I'm not dignifying that with a response. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
It was the second one. Back to the game now, though! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:04 | |
And Joel, look at him, going very nicely. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Two portraits in operation at once. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Ayanda, having finished his first, now working on his second. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
I don't know what's happened to Holly. She's a long way behind. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
It's between the boys now as we watch this clash of styles. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
This battle between two techniques. The double-handed version from Joel, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
the single-single approach from Ayanda. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
It's going to be incredibly close! They've got two pieces left apiece! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Joel's going to be there first! He's done it. He just beats Ayanda to it. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
Holly, stop that. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Welcome back. That was so close. Joel, take a Year Sphere. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
Do you know why you never see Elizabeth smiling in a portrait? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
-Because she had rotten teeth? -Precisely! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Strange, because she cleaned her teeth regularly with sugar. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
-Urgh! -Sugar toothpaste? That's a little counter-productive. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
-It'll be like using mud as soap. -What's wrong with that? | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
OK. Time for the final round. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
It's over to the Gory Grid one last time to find out who we've got. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
It's the Vile Victorians. Good day! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
No quirky quiz in our final round, straight to our big all-play game. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
And what a scary one we've got for you. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-Everyone, get down that Time Sewer once again. -Let's go! -Let's do it. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
-Aaargh! -Geronimo! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
When Queen Victoria was no more than a child, | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
the monstrous crime of grave-robbing was quite common. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
Dead bodies were sold to surgeons, keen to experiment on them. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
It's time to play... | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
You are a rotten robber. Your challenge - | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
to steal three bodies from the graveyard, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
get them through the railings, onto the carts, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
find the key to the cemetery gate, and get them to the surgeon's table. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-If you hear this noise... -WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
..then you must hide in the cemetery so the policeman doesn't spot you. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
A second whistle means you can go. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
and grab their dodgy money is the winner. In three, two, one... | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
HOOTER BLARES | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Through the metal railings to start. Grab that body. Oh, the indignity! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
Look at these bodies being wrestled through the railings. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Thrown down on their trolleys. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-Some of these dead bodies look in terrible shape. -Extremely. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
That is the fate of a dead body, to deteriorate over time | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
-and look worse with every passing moment. -You're absolutely right. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Holly has stolen a key from her dead body and is opening the gates. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
She's successful, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
and plops her first corpse onto the surgeon's table! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Joel seconds behind her. This is very close. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
Ayanda falling behind the other two, but there's still time to catch up. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Holly onto her second as Ayanda delivers his first. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
She yanked that through! Grabbed it by the ankle and yanked it. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
-Unceremoniously yanked! -It was awful. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
It is awful, really, what's happening here. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
Grave are being robbed by children! That's excellent stuff. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
-WHISTLE BLOWS -Holly is unnervingly good at this. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
The policeman's here, so they've gone into hiding. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Here comes the policeman, having a good look round. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
If he were to spot them, they would be in deep, deep trouble. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
-And what a big hat he's got. -He's a very serious-looking individual. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Then he is a policeman. He's gone. Whoever he was, he's gone. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
They can come back out and keep stealing bodies. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
That's exactly what Joel and Ayanda are doing. A body apiece. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:35 | |
Joel's doing very well, right up the far end. There's Holly. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Look at that, there's the second body delivered. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Holly's in the lead, she's really yanked that one through by one leg. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
They manipulate the bodies into extraordinary shapes! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
-I'd pay good money to a chiropractor for that. -I'm sure you would, Rattus. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
In fact, you have on many occasions. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Here comes Holly, this is her final body! She's there! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
She's picked up the dodgy money. Just get through the railings now... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:03 | |
She's won it! That money can be spent however she likes. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Probably on a good solicitor, Dave. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Well done, everyone. Holly, pick yourself up your final Year Sphere. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Tremendous performance, really excellent. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
It's time to count up those Year Spheres. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Remember, the AD dates are added to your total, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
and the BC dates are subtracted from it. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
The fact that you don't have the most spheres | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
doesn't mean you're not going to win. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Joel, open up that first Year Sphere. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Oh, dear me. 9,000 BC. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:42 | |
Stone-age man started using bow and arrow around about then. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
That's not what you were hoping for. The other one... | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
-Please do not be a BC! -Oh! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
-Oh, come on! -3,150 BC, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
the start of Ancient Egypt. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
You've ended up with a score of minus 12,150. Bad luck, Joel. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:04 | |
Holly, let's see how you're getting on. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
64 AD. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
That was the year Rome burned down. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
1492 AD. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Christopher Columbus discovered the new world. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
793 AD, Vikings attack the Lindisfarne monastery. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:22 | |
1665 AD, the plague! Let's have a look at the last one. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
-1871 AD! -Oh, come on! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
The year that bank holidays were invented. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Holly, you have a tremendous score of 5,885. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:41 | |
Ayanda. It's slightly forlorn, the hope here. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
And you got 264 BC. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
That, of course, was the first Roman Gladiator games. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
But it does mean that today's winner, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
with 5,885 points is Holly, who wins the star prize. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
What's the big prize then, Rattus? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Today's prize is a real treat to behold. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
In fact, it's been HOLED already! Ha ha ha! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Yes, all the way from the Stone Age, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
it's your very own trepanned skull. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
It's had a hole knocked in the side to release the evil spirits. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
-Those cavemen, eh? Ha ha! -Well done, Rattus. The head of a dead man. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
-Yet another terrible prize. -I thought you'd like it. After all, | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
-you have a photo of an ancient skull in your dressing room. -That's me. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
LAUGHTER Whoops! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Holly, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
to our gallant runners-up Joel and Ayanda. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-Yeah! -And no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. -My pleasure. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:42 | |
This has been Gory Games. Goodbye. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
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