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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Horrible Histories Gory...Games. # | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
Hello and welcome to Gory Games. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-I'm Dave Lamb. -And I'm Dave Lamb. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-No, you're not, you're Rattus Rattus. -Not any more. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Turns out you were getting paid more than me, so I've changed my name | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
to Dave Lamb so that we quite literally have the same contract. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
-You don't think this will cause confusion? -I wouldn't think so. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-Can we get on with the show, please? -DAVE AND RATTUS: Yes, of course. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
BOTH: He means me. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
BOTH: This is the show where we test your knowledge | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
of Horrible Histories with quirky quizzes and, of course, Gory Games. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
This is going to be a very long show. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
BOTH: Let's meet today's Horrible Historians. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Hi, I'm Kirsty. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Hi, I'm Oliver. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
-Hi, I'm Hannah. -Excellent, they're all here. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Right, it's time for a warm-up game all of my very own that I call... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
No, no, sorry, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
we've cut this bit because you always do something inappropriate. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
No, I've learned my lesson, honestly. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Today's game is just about hairdressing. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Normal hairdressing? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Of normal human hair? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-Proceed. -Thank you. It's based on events in Durham | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
back in 1006, when the local English women offered to wash and comb | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
the hair of the defeated Scottish army. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-That was kind of them. -Yes. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
And just like those kind women did back then, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
you'll be washing and combing the hair of the Scottish soldiers... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
whose heads have been cut off and stuck on spikes. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-So, are we all ready? -No, no way, not on my watch. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
I'm not having children | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
giving beauty treatments to decapitated heads! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-What if I stuck them back on the bodies? -That's even worse. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Oh, you are so boring! You know what? You give Dave Lamb a bad name. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
From now on, you be Dull Dave and I'll be Fun Dave. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Fine. Moving on. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Right, Kirsty, Oliver, Hannah, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
you are winning playing to win Year Spheres. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Each Year Sphere contains a historical date, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
and at the end of the show, your Year Spheres will be added up, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
with the AD dates being added to your total | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
and the BC dates being subtracted from it. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
-So clever! -It's very clever. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
So, if these were your Year Spheres, your total would be... Rattus? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Oh...it's between six and 300. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-Can you be more specific? -Yes, but I think you should do some of the work. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
-It's 735. -Correct! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Of course, the person with the highest year score at the end | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
of the show will take home a unique historical prize. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
The prize I've found for you is so good that | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
I was tempted to keep it myself. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
We're looking at something at least as good as rotten potato peelings. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Rotten potato peelings? Where? Where?! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Right, let's get cracking. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
And to find out what this round is about, over to the Gory Grid. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
It's the Gorgeous Georgians! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
So, four questions on Gorgeous Georgians coming up. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
And your four Georgian topics are... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Kirsty, you get to pick first in this round. Which is it going to be? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Can I go for heads, please? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Heads. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
That is a prop question... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
and it's another severed head! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
This is in fact a French aristocrat - | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
during the French Revolution, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
many aristocrats were executed on the guillotine, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
and their decapitated heads were used to make wax replicas. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
The woman behind this had a name. Was it Madame... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Let's see your answers now. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
OK. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Kirsty and Oliver going for Madame Bonaparte, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Hannah is going for Madame Tussaud. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
And the answer is B - Madame Tussaud. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Well done, Hannah. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Founder of Madam Tussaud's, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
the famous museum of wax replicas of historical figures and celebrities. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
I don't think nowadays they make wax replicas | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
using decapitated heads of celebrities. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
No, which is a shame - in many instances, of course. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Excellent. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Oliver, your turn to pick next. Three topics remaining. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Can I go with entertainment? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
In 1764, the Duke of Cumberland entertained guests | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
with an organised fight between... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Let's see those answers now, please. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Oliver and Hannah going for A, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Kirsty for C. Let's see who is right. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
The answer is A - a tiger and a stag. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
If you don't want to know who won, look away now. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Hannah, it's your turn to choose a topic next. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Erm...please can I have cures. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Cures. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
OK, here we go, good luck. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Interesting! So, is it A, B or C? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Oliver and Kirsty are agreeing on A. Hannah going with C. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Let's hear what the answer is. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
The answer is C - | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
wear roast turnip skin behind the ear. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
That extra point means that you cannot be caught. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
So, Hannah, you've won the quiz, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
time to choose your Year Sphere from...Fun Dave. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Push, push, push... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Here you go, Hannah, come and pick a Year Sphere. Any one you want. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Yes, let's hope it's not the one with the Stone Age date, | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
they're worth a few million minus points. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Winning the quiz means Hannah is automatically through | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
to play the Georgian Game. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
But will she be alone, or will everyone get to play? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Let's find out. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
It's a single player silly game! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
So, Hannah, off down the time sewer with you. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Good luck in there, deep breath. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-Bye. -Bye! -Bye! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh, this stinks! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Picture the scene, it's 21st October 1805, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
and the 27 ships of the British Royal Navy | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
faced the 33 boats of the French and Spanish Navy. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
It's time to play... | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
You are a British Navy gunner. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Your mission, to load, aim and fire your cannon at the enemy ships. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
You score a point for every enemy ship you shoot | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
and lose a point for every British ship you hit. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
-And battle begins now! -FOG HORN | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Here goes Hannah in her own personal Battle of Trafalgar. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
She loads the cannon here. There we go, lines it up. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Is she going to hit a Spanish galleon or a British ship? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
The answer is she's not going to hit anything. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Do you know why it was called Trafalgar, Dull Dave? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Actually, Fun Dave, I don't think I do. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Because it took place off the coast of Spain, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
just west of Cape Trafalgar. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Genuinely interesting. Oh! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
That was a French galleon that has gone down! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
So that's one point. Well played, Hannah. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
She's reloaded already, she's very keen to get in amongst the carnage. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-She's missed again, Rattus, has she? -That's very unfortunate. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Yeah, but she's reloading, that's the thing... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Another Frenchie down! Another Frenchie! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Two correct hits for Hannah. She's doing extremely well. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Hannah seems to have very good sea legs. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
She does, she's wobbling about on that platform, remember. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
It was my idea to have the springs added. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
And it was a good idea. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
You can see that ship is moving from side to side. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
She's doing extremely well. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Hello! Who's this coming into the game? There is a seagull in the way! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
I guess the only answer is just to ignore it and hope it flies off. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
This is a battle. You shouldn't be concentrating on the wildlife. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-Seagull was my idea, too. -You're not helping, Rattus. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
I'm not, am I? Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
But Hannah's managing to ignore it. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Excellent seamanship and she's sunk another French galleon! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-CLOCK CHIMES -30 seconds. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
She's doing well but the clock is ticking, she's running out of time. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Has she got enough time left to get the six galleons that she needs? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Oh, there's number five! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
That Spanish galleon won't be going anywhere other than downwards! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
She just needs one more! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
We really are running out of time, probably about 15 seconds left. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
She needs one more ship! Only ten seconds left! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
And she's done it! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Stand aside, Lord Nelson, it's Hannah's turn to take the glory! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Welcome back, collect your Year Sphere. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
In the real battle, 22 ships of the enemy fleets | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
were sunk without a single British vessel being lost. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Which I think we can safely say | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
is the last time a British team won anything 22-0. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
On to round two, and it's over to the Gory Grid. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
It's the Awful Egyptians. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Here are your all-important Egyptian topics. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
So, Oliver, it's your turn to pick first this time. Pick away. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Can I go with pharaohs? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
You certainly can, sir. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Around 1800 BC, pharaohs stopped being buried in pyramids | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
and were buried underground instead. Why was this? Was it... | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Show me your answers now. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
All Bs. Let's hear if you're all right. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
The answer is B - | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
they were buried underground so people couldn't find them | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
to steal their treasure. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-Hannah, your pick. Pick away. -Can I have Egyptian gods, please? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Here's what I want to know... | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
The girls both going for A, Oliver for C. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Let's hear the correct answer. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
The answer is A - the Egyptian god of wisdom had the head of a bird. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
Though the head of a rat would have made a lot more sense. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Absolutely. Kirsty, your turn to pick a topic. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Can I have sport, please? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
You're lucky, because this is a question from Rattus. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
-From Fun Dave. -Thank you very much. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
What was the most dangerous sport in Egypt for posh people? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Was it A - lion hunting, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
B - hyena hunting, | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
or C - hippo hunting? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Let's see your answers now. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Wow, all three Cs again. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Fun Dave? -I can tell you the answer is C. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Yes, you're all right! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
Hippos are extremely dangerous. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
They still kill more humans than any other animal in Africa. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
And the final question in this round is on magicians. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Let's hear what it is. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Pharaoh Cheops built the Great Pyramid | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
and he also had one of the first ever magicians, called Djedi. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
But what was Djedi's famous trick? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Was it A - he could disappear, B - he could levitate, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
or C - he could cut off a goose's head and put it back...alive? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Let's see your answers now. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Complete agreement once again, everyone going for C. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Let's find out if you're right. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
The answer is C - | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
he could cut off a goose's head and put it back alive. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
He also did the same trick with an ox, | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
but he refused to try it out with a man. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
That's probably because it was all just a trick. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
A trick, you say? I'll have Djedi's head chopped off | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
and see if he can put it back on again! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
That's the end of the round, and we've got a tie, with two maximums. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Kirsty and Hannah, you got every question right, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
so you two have to put your fingers on the buzzers, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
and we're going to have a buzzer question. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Beginning with the letter C, which famous Queen of Egypt | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
dated two famous Romans, Mark Antony and Julius Caesar? Hannah? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
-Cleopatra. -That's the right answer. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Hannah, you've won yourself another Year Sphere. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
As the quiz winner, Hannah, you're through to play the Egyptian Game, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
Let's find out. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
It's an all-play silly game! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
So it's time for you all to go off down the time sewer, one at a time. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:54 | |
Go on, Hannah, you know the way. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Just follow Hannah, if I were you, Oliver. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-Bye! -Bye! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
In you go, Kirsty. Bye! Don't come back till you've won a Year Sphere. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
Now, King Pepi had an original solution to the fly problem | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
in ancient Egypt. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
He'd pour pots of honey over some slaves | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-and stand them in the corners of the room. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
It's so obvious when you think about it, isn't it? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Your challenge is to catch as many flies on your honey suit | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
and fly swat as possible. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
The person who catches the most flies wins the Year Sphere. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
Here come those pesky flies. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
It's time to play... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
So here were are. They are covered in honey, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
they've got fly swats and they're trying to catch | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
as many flies as they can. What an excellent start from Hannah. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
She's got two flies on there already. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Rattus, this is a good game, isn't it? -It's one of my favourites! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
It's sweet and gooey. What's not to love? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
I have to say I fell asleep in my garden yesterday | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
and caught two flies in my open mouth. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
That was certainly not to love! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Flies coming from all angles now. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
They're standing all quite near the front. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
With the exception of Kirsty, they're scoring fairly heavily. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Kirsty, a bit slow off the mark, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
but she's gone to the back of the room, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
and you'd think that's a mistake with the flies being at the front. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
None of them stuck to them themselves yet. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
No, it doesn't appear that the honey is attracting the flies | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
in the way one would hope. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Hang on! There's a fly stolen there. Oliver has stolen a fly! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
The officials will be all over that. That will get taken off his score. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
Oh, look out! Look out. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Oliver's got a fly on his head. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Doesn't he look a bit silly? But what a tremendous catch. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Kirsty's got one too! Superb! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
That means Hannah is the only one without a fly on her head. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
She'll be absolutely furious about that. Oh, dear me! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
BUZZER | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
There's the buzzer. Hannah's finally got a fly | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
on her head, but that won't count. It doesn't matter. She's done it. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Help yourself to another Year Sphere, Hannah. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
It's the Vicious Vikings. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
And here are your four Viking topics. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Hannah, it's your turn to pick first. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Please, can I have Viking Heaven? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
That, very excitingly, is a prop question. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Vikings believed that in Valhalla, Viking Heaven, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
dead warriors would drink from the skulls of their enemies. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
Is that true or false? Let's see your answers now. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, you've all gone for true, and you're all absolutely right. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:45 | |
It is true. Kirsty, it's your turn. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Can I have Battle, please? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Battle. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Is this true or false? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Is that true or false? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Kirsty and Oliver going for false, Hannah, on her own, with true. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
It's...true! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Yes, it's absolutely true. They wore eyeliner made from ash. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Probably made them look girly but no-one was brave enough to say that. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Actually, you are quite good fun. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Good for you. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
Oliver, your turn to pick a topic. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-Can I go with Viking Myth, please? -Yes. Let's hear that question. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
True or false? We believed the first man and woman came from a volcano. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:33 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Three falses. Let's see if you're all right or all wrong. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
It's false! They came from the sweat of a giant's armpit, obviously. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
Ugh! The sweat of a giant's armpit?! Even I find that disgusting | 0:16:44 | 0:16:49 | |
-and I'm a rat! -That must be very, very disgusting, then. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Here is the final question of this round. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
True or false? In the year 1004, | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
when the people of Norwich offered us money to stop raiding them, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
we graciously accepted and went home. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Hannah goes with true, the other two with false. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Let's hear the answer. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
It's false! We did take their money, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
but then we destroyed Norwich any way. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-HE LAUGHS -It was brilliant fun. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
That means you all have three points each | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
and we go to our buzzer question. Fingers on your buzzers. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
Beginning with the letter T, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
which day of the week is named after the Viking god of Thunder, Thor? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:35 | |
-Oliver. -Is it Thursday? -It is Thursday, Oliver. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Congratulations, you've won yourself a Year Sphere. Go and collect it. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
OK, Oliver, you're through to play the Viking game, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
but will it be just you, or will everyone else get to play? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Let's find out. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
It's a single player brainy game. Off down the Time Sewer with you. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:59 | |
Go on. I know it stinks. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
-Bye! -Bye! -Bye! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Vikings didn't just raid Britain. Many of them settled here | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
and some Viking words have become part of the English language. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Seven words, then, but two don't come from the Vikings. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Your challenge, to work out which five do. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Choose five words and move them to the Viking board, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
then touch the Viking axe - mind your fingers, though - to find out | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
how many you've got right. Keep trying new combinations | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
until you've got all five but be quick, | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
because you're against the clock. It's time to play... | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
BUZZER | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Can Oliver find those five genuine Viking words? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:40 | |
First up, slaughter. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-Slaughter! -Sounds right, doesn't it? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
He's gone for crash second. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Do you know, Dave, in our rat language, | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
we don't have a word for disgusting. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I'm not surprised. He's not exactly rushing, is he? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
He's taking his time but he's considering every move he's making. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
I like to see that in a young man, consideration. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
LOUD SCREAM | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
ANNOUNCER: You have four right. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Now he has to get tactical. Cake goes. In comes skull. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
A good substitution, do you think? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
I'm not so sure skull is a good substitution, Dave. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
Neither does Oliver. He's got rid of skull straight away. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
I was wondering, is your skull as old as you are? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
I'm not answering that. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Oh, and he's got fewer. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
He's only got three right now. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
Both wrong answers are up there. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
I wonder if juggle is one of them. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
He's taken that one way and replaced it. Let's see how many he's left. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
Oh, he's going to make two changes at once. This is a bit unusual | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
because it means he won't know which ones are wrong and right. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
I said a moment ago I thought he was considering it. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
I don't think he is at all. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
He's panicking and just picking up any old card. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
You say that but he has got four right. What's coming off? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Slaughter is coming off and on in its place goes juggle. | 0:19:54 | 0:20:00 | |
How many has he got? Three right. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
We can deduce from that that juggle is not one of the words he's after. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Only 30 seconds to go. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
Die is going on but this is random. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
He's making many changes again at once. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Things changing all over | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
and he's not touching the axe. Touch the axe! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
He's touched the axe. He's got four of them right | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
but I'm sure he's got no idea which ones they are. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Crash has come off now, Rattus. Is he just clutching at straws? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
-I fear he is, Dave. -How's that? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Oh, he's still got four right. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
BUZZER | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
And he's run out of time. Oh, Oliver. You didn't find the words. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
Welcome back, Oliver. Bad luck. In fact, wound is a Saxon word | 0:20:40 | 0:20:45 | |
and juggle comes from medieval French, | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
so I'm afraid no Year Sphere there. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
But crash, die, slaughter and skull | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
are all words we get from the Vikings, as, bizarrely, is cake! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Let me get this right. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Once the Vikings have crashed into your homes screaming, "Die!" | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
and have slaughtered everyone by crushing their skulls, | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
they settle down for a nice piece of cake. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Yeah, something like that. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Time for the final round, I think. Over to the Gory Grid | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
to find out what we've got. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
It's the Measly Middle Ages. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
No quirky quiz in our final round. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
It's straight to our big all play Middle Ages end game, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
and let me tell you, this is a very messy one! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
Time for everyone to get down that Time Sewer. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-In you go. -Bye! -Well done. Bye, Hannah. -Bye! -Bye, Kirsty. Look out. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:40 | |
When I say messy, I really mean messy, as you're going gong farming. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
Yes, gong, I'm afraid, was a Middle Ages word for poop, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
and your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
carry it along your lane and slop it into a measuring cylinder. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Whoever collects the most collects the Year Sphere, but beware, | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
some Middle Ages types would just poo directly onto the street below. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
So mind your heads. Right then. It's time to play: | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
BUZZER | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
We're off with the gong farming. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-This is your favourite, Rattus? -It certainly is. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
It really is a messy game, this one. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Hannah is first there. So is Kirsty. There she goes. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
What a full bucket load she's got there. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Let's hope she makes it back with it all. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Oliver seems to be struggling to get into the game at all. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Hannah delivers her first payload. What about that, Rattus? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Excellent move there from Hannah. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Unfortunately Oliver shed his load, Kirsty delivers almost a full one. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
That's an excellent effort from Kirsty. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Oliver may not cut it as a gong farmer. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I'm not sure it's the right career for him. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
But Hannah is an excellent gong farmer. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
There's her second brimful load of poo being delivered there. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Oliver can only dream of bringing that much gong. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Of course when we say "gong" | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
that is in fact poop we're talking about. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
That is poop, although I should point out | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
that this is not real poo we're using here. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
What? Is it not? What's the point? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
I'm sorry you had to find out like that. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
The game's moving nicely. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Oliver delivering a little bundle of poop. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
That's his first one. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
He's only got a little smudge in the bottom of his cylinder. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
But brave lad, Oliver. Oh, he's fallen over. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Oh, dear me. Oliver is stuck... But he's got a smile on his face! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:30 | |
-He's enjoying himself. -I don't know if that's a smile or just gas. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
I'm sure it's a smile, Rattus. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Here we go. Here's Hannah coming through to get more poop. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
They're doing very well. The poop is spilling out of the buckets | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
-and making those lanes slippery. -Kirsty nearly went over there. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
She nearly went over but she's delivered another full bucket. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Look at that going in there. That's an enormous amount of poo. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
That is the most poo I've seen in one place | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
since a herd of cows got trapped in my back garden. It wasn't pretty. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Dear, oh, dear. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Oh! That was the point I was about to mention. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Straight away we see Hannah | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
slipping in the poo from the windows above. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
What a mess that was. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
30 seconds left and it's going to be very difficult now. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
-Oh! -Oh! -She's over again. Oh, dear me, she looks a little tired now. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:24 | |
Not much poo went into the measuring cylinder that time. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Oliver's putting it on his head. Surely that's a mistake! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Never put a bucket of poo on your head. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
That's the first rule of gong farming. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
The second rule of gong farming? Never talk about gong farming. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
-There's Kirsty rolling around... -BUZZER | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
And it's all over! It's all over. Ooh, just at the end there. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:48 | |
Oliver flew out of the lane. A man, poo dripping from his hat, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
he's never looked happier. Hannah wins it by a snitch. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
She got more in the jar than on her head, unlike Oliver! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
What a superb effort. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Welcome back, Gory Gamers. Hannah, please collect your Year Sphere. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:07 | |
There we are. Gong farming wasn't the most pleasant job in the world, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
but because of that, it was actually very well paid. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Aw, come on. Surely you do a job like that just for the love of it. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
You are so very weird. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
It's time now to count up those Year Spheres, and remember, the AD years | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
are added to your total and the BC years | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
are subtracted from it. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Kirsty, we're starting with you. I'm taking a guess at your score. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
I'm think it's nought, but don't worry, | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
because with the BC totals flying around, | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
nought could be the winning score. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Oliver, I'm going to ask you to reveal your score. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
212 BC. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Death of the Greek inventor and scientist Archimedes. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
That means that Kirsty, you are in the lead. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Hannah's spheres are to be opened next. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Let's start with that one. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
1840 AD. The Penny Black becomes the first stamp. So you're off the mark. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:08 | |
Let's look at the next one. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
1792 AD. Gas lighting was invented that year. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:16 | |
Let's have a look at the third. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
1483 AD. Richard III became King of England. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:24 | |
This is turning into a good total. Let's look at the fourth one. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
991 AD. Vikings won the Battle of Maldon. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
It all hinges on this last sphere. What have we got? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
It's another AD! 476 AD. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
The fall of the Roman Empire. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
That means that today's winner, with 6,582 points, is Hannah! | 0:26:42 | 0:26:49 | |
The good news is that you're taking home the star prize. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
The bad news is that I'm afraid it's been fished out of the Time Sewers | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
by my flea-bitten colleague here. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
What do you have for us today, Rattus? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
The prize today is some exclusive footwear. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
Well, something off a foot, that you'd wear. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
All the way from the Incan Empire, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
it's your very own llama toenail bracelet! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
I can think of nothing more horrible. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
I fished it out of the sewer so try and imagine how it looked | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
-before I washed it. -Yeah, thanks for that. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Here you go, Hannah. There is your prize. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
I'm sorry it's just a load of old toenails. But that's life. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion, Hannah, | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
thanks to our gallant runners-up, Kirsty and Oliver, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
-and no thanks whatsoever to Rattus. -Fun day. -To fun day. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
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